Night Mare-ish World: Part One

The swirling and twirling of the portal made me sick. Everything went perfectly smoothly until I got launched against a wall.

A tall, shadowy figure stood above me. "You're late, Silver Rod."

"I know! I know!" I replied.

He walked over to me as I stood up. "I have task I need you to...deal with."

"No! I already did your dirty work! If you're so powerful then do.it.your.self! The torture you put me through is not going to make me hurt them!"

He laughed and his green and red eyes made me look away. "You're pathetic. You can't even look at your master. I should just give you to the Black Eyed Beings.

"No!"

"Then be quiet."

He used his magic to give me a small jar. The label read: Peanut Butter

Angel pounded on the table with his paw. He squeaked at me and jumped off the table.

"But, you said you would eat the carrots!" I whined. He glared at me. "Peanut butter? You want peanut butter?"

He nodded and slapped the table.

"OK! I'm going!" I yelled and flew out towards the market. I landed and walked over to a market stand.

"Excuse me," I said quietly.

A pony with a tan coat and blue mane glanced up at me then away without saying anything.

"ExCUSE me," I repeated louder.

The pony finally looked up and groaned, "What?"

"I want some peanut butter."

"Nope, sorry."

"What! You're not going to give me any?"

"I would," He said and sighed exasperated, "but I'm out of peanut butter."

"Y-You're o-out?"

"Yep. A pink pony came and bought the last jar."

WHAT! HOW DARE PINKIE DO THAT!

I kicked off the ground and flew, faster than Rainbow Dash, towards Sugar Cube Corner.

I started walking down the road of Ponyville. I could see a cloud castle towering over me. I stopped and sighed as I passed Sugar Cube Corner. I kicked something on the ground.

I lifted me front leg and complained, "Ow! Who leaves a rock in the middle of a path?"

I kicked it and continued walking. What was I going to do with a jar of peanut butter? I started to sing.

I can't believe I'm still doing this

I told myself a month ago that I'd be through with this

I'm looking at my phone

And wondering if you're home

"Wow." Some pony said as I jumped, "you're good."

"Oh, um..thanks," I replied.

"I'm Game Twist," the mare continued.

"Oh..um OK," I quickly said trotting away. "I'm busy at the moment but I'll see you later."

"Oh, bye. I guess."

I walked away slowly. I glanced behind me to see that Game Twist had left.

"Good riddens," I mumbled.

I turned around and trotted into Sugar Cube Corner.

I walked to the counter and shouted, "Hello?"

"Coming! I'm coming. Give me a second." Pinkie Pie walked to the counter. She gasped and dropped the cake she was carrying.

"You! Why..What are you doing here?" she exclaimed.

"I came to give you some peanut butter," I replied smoothly.

"No thanks, I just got some. I was reading a book about baking and learned about peanut butter cake."

"Just take it."

"Fine." She grabbed it with her hoof and walked towards me.

"Twilight!" Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, and Flutter Shy yelled running inside the library.

I turned around rapidly. "What is it girls? Discord? The world is made of chocolate? My toilet exploded?"

"Yes it--wait, what?" Rainbow said giving me a confused look.

"Your toilet exploded? Oh my. Did water pour everywhere?" Flutter Shy gasped.

"No Flutter Sh-" I started to explain.

"That's exactly what happened Flutters," said somepony from outside the doorway.

"What? That's not what happened! Who said that?" I screamed.

Pinkie Pie strutted in. "Me."

"Uh, hey Pinkie..," Rainbow said awkwardly.

Oh, wow! I looked amazing in my tan trench coat with pink buttons and the sunglasses on my head. Silver Rod should replace Rarity!  Wait! No! Don't tell Rarity I said that.

Rarity gasped. "That trench coat is a perfect fit for you!"

Before I could reply Silver Rod walked in, smiling.

"Hello...girls," She said as she put on a trench coat like mine.

I felt guilty for tricking them. I had started to enjoy being 'friends' with these ponies. I took out the pink and red cube. It's not really my fault that these ponies thought I was their friend. I laughed without humor as I threw the cube down on the floor in front of them.

"What is that--" Twilight Sparkle started to say.

The cube launched above and around them, making a cage.

Silver Rod looked over and I could see tears in her eyes. Pathetic.

"Good job Agent C.A.K.E.," she whispered sadly to herself.