Hey there, all you bibliophilic bipeds! Pinkie Pie here! Are you guys happy? I really hope so! 'Cause you know, nothing makes me happier than making all of my Ponyville friends smile! And sometimes, you know, we go back to my bedroom, and make each other REALLY happy! Ohhh, that's one of my very favoritest things to do with my friends!

But...well....I AM friends with everypony in town, so let's just say I make a LOT of ponies happy! And that's terrific! But it has some side effects, so I'm kind of pregnant now...again...and that's okay, it really is! But there's this...THING in the back of my mind that keeps bothering me. And I want to be happy because there's going to be a brand new life soon, but this thing just keeps eating me up inside...I wish there was somepony I could talk to about it...

But don't worry, this story isn't all drama and feelings! It's also got ponies being really, REALLY friendly with me! It's Mature-tagged for a reason, you know!