For the length of her professional career, hyper-sized and hyper-tough Ms. Harshwhinny has maintained stout professionalism in a sea of hyper-libidos. As the highly prized (in more ways than one!) secretary for Princess Cadance, she's agreed to stretch the boundaries of her standards and stamina alike to test new vistas in slicking and speeding the grinding gears of bureaucracy.

Unfortunately-- or perhaps fortunately-- Prince Armor's participation tends to go past stretching boundaries and right into pushing her limits and buttons alike! How long can she keep a stern, professional hand on the matter before royal enthusiasms make her slip her grip?

With HUGE thanks to Habitual and especially Megapone who refused to let me tell rather than show and helped turned a 2.8k self-referential joke into its current Hyperness.

Includes: Edging, heterosexual sex and lesbian fondling, unprofessionalism, terrible puns, mild swinging, and the terrible specter of a loving, married couple having fun with a treasured friend. Also, hyper boobs, butt, muscles, cocks and just all around big.

Picture by 3mangos, taken from derpi without permission. Please PM if you wish me to take it down.