My Life at CHSby Rainbowshy34ChaptersWhere the $&@! am I?!Chapter 2Chapter 3Where the $&@! am I?!Groooaaannnn. Ok let's recap, giant... space hole, blinding lights, hitting the ground hard on some sort of, grassy surface, I believe. Please be a dream. As I start to lift my head up, having just regain conscious, I notice something... odd? I don't remember this block... When I turn my head, I see a completely different school, and six girls staring at me. Ok, where the hell am I!? "Greetings, you come in peace?" The pink one asks. Good, they speak my language, that'll help me get answers. "Where am I?" I ask. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!" The purple one says as she starts jumping like a child on Christmas Day. "Girls! Do you know what this proves!? "Multiple universes, extraterrestrial life?" Suggests the bacon haired one. "Exactl-" I cut off the purple one. "Can I please get some answers I'm really confused!" "Oh right, of course, Well my name is Twilight, this Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity, you are on Earth-" "Let me cut you off again there, sorry but this can't be Earth, I was just on Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy." "Please you can't be so ignorant that your just ruling out another universe!" "And how, per say, did I get to this universe?" "Magic, why of course!" Shouts the girl named Pinkie. "What the freck do you mean by magic? Magic doesn't exist!" "Ever heard of the magic of friendsh-" "Ima cut of you bullshit right there, Pinkie was it?" Once she nodded, and I was sure of her name, I continued,"I don't know what kid show that was from, but I just need full, honest answers, so please, answer as truthfully as possible." "Hey bub," the multi-colored one stepped in, probably Rainbow Dash,"We are answering truthfully, and next time you interrupt us, I'm kicking your ass back were you came." My silence let them know to continue. "Here's what we know, we were walking, and we saw this, wormhole I guess would be the best term, and it dropped you out of it. That's a we know, what about you?" Sunset, I believe. "Pretty much the same." "Well ah say we head back to my barn, as far as ahm concerned, he doesn't look like he gonna probe us... right?" "Wouldn't dream of it. But I'm not sleeping in your barn." "Noted." "Ok, so, what's our plan of action?" Asks Rainbow Dash. "At this current point I don't know." Responds Sunset. "I guess the best plan would be to contact Princess Twilight, I may be smart, but I don't know everything." Me and Twilight walk back into the room after questioning me. "It seems both worlds are the exact same, aside from residents, and the fact that everything there is completely normal. No magic." "Thanks Twilight, nothing else?" Asks Sunset. "Nope. Nothing." "Just as long as I still get to watch YouTube." I say already pulling out my phone and claiming my spot on the couch. "Are we sure he should be in the same house as us?" "Don't worry Dash, we'll take turns watching him." "Gee, thanks." "Oh come on, you can understand, speaking of which, what's your name?" Asks Twilight. "Jack. Jack Trades." "So names work the same, huh?" "Yep, I'm good at everything but master at nothing, I do excel at gaming and art though." "Alright everyone, I think it's time for lights out." Says Applejack from the stairs. Twilight grabs a chair and takes her spot to watch me, while the other girls walk up stairs to whatever room they'll be sleeping in. As I make my self comfy, and shut down for the night, I wonder, Will they have a five-some? There two ways I hate waking up, the first way, is by alarm, the second, by hitting the ground, and this wake up was the latter. Mooaann "Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeup!" Rarity shouts from the stairs, hair iron in hand. "Were gonna be late for school!" It's a good thing I don't have to got to that anymore. "Get up Jack! We have to question you at lunch, you'll sign up at the school later." Twilight says hurriedly. "Buutttt whhhyyyyy?" I say, a bit more moaningly then I would've liked. "Don't worry, Celestia won't even mind." She ignores my question while rushing through the cluster-fuck of the living room. To explain it, Rainbow is choking down pancakes, Rarity is fiddling around with makeup, Applejack is hopping with one leg in her pants, Pinkies nake-"GAAAHHH!!! Why did no one warn me?!" I say while covering my eyes. "Don't worry, it's normal for Pinkie." Says Rainbow Dash. "So if I uncover my eyes to get ready-Since Twilights forcing me to got to school-your not going to shun me?" "Like I said, it's the norm for Pinkie." "Okaayyy..." After that ordeal I put on a pair of jeans, a hoodie, and shoes, and got my phone and headphones, and after waiting for everyone else to get ready-which was funny to watch-I followed every one down the street, not hearing a single word as I blasted music into my eardrums. Today, will be interesting, I thought whil we walked down the street, to what I heard was called Canterlot High School. Chapter 2Canterlot High students were doing the usual this morning, chatting with friends, some gossip, just loitering around various hallways with a couple of their friends. Class wouldn't start for another five minutes. "Okay," Sunset broke the silence as she took out her book,"Twilight told me all that she knows, however, it isn't good news." "What is it?" I ask a bit worried. "Well apparently, you probably won't be able to go back to your world, however, it doesn't seem you care." "Well Sunset, I learned to go with the flow of the world. While I may not like something, like being stuck here with Pinkie,"I say, as I turn to Pinkie who this whole time has been poking me,"It seems as if the universe is best left to its own devices." "Woah. Deep." "Thank you, I kinda like philosophy." The bell had interrupted our conversation, signaling that's I time to get to class. "Well, see you at lunch I guess." I say as I turn around and start walking. "Bye." Well my life just got considerably more interesting. I think as I walk down the halls, before realizing, Wait! What are my classes?! "I thought you said you were gonna question me?" I ask Twilight who's picking at her 'food,'as its really just brown goo. "Yeah well, it's lost it's punch when you realize, they're exactly the same." "So why'd I have to come here?!" "To have a chapter that isn't just filler." "This author has to be the worst." "Well he wrote ONE good story." "Could've fooled be," I mumble while I pick at my brown goo. "But now that you're stuck here we get to have super dupe spectancular fun together!" Pinkie shouts as she pulls us all in a massive group hug. "Kill me now." I say as my lungs are crushed my Pinkie's massive hug. "So, how are we gonna get him housing?" Applejack asks as we walk down the street. "I can help with that, considering we're both inter-dimensional travelers who don't have a citizenship here." Sunset says. "How?" I ask. "I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, to put it simply." She says. "Ok what about money?" "Get a job."Rainbow dash says. "No citizenship you dolt!" "The guy I know can get you that too." "What kind of favor did you do this guy exactly?" I ask. "I solved a, mystery for him." "Ooh, foreshadowing I like it." Pinkie says while looking directly at the now shattered fourth wall. "I'll get the spackle." Applejack sighs. "I'll get the dry wall." Rainbow dash sighs with her. Author's Note Ok so this isn't gonna be longer because I liked it where it ended at the fourth wall joke. If you don't like the story, please tell me the problem so I could improve upon that area, a.k.a constructive criticism please! Also I really need to stop with the fourth wall breaking, this one will be the last for a few chapters! I swear. Chapter 3"So you sure this guy isn't, like, gonna hold us at gun point?" "That's why Rainbow Dash is here, if things go south, she has great aim so she can use the gun." Sunset says at we stand on the doorstep to this guys apartment. I turn to Rainbow Dash in her car, already loading the pistol. "Who is it!" A gruff man asked in a gruff voice as he opened the door, with a shotgun in hand. "Oh, you," he said as he looked at Sunset. "Alright bub!" Sunset said as he grabbed the man where the sun don't shine,"We need a free idea for this guy over hear," I simply waved at him when Sunset nodded her head toward me. "Pl-e-ase, set... me... down," The man said through strangled breaths. "Jeeze, remind me to never get you mad," I say as I turn toward Sunset. "Are you gonna get us the ID? And NOT pull any tricks like, last time." The man nodded is head, thankful for that after which, Sunset put him down. "Follow me." The man said as he stepped out the house with his car keys. Rainbow put her car in drive, and we followed the man to what looked like, well... the middle of know where. Until we stopped at a large metal double door. Is this guy running a criminal organization? I thought as we walked in. The first thing I noticed was all the guns, guns I don't even know the names of. I recognized a few, like an AK or M9, but other than that all their names were beyond my knowledge. The next thing I noticed was "light armored vehicles' when in truth these things were TANKS. The third thing I noticed was a shit load of drugs, like, an addict's dream shit load. Wonder what else he sells? "Alright, here I can get you a free ID. Now, these IDs should get you anywhere, mainly because one of my workers hack into a government computer, meaning you basically have a citizenship with these things." The man said as we turned the thirtieth corner. "Sweeeett," I say as I look around the safe house, actually, it's more like a military base, just, without the military. "And here we are," He said as we walked through a double door. Inside it looked like a waiting room to any government service. Only full of crooks and what not. When we stepped through a single door we found a hacker inside typing away on his computer, with a stack of blank ID cards in one corner of the room. "Information please," The hacker said, still looking at his computer. "Jack Trades, age, 17, parents... missing, I guess would be correct, height, 6' 2", weight, umm... 159lbs I guess." "Wow your a string bean," Sunset remarked. "Shut it, Sun-butt." "Why does everyone keep saying that just because I have a Suns symbol near the back of my skirt!" "Hey," I say with a devious smile,"Can you try to 'negotiate' with that 'friend' of yours to try and get me a fake credit card?" "I don't see why not," she says as she walks out the room to go 'negotiate' with that man. I really don't feel sorry. "Wow they even have acces to banks?" Rainbow asks. "Yeah can you believe it!" I say as I shove my credit card and ID into my wallet. "You don't think will be caught though, right?" Rainbow asks a bit worried. "Well if you do I have a perfect plan," I say. "What is it?" "You see that pedal your stepping on right now? If we hear sirens, gun it." "That's not a very good plan." She says. "Yeah if this was a slower car, but a Evo is by no means slow." "Hey what's the limit on this thing anyway?" I ask Sunset. "80,000." "Awww come one!" Me and Rainbow both wine. "Do you want to look suspicious?" "Well...know." "Great." "I really wanted to buy a Red and black Dodge Challenger." "Weren't you gonna get a job?" "Whew... thank heavens you're ok," Rarity says as we enter the boutique. "Here's you gun back Aj." Rainbow says. "You didn't have ta use it now... did you?" She asks. "No the guy didn't shoot, probably cause his balls were being grinder into dust." I say as I turn to Sunset. "Hey it was necessary!" Sunset says defensively. "Was it really? Did the guy really look like he was gonna use that shotgun?" "Whatever, it's how I get what I want." "I though that was pro- "Ok, hehe, I think it's time we go to my place for the sleepover." Pinkie says, clearly trying to spare my life from Sunset's fury. "Everyone! In my mighty beetle!" "Sugar cube, ain't no way you gettin us all in that thing." "Aw, come on Aj!" "Sorry Pinkie, it's just come n' sense." Author's Note So that's the unfinished end. I just needed to get that chapter out here because I've been having it sit here. Anyways I don't know if I'm going to continue writing on this site as I have switched to Wattpad which I like more. Suggest ways I can improve, otherwise known as constructive criticism. Also I'm gonna take some time to brainstorm the next Chapter, so far I'm at Twilight comes for a visit, and it makes a reference sorta to all the Sunset Sparkle, which I love.
Where the $&@! am I?!Groooaaannnn. Ok let's recap, giant... space hole, blinding lights, hitting the ground hard on some sort of, grassy surface, I believe. Please be a dream. As I start to lift my head up, having just regain conscious, I notice something... odd? I don't remember this block... When I turn my head, I see a completely different school, and six girls staring at me. Ok, where the hell am I!? "Greetings, you come in peace?" The pink one asks. Good, they speak my language, that'll help me get answers. "Where am I?" I ask. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!" The purple one says as she starts jumping like a child on Christmas Day. "Girls! Do you know what this proves!? "Multiple universes, extraterrestrial life?" Suggests the bacon haired one. "Exactl-" I cut off the purple one. "Can I please get some answers I'm really confused!" "Oh right, of course, Well my name is Twilight, this Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity, you are on Earth-" "Let me cut you off again there, sorry but this can't be Earth, I was just on Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy." "Please you can't be so ignorant that your just ruling out another universe!" "And how, per say, did I get to this universe?" "Magic, why of course!" Shouts the girl named Pinkie. "What the freck do you mean by magic? Magic doesn't exist!" "Ever heard of the magic of friendsh-" "Ima cut of you bullshit right there, Pinkie was it?" Once she nodded, and I was sure of her name, I continued,"I don't know what kid show that was from, but I just need full, honest answers, so please, answer as truthfully as possible." "Hey bub," the multi-colored one stepped in, probably Rainbow Dash,"We are answering truthfully, and next time you interrupt us, I'm kicking your ass back were you came." My silence let them know to continue. "Here's what we know, we were walking, and we saw this, wormhole I guess would be the best term, and it dropped you out of it. That's a we know, what about you?" Sunset, I believe. "Pretty much the same." "Well ah say we head back to my barn, as far as ahm concerned, he doesn't look like he gonna probe us... right?" "Wouldn't dream of it. But I'm not sleeping in your barn." "Noted." "Ok, so, what's our plan of action?" Asks Rainbow Dash. "At this current point I don't know." Responds Sunset. "I guess the best plan would be to contact Princess Twilight, I may be smart, but I don't know everything." Me and Twilight walk back into the room after questioning me. "It seems both worlds are the exact same, aside from residents, and the fact that everything there is completely normal. No magic." "Thanks Twilight, nothing else?" Asks Sunset. "Nope. Nothing." "Just as long as I still get to watch YouTube." I say already pulling out my phone and claiming my spot on the couch. "Are we sure he should be in the same house as us?" "Don't worry Dash, we'll take turns watching him." "Gee, thanks." "Oh come on, you can understand, speaking of which, what's your name?" Asks Twilight. "Jack. Jack Trades." "So names work the same, huh?" "Yep, I'm good at everything but master at nothing, I do excel at gaming and art though." "Alright everyone, I think it's time for lights out." Says Applejack from the stairs. Twilight grabs a chair and takes her spot to watch me, while the other girls walk up stairs to whatever room they'll be sleeping in. As I make my self comfy, and shut down for the night, I wonder, Will they have a five-some? There two ways I hate waking up, the first way, is by alarm, the second, by hitting the ground, and this wake up was the latter. Mooaann "Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeup!" Rarity shouts from the stairs, hair iron in hand. "Were gonna be late for school!" It's a good thing I don't have to got to that anymore. "Get up Jack! We have to question you at lunch, you'll sign up at the school later." Twilight says hurriedly. "Buutttt whhhyyyyy?" I say, a bit more moaningly then I would've liked. "Don't worry, Celestia won't even mind." She ignores my question while rushing through the cluster-fuck of the living room. To explain it, Rainbow is choking down pancakes, Rarity is fiddling around with makeup, Applejack is hopping with one leg in her pants, Pinkies nake-"GAAAHHH!!! Why did no one warn me?!" I say while covering my eyes. "Don't worry, it's normal for Pinkie." Says Rainbow Dash. "So if I uncover my eyes to get ready-Since Twilights forcing me to got to school-your not going to shun me?" "Like I said, it's the norm for Pinkie." "Okaayyy..." After that ordeal I put on a pair of jeans, a hoodie, and shoes, and got my phone and headphones, and after waiting for everyone else to get ready-which was funny to watch-I followed every one down the street, not hearing a single word as I blasted music into my eardrums. Today, will be interesting, I thought whil we walked down the street, to what I heard was called Canterlot High School.
Chapter 2Canterlot High students were doing the usual this morning, chatting with friends, some gossip, just loitering around various hallways with a couple of their friends. Class wouldn't start for another five minutes. "Okay," Sunset broke the silence as she took out her book,"Twilight told me all that she knows, however, it isn't good news." "What is it?" I ask a bit worried. "Well apparently, you probably won't be able to go back to your world, however, it doesn't seem you care." "Well Sunset, I learned to go with the flow of the world. While I may not like something, like being stuck here with Pinkie,"I say, as I turn to Pinkie who this whole time has been poking me,"It seems as if the universe is best left to its own devices." "Woah. Deep." "Thank you, I kinda like philosophy." The bell had interrupted our conversation, signaling that's I time to get to class. "Well, see you at lunch I guess." I say as I turn around and start walking. "Bye." Well my life just got considerably more interesting. I think as I walk down the halls, before realizing, Wait! What are my classes?! "I thought you said you were gonna question me?" I ask Twilight who's picking at her 'food,'as its really just brown goo. "Yeah well, it's lost it's punch when you realize, they're exactly the same." "So why'd I have to come here?!" "To have a chapter that isn't just filler." "This author has to be the worst." "Well he wrote ONE good story." "Could've fooled be," I mumble while I pick at my brown goo. "But now that you're stuck here we get to have super dupe spectancular fun together!" Pinkie shouts as she pulls us all in a massive group hug. "Kill me now." I say as my lungs are crushed my Pinkie's massive hug. "So, how are we gonna get him housing?" Applejack asks as we walk down the street. "I can help with that, considering we're both inter-dimensional travelers who don't have a citizenship here." Sunset says. "How?" I ask. "I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, to put it simply." She says. "Ok what about money?" "Get a job."Rainbow dash says. "No citizenship you dolt!" "The guy I know can get you that too." "What kind of favor did you do this guy exactly?" I ask. "I solved a, mystery for him." "Ooh, foreshadowing I like it." Pinkie says while looking directly at the now shattered fourth wall. "I'll get the spackle." Applejack sighs. "I'll get the dry wall." Rainbow dash sighs with her. Author's Note Ok so this isn't gonna be longer because I liked it where it ended at the fourth wall joke. If you don't like the story, please tell me the problem so I could improve upon that area, a.k.a constructive criticism please! Also I really need to stop with the fourth wall breaking, this one will be the last for a few chapters! I swear.
Chapter 3"So you sure this guy isn't, like, gonna hold us at gun point?" "That's why Rainbow Dash is here, if things go south, she has great aim so she can use the gun." Sunset says at we stand on the doorstep to this guys apartment. I turn to Rainbow Dash in her car, already loading the pistol. "Who is it!" A gruff man asked in a gruff voice as he opened the door, with a shotgun in hand. "Oh, you," he said as he looked at Sunset. "Alright bub!" Sunset said as he grabbed the man where the sun don't shine,"We need a free idea for this guy over hear," I simply waved at him when Sunset nodded her head toward me. "Pl-e-ase, set... me... down," The man said through strangled breaths. "Jeeze, remind me to never get you mad," I say as I turn toward Sunset. "Are you gonna get us the ID? And NOT pull any tricks like, last time." The man nodded is head, thankful for that after which, Sunset put him down. "Follow me." The man said as he stepped out the house with his car keys. Rainbow put her car in drive, and we followed the man to what looked like, well... the middle of know where. Until we stopped at a large metal double door. Is this guy running a criminal organization? I thought as we walked in. The first thing I noticed was all the guns, guns I don't even know the names of. I recognized a few, like an AK or M9, but other than that all their names were beyond my knowledge. The next thing I noticed was "light armored vehicles' when in truth these things were TANKS. The third thing I noticed was a shit load of drugs, like, an addict's dream shit load. Wonder what else he sells? "Alright, here I can get you a free ID. Now, these IDs should get you anywhere, mainly because one of my workers hack into a government computer, meaning you basically have a citizenship with these things." The man said as we turned the thirtieth corner. "Sweeeett," I say as I look around the safe house, actually, it's more like a military base, just, without the military. "And here we are," He said as we walked through a double door. Inside it looked like a waiting room to any government service. Only full of crooks and what not. When we stepped through a single door we found a hacker inside typing away on his computer, with a stack of blank ID cards in one corner of the room. "Information please," The hacker said, still looking at his computer. "Jack Trades, age, 17, parents... missing, I guess would be correct, height, 6' 2", weight, umm... 159lbs I guess." "Wow your a string bean," Sunset remarked. "Shut it, Sun-butt." "Why does everyone keep saying that just because I have a Suns symbol near the back of my skirt!" "Hey," I say with a devious smile,"Can you try to 'negotiate' with that 'friend' of yours to try and get me a fake credit card?" "I don't see why not," she says as she walks out the room to go 'negotiate' with that man. I really don't feel sorry. "Wow they even have acces to banks?" Rainbow asks. "Yeah can you believe it!" I say as I shove my credit card and ID into my wallet. "You don't think will be caught though, right?" Rainbow asks a bit worried. "Well if you do I have a perfect plan," I say. "What is it?" "You see that pedal your stepping on right now? If we hear sirens, gun it." "That's not a very good plan." She says. "Yeah if this was a slower car, but a Evo is by no means slow." "Hey what's the limit on this thing anyway?" I ask Sunset. "80,000." "Awww come one!" Me and Rainbow both wine. "Do you want to look suspicious?" "Well...know." "Great." "I really wanted to buy a Red and black Dodge Challenger." "Weren't you gonna get a job?" "Whew... thank heavens you're ok," Rarity says as we enter the boutique. "Here's you gun back Aj." Rainbow says. "You didn't have ta use it now... did you?" She asks. "No the guy didn't shoot, probably cause his balls were being grinder into dust." I say as I turn to Sunset. "Hey it was necessary!" Sunset says defensively. "Was it really? Did the guy really look like he was gonna use that shotgun?" "Whatever, it's how I get what I want." "I though that was pro- "Ok, hehe, I think it's time we go to my place for the sleepover." Pinkie says, clearly trying to spare my life from Sunset's fury. "Everyone! In my mighty beetle!" "Sugar cube, ain't no way you gettin us all in that thing." "Aw, come on Aj!" "Sorry Pinkie, it's just come n' sense." Author's Note So that's the unfinished end. I just needed to get that chapter out here because I've been having it sit here. Anyways I don't know if I'm going to continue writing on this site as I have switched to Wattpad which I like more. Suggest ways I can improve, otherwise known as constructive criticism. Also I'm gonna take some time to brainstorm the next Chapter, so far I'm at Twilight comes for a visit, and it makes a reference sorta to all the Sunset Sparkle, which I love.
