A Musical Journey Through Equestria

I wake up in the room I went to bed in which is something I hadn’t expected. I had thought this was all a dream, that when I nearly tripped on the wire in the Tracking Room that I had actually fallen over and knocked myself out and had been dreaming, but I hadn’t I was actually here! I was in a house on a farm! In a world called Equestria! Filled with Ponies! That can talk! DID I MENTION EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!!!

My mind is awake, but it seems like my body isn’t because my left arm won’t rise, as I look towards I see something that shocks me to the core.

“I SLEPT ON MY GOD DAMN ARM!” I shout in my head.

I flail my arm around frantically trying to get blood to flow back to it. In my panic I get out of the bed trying everything to get my arm to work.

“Josh are ya okay in there?” Applejacks voice asks through the door.

“I would be but my arm isn’t working!” I shout panicking.

“Want me ta come in an’ take a look?” Applejacks voice asks sounding heavenly at the proposal.

“Yes please!” I sigh loud enough for her to hear.

“Alright I’m coming in!” She says as she opens the door.

“Can you help me please?” I ask holding my arm out.

Applejack stares at me blushing heavily.

“J-Josh, why have ya got ya ‘tool’ out?” Applejack asks angrily. “Where ya trying to mate me ya pervert?” She growls.

“My ‘tool’? What are you talking about?” I ask as I slowly look down.

As my eyes lock onto the sight of my morning wood I realise that I slept naked due to lack of clothes. I grab the blanket from behind the bed and cover myself up as fast as possible.

“EXPLAIN!” She growls at me.

“I had to sleep naked due to no spare clothes!” I reply panicking.

“That doesn’t explain ya tool being out and ready for work!” She growls he mane standing on its end.

“Oh shit you’re a pony I forgot! Urm! Human’s can’t put ours away like your males can!” I say praying that she understands.

“Ah don’t believe ya!” She growls.

“I SWEAR! IT’S NOT MADE TO GO BACK IN IT STAYS OUT!” I say freaking out.

“Can ya be quiet Ah’m trying to sleep.” A familial voice demands in a tired voice.

My face then goes ghost white as I slowly turn my head around to see Apple Bloom  in the bed behind me.

“W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?!?!” I shout.

“Josh.... Ah think we need ta talk.... 1 on 1.” Applejack says calmly but I knew that she was on the verge on stomping my head in.

“W-Wait a minute! I have no idea how she got here I swear!” I plead.

“Josh.... Meet me outside please.” She awkwardly smiles leaving my room.

“Apple Bloom.... can you tell me why you’re in my bed?” I ask terrified.

“Ah couldn’t sleep and wanted someone ta cuddle up ta. But don’t worry Josh, Ah believe ya about ya ‘tool’ or whatever she called it, I tried to make it go back in but it wouldn’t.” She says smiling at me.

I pass out on the spot from embarrassment and stress.

I then woke up about 2 hours later with a huge bruise the side of a hoof taking up half of my face.

“Ow my head! What happened?” I ask as I look around the room I’m in realising I was still in the room where I had fainted, but this time I was in the bed.

“Yer in ya bed Josh.” A nervous voice says beside me.

I look towards the voice spotting Applejack looking at me.

“Oh god don’t kill me please! I have a wife and Family! Actually.... no I don’t. Damnit I forgot about that part. Urm.... DON’T KILL MEH COZ DAT’S MEAN AND RUDE TO KILL MEH!” I plead.

“Don’t worry Josh, Ah’m not here to kill ya, to be honest ah couldn’t kill ya even if Ah wanted ta, it’s not in mah ability ta do that. Ah could never kill somepony.” She replies nervously.

“What’s wrong? Why do you sound so nervous?” I ask.

“Ah wanted ta say sorry fer what Ah done ta ya. Ah freaked out when you where telling the truth, being the element of honesty ya would have thought Ah’d known that, but Ah guess Ah was too angry ta notice. Ah’m sorry Josh, can ya forgive me?” Applejack asks looking disappointed with herself.

“It’s fine Applejack, you where just trying to protect Apple Bloom, so it’s alright, but can you at least wait till I’m proven guilty before you kick me so hard half my face is numb?” I ask smiling.

“Sorry about that, ok, Ah promise ta wait till ya proven guilty before Ah kick ya so hard I make half ya face numb.” She giggles, causing me to chuckle along.

“Urm can I have my clothes please?” I ask blushing.

“Oh yeah, they’re being washed as we speak. There should be ready a bit later, until then ya should probably find something ta wear fer now.” She smirks.

I then spy a towel across the room, it looks to be the right size.

“Applejack can you please pass that towel? I could wear that around my waist for now.” I ask.

“Not a bad idea.” She says walking over to where the towel is.

I watch her as she walks over there, I look at her toned body.

“She really does work out.” I think to myself.

My eyes slowly stray towards her flank, my hormones getting the better of me.

“Really hormones? A pony? Are you really that desperate?” I think to myself.

“She’s pretty much a human just with a different looking body.” My mind argues.

“She’s still a pony.” I think back.

“But look at DAT FLANK DOE! She got a flank to make Rihanna jelly bro!” My mind argues back.

“That doesn’t even make any sense.” I think as I mentally facepalm.

“DAT FLANK DOE! DAT FLANK GOT ME LIKE DAYUUUUUUUUUM! DAYUM GIRL BRING DAT FINE THANG BACK OVER HERE!” My mind screams.

I immediately facepalm.

“Ah brought ya tha towel.” Applejack says as she places the towel on the bed.

“I already said I refuse to flirt with Applejack, can you please get off my back now?” I groan.

I immediately look to my left my face drained of all colour and my pupils tiny.

“You where gonna flirt with me?” Applejack asks blushing.

“My mind said to do that but I said no! It’s the truth honest!” I plead.

Applejack turns around and leave the room, my eyes once again travelling to ‘different pastures.’

“I done goofed, I goofed all over, I’m literally leaking goof all over the floor.” I think to myself as I facepalm hard enough to cause my brain to rattle in my skull.

Apple Bloom then enters the room, wearing her trademark bow.

“Hey there Josh! Ya feelin’ any better?” She asks.

“I guess, although I doubt I’ll be here much longer.” I sigh.

“Why’s that?” Apple Bloom asks confused.

“Because I’m stupid, dumb, brainless, a dolt, a goof, a doof and a floof!” I reply scratching my head.

“Dolt? Goof? Doof? FLOOF? What do those even mean?” Apple Bloom asks.

“It means I’m stupider then a boulder covered in 20 year old moss.” I reply groaning.

“Ah doubt that, listen Ah know what can cheer ya up!” Apple Bloom cheers.

“What?” I ask worried.

“Ah’ll get the rest of the cutie mark crusaders and we can all spend the day together!” Apple Bloom smiles widely.

“Okay then, sure why not. But we have to hang out in here because I have no clothes right now, just a towel.” I say as I look down at the towel laying on top of the bed.

“Sure thing Josh, it’s gonna be so much fun! Us four hanging out! It’s gonna be great!” She cheers.

“Okay then, why don’t you go get the others then we can hang out.” I reply smiling.

“Ah’ll be back in a bit Josh, then we can all have a great time!” Apple Bloom smiles at me happily.

“Okay.” I reply as she runs out of the room.

I relax for a moment letting my mind calm down from all this new information and hormones, I then realise something.

“What happened to dinner?” I ask myself. “It’s fine I’m actually not that hungry.” I think to myself.

I then let my body sink into the blanket letting myself fall into a sleep. A sleep that must have only lasted about half an hour due to the sound of multiple hooves running up the stairs being more than loud enough to wake me up.

“Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell Ah produce ta you.... Josh our new house guest!” I hear Apple Blooms excited voice say from the foot of the bed.

I then feel a weight start to crawl along the bed towards me and then snuggle up to my right arm.

“Come feel how soft an’ squishy he is!” Apple Bloom says very close to my ear causing me to tense a little.

“Are you sure we should be doing this? It looks a little weird.” I hear a voice that I’ve never heard before.

“Scootaloo’s right Apple Bloom are you sure it won’t do anything to us?” Another unfamiliar voice asks.

“Don’t worry girls, Ah asked him for a piggy back ride and he said yeah! It was great! Ah loved being that high.” She says happily.

“Well... Okay then, if you’re so sure.” I hear the first unfamiliar voice nervously reply.

I then feel another weight start crawling towards my left side and cautiously cuddle up to my left arm.

“He is rather squishy.” The strange voice says as it cuddles into my left arm.

“Ah told ya he was! Ya should see how kind he is!” Apple Bloom says cheerfully.

“Hey Sweetie Belle come here! He’s really squishy and comfortable!” The unfamiliar voice says surprised.

I then feel something slowly crawl onto my stomach and shakily lay down.

“Wow! He actually is really squishy!” The other unfamiliar replies.

I open my eyes and smile.

“Sorry for not being very muscular.” I chuckle quietly but still loud enough for the three voices to hear.

I look to my right and see Apple Bloom smiling back at me as she cuddles my arm, I then look to my left and see an Orange pony with a purple mane and tail, then I look at my stomach and see a white pony with a purple and pink mane and tail looking back at me worriedly.

“Don’t worry I’m not mad. Just try not to wake me up next time.” I chuckle at the ponies before resting my head against the pillow again.

“Oh by the way. Apple Bloom, I’ve been here for about 4 hours isn’t it a bit early to be saying I’m really nice?” I try scratching my beard only to remember that there are ponies cuddling both my arms.

“Aw come on Josh, it’s never too early ta call someone nice.” She replies beaming a smile back at me.

“If you say so.” I reply yawning.

“Sorry fer waking ya up Josh, we’ll leave and let ya sleep.” Apple Bloom says standing up.

“You’re welcome to stay, just try not to keep me awake, I mean I don’t mind if you do, I would just appreciate some sleep, especially after what’s happened today.” I reply looking towards her.

“Are ya sure? We don’t mind going.” The white pony says standing up on my stomach.

“Please don’t stand on my stomach.”I grunt in pain.

The white pony lays back down.

“It’s up to you, I really don’t mind what you do, if you really want to be bored cuddling up to me then do it, I don’t mind, if you would rather go outside and play then do it.” I smile as I start to pet Apple Bloom’s head.

“Ah wanna stay! It feels great being petted!” Apple Bloom says as she melts into my hand.

I give a confused look to Apple Bloom then look towards the white pony questioningly.

The white pony does what I can only guess to be a shrug.

“Hey! Can you try petting me?” The orange pony next to me asks.

“Sure I guess.” I reply as I start to pet her head through her mane.

“Holy Celestia apples! That feels amazing!” The orange pony melts into my hand.

“You guys like being petted that much? Wow....” I reply.

“It’s great feelin’!” Apple Bloom sighs.

“Agreed.” I hear the orange pony sigh as well.

“I just realised I don’t know your friends name’s yet Apple Bloom, can you introduce me to them?” I ask stopping the petting.

“Awww, fiiiine.” Apple Bloom groans.

“This here is Scootaloo!” She says pointing to the orange pony.

“Hey Scootaloo, nice to meet you.” I say giving a little wave.

"Sup." She waves back and then looks towards the white pony.

“And this here is Sweetie Belle!” Apple Bloom says happily.

“Hi there Sweetie Belle, how are you today?” I ask.

“I’m good thanks.” She smiles at me.

“Glad to hear.” I say before getting cut off by a yawn. “I’m going to go to sleep now.” I reply as I lay back down.

The three ponies cuddle up to me again, Apple Bloom on my right, Scootaloo on my left and Sweetie Belle on my stomach.

“Good night, don’t let Luna bite!” The three ponies sing.

I can’t help but chuckle.

“Good night.” I say as I close my eyes and hug them closer.