My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

It was 30 minutes past midnight, with everyone asleep and the stars glistened over the city. Twilight was told she and her friends had to use the Magic of Friendship to 'take care' of the cops. The girls all got in the Pitbull, with Mark, Nathan and Steele on the minigun. Ashlynn and Roger were in seats that had a grenade launcher, and a flamethrower with the respected owners. Chris however was in the back. The thing about the Pitbull, is that it has tons of armor, bulletproof tires, mini-gun on top, grenade launcher on the right side, and a flamethrower on the left, it's basically a fucking Tank. The only thing not scary is the kawaii cat face that Nathan spray painted.

The Pitbull stopped in the street, a few meters by Carl's Jewelry and Diamond Store.

"Head in that alley." commanded Steele. Mark drove into the alley, backed up first. Some members were nervous than the others. Steele got in the car and looked at the girls. He smiled a devious smile.

"Let's make a little money." he said before putting on a mask that resembled a skull with a devilishly grin that spread across the face. The eyes were all black except white pupils, and there was a crack on the top of the mask. Applejack's eyes widened at the sight of the mask. She saw it from somewhere... from the security footage of the bank robbery... to her... she realized what was going on. They weren't FBI agents... they were criminals, Steele lied.

The group got out of the car, but Applejack sat there, motionless.

"AJ!" called Rainbow. Applejack turned to her. "You coming?"

"Yeah... yeah ah am." she said. With that said she got out of the car. Ashlynn brought the glass cutter and cut a hole in the window. She gently placed the glass on the ground while Steele, Roger, and Mark entered in. There the cameras were turning, inspecting every little spot and detail. Steele took out one camera with the butt of his gun, so did Roger, and then Mark. Soon the cameras were taken care of. Steele motioned his hand for the group to come in.

"Come on. Come on." he whispered. "Remember, be careful with the glass." The group carefully stepped over the glass until all of them were in the store. Roger made his way to the back area while the rest stayed in the front, with the girls kind of nervous. Roger put in the code for the vault, 6538. The vault door opened slowly, revealing the Diamond in a glass case, but also a camera in the left corner. Roger shot the camera with his silenced pistol, and turned to his right, where there was another camera, in which he took out. Roger looked at the blue emerald. He took a deep breath before swinging his assault rifle into the glass, destroying it. The alarm for the store started ringing, causing the girls to jump, or in Fluttershy's case, hide behind Chris. Roger grabbed The Diamond and put it in a bag and headed his way towards the front.

"Law enforcement is coming, ETA one minute." said Percy over the ear piece.

"Yeah no shite wanker." said Roger.

"Alright, once the cops are visible, you girls do your thing." said Steele.

"But Steele we need to tell you-" said Sunset.

"30 seconds." said Percy. By now everyone started hiding. They could hear the sirens of the police cars coming there way. Soon the whole place was lit with flashing red and blue. The sirens stopped, and they could here people walking.

"This is the police! You are under arrest! Come out with your hands up!" yelled the chief in his megaphone.

"Alright girls do your thing. Once your done, head to the chopper on top of that building that we stashed." ordered Steele.

"But Steele-" said Sunset.

"Do it!" The girls hesitatingly walked to the door. The opened it slowly, revealing the whole CPD on them. If they weren't scared before, they were now. The cops' eyes widened at the sight of teenage girls. Could they really be the thieves? They thought. Twilight turned to Steele, who gave a go motion. She took a deep breath before joining hands with Sunset, who joined hands with Rarity, and so on. They all joined hands and were about to use their magic.

"Friendship is MAGIC!" yelled Twilight.

...

*cricket noises*

*coughing*

Steele's crew were bamboozled, mostly Steele.

"Well?" he said over the ear piece.

"Are you for real?" asked a cop.

"Uh... uhhh." was all Twilight could say. They stood there in silence for a few moments, with the cops looking at the girls and the girls looking at them. Steele cursed at himself under his breath before heading outside. He kicked down the doors and fired his shotgun in the air. This startled a few cops as some stumbled backwards. He grabbed Twilight by the neck, pointing his Desert Eagle at her head.

"WE HAVE HOSTAGES!" he yelled. "Get in the fucking store!" The girls did what he said before backing into the store. Once in he looked at Nathan. "Take care of the cops." Nathan got an excited smile. He then rummaged in his back pocket before pulling a FUCKING MINI GUN! A Mini Gun from his back pocket! Only Nathan can do that! Nathan walked to the doors before kicking them open.

"Party time motherfuckers!" he yelled before unloading an ass load of bullets at the cops, with them dying and the cars exploding, awaking the silent city. Steele's crew started firing their weapons of choice as well, but didn't do it that often as they didn't have the ammo to bring down the entire police force.

Steele brought the girls in the back room, with him taking off his skull mask.

"What was that?!" he asked.

"I knew you were lyin'! Ya ain't an agent, ya a criminal. Ya still are! We saw the security footage of y'all robbin' a bank!" yelled Applejack.

"Yeah so what! I lied! That doesn't matter now, what matters is YOU not using your friendship bullshit!"

"It's not bullshit!" yelled Sunset, causing the girls to back up as she never swore before. "Friendship is magic!"

"Yeah? Well where's the magic? I didn't see it out there. All I saw were teenage girls, LYING TO ME! I don't about you but I hate being lied to!"

"We tried to warn you. We can't use the Magic of Friendship if there isn't any kind of Magic near us to do so. Those cops don't have magic!" yelled Rainbow.

"WHAT!"

Nathan was still firing his mini gun at the cops, some where killed of the bullets, while others were killed by the explosions of the cars. Soon all the bullets came to a stop, and all that was heard was clicking. Nathan looked at his mini gun, knowing he ran out of bullets.

"Uh oh." he said. The cops looked at him with anger. Nathan looked blankly at them before eating the mini gun in one swallow. Like I said, Nathan can only do that. Why? Because he has the power of fucking god I don't know why? He can destroy the universe if he wanted to but he's to much of a dumbass to know how. He then ran back inside the store.

"Call in the special units!" yelled a cop on the radio.

"So you're saying that when there's other kind of magic in the vicinity, you can use your Magic of Friendship against it?" asked Steele.

"I guess so! I don't know how it works!" exclaimed Sunset.

"Well that's just great! Now we're all probably gonna die here in this store thanks to you lying fucks!"

"~Skulls! (His codename) We're in some deep fucking shite here! We're almost out of ammo!~" yelled Roger over the ear piece.

"Shit! It's the special units!" yelled Nathan pointing towards the street. Everyone looked at the direction of where he was pointing. There they saw four cops all wearing pretend uniforms and instead of real guns they had water guns, and they walked all weird with their feet not straight but instead curved.

"Ne oy minoy noy!" yelled one of the "special" units.

"Uh wrong special units." said Mark.

"Those are the special units!" yelled Roger.

"Taser going through." said a cop wearing black armor and black helmet. (Taser)

"I'm going to turn you inside out!" yelled another cop with night vision goggles and had gray camo clothing with armor. (Cloaker)

"Dozer! Move aside!" yelled a cop with a green bomb proof suit. (Bulldozer) There was another special unit who had a huge shield that said CPD SWAT on it with bright white letters. (Shield)

"AW SHIT!" yelled Nathan at the top of his lungs.

"~SKULLS! SKULLS! We've got special units inbound!~" yelled Nathan over the ear piece.

"Just hold them off." said Steele. "I'm still dealing with something."  Steele kept looking at the girls with an angry glare, who in returned glared back at him. "You have a lot of nerve lying to me."

"I don't even know what's going on! What's the backstory to this!" yelled Twilight.

"Oh I'll tell you the backstory. It's that THESE LITTLE FUCKS LIED TO ME!"

"We didn't lie to you! We tried telling you but you wouldn't listen!" yelled Sunset.

"So it's my fault?!"

"Pretty much." added Rainbow.

"Yeah. It's my fault that we're all probably gonna die or be arrested. Fan-tucking-fastic."

"You should've listened to us!"

"You should've tried harder!" Just then an air vent was blown off to the ground. The vent door hit the floor (heh, that rhymes) with a loud SMACK! Then a figure came from above from where the vent door was. It appeared to be a person wearing camo clothing, black gloves, armor and had green night vision goggles and a gas mask. Steele looked past the girls and upon seeing the figure, his eye's widened.

"OH SHIT CLOAKER!" yelled Steele as he started backing up. The Cloaker spotted him and started running at full speed at him making a kind of 'wulululu' noise.

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The Cloaker then jumped into the air and did a drop kick on Steele, sending him flying towards the front desk. A loud bang was heard, startling some of Steele's crew. They ignored this and kept firing at the cops. The girls watched in horror at the sight of this. The Cloaker then grabbed it's nightstick and walked over to Steele's unconscious body.

"Not as tough as they told me." the Cloaker said. The Cloaker then began to beat down on Steele's unconscious body with his nightstick, despite him being knocked out. The girls watched in horror at this nonsense of police brutality.

"It'd be good if you put up a better fight next time." the Cloaker taunted once more while still hitting Steele.

"You call this resisting arrest? I expected better!" The Cloaker kept taunting and taunting Steele, knowing full well that he was knocked out.

"Alright, the safe word is 'police brutality'." You got that right.

"Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!"

"Now cry for Mom to change your diapers!"

"You wear that shit in your pants proudly, like a badge of honor!"

"Woah, that one's gonna hurt!"

"What's left if you beat the shit out of a piece of shit?"

"I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to- AWWGGHH!" The Cloaker screamed as a chair was slammed against it's head, not killing it but knocking it out. It was Applejack who was the savior. She panted and panted at what she just did. Steele's hand began to twitch. He slowly raised his head to see the girls in front of him. To his left he could see the knocked out Cloaker. Steele felt his face and body and could only feel pain, even with all his armor. He got up and grabbed his Desert Eagle and shot the Cloaker in the side of the head. He looked at Applejack with a stern look. Various shouts were heard from Steele's group.

"Shield's history!" yelled Roger.

"TASAHH!" yelled Nathan. Steele kept looking at Applejack with his stern look.

"Ya may be a no good criminal, but police brutality is just wrong." Applejack said.

"Just because you saved me, doesn't mean I forgive you for lying." he said.

"Electric shock anyone?" asked a Taser in a taunting tone. He then pointed his taser at Nathan and fired it at him. The electrodes hit Nathan in the shoulder and chest, sending him a "shock" of pain.

"SGHSDHGSJFSDHGAGDS!" Nathan yelled in gibberish. Mark was the first to notice the Taser, and pointed it at him.

"Watch out! Taser!" yelled Mark as he started firing his gun at him. The Taser stumbled behind a police car, releasing Nathan from it's grasp. Nathan got on his knees and coughed, but quickly got up and started firing. Chris fired his weapon over the counter until he spotted something in the corner of his eye. It was 1, no 2, no wait... 10 Bulldozers, some wore green bomb proof suit, some were black, but most of them had a skull on their face plating. Chris eyes widened at the sight of this.

"Skulls! Skulls!" yelled Chris.

"What Demon?" asked Steele.

"We got 10 Bulldozers on us!"

"10 what?!" The doors came crashing in, knocking over Nathan, Ashlynn and Mark.

"Bulldozer TIME!" yelled the front Bulldozer. Nathan, Mark and Ashlynn all crawled backwards to safety, eventually hiding behind some display cases. Steele's eyes widened at this sight. Were they fucked?