My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

While Steele, oh I'm sorry, Susan, wait.... yeah he likes to be called Susan without his mask but Skulls with his mask... don't ask me he's the psychopath wearing The Diamond. So while Skulls was taking over the school ready to destroy it, the girls and his group were just waiting until he came home.

Roger moved his Bishop right next to his King, taking out the queen. Nathan had a surprised look on his face.

"Checkmate." Roger said.

"Dick move bro." said Nathan.

"Hey when is Steele, or, Susan coming back?" asked Sunset.

"Ah don't know. He's been awfully gone for a while." replied Applejack.

"What I'm more worried about is where is our money? We have to save the Cake's and Sugar Cube Corner." complained Rainbow.

This just in. A local bakery called Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Parlor was destroyed during the Diamond Heist that took place 2 weeks ago. How we managed to miss this is baffling us. We ask the Chief of the CPD what he thinks of this.

Chief: HOW THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE GET IN MY BATHROOM?!

The girls were shocked at news report, while Steele's group didn't pay much attention to it, except Nathan.

"NO MORE ICE CREAM!" he yelled.

"Isn't that the rival place that Mr. Cake was talking about?" asked Fluttershy.

"You're right darling!" exclaimed Rarity.

"You know what that means girls?" asked Sunset. The girls turned to her. "That means we don't need the money! We can go home now!" All the girls cheered as they all hugged each other.

"Oh finally we can go home. I've had a great source of inspiration for new outfits thanks to you guys." said Rarity.

"You've gained inspiration from hanging out with a dysfunctional criminal crew lead by a mentally unstable sociopath?" asked Percy. "Not to be mean or anything but I wouldn't want to find out what the outfits looks like nor wear them."

"Dick move bro." said Nathan.

"Well I suppose I can drive you all home... or school, whichever fits." said Mark.

"Why do you get to drive?" asked Chris.

"Because I'm the driver of the group plus you don't have a driver's license."

"I guess you can drop us off at school, it is the middle of the day after all." said Sunset.

"We have to go to school, it's where the portal is anyways." said Twilight.

"Well alright then, get in the Pitbull and we'll head off." said Mark.

"What about us?" asked Nathan.

"Roger drive Nathan in my car. Percy get on Ashlynn's motorcycle. Chris... you get in the back."

"Who died and made you leader?" asked Chris.

The Pitbull was driving down the road towards the school. It was approximately a 10 minute drive, and already they could see the school. Sunset had the window seat and saw a massive hole on the side of the school.

"Uh, guys." she said.

"What is it?" asked Mark. The Pitbull then ran over an proximity mine, causing it to go off. Any normal car would've exploded, but the Pitbull was armored so it just sent it flying in the air. Everyone tried to grab hold of something or someone, while Mark tried to not crash. Eventually it crashed into a pole.

*First Person View of Sunset*

Sunset heard a horn going off, from inside. She slowly opened her eyes and saw Mark on the horn, head down on it. She also saw the girls groaning and Rainbow kicking the door.

*End of First Person*

With one last thrust, she kicked the door opened, causing the door to fly. She crawled through the opening, along with the others.

"Ugh! My hair is ruined!" exclaimed Rarity.

"I think we have bigger troubles than your hair." said Rainbow. Mark's car, driven by Roger with Nathan, and Ashlynn with Percy on the back of her motorcycle appeared.

"You guys alright?" asked Roger as he got out of the car.

"Where's Mark?" asked Ashlynn. Then the horn stopped. Everyone turned to see why it stopped and not 10 seconds, Mark broke the window. He came out with shards of glass in his red hoodie and blood coming from his head. He got up and swept some dirt of him and any glass.

"Thanks for helping." he said sarcastically.

"What happened?" asked Nathan.

"I don't know. We were driving and then-"

"KABOOM!" yelled Pinkie. Percy went over to the spot where the explosion happened. Pieces of the proximity mine were everywhere, and Percy picked one up.

"Proximity mine. That's weird." said Percy.

"How's that weird?" asked Fluttershy.

"Well I see a lot of proximity mines back in Los Angeles and this one is different. There's a faint red skull on this and the only person who customizes like that is..." Percy's eyes widened at the sudden possibility. "Steele." The girls gasped as Sunset remembered the massive hole on the side of the school. She started running towards the school as fast as her legs can go.

"Hey! Where the fuck you going?!" asked Mark. Sunset didn't respond but kept running towards the school. The girls shrugged and ran after her, leaving Steele's group in confusion.

"They abandoned us." said Chris.

"Dick move bro." said Nathan.

Inside the school, or auditorium was Ste- Susan, still wearing his skull mask, and the rest of the students in there. The students and staff were scared out of their minds of fear that they would die.

"You know, I have a joke that resembles this situation." Steele said, catching the attention of many scared students.

"A doctor told his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news.' 'Oh dear! What's the bad news?' asked the patient. The doctor replied, 'You only have 24 hours to live!' 'That's terrible,' said the patient, 'but how can the other news possibly be worse?' The doctor replied, 'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!' HAAAAHAHAAA!" Steele told his joke to the scared audience. The audience didn't laugh but just shivered and some tears came out of some, catching Steele's attention.

"This joke is really similar to the situation. HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Steele.

"I have a joke for you!" yelled a voice. Steele turned his attention, which was to the massive wall. He couldn't see who was there so he took off his mask to get a better look. Right there was Sunset Shimmer, with her friends behind her. "A man walked into a bar, and said..." She then threw the rock towards Steele, which hit him against the head, knocking him down. He grunted in pain as the rock his his head and fell on the ground. "Ow." she said.

Steele got up, wiping blood from his mouth, while snickering.

"Well if it isn't Sunny D! So nice of you to join the party... THE DEATH PARTY! HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!" laughed Steele.

"Dick move bro!" yelled another voice. Steele turned his attention to the sound of the voice, originating from Nathan. Behind him was the rest of Steele's group, except for Percy. He came up from behind wheezing and holding his chest.

"Wait... for me... next time... OH! I really need to work out." said Percy as he fell on the ground.

"Bloody twat." said Roger.

"Soon, your twat will be bloody after I cut your arm off and shove it in there." said Steele.

"Okay... ew." said Roger.

"He's planted a bomb somewhere in this school!" yelled a student.

"A BOMB!?" yelled Pinkie as she put her hands on her head.

"God damnit Nathan! You were right! Why do you say these things!?" yelled Chris.

"I like bumper cars." said Nathan with derped eyes.

"Where's the bomb Steele?!" asked Rainbow.

"Susan." he corrected.

"Right, Susan. Where's the bomb?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out. But I will give you a hint. It's where you get your energy." riddled Steele. Sunset turned to Steele's group.

"Guys can you please help us." begged Sunset.

"Why would we help you?" asked Mark.

"Because not all of us are total assholes like Roger." answered Ashlynn.

"Hey!"

"We'll help. Chris knows how to defuse a bomb anyways."

"I do.... OH YEAH I DO! Yeah Mark come help me find the bomb." said Chris.

"Why me?" asked Mark.

"Because shut up." With that Chris began running off while Mark followed.

"HAHAHAHA! Foolish fools! You will never find the bomb in time. Any minute now, the creme da la creme of this school, will paint the town RED! HAHA! Well the auditorium anyway. Mhmhahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA- OW!" Steele was interrupted when someone threw a rock at his face again. "Stop throwing rocks at me!"

"Dick move bro." said Nathan.

"Stop saying that!" yelled Percy.

"Come on wise guy! Bring it on! I can fight you any day!" threatened Rainbow. Steele had lidded eyes as he pumped his shotgun. Rainbow's pupils shrunken in fear. "I can probably still take you on." she said. Then all of a sudden a rock was thrown at Steele's gun, causing it to fall down, and hit Steele's hand in the process. Rainbow then started running towards Steele at fast speeds. Steele looked up to see Rainbow about to punch him. Success! The punch knocked back Steele on the ground. Ashlynn and Percy all gathered the students and staff to get out of the room. They all headed out of the auditorium and out to the soccer field.

Meanwhile, with Dumb and Dumber.

Mark and Chris roamed the halls and classrooms trying to find the bomb, but with little luck. Mark checked one classroom to no bomb.

"This is pointless. We'll never find the bomb on time." said Mark. Chris then grabbed Mark's hoodie by the collar.

"Why do you have to be negative Mark! Of course we'll find the bomb. We just need to know where." said Chris.

"How about that riddle that Steele said. It's where you get your energy." Chris pondered for a moment.

"Where you get your energy. Where you get... your energy. Energy. Energy. ENERGY! I know where it is!" yelled Chris.

"Me too! The Lunch-"

"The Janitor's Closet!"

"WHAT?! That doesn't make sense at all."

"Wow, what a coincidence that we're right near the closet as well." Chris went over to the closet while Mark tried to figure out what the fuck just happened.

"Why would you get your energy from a janitor's closet! Why would there BE any energy in janitor's closet. That makes as much sense as Nathan trying to spell his own name.

"Hey I know this is a bad time to ask, but how do I spell my name?" asked Nathan.

"Fuck you. That's how." said Roger.

"Oh.... okay."

Chris opened up the Janitor's Closet and would you know it, the bomb was in there. The bomb was at 3:00 so far.

"Mark! Come look at this!" yelled Chris.

"I highly doubt that there's a giant bomb inside a janitor's closet. Oh my god! A giant bomb is inside a janitor's closet! It's a bomb and it is giant!" exclaimed Mark.

"Yes, and if you would look to the side you'll see something else."

"Okay but's it going to be hard to beat that giant bom- Oh my god! Another giant bomb! What are the chances!"

"And beside it is the complete set of all seven Star Wars films on DVD... in Blu-Ray."

"Damn son where you'd find this?"

"I CONTINUE TO BE FUCKING INSANE!" yelled Steele.

"We know!" yelled the group.

"Hey Steele! You do realize you can't punch a girl. That's against the law!" yelled Nathan pointing his finger at Steele.

"Screw the law, I'm insane!"

"Nathan you do realize he's a criminal. It's what he does. He breaks the law." said Ashlynn.

"Not the law to my heart." said Nathan causing Ashlynn to stay quiet for a moment.

"....What?" Steele then looked at the audience, or the seats.

"Hey! Where's my guests! It's my birthday! And my birthday wish is for all of you to die, because I'm insane!" exclaimed Steele.

"Hey guys. We learned something in school. He's insane." said Percy sarcastically.

"I am not insane!" yelled Steele.

"Steele-" Roger was interrupted however.

"Susan."

"Yeah okay. You've been claiming that you were insane for the past 2 weeks. Not to mention that you've killed a lot of people over the course of 2 weeks and planted a bomb inside of a school in hopes to kill all of the students, and you claim that you're not insane! Insane. Yes. Stupid. Yes. Hypocritical. Big yes! You should be ashamed of yourself! What would your mother think of- oh yeah that's right." Roger finished his rant as Steele looked at him with lidded eyes.

"Cut the red wire!" yelled Mark as Chris was trying to defuse the bomb.

"Haven't you seen the movies. The red wire is always the wrong wire, meaning it will blow prematurely." said Chris.

"You said blow prematurely." said Mark in a perverted tone.

"Don't get all perverted with me. Red is always a bad and horrific color." Mark was a little taken back on this insult as he was wearing a red hoodie.

"Are you- are you saying that because I'm wearing a red hoodie?"

"Not at all. I love your red hoodie. Oh how I do. I love getting mistaken as a Blood when we're in Crip territory and almost dying and having gun fights."

"Is that the reason why you wanted me to join? Just so you can insult me and my hoodie?"

"Nooo, come ooooon. Why would you think that?"

"Because you just said red is bad and I'm wearing a red hood-"

"Shut up Mark."

Nathan was flown out of the hole and landed on his stomach. He tried getting up but an unexpected Roger came falling on him. Everyone else backed up as Steele started fighting them one on one. Percy tried to punch but Steele blocked it and punched him in the face. Ashlynn tried to kick but he elbowed her in the face. Rainbow then started serving him punches, all of which he avoided. She then used all her force in her right arm and thrusted her arm as hard as she could. She however didn't count on Steele catching the punch.

"Impressive." he said before kicking her, sending her flying towards the group of girls. They all fell down on the soccer field as Steele approached them. "HAHAHAHA! Foolish fools! You can't defeat me! I have the power of The Diamond! It's granted me unbelievable strength, agility, and stamina! How can a nerd, an Englishman, some idiot, the token female lady woman, and a group of school girls possibly defeat me? I'M UNSTOPPABLE! HAAAHAHAHAHAAA!"

"Wrong!" exclaimed Sunset. Steele stopped his laughing to pay attention to Sunset, who was on her knees. "The Magic of Friendship will stop-"

"Magic of Friendship. More like magic of my ass."

"I don't think I want to believe in that." said Rainbow.

"I did it! I defused the bomb!" exclaimed Chris as he cut the blue wire.

"No you just fast forward it." said Mark as the timer on the first bomb went from 2:00 to 0:30.

"Oh whoops. Wrong wire." Chris then cut the green wire, causing the timer to stop at 0:27.

"Great! Now we just need to deactivate the second bomb." Chris put his pliers over the green wire and the timer stopped.

"Yeah!" they both cheered as they gave a high five. Then the timer went from 1:34 to 0:34, causing the two to freak out.

"You idiot! Of course it wouldn't be the same wire!" yelled Mark as he slapped Chris against the head.

"Well it's gotta be the blue wire. It's never the red wire."

"Again with the red wire and the color red! I get it, you hate red despite being a blood thirsty psychopath!"

"I'm not a psychopath, we only used that a ruse for the trip only!" The timer was at 0:25.

"Well think of something! Cut the blue wire!" 0:20.

"I'm afraid that it's not the blue wire." 0:15.

"Then cut the red wire then!" 0:10.

"I'm afraid that it's not that as well.

"What?!" 0:05.

"Do something!" 0:04. Mark looked at the DVD set and then at the timer. 0:03 is what it read. Mark quickly grabbed the DVD set. 0:02 He raised it and was about to hit the bomb. 0:01. Mark then hit the bomb as hard as he could with one powerful slam of the DVD set, causing the timer to stop at 0:01. They waited for a while, and eventually they knew it stopped. Mark panted as Chris just stared at the bomb.

"I can't believe that actually worked." Chris said.

"With the power of George Lucas and J. J. Abrams with Blu-Ray super powers, anything is possible." said Mark as he held the Blu-Ray disk up in the air. The disk from the DVD then fell to the ground, shattered on impact because of the force it was used to defuse the bomb. Mark and Chris looked at disk.

"Take that spoilers for The Force Awakens." said Chris.

The Diamond started glowing red on the side of Steele, however he didn't notice this.

"You underestimate the power of The Diamond! You can't stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* Hahaha!" laughed Steele.

"Oh yeah! Well with the power of my jewel..." Nathan then held out an ordinary ring. "I can stop you and your evil powers. My jewel also does some wicked cool stuff too!" The jewel then started lighting up a bright blue and a giant blue beam then shot up in the air. Everyone looked at the beam in awe. The beam then came back down to the jewel and.... nothing. Who- who write's this script?

"Huh? What did you think about that?" asked Nathan.

"It just flashed and shot upwards to the sky I don't think that counts as stopping me." said Steele.

"Yeah well the next time you need a source of light to read, don't come crying to me."

"I don't read."

"But readings awesome!" yelled Rainbow. "You're missing out on a bunch of Daring Do books!"

"Is Daring Do a parody of Indiana Jones?"

"...No."

"Face it. Daring Do sucks. It's obviously a parody of Indiana Jones. No creativity whatsoever."

"That's it!" Rainbow then charged at Steele and was about to punch him with all the force she had. Steele saw this and prepared a kick, and the kick landed right in her stomach, causing her to fly towards the girls. The girls caught her and comforted her.

"HAHAHAHAHA! What's that? You give up?" asked Steele as he held his hand against his ear.

"We didn't say anything." said Sunset.

"What's that? I'm too powerful for you to defeat me?"

"We're not saying anything." said Fluttershy, though it was hard to hear.

"And you're going to pull down your pants and let me spank you?"

"We are not saying anythin' like that?!" yelled Applejack.

"Are you drunk? 'Cause that's the only explanation of you saying those things. Either that or your crazy- oh yeah, I forgot who we were dealing with." said Nathan.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Face it! You can't defeat me! I'm to powerful for you." The Diamond started glowing even more red. "Where's your friendship now huh? IN HELL! HAAAAHAHAAAAHA! Friendship my asshole! It's useless. Friends don't give you strength, they bring you down HAHAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Sunset at the top of her lungs. Everyone, and I do mean everyone in the whole school as they were on the soccer field as well, looked at her. "Friendship does give you strength you big jerk!" Steele's eyes widened.

"What did you say?" he asked in a threatening tone.

"The power of friendship is beyond limits, and certainly some big jerk who boasts all about him won't stop it. I think I know why you don't like friendship. It's because you never had any friends!" Steele's eyes started twitching, as The Diamond started glowing more red. "You've always been a big jerk to everyone and that's why no one likes you!" The Diamond started glew more red. "Everyone hates you! You. Are. A. NOBODY!"

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"SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Steele said as The Diamond then started glowing like crazy. Everyone who was present started wondering why The Diamond was glowing, often hearing 'huh' 'what?'.

*0:20 of video starts*

Then all of a sudden, The Diamond broke out a red glow then concealed Steele. Steele started screaming at the top of his lungs as he was carried up the beam, with everyone staring. Inside Steele started transforming into something demonic. His clothes disintegrated as new pair of demonic fiery clothes came on. His hair was now fire, with pointed ears. His eyes became Carnage-like his teeth sharpened into a wide demonic grin. He had red and orange armor on his arms and legs while his chest was out in the open, revealing his six pact, which now had more scars than he had before. He then grew a tail with a green emerald at the end. Finally, Steele grew a pair of wings, with holes in the them while. The beam then exploded, finally revealing the new Steele. Everyone gasped at horror at the new Steele.

Steele slowly opened his eyes and his mouth immediately shot up, revealing a long pointed tongue. Everyone screamed at the sight of this new Steele.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he laughed while the girls gasped. You really pissed off the wrong person. Now that I finally have all the power I need. I CAN RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA! With your last breath, call me, Gaul! Mhmhahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA! TEHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAAA! HAAAHAHAHAAA! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!