My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

Steele ran out the door to Rainbow's house, with others shortly following.

"Alright, so we know where Diego hides out but we need to make a stop to his drug trafficking headquarters, an abandoned warehouse, my crew will take the warehouse, and you girls and I will find Diego." said Steele.

"But we don't know where he hiding." said Sunset. Steele then gave her a piece of paper. On it had bold sharpie writing saying Double Crossing Prick's Location: 34672 Highwick Avenue. Steele also gave Applejack a map, showing where it was. "I had this printed out if an occasion such as this would happen. I didn't account on doing it so soon because we were gonna come back after a few months and kill the bastard."

"How are we gonna get there?" asked Rarity. Steele whistled as he pointed backwards with his thumb to his black Dodge Charger.

"But that can only hold 5 people, including the driver." said Sunset.

"That's why 2 of you are getting in another car."

"What other car?" At that moment, car honking was heard, a musical one I might add. A light blue Priest drove up behind Steele's car, slightly hitting it.

"Hey! Don't abuse the back plumbing!" yelled Steele. The car window of the passenger side rolled down, revealing Percy in it.

"Sorry." he said.

"Percy has a car?" asked Rarity.

"How else do you think I got to college?" asked Percy.

"Alright, who's getting in there?" asked Steele.

"I will!" shouted Pinkie.

"I'll go with her." said Fluttershy.

"Great, fucking beautiful. The last 4 get in my car, Percy! Follow me!" ordered Steele.

"You got it S." said Percy as Pinkie and Fluttershy got in the car. Sunset got in the front of Steele's car while Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash got in the back. Steele opened the door to his car and got in and turned it on. Upon turning on the engine, the song Blown Away by Youth Brigade came on.

"OOOO! I love this song!" shouted Steele as he started howling like a wolf, shortly laughing afterwards and driving off.

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The girls looked at each other after witnessing such insanity or unpredictability, after realizing that he was a mentally unstable sociopath.

Three vehicles arrived in front of a warehouse, those vehicles were a red Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, a pink motorcycle, and a blue pick up truck, the truck belonging to Roger. Mark and Chris got out of the Lamborghini while Ashlynn and Nathan were on the motorcycle, and of course Roger was in his truck. They all got out of their respective vehicles and looked at the warehouse.

"Well here we are." said Mark.

"Roger, what's that thing?" asked Nathan pointing to the warehouse.

"That's Diego's drug operation headquarters. Steele told us to destroy it while he and that bloody wanker go kill Diego." responded Roger.

"But how are we going to destroy it?" asked Chris.

"Oh I got that covered." Roger went over to his truck and grabbed a bag containing the C4's. "We'll use C4 to destroy it, Steele ordered us to."

"He makes such a great leader." said Ashlynn with lidded eyes.

"Ashlynn you're only saying that because you have a crush on him." said Mark.

"Well, let's get this party startin'. " said Chris as he got out his assault rifle, as did the others, well Nathan got out his minigun from god knows where.

"I sure am glad that I have such a long and subplot free life ahead of me." said one of Diego's men out of many men in there. At that moment, the doors were kicked down, revealing 5 heavily armed men... and woman.

"Here comes the subplot! PARTY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!" yelled Nathan as he started firing his minigun at random locations. Diego's men all ran to cover while some stood there like the idiots they were and started shooting with pistols... they're dead. Steele's crew all took cover while Nathan stood there and started raining fire on the men.

"We're here to destroy this operation!" yelled Chris.

"Diego is not going to be happy with this!" yelled a man. Roger stood up and shot a guy on the second floor, to which he fell on another guy. Chris also stood up and fired bullets at a guy taking cover, to which the guy fired back. Nathan however was doing fine, until he ran out of bullets. He dropped the minigun and ran to cover, while grabbing the assault rifle on his back.

"This is nuts man! There's like, a gagillion of them and there's only 5 of us!" yelled Nathan.

"Nathan! Pretend you're Duke Nukem!" yelled Mark. Nathan then sat there for a moment, before he grabbed a bottle of Viagra from his pocket.

"I'm grabbing balls of steel!" Nathan said as he ate the entire bottle of Viagra, like the bottle itself was consumed. His balls soon became really big and were made of steel and there were two huge bulges in his pants. His face then literally turned into Duke Nukem's face. Nathan then went running towards the men, while slapping his balls on them.

*GunsRGreat loses his shit*

"It's time to kick ass and kick ass. And I'm all out of kick ass." said Nathan in his Duke Nukem voice. Then a big muscular guy came running at him with a huge sledgehammer, screaming and running towards him. "I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass." Before the huge guy could swing, Nathan swung his balls on his face, sending him flying towards a meth lab. Just then, another guy dressed up as Mr. Krabs came running towards Nathan with a sword. "Get that crab outta here." Nathan then went flying towards him with his huge muscular, hairy balls.

*GunsRGreat loses his shit...again*

"This is what you get for fucking with the wrong crew!" yelled Mark.

"Hey eses! Shove this up your ass!" yelled Chris as he got the RPG on his back and fired it at the second floor, bringing it down along with any men on there. The group moved forward as more of Diego's men died either by gunshots or objects falling on them. Finally they saw where all the drugs were being made... a meth lab.

"Be careful not to shoot the meth lab!" yelled Roger. Shortly afterwards, all of Diego's men died in the warehouse, with Steele's crew high fiving each other. Nathan looked to his right and noticed something odd. It looked like the Pitbull, except it didn't have a kawaii cat face on the front.

"Roger, what's that thing?!" asked Nathan.

"A naked Welshman riding a unicycle. How the bloody hell should I know?" asked Roger.

"Looks like an armored vehicle." said Mark.

"Oohh! First Diego rats us out, now he steals the Pitbull!" said Chris.

"It's called 'The Warthog'."

"Oohh! Now he's using animal names for his vehicle. Why not just call it Ostrich? Is there no limits to that man?"

"Roger, what's that thing?!" asked Nathan.

"Nathan that's Chris." responded Roger. Mark went over to the meth lab table and planted a C4 under it. Ashlynn put one on a gas tank, Roger put one on another gas tank, Chris put at least 3 on The Warthog, and finally Nathan put one on a crane. With C4 planted, everywhere, they all ran out the building.

"Would you do the honors." said Ashlynn to Chris who smirked in return. The group then started walking as Chris detonated the C4, causing the whole building to explode, with the characters not looking back.

"Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow stuff up and walk away." sang Nathan to himself.

"Steele! Steele, we did it. The drug warehouse is destroyed. Have you found Diego yet?" asked Roger over the phone.

"Not yet. But oohhh! When I find the bastard, I will rip out his stomach, and PISS IN IT!" yelled Steele as he hung up afterwards.

"Okay, that would be awesome to watch." said Rainbow, gaining glares from the girls. "What?" Finally the car stopped in front of a one story house. Steele got out and so did the girls, while Percy and the other two came from behind.... wow that sounded wrong.

"Percy, stay here." said Steele.

"Why?" asked Percy.

"Because if he comes out and I don't, I want you to follow him and kill him yourself." With that Steele kicked down the door and pointed his gun inside. No one was inside there however. Steele looked around, all while pointing his gun in case of any danger comes by. Steel heard a vase break and turned abruptly to where it broke, nothing was there, until running was heard behind him. He turned around to see a force stab him with... a shot. Steele screamed in slight pain and took the shot out and threw it on the ground and looked to see who did it. It was a man in a white tuxedo with a black tie, wearing black leather shoes and had black hair.

"What the hell man?" asked Steele.

"Ooohh, which Diego do you see?" asked the man in a Mexican accent, Diego.

"What?"

"Diego could be there, or there. Or behind you. Which Diego is the real Diego?" The girls were behind him just wondering what's going on.

"What?"

"Look there's Diego!" Steele turned around but turned back.

"Th-there's no one there."

"Yes there is. There's thousands of Diego's!"

"No there's only one of yah." said Applejack.

"You aren't afflicted with the drug!" exclaimed Diego.

"What the FUCK are you talking about?" asked Steele clearly annoyed.

"The shot Diego gave you, heavy hallucinations!"

"Well it's not working."

"...W-what? Don't you see many Diego's here?" Okay, I think we established that Diego speaks in third person.

"No I only see one cunt in front of me."

"What?"

"That drug isn't working." Diego stood there for a moment before pushing Steele to the ground and running out the door. Steele got up and looked at the girls.

"You could've stopped him!" With that Steele and the others ran out the door. Diego got in a black SUV and so did two other men wearing black suits got in. Diego got in the passenger side while one black suit man drove and the other in the passenger side. Steele and the other girls ran out to Steele's car, with Applejack in the front passenger seat.

"Steele what are we doing?" asked Sunset.

"Tying up loose ends. That Mexican fuck is not getting away with fucking with me, my friends, and you girls."

"Wait, you care for us?" asked Rainbow.

"Truth be told, I kind of saw you girls as long lost kids that I didn't know until now... well actually there was Lil' Joe 5 months ago and her mother, or that prostitute I fucked but forgot to wear a condom- you know I don't have time for time." With that Steele drove off, along with Percy in the back.