My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

The school bell rang, indicating that school has ended for the day. Students came flooding out of the school walking their own ways, having small talk with each other. Out of those students are our heroes... heroins... not drug. They were talking about how to make money for the Cakes.

"Maybe you can lessen the prices?" asked Rarity.

"Our goal here is to make more money, not receive less." said Sunset.

"More workers?" suggested Applejack.

"They need money too."

"Maybe we try the whole advertisement again?" suggested Fluttershy.

"It didn't work last time, I doubt it's going to work again."

"Then what do we do?!" yelled Rainbow in frustration.

"I don't know." said Sunset. "What I do know is that we keep trying and don't give up."

"Aw thank you Sunset. That means a lot to me and the Cakes." said Pinkie.

"No problem." said Sunset as they started walking off. The town's bus was stopped in front of the school, waiting for passengers ranging from students to businessmen, to get in. There wasn't any passengers on yet, as the doors haven't been opened. The driver adjusted his front view mirror and noticed something. Something big coming his way, something that looked similar to a monster truck, except it had a some sort of kawaii cat on the front of the car.

"What the?" asked the driver.

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Music blared from the unknown source, crashing to the back of the bus, sending it flying in the air. The bus twirled in the air, throwing debris everywhere, eventually landing on a front lawn of a house. The unknown source came from a heavily armored SUV like car, with a mounted minigun on top, with bulletproof tires, tinted windows, heavy armor, and pretty much everything to keep it indestructible. On the front had a face of a cat face with kawaii eyes with hearts surrounding it. The heavy armored vehicle spun around on the dirt patch, causing students to flee for their lives, while others were drenched in dirt.

Finally the armored vehicle stopped, and so did the music. A hatched opened from where the minigun stood, revealing a man with brown spiked hair (Steele) with a megaphone in his hands.

"Attention assholes of this school! We- uh... line." he said outside of the megaphone.

"We're part of the FBI." said a voice inside the truck.

"We're part of the FBI." continued Steele using his megaphone. "And we're here to take- uh... line."

"Take some students."

"Take some students hostages- OW!" A loud thumped was heard inside the vehicle, indicating someone hit his leg. "I mean take some students on a- secret... mission. Yeah mission."

"You don't look like the FBI!" yelled a student from afar. Steele pulled out a card that was crudely drawn using crayons and some letters were backwards. The card said, 'FBI Agent Norman Jayden' with the 'e' in Agent backwards and the 'r' in Norman backwards as well with a stick figure on where the photo of the face was suppose to be taken.

"Agent Norman Jayden! FBI. Now as I was saying... uh... we're here to take some students... line." said Steele.

"Oh for Christ sakes!" yelled a voice in the vehicle. A hand was risen up to Steele, holding a piece of paper. Steele took the piece of paper while the hand went back inside the vehicle.

"Oh! Uh... we've heard that some students-"

"Wait if you're part of the FBI, then whey don't you have an FBI vehicle?" asked another student. Steele looked at him with a dumbfounded look.

"Because, it- we ran out." Steele simply said, gaining suspicion from several students. "As I was saying. We've heard stories that students from this school have defeated... what is this? Demons... flying horses... more demons. You get what I mean. The point is, we're here to take them to... uh... hold on." said Steele as he went back inside the vehicle.

"I can't read your fucking handwriting." a muffled voice was heard presumably Steele's.

"That clearly says 'they'!" said another muffled voice.

"That doesn't say 'they'! That says, 'yhay'! Why is your handwriting so bad?"

"It's not bad! You just can't read!"

"I can read fine! It's you that can't write!"

"Are you going to argue or actually get what we came here?" After a short pause, Steele came back up, megaphone in his hand.

"Listen I'll cut to the chase alright." Steele began. "We've heard stories about them and we thought that we can use them... to defeat... uuhhh ISIS! Yeah ISIS! And North Korea! Using their... magical powers or some shit. The list of students that we require are... what the fuck kind of names are theses?" Steele squinted his eyes on the small piece of paper.

"Uh... Sunrise Glimmer? Rainbow Crash? Charity? Fluttergay? Pink-die Pie? And..." he squinted his eyes again, then opened them widely in shock. "Who the- who the fuck name's their child this name? The last one is Applejack." Steele then flicked the piece of paper behind him. "Really, you- you named your child after a box of cereal. That's like naming your child Kraft Macaroni-n-Cheese and Lucky Charms!"

"My name is Lucky Charms!" yelled a student wearing a green suit with a green top hat with a green clover pin on his suit, who had green shorts, white socks and brown boots. He spoke in some sort of accent.

"I feel bad for you JackSepticEye...not really. Anywho, would those students, if I pronounced your names correctly, come to us please." said Steele somewhat politely.

"What do you want with us?" yelled Rainbow. Steele looked and saw in a distance Rainbow shaking her fist while other girls trying to calm her down. Steele got out via hole on top of the car and fell on the concrete. He quickly got up as if nothing happened and casually walked over to the girls, the car following closely behind. He approached the girls with a suspicious smile on his face.

"You must be- AH!" Steele was rudely interrupted by the car slightly hitting him, sending him falling. He got up and looked angrily at the window. "Watch it Mark!"

"Sorry." said the driver, presumably Mark. Steele looked at the girls and cleared his throat.

"As I was saying before I got hit by a car." Steele said angrily as he glared back at the window.

"I said sorry." said Mark inside the car. Steele looked back at the girls.

"You must be the girls that- holy shit what is wrong with your skin?" asked Steele, getting confused looks from the girls.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about?" asked Sunset.

"Your skin is multicolored, why are you blue? Why are you pink? I'm assuming you have liver cancer, the one in the pink hair. Anyways, you must be the girls I was talking about." Just then one of the side doors opened, revealing a man with black Danny Phantom like hair, only with more strokes of hair, a black T-Shirt that has a cartoon bomb on it that has the fuse lit and on it says, 'BOOM!!!' with a cartoon explosion around the words.

"According to the school yearbook, they prefer the Rainbooms when grouped up." said the man.

"I prefer you get back in the fucking car Nathan." said Steele. Nathan's face literally became a sad emoji with a tear, as he went back in the car, shutting the door. Steele looked back with a slightly irritated face.

"What Nathan just said, you must be the Rainbooms. I- er, we heard a lot about you in the CIA." said Steele.

"Ah thought you said you were part of the FBI?' asked Applejack with a raised eyebrow.

"Same thing!" yelled Steele. Nathan soon came out of the car at that moment.

"Actually the CIA are fully corrupted, the FBI are almost corrupted." said Nathan. Steele didn't say anything at first, but give an irritated look from behind.

"Nathan, I told you 25 seconds ago to get back in the car, and I'm telling you again. Get back in the fucking car." Steele said once again. Nathan started tearing up.

"You never let me have fun! You're the worst father!" yelled Nathan.

"I'm not even your father! You're a year older than me!" yelled Steele. Nathan's tears soon vanished... fast!

"Wait how old are you?"

"I'm 28!" Nathan gasped.

"I'M 30?" Steele let out a very angry scream.

"AaaaaaAAAAGGGGHHH! Nathan if I promise you a happy meal, will you get in the car?"

"YES!" Nathan then shut the door on his arm, which it came clean right off. The arm, no blood came out by the way, fell on the ground, and started walking on it's fingers... on it's own... an amputated arm walked on it's own... Nathan's arm. Steele looked at the arm as it crawled away.

"Eugh, that still creeps me out." Steele said as turned his attention to the girls. "Now if I can get to the point. The FBI would like to have you for a mission. A mission that requires your skills to carry out the mission. You see, a few weeks ago, a priceless diamond known simply as... The Diamond." He used his hands in a weird motion, as if he was presenting something once he said, 'The Diamond'. "Was brought to a local Jewelry Store in the city. The FBI has found out it is the cursed diamond from centuries ago that brought great pain and loss." The girls looked at each other for a few moments, before looking back at Steele.

"We were sent to retrieve The Diamond so we can destroy it." continued Steele. "But seeing it's the most priceless artifact in the city, the cops will try to uh, liberate it. And so we need your special powers to uh..." Steele made a circle motion with his hand, trying to think of the word. "Uh take care of the cops." Steele finished by smiling at them. The girls however were too skeptic on this. A random stranger wanted to use their Magic of Friendship on a bunch of police just so they can retrieve a diamond.

"Uh I don't know?" said Sunset hesitantly.

"You get a great payday out of this. Probably over a million dollars if you ask me." reassured Steele.

"We'll take it!" yelled Rainbow.

"What?!" said the girls in union. Applejack grabbed Rainbow and brought her over out of hearing range from Steele, along with the girls.

"Rainbow! Have ya lost yer apples?" asked Applejack quietly. "You just agreed to help out some strangers."

"Not to mention they do look sort of..." Rarity said as she and the other girls turned around to see Steele lighting a cigar. A fly flew over his face, and around him. Steele took the lit cigar and burnt the fly in mid-air, with precise accuracy. "Suspicious." finished Rarity.

"Yeah but this could just be what we're looking for. If he's telling the truth, then we get a lot of money, money that we need to save the Cakes. Plus we'll have tons of extra money so we can upgrade Sugarcube Corner, that way more customers arrive there." said Rainbow. The girls thought long and hard for a minute.

"Alright. We'll do it." said Sunset. After that the girls got out of the huddle and walked over to Steele.

"Well?" he asked.

"It's a deal." said Rainbow.

"Great!" exclaimed Steele. Applejack then spit in her hand and handed it in front of Steele, who just looked at it with a stern look. "I'm not touching that hand." he said calmly as he looked at Applejack.

"Whut? It's a form of a deal." said Applejack.

"No a form of a deal is a contract or a pinky promise." said Steele.

"Cross my heart. Hope to fly. Stick a cupcake, in my eye." said Pinkie as she crossed her heart, moved her wrists in a flapping motion, and stuffed her hand in her left eye. This left Steele with the same Stern look.

"What?" he simply asked.

"That's a Pinkie promise." Pinkie said with a smile. Steele kept looking at her with the same stern look.

"Not that kind of pinky promise! Agh nevermind, we'll get you to sign the contract once we're at our safehou- uhhh place of organisation. Now come on, get in the car." Steele said as he got in the car. The girls followed inside the car, through the side entrance. It was pretty cramped in there, what with fitting 6 teenagers in there at once, not to mention 3 other guys. Steele sat in the passenger side while Nathan and the rest sat in the back.

"Ugh, it's kind of cramped in here, don't you think?" asked Rarity.

"Nathan get in the back." ordered Steele. Nathan gave a confused look.

"I am in the back." replied Nathan.

"The back-back." Nathan started sweating.

"You mean..."

"Yep." Nathan drooped his head.

"Aww." he said as he crawled into the trunk.

"Alright let's hit the road!" exclaimed Steele. To his surprise the driver, Mark, was fast asleep on the wheel. "Mark!"

"Huh- what?" asked Mark as he got up in a daze. He turned to Steele who gave an unamused look.

"Drive." he simply said. Mark shift the gear in drive and immediately the Mexican music came on, blaring. Mark started driving down the road, with a group of irritated girls.

"Darling, don't you think you can change the radio station?" asked Rarity.

"Can't. Only station we have. Though I can put a CD in there." answered Steele.

"Oh please do... if it's alright with you girls." said Fluttershy in her meek manner. Steele grabbed a CD from his pocket and put it in the CD player. Soon the song Rock House by Circe Jerks came on. Fluttershy started to regret her decision.

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"Good old fashion punk rock." said Steele. Soon the road trip began to an unspecified area of the city, with the music blaring out of the armored vehicle.