My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

*Sunset, Rainbow, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie come out from some curtains and are walking casually waving their arms in front of them in a casual way, down a movie aisle*

All four: ♫It's a groovy time for a movie time, so grab your gatt and grab a seat. But don't forget to get something to eat. Delicious meat and nutritious meat♫

Rainbow: ♫You can't beat my meat for a special treat♫

Pinkie Pie: ♫Sucking on me is really neat♫

All four: ♫Don't be a jerk and don't be a fool, be a good neighbor and follow these rules♫

*They are interrupted by Steele holding a microphone, Roger holding an electric guitar, Nathan holding a electric bass, and Mark on the drums, turning them on making an electric noise while looking at the group with angry glares*

*The four girls just smile at them as they stopped in their tracks, before singing*

All four: ♫What are these rules? Remember to keep your shoes on at all times. Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need too. Indecent exposure is a class 2 felony♫

*They stop as Steele made his way towards Sunset who kept smiling at him. He then headbutts her, and starts screaming into the microphone, as does the other 3*

Steele: DON'T TALK WATCH!

Roger: DON'T TALK WATCH!

Nathan: YOU CAME HERE! WATCH IT!

Mark: DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!

*Sunset gets up with a black eye, as they stare at them with wide eyes and mouths gaping open*

All four: WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!

Steele: DO NOT NUDGE, KICK, OR JIGGLE THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU! I'M SITTING THERE! I AM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE AND I WILL CUT YOU UP! IF YOU MAKE OUT IN HERE, I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TONGUE FROM YOUR HEAD WITH A...

All four: LINOLEUM KNIFE!

*The girls then run out the movie theater as fast they could*

Roger and Nathan: DO NOT EXPLAIN THE PLOT! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE. YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE WILL...

All four: SPEND IT ON DRUGS!

Steele: DO NOT CRINKLE YOUR FOOD WRAPPERS LOUDLY! BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS OR I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE! DID YOU BRING YOUR BABY? BABIES DON'T WATCH THIS! TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE! LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS!

Roger and Nathan: RUN IT OVER AFTER THE SHOW!

Steele: IF I SEE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE, SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES!

Roger: AAAAAAAAARGGG!

Steele: THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR HASBRO AND COMEDY CENTRAL! IF I FIND YOU SOLD IT ON EBAY, I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!

*All four men begin rocking out as hard as they could before they all jumped from their positions and when they came down, an explosion appeared in the background*