My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 3 1/2: The Diamond

"Pre-planning!" yelled Nathan.

Steele set down some blueprints on the island in the kitchen with everyone around him. To the girls, the blueprints looked like absolute randomness, they didn't know what these lines were, where as Steele's crew, they were WAY to familiar with blueprints. In reality, Steele lied about being in the FBI and retiring from the criminal life, he was still a criminal to this day, it's his "job", though the girls didn't know this, and Applejack felt sorry for jumping to conclusions. The blueprints in reality was Carl's Jewelry and Diamonds store.

"Do you really have to yell everything you see?" asked Steele.

"Marker!" Nathan yelled as soon as he grabbed a marker. Steele face palmed and sighed an irritated sigh.

"Alright, I had Percy print out some blueprints of Carl's Jewelry and Diamond store so we can find out where the soft spots of the store is, and by soft spots, I mean any display cases that have alarms on them and will bring the cops to us early."

"But if yer part of the FBI, wouldn't they understand why yer doing this?" asked Applejack.

"Cops in this town are dirty. You touch their piggy bank, they go all ape shit like when the LAPD do when they see a black man. Now I'm going to get the rest of the blueprints, all of you stay here." With that said, Steele walked off to the basement where Percy was printing the last of the blueprints. Everyone stared at the blueprints, no knowing what to do. The girl's stared at Steele's crew, who in returned, just stared back. Ashlynn and Nathan just smiled back, until Nathan had an idea. He quickly grabbed a blue marker.

"Alright, if you look closely on the store, you will see that there will be..." Nathan said as he started drawing. He drew some sort of shape, a shape that wasn't even considered a shape, but more of a squibble. "An amoeba." He then drew two eyes and a smiley face on the amoeba. "That's an amoeba with a face." Roger grabbed a yellow marker and started drawing an oval around Nathan's amoeba.

"What is that, is that a pickle. The fuck is that is that a potato?" asked Nathan. Roger drew a smiley face on the bigger oval.

"It's a bigger amoeba hugging it." said Roger with a smile.

"Oh! A bigger amoeba, hugging a smaller amoeba." said Nathan. Chris grabbed an orange marker and wrote BOX 4 BOX on it, for no apparent reason but for his own boredom. Mark grabbed a green marker and started drawing a butt with legs on the far side, though no one noticed. He then drew a crooked penis on the front, and now Chris noticed this, but he didn't look up to see who it was.

"What i-who is drawing that?!" asked Chris.

"Who's drawing what? What is that?" asked Nathan. He then saw the butt with the crooked penis that Mark drew, who chuckled at Chris noticing it. "Is that an asshole!? OOOO! My god that's graphic! What's going on there! Hey!" Roger and Chris started laughing at the sight while, leaving the girls wonder if this were FBI agents or kindergartners. Mark then drew tiny pair of legs then tiny crooked arms then a head, who drew a- what the fuck is that? A fucking smiley crack face. Mark was laughing to hard to concentrate on the face so he drew a screwed up one. Ashlynn started walking away.

"Ashlynn where are you going?" asked Nathan.

"I don't want to see that grotesque, graphic thing!" she exclaimed.

"I want to look at it a bit mo-." said Nathan who looked and saw the crack smiley face that Mark drew, who had his head on the island, laughing. "Ohohoho my god! Look at that!" Nathan said in between laughs as Roger started laughing along with Chris again. "Oh shit, that's pretty graphic man, he's got a little mustache here and everything. Let's make more of that." Nathan started drawing scribbles on the mustache that Mark supposedly made.

"I got some blue you see. I can add some variety." Nathan said as he started drawing scribbles coming out of the butt, as if he was pooping. "Blulbublbublbublbulbublbub!" yelled Nathan. Roger started drawing more scribbles on Nathan's scribbles, causing Nathan to wheeze. "Oh my goodness. What have we created here? We should just play, 'Draw My Thing' on the blueprints." After that the whole group, except the females, started laughing.

"What do you mean by that?" asked Steele who appeared in the basement doorway, holding another set of blueprints. Everyone looked at him, while the guys were too busy snickering. Steele walked over to the island to see what they were laughing at.

"What're guys doi- WHY IS THERE AN ASSHOLE ON THE BLUEPRINTS!?!" yelled Steele causing the guys to burst out in laughter. "Is that a crooked dick?! Jesus Christ!" Chris was laughing so hard he started slamming his fist on the table, with Ashlynn rolling her eyes. "God damnit guys! I can't trust you for shit!" With that he grabbed the blueprints and threw them in the trash.

"Luckily, I got Percy to make another copy, just in case you guys started dicking around like now." Steele then put another set of blueprints on the island, to which Nathan tried to draw on it again. Steele slapped his hand and grabbed the marker, much to Nathan's dismay. "Nathan I would appreciate it that you don't screw around with the plans." After hearing that, Nathan's face turned one to crestfallen.

"Aww, okay." he said in a gloomy way.

"Alright. So me, Mark and Roger will enter in through the window via window cutter, now I warn you, be careful when you step in the window, you may cut yourself, or worst of all, set the alarm off." said Steele.

"Worst of all?" asked Applejack to Sunset in a suspicious tone.

"While we're in there, we'll take out the cameras, we can't use an EMP device because that may power down the vault, thus making it lock for as long as 12 hours, maybe more. When the camera's are taken care of, all of you come inside through the window and I'll say it again, be careful. Now, once we're in there, Roger will put in the code for the vault. Now Carl 'told' us that The Diamond is in a glass container, but he also said that the key to container is still being made, be about a month, so our only chance is breaking it. After that, the alarm will ring."

"Wait hold on to yer apples! Why did ya tell us to be careful with the window because it will set off the alarm, IF the alarm is going to be set off anyway?" asked Applejack.

"Because we don't want the police there when we're cracking into the vault, by then they'll set in SWAT units, so when we have The Diamond, we'll be ready for the SWAT units, and you 6 will take care of the rest of the cops using your magic or something."

"Uh, Steele, I uh, I need to tell you something-" said Sunset who was cut off by Steele.

"Now once the cops will be eliminated by the girls, 2 escape vehicles will be waiting, the Pitbull will contain Me, Mark, Roger, Chris, and Ashlynn while the chopper can be taken by the 6 girls and Nathan, Nathan being the pilot of course. Afterwards, we'll all get our share of The Diamond, including you girls who I heard need the money. So, does anyone have any questions?" asked Steele. Before Sunset could even speak, Nathan spoke up.

"Uh I have two questions." said Nathan.

"Alright what is it?" asked Steele.

"Well one is where do I find Fairy-Type Pokemon in Pokemon Go? And two is more of a statement than a question."

"To answer your first question I don't know."

"You find Fairy Types in suburbs or grasslands." said Ashlynn.

"Oh thank you. Uh, I read the news report about these girls, is that there's a 7th member."

"What?"

"Yes, her name is Twilight Sparkle. Uh, I mean I guess we can go get her, she goes to the same school as they do."

"UH! It's not the same Twilight!" yelled Sunset. Steele and his crew turned to her.

"What do ya mean?" asked Roger.

"Well you see there's TWO Twilights. One from this world, and one from another dimension. The dimension being Equestria." The crew looked at her as if she turned into a monster.

"I've heard a lot of stupid shit in my life, mostly from Nathan..." said Steele, pointing his thumb at Nathan.

"Why is it called a cricket game if they don't really hit crickets?" asked Nathan in a dopey, derped eye, redneck kind of way.

"And that has to be the second most stupidest thing I've heard... the first being, 'That Mexican hobo who's wearing a fedora, a stripper's outfit, and sandals just ate off my wing wang' from you know who." Steele pointing to Nathan.

"I have an itch in my ass." said Nathan.

"It's true! There is another Twilight!" exclaimed Sunset.

"Prove it." Pinkie then came from behind Steele and showed him a video, aka the post credit scene of Friendship Games where princess Twilight met Sci-Twi. Steele was left dumbfounded. "Well I just witnessed the impossible... wait no I didn't because I've witness many things, again from Nathan."

"Why are you putting so much hate on Nathan. To me that dude is cool." said Rainbow. Steele then grabbed his phone showing Nathan burping insides Steele's penthouse, blowing it up.

"Peter! Where's the booze I'm saving for Diego?" asked Steele.

"It's in the fridge!" yelled a voice.

"I'm looking in the fridge!" A man then appeared from behind a corner, looking to be Asian who had black spiky hair pointing frontwards, had a white T-Shirt that said Los Angeles Tennis Team, blue pants and black shoes.

"Then I don't know where it is." said Peter. Gulping noises was heard. Steele and Peter looked to their left to see Nathan chugging down the booze. Finally he drank it all and threw it on the ground.

"AAAHHH! That was good booze." said Nathan. After a few seconds of silence, Nathan burped, then an explosion happened all around. After the smoke cleared, it showed Nathan completely unharm, but smoke covered Steele and Peter, who coughed while Steele rolled his eyes in his head and passed out. Nathan sniffed.

The girls were dumbfounded at the sight, that Nathan destroyed an entire building complex using a burp. Roger however was still trying to find out who that guy was.

"Who the bloody hell was that?" asked Roger.

"Remember when I said there was a guy before your breakout?" asked Ashlynn.

"Yeah."

"That's him."

"Oh.... wish I could've met him."

"Really?" asked Steele surprised.

"Naw, he looked like a wanker like twat down there." Roger referencing Percy.

"Come on! When are you going to stop hating me! I didn't know you were being attacked!" yelled Percy from the basement.

"So, about this other Twilight, any idea how we're going to get her through that statue?" asked Steele.

"Well I have a book I keep with me that I can message Twilight with. A magical book from Equestria. Sort of like a text message on a phone." said Sunset.

"I only get messages saying my bill and taxes are overdue. Little do they know the guy's dead." said Steele in between laughs. "So where's the book?"

"It's in my backpack."

"Where is it?" asked Mark.

"By the couch."

"Alright, so how long will it take for Twilight to come through that portal or something?" asked Steele.

"It depends, sometimes she didn't come for a whole 3 days."

"Well better make that text urgent, because the 3 of you and I are going to the high school to wait for us."

"Wait, 3?" asked Rarity.

"Yes 3, 3 of you are going to the hospital to check up on Carl to see if he's alive, seeing that Chris here decided to torture him again."

"I was on my bloodlust you know me!" defended Chris.

"I'll go to the hospital." volunteered Rarity.

"Me too." said Rainbow.

"Ah suppose ah should go. Babs Seed is in the hospital anyhow." said Applejack.

"Perfect! Oh if he's still talking about torture and a few faces, just smother him with a pillow and run out of the hospital as fast as you can okay?" The girls looked at Steele with nervousness. "Mark drive them."

"But my car's only a two seater." said Mark.

"Then take my car, and if I see one scratch on my car I'll- well I'll probably go see Bobby at Los Angeles Customs." said Steele. Steele looked at Nathan with a concerning look. "Nathan, I appreciate you not screwing around during the briefing, thank you."

"No, thank you." said Nathan. Steele looked down to see his leather jacket off, revealing his plain white T-Shirt.

"Wha- HEY!" he yelled.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nathan laughed as he started running in mid air, holding Steele's jacket above his head, with his legs all going swerving around, kind of like how a GMOD person runs. After a little touch on the wall, it broke, making a huge gap in the wall.

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*Picture of Nathan chugging down water while behind him is a broken vending machine with waters all over the floor Roger on his knees yelling in the sky, Mark crying on top of the vending machine, and Steele about to shoot himself with his pistol below his chin.

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The fridge door opened, revealing various juice containers. A young man who was balding and another man wearing a beanie was in front of the fridge.

"We got soda, OJ, purple stuff? And two kinds of Sunny D!" exclaimed the balding man. By now a third man, black man, entered the view of the fridge, with his head sticking to the left side.

"Sunrise!" yelled the beanie man.

"Alright." The balding man closed the door on the the black man's head, who had a sad facial expression.

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A man who had a goatee and now hair opened the fridge door excitingly and went to go grab something. He gasped at the sight of no Sunny D. He started growling angrily and loudly. He then started throwing everything out the fridge, creating a mess of the kitchen. The balding man started walking towards the kitchen when he was stopped in his tracks at the fridge being thrown at the wall. He turned to look who did it and saw an extremely pissed off goatee man. The black man hid behind a wall while the sound of a chainsaw was heard and blood being thrown on the wall, indicating that the bald man died due to a chainsaw.

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Everyone stared at what just happened, the sight of Nathan breaking a wall and the ad about Purple Stuff and Everybody Loves Nathan.

"What just happened?" asked Applejack.

"I don't know what you're talking about." said Steele.