There is no story.

There is no chapter.

And you're here.

Reading this not-chapter.

Well

This is interesting

You must be pretty bored to actually klick on this fic

I mean

Didn't you read the title?

And didn't you see the picture?

I mean

There is no picture.

If you did, why are you here?

Why are you reading this?

Hey.

Hey!

I asked you something!

HEY! Why are you reading this?!

Have you never heard of privacy?!

Whatever.

There is no story here.

So go on.

Leave.

There is nothing here for you.

Leave.

I said leave!

Urgh.

Fine.

If you really want to stay here, then so be it.

But don't go complaining in the comments that this is boring.

I told you that there is no story.

End of story.

What? You're still here?

Got nothing better to do?

The youth nowadays. Got nothing better to do than reading stories

HRRRGRMMMM

Stories that don't even exist.

Don't you have any friends?

Any hobbies?

Maybe you're even missing out on a date right now.

You're wasting your time.

Really.

There is nothing here for you.

You should really just go and read something else.

Or go outside.

Do you like the sun?

I know I don't.

What do you think why I'm writing this sto-...

Well.

I hope you're happy.

Are you happy?

Good.

Not that I care.

Why should I?

You're reading My stor-....

It's your own fault, not mine.

I really don't see why you're still here.

Why are you still reading this?

I know the show is currently on hiatus, but really?

Are you That desperate to kill time?

Wow. You really got a problem, bro.

Really though.

I don't know why you're still wasting your time here.

With this.

With nothing.

Nothing.

Still nothing.

You know what?

I'm bored.

Bored of you reading a blank page.

With absolutely no words at all.

Just me thinking on paper.

Actually

It's not even paper.

It's just a page on the internet.

A page that doesn't exist.

I think I've been taking too many drugs lately.

TOO MANY DARING DO STORIES

Yeah

That's it

Too many daring do stories.

Totally.

"Rainbow Dash?" A faint voice called.

"Hey, Rainbow Dash! Wake up!"

"Huh?! Wha?!" I looked around to see Sunset Shimmer giving me a concerned look. I fell asleep at school again. Dang it. Too many Daring Do stories before bed.

"Oh, hey."

"What's going on? You simply fell asleep when I asked you what you were going to be doing today."

"Uh..."

Wait, this was a dream?

Wow. This sure was one heck of a dream.

I have to write it!

"Rainbow?"

"Sorry Sunset, I gotta go home and write something!"

"But that's what I've been asking you- oh well..."

I was already gone.