There is no story.

by Xenay

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Equestria Girls
Length: 1004

There is no description.

There is no description.

Because there is no story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-24 09:30:01 UTC

There is still no chapter.

I thought you learnd your lesson?

There is no chapter.

And there still isn't.

And there definitely isn't a second one.

You can obviously read.

So what do you mean the title of the chap-

Of the non-chapters mean?

There

Is

No

Story

Okey?

You're just wasting your time again.

I mean

Really.

Don't you have a family?

Or pets?

Or anything at all?

Aside from being so bored that you're actually reading this?

Reading this

Nothing?

Because, you know, there is absolutely no story here.

And no words.

And I don't even know what encouraged you to klick on this.

Really, there is no story.

And there is no chapter.

If you don't believe me

You'll see for yourself.

There is absolutely no story here.

Have you tried playing video games?

Or watching something else?

Anything at all?

Because looking at this blank page won't get you any less bored.

Trust me.

I'm writing this.

And I don't care what you think of this.

This is my non-existent-story about nothing.

And you're reading this at your own risk.

Now that I think about it, maybe I should change the description.

And put a warning in the authors note?

Oh well, maybe I'll do that.

I mean

I could.

But there is no description, since there is no story, you know?

Argh, what do you know anyways.

I mean, you're probably not even reading this.

Because there is nothing to read here.

Because there is no story.

But obviously you still don't get it.

I mean

You're STILL here!

Staring at a completely blank page!

Maybe I'm not the only one on drugs here.

Well. Please let me know what kind of drugs you've been taking to actually do all of this.

Klicking on a not-story

With a not-picture

And a not-description

Staring at this blank, purely white page.

Maybe I should take you to my therapist?

Hm? How does that sound?

Maybe there is still a way to help you.

"Rainbow!" I turn around in my chair.

"Hey Sunset! What's up?"

"You left so fast, I totally missed to ask you if you.... what are you doing?"

"Who? Me? I told you I was writing something."

Sunset tilted her head at the computer screen.

"Uh-huh.. and what is it that you're writing?"

"A story."

"And.. what is it called?"

"There is no story."

Sunset stared at me completely lost.

"What?"

There is no end either.

Looks like you've still hadn't enough, huh?

You want more of this nothing?

You know, you're actually making me wonder who is more insane.

Me for writing this

Or you for actually reading this.

I mean, there is nothing here.

Nothing at all.

I don't even know how you got here in the first place!

There is Nothing here!

No story

No title

No chapters

No picture

No words!

How did you even Find this?!

You know what?

I'm actually impressed.

You've got more stamina than Pinkie Pie at watching paint dry.

"Um.. Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah?"

"There is nothing there.."

"I know. I don't even know how I got you to read this."

"Rainbow. Did you drink of Applejacks hard cider again?"

"Maaaybeee...?"

There is no chapter.

There is no chapter.

And you're here.

Reading this not-chapter.

Well

This is interesting

You must be pretty bored to actually klick on this fic

I mean

Didn't you read the title?

And didn't you see the picture?

I mean

There is no picture.

If you did, why are you here?

Why are you reading this?

Hey.

Hey!

I asked you something!

HEY! Why are you reading this?!

Have you never heard of privacy?!

Whatever.

There is no story here.

So go on.

Leave.

There is nothing here for you.

Leave.

I said leave!

Urgh.

Fine.

If you really want to stay here, then so be it.

But don't go complaining in the comments that this is boring.

I told you that there is no story.

End of story.

What? You're still here?

Got nothing better to do?

The youth nowadays. Got nothing better to do than reading stories

HRRRGRMMMM

Stories that don't even exist.

Don't you have any friends?

Any hobbies?

Maybe you're even missing out on a date right now.

You're wasting your time.

Really.

There is nothing here for you.

You should really just go and read something else.

Or go outside.

Do you like the sun?

I know I don't.

What do you think why I'm writing this sto-...

Well.

I hope you're happy.

Are you happy?

Good.

Not that I care.

Why should I?

You're reading My stor-....

It's your own fault, not mine.

I really don't see why you're still here.

Why are you still reading this?

I know the show is currently on hiatus, but really?

Are you That desperate to kill time?

Wow. You really got a problem, bro.

Really though.

I don't know why you're still wasting your time here.

With this.

With nothing.

Nothing.

Still nothing.

You know what?

I'm bored.

Bored of you reading a blank page.

With absolutely no words at all.

Just me thinking on paper.

Actually

It's not even paper.

It's just a page on the internet.

A page that doesn't exist.

I think I've been taking too many drugs lately.

TOO MANY DARING DO STORIES

Yeah

That's it

Too many daring do stories.

Totally.

"Rainbow Dash?" A faint voice called.

"Hey, Rainbow Dash! Wake up!"

"Huh?! Wha?!" I looked around to see Sunset Shimmer giving me a concerned look. I fell asleep at school again. Dang it. Too many Daring Do stories before bed.

"Oh, hey."

"What's going on? You simply fell asleep when I asked you what you were going to be doing today."

"Uh..."

Wait, this was a dream?

Wow. This sure was one heck of a dream.

I have to write it!

"Rainbow?"

"Sorry Sunset, I gotta go home and write something!"

"But that's what I've been asking you- oh well..."

I was already gone.