Spike kinda messed up. Pretty bad this time. He didn't do something he was supposed too, and now Twilight is throwing books. She is screaming, and throwing books at ponies from the windows of her castle. She is not throwing books at him, mind you. Shes throwing books at the cops, because someone called them. Who called the cops? Why is she throwing books? Only Spike knows, and he sure isn't telling. The police think it is very suspicious that he "doesn't know anything at all Officer." The situation is even more perilous than it seems, because Spike has a decent amount of weed hidden somewhere in the castle. The castle where a very anti-narcotics branch of the government gathered outside. I am sure that is a problem, that will surface as events unfold.

It is probably worth mentioning that you should not do anything illegal, such as throwing books at police officers. That would probably be a bad move. Don't do that. And if you did do that, it's not my fault. I told you not to, shame on you.

Be forewarned that this is an incredibly dumb story.