Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter [clop free]by BronystoriesChapters1. Sunshine, Sunshine2. Ladybug's Awake3. Clap Your Hooves4. And Do a Little Shake5. Finally, the Moment has Arrived1. Sunshine, SunshineChapter 1 Cadance was an innocent filly. Being an alicorn, she possessed greater magical abilities than the average Adult unicorn. Being related to Princess Celestia, some regarded her with reverence. Others were suspicious of one so young with so much power. Even Cadance herself didn't fully comprehend the extent of her potential. She didn't want to be worshiped. She just wanted to be loved and live a normal life like anypony else. It was important to her to be seen as an equal amongst the other ponies. She didn't want to end up like her cousin, Prince Blueblood. Although he got everything his heart desired, he was viewed by many as a stupid, spoiled brat. Even though she was royalty and had no need to work, Cadance knew that the best way to be accepted by ponies was to work amongst them. Being just a filly, Cadance took a job appropriate for her age. She became a foalsitter for the more well-to-do unicorn families. It wasn't mere lip service paid to the young alicorn. Parents clamored for her services as a foalsitter. Being adept at magic, Cadance acted as a tutor and instructed young unicorns on basic spells. Of all her foalsitting jobs, Cadance treasured her time spent with Twilight Sparkle the most. Never before had she seen a unicorn with more raw magical ability. She knew Twilight would grow up to impact the study of magic in a fundamental way. To ensure that her young charge lived up to her potential, Cadance had given Twilight's parents a pamphlet from her aunt's school for gifted unicorns. Twilight's mother, Dazzle, was unwilling to be separated from her baby at such a young age. Cadance didn't want her special friend to leave either, but she knew that with advanced magic, the lessons are best learned early. It was late at night. Cadance watched the clock. "Where are they," she thought, "Dazzle and Orion should have returned by now." Cadance had put Twilight to bed long ago. Her older brother, Shining Armor, had also retired to his room. Trying to focus, Cadance returned to her homework. Sprawled in front of her were several diagrams and pages of notes. A book lay open in front of her, entitled "Parts of the Pony." Cadance was studying for a quiz in her health class tomorrow. She blushed as she read over the parts that comprised a mare's reproductive organs. Embarrassed, she turned to another lesson. Cadance was just starting to doze off, when the door swung open and Twilight's Parents staggered in, stinking drunk. Cadance stared at them in shock. "I-I put Twilight to bed," the young alicorn said, as she smelled the cider on their breath, "Shining Armor's also asleep." "Thanks, Cadance," Orion slurred back, "Here's the bits we owe ya' plus shome extra for making ya' wait." "We need to get to bed," Dazzle said, as she wobbled back and forth, "Go ahead and let yourshelf out." Cadance watched as the two inebriated ponies clumsily made their way down the hall until they reached their room. Cadance shook her head as she gathered her books. She really didn't understand why anypony would want to get drunk. Among all her talents, Cadance cherished her keen mind the most. She winced at the thought of allowing anything to cloud her judgement. Cadance admitted that she shouldn't judge Twilight's parents too harshly. They weren't lushes, or anything. Tonight was one of their rare nights where they let go of their inhibitions. "What must that feel like," Cadance wondered, "to live for the moment?" The front door locked behind her as Cadance stepped outside into the cool night air. She looked up and saw the Mare in the Moon. It made her shudder. Even though Nightmare Moon had been exiled for hundreds of years, all ponies still feared the night. "Luna, protect me this dark night," Cadance prayed, "May I find favor in thy sight." She hadn't moved but a couple steps when she suddenly stopped in her tracks. "Oh no," She said, "I forgot my homework." Laying on the arm of the couch in Orion's home lay the missing homework. Fortunately, Cadance knew where the spare key was hidden. Once she had gotten the door open, Cadance crept quickly and quietly to reclaim her homework. She turned to leave, when she heard sounds coming from down the hall. Allowing her curious mind to get the better of her, the young filly silently moved towards the source of the sounds. The door to the parent's room was slightly ajar. Cadance could hear them moaning. As she looked in through the crack in the door, Cadance stared at the two ponies. Dazzle and Orion sad on their bed, locked in a passionate kiss. Orion stroked his wife's mane as their tongues explored the mouths of each other. "Mmmm." Orion moaned, Cadance had never seen such raw, animalistic passion before. Her heart beat faster in her chest as she thought back to her heath class book and the natural mammalian reproduction lesson. Dazzle broke the kiss. As she pulled her head back, a trail of saliva stretched between the lips of the two ponies. "I need you tonight." Dazzle said, as she repositioned herself leaning against the bed, Orion stepped down and turned to face his wife. Both their backs were turned towards Cadance as she watched, unable to look away. Cadance watched Twilight Sparkle's parents have drunken sex. The young filly felt butterflies in her stomach. Secretly witnessing this intimate act stirred up feelings inside her. Cadance could feel her face becoming flushed. The things which the young filly had studied were playing out in front of her. "I shouldn't be watching this." Cadance thought, "I'm a princess. I should be held to a higher standard." In spite of this, Cadance lay there, unable to look away. She imagined Orion was ravaging her. The young filly was a slave to the pull of her teenage hormones. Cadance craved Orion's touch. Soon Twilight's parents stopped their lovemaking session, and were silent. "They must have finished," Cadance thought. Dazzle slumped over the bed, her hind legs dangling. Orion moved beside his wife and plopped onto the bed, immediately falling asleep. Cadance closed her eyes as she pictured Orion bathing her body in kisses. "Oh, Orion," she moaned. She longed to be forever locked in his warm embrace. Her fantasies felt so real. "Aaaaah!" she screamed, unable to contain her filly passion. Cadance lay there panting. Wondering if her scream had woken anyone. The filly tried to tune out the pounding of her heart as she listened for any signs of movement. Cadance wasn't worried about the parents. No. She listened for any sounds coming from the children's rooms. No movement. "They must be out, too." she thought, a wave of relief washing over her. Closing the parent's door shut, Cadance quietly makes her way back down the hall. As Cadance left the house, she took special care to grab her health class homework. Her brain didn't even attempt to process all of the new emotions and feelings she was experiencing. All Cadance could think of at the moment was that she felt confident that she would ace her health quiz tomorrow. What she could not have predicted was the profound and irrevocable change the events of tonight would leave on her psyche. 2. Ladybug's AwakeChapter 2 Cadance's love of magic caused her to seek out the most challenging and difficult spells. Some of these spells were labeled as 'forbidden' magic. Cadance never did care for labels. She felt confident enough in her abilities to take on any spell. Typically, only an adult unicorn with a special talent for magic could ever hope to perform these spells. But Cadance was more than a unicorn, and as such possessed powers that other ponies could hardly fathom. She didn't study forbidden magic for power or fame. She had those things already. No. Her interest in forbidden magic was purely scientific. "If anypony can master these spells," she thought, "It's me." After perfecting one of the most difficult forbidden spells, Cadance got her cutie mark; a crystal heart. In spite of this filly succeeding where countless adult unicorns had failed, Cadance was humble to a fault. She didn't boast or brag about the extent of her magical knowledge. This was mainly to prevent her detractors from having more ammunition to use against her. The last thing she needed was accusations about her learning 'forbidden' magic.Didn't they understand? Her motives were as pure as the pesasus-driven snow. What Cadance didn't realize was that the forbidden spells she mastered only appeared innocent on the surface. The undercurrent of these spells included some of the darkest magic known to ponydom. Her childlike innocence had protected her for a time. Once she hit puberty, things became more difficult. She would periodically get faint impressions on various ways to abuse her powers, but Cadance had always had the force of will to reject such promptings.. Everything changed after last night. Cadance's first lustful thoughts had awakened something dormant within her. While outwardly, she was only a young filly, inside she had become a sexually mature mare. Her knowledge of a specific forbidden spell, combined with her feelings associated with orion, mixed together in her young frame, turned her into a maelstrom of lust and hormones. Cadance had no intention of using any forbidden magic on Orion. She loved him, or at the very least she lusted after his body. Cadance felt confident that Orion would reciprocate her feelings once she made them known. Her current state also increased her sense of romantic notions and child-like naivety. Cadance listened to her emotions and followed them blindly. The pink filly returned to Orion's house, in spite of not having a foalsitting appointment. She perched in a tree like a hawk, waiting until Dazzle left to run errands and pick up Shining Armor from hoofball practice. Ordinarily, Cadance would have attend the practice. She had always enjoyed watching the colts run around the field. However, today she wasn't living a young filly's daydream fantasies. Today, she had a bigger goal. Today, Twilight's father was going to be her lover. Cadance sneaks into the house. Twilight's in her room, playing with the Smarty Pants doll Cadance made for her. "Perfect," Cadance thought,"That'll keep Twily busy for hours. That should give me all the time I need with her father". Orion's bedroom door was ajar. Rather than make her presence known, Cadance slowly pushed the door open more and crept inside. Orion wasn't in the room. Cadance heard the shower running. She went back and pushed the bedroom door shut. As she walked over to the bed where twilight was conceived, she placed her hoof on the bed. Cadance's body shivered with nervous anticipation. "How should I do it?" Cadance thought to herself,"Ambush him in the bathroom? Or should I be lying on the bed when he walks out? Should I be lying on my side, legs folded; or is the better option the more direct approach, with me laying on my back, legs splayed to the sky?" Time ran out as she could hear the shower turn off. The bathroom door was open, so Cadance had a view of everything inside. She watched as Orion levitated a towel off the rack and began to dry his mane. Moving along his body, he dabbed any place that was damp. The blue unicorn then moved into his bedroom. He sat on the edge of the bed. Cadance felt childish for opting to hide out of sight. "Well," she thought, "There's nothing to do now but proceed with the plan." "Mr. Orion," Cadance said, standing up from behind the bed and approaching the stallion. This startled the blue unicorn, causing him to jump. "Cadance?!" Orion shouted, backing away, "What are you doing in my room?" "I'm the foalsitter," Cadance said, as she sat down in the same spot where Dazzle had made love to her husband the night before, "I take care of kids, but I also enjoy taking care of their parents." Orion stared at her, too shocked to speak. The little filly nuzzled her nose against the unicorn's chest. "I can hear your heart beating. It sounds so strong and powerful," she said, gently rubbing her hoof across Orion's chest, "It makes me wonder what other parts of you are strong and powerful..." "I'm-I'm married, Cadance," Orion said, "and you're a little filly. This is wrong." "You're body seems to disagree," the filly replied, as the stallion's heart beat faster. Orion wasn't an adulterer. He loved his wife and family. Orion wasn't a foal fiddler. Just because she had her cutie mark, that didn't make what was happening any less illegal. Orion was faced with a filly. less than half his age, throwing herself at him. Every descent bone in Orion's body told him to stop. Before Orion had time to react, Cadance reached up and kissed him deeply on the mouth. As wrong as he knew this was, the stallion could not bring himself to pull away. Cadance stayed locked in that position for a while. She wanted more than a kiss. She wanted Orion to submit himself to all her carnal desires. She took shallow breaths through her nose as her tongue slowly entered Orion's mouth. Just as things were about to escalate, Orion and Cadance were interrupted. Orion's young daughter, Twilight Sparkle, had entered his bedroom without knocking. She caught her daddy with his lips locked on the foalsitter's mouth. "Cadance what are you and daddy doing?" Twilight asked innocently. Neither of the ponies moved as they stared at Twilight. They looked at each other, then back to Twilight. Cadance still had her tongue in his mouth. Eventually Orion broke the kiss and pushed the underage filly away. "Well, you see Twily," Orion said, blushing. "Your daddy came home from work all tired and deflated." Cadance said, "He had lost a lot of air, so I was just filling him back up." "Oh," Twilight said, "like a balloon!" "Right you are, smartypants!" Cadance said, winking. Twilight beamed. "Go play with your toys until mommy gets home." Orion said, "and let's keep Cadance helping daddy a secret." "Why?" Twilight asked. "Because filling up daddies is a mommy's job." Cadance said thinking quickly, "I just helped out 'cause it was an emergency." "Thanks for helping, Cadance!" Twilight said, skipping off to play, "Feel better, daddy!" Orion used his magic to close the door after Twilight left and locked it. He stared at Cadance. Orion searched in vain for a facial expression to adequately express his feelings. Eventually he settled on a look of disgust. "We can try again," Cadance said, hopefully, "Twilight won't bother us anymore and we still have time before your wife gets back." "No," Orion said, "This was a mistake." Cadance felt as though Orion had stabbed her in the heart. She was young. This was her first infatuation. In her mind, it felt as though the concept of love itself had died. "You should go," Orion said, coldly, "Don't come near my family again." Cadance felt her world collapsing all around her. "Couldn't Orion see?" She thought, "I love him more than life itself." Cadance's cutie mark represented love. She was unable to comprehend how a pony could reject her love, her cutie mark, her very soul. Cadance ran from Orion. Tears streaming down her face, she ran to the bedroom window. Cadance threw it open and flew out, her alicorn wings propelling her ever higher. Orion sat alone, his chapped lips the least of his worries. The unicorn felt shame and emptiness inside. He had jeopardized his marriage, his family. For what? Some filly floozie with the hots for him? No. He couldn't let this ruin his marriage. "I can't risk Dazzle finding out about Cadance's visit from Twilight." Orion said, "She's got to go." Walking over to his nightstand, Orion unlocked the drawer and opened it. From inside he pulled out a gun and carefully set it on the bed. "Ah, here's that brochure," Orion said, taking out a pamphlet. Orion then put the gun back in the drawer and closed it. Setting the pamphlet down on the desk, Orion began to fill out an application form for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Bonus It was night. Everypony in Orion's home was asleep, or so he thought. Twilight crept out of her bed, using her horn to dimly light her path. She snuck into her brother's room, humming their special song. "Once I fill you with more air," Twilight whispered, "You'll be my bigger brother best friend forever!" 3. Clap Your HoovesChapter 3 Shining Armor was having the best dream ever. As he slept, he imagined his sister's cute foalsitter was kissing him passionately. It all felt so real. "Wait, what?" the colt thought. Something was covering up Shining Armor's nose and he could feel his cheeks inflating like a balloon. The white unicorn awoke from his dream and used his horn to illuminate his bed. Standing over him, with her lips locked around his, was Shining Armor's little sister. Her hoof had covered his nose to prevent any air from escaping. She stared back at her big brother, The light emanating from her ShiningArmor's horn caused Twilight's wide eyes to sparkle. She had been expelling air out of her mouth and into his, as though she thought her brother was a deflated inner tube. Drool from her mouth slid down Shining's cheek. Pushing his sister away, Shining Armor inched back to further increase their distance. "What in Celestia's name are you doing?!" Shining shouted in a muted whisper, so as not to awaken his parents. "I learned that this is how you make colts get bigger." Twilight said. "Not their older brother's they don't!" Shining said levitating Twilight off of him. "I didn't mean to wake you," Twilight said, "but I know it was working! I could feel you getting bigger and bigger in my mouth as I blew!" "Save it for your special somepony." Shining said as he walked with his immobilized, floating sister back to her room. "Eww gross," Twilight said, "I'm too little for a special somepony." "You're also much too little to be deep kissing a stallion," Shining said, curtly, "especially your brother." "Sorry," she said. "Now go to sleep and keep your mouth to yourself." Shining said, restrained anger in his voice. The unicorn colt turned to head back to his room, but Twilight called him back. "Shining," she said, on the verge of tears, "I didn't mean to make you upset. I shouldn't have tried to make you bigger. You're the perfect BBBFF just the way you are." Shining felt a lump form in his throat. "You're still my BBBFF, right?" Twilight asked, unable to keep her tears from rolling down her little cheeks. "Of course," Shining said, moving in for a hug. At the last moment he held back. After the inappropriate kiss that had occurred, Shining felt especially cautious about instigating contact with his sister. Instead of a hug, Shining opted to tussle Twilight's mane with his hoof. Not content with that, Twilight jumped up on her hind legs and wrapped her fore-hooves around her brother's neck and hugged him. She gave him a peck on the cheek "Love you BBBFF." she whispered in his ear. "Love you too, Twily" Shining Armor whispered back. Once his sister was in bed, Shining returned to his room. Sitting on his bed, he tried to process what had just happened. "My kid sister, who's still in magic kindergarten, just snuck into my room and slobbered all over my mouth as I slept," Shining thought, recapping the events of tonight, "Why couldn't it have been Cadance?" Shining knew he could never tell anypony about this. Who would believe that his foal sister was the one who instigated the act? No. He knew all blame would be placed on him. He'd be labeled a pervert, who liked to Fancy kiss his kid sister. Among pony crimes, incest was one of the worst taboos. Anypony convicted of having relations with a sibling or parent was shunned by unicorn society. Even though Shining himself was still a minor, he couldn't imagine the law going easy on him. Nopony would believe that kiss was the extent of it. Everypony would assume this was only the tip of the incestuous iceberg. "I could forget about joining the royal guard," Shining thought, "The only ponies that would accept me are the earth ponies that live in the Apple-achian mountains." The Apple family clan was notorious for being a bunch of inbred hillbillies. Shining lay awake all night, unable to fall asleep. Staring at his alarm, Shining saw that it was 3 a.m. "Sigh," the young colt said, "It's going to be a long day tomorrow." 4. And Do a Little ShakeChapter 4 As the rays from Celestia's sun crept over his windowsill, Shining Armor cursed the dawn. The white unicorn was exhausted. He felt like he didn't sleep at all. He lay awake, worried that Twilight would tell their parents what she did with her BBBFF last night. What would happen to him? Would his parents disown him? Would he be put in the forced gelding program reserved for convicted foal molesters? Would he be sentenced to a jail for blank flank fiddlers? He shuddered at the thought of what those hardened criminals would do to a young colt like him. A dark cloud hung over his head as he made his way to breakfast. Orion was so tired. He had been up all night worrying about his shameful kiss getting out. The stallion was nervous that his daughter would tell Dazzle that the foalsitter played tonsil tennis with him yesterday. He needed to get Twilight shipped off to that private school. Then she would be too busy studying for anything else. The first step was to convince his wife. "But Twily's just a foal," Dazzle said, brushing her mane, "All the other unicorns at Celestia's school already have their cutie marks. Without any ponies her own age, how is she supposed to make any friends?" "She's got plenty of time to make friends," Orion said, "You don't send your daughter to a select school like this to make friends anyways. Our Twily is going there to study magic, not friendship." "I just worry that she'll grow up alone." Dazzle said. "Are you worried she'll become so obsessed with her studies that she becomes a socially-impaired recluse?" Orion asked, "Trust me dear, that's not going to happen. I'm sure once Twilight gets adjusted to her new school, she'll be a regular outgoing social butterfly." "Cadance did say she felt confident that Twily would excel at that school," Dazzle admitted, setting her brush down. Orion gulped. He never wanted to hear the name Cadance again. "I think she was just trying to flatter us into giving her a raise, while at the same time promoting her aunt's school," Dazzle said, "I wanted to wait on it, but you were ready to sign Twilight over to her the night she brought it up." Orion started to sweat. "She made a very compelling case," the stallion said, weakly. "I think that filly's silver tongue was too much for you to resist," Dazzle said, unaware of the double entendre, "Honestly Orion, how much do you invest in what comes out of our foalsitter's mouth?" Her husband stared at her blankly. "That all depends on what it is," Orion said, sweating bullets. They stared at each other for a moment. Finally Dazzle sighed. "Well, you're already convinced," she said. "I think this is the best option for all concerned," Orion said, trying to sound as humble and impartial as possible. "Maybe a change of scenery would be good for Twily," Dazzle said, wistfully, "She has had a hard time fitting in at magic kindergarten. I suppose we can give this new school a try." Orion felt like a huge weight had been taken off his shoulders. Now all he needed to do was make sure Twilight didn't spill the beans for just a little while longer. After that, he would be free and clear. Breakfast was an awkward experience. Shining Armor and Orion kept staring apprehensively at Twilight, as though she were a ticking time bomb, poised to explode. Both male ponies jumped when Twilight opened her mouth. The mother and daughter paused, staring awkwardly at the male members of their family. To draw attention away from the spastic outburst, Orion and Shining Armor began busying themselves with their breakfast. All the while neither one of them took their eyes off of Twilight. "Mommy, I learned something new yesterday," Twilight said. Before Dazzle could ask what it was, Orion changed the subject. "So Twily," Orion said, trying desperately to keep his expression free from panic, "Did you and Shining Armor do any fun things together yesterday?" Shining shot his father a look of contempt. Now the bomb was in the son's court, and its fuse was getting shorter. "Well...," Twilight said, thinking back. Shining cut her off. "Hey Twily," he said, thinking fast, "Didn't Cadance teach you a new game the last time she was over?" Orion felt his heart sink. Neither pony realized that their change of subjects had ended up throwing each other under the bus. Dazzle had no idea what was going on with her husband or son. Before either of them could interrupt Twilight again, Dazzle asked her daughter a very serious question. "Twilight," Dazzle said, "There's something that happened yesterday that you need to tell me the truth about." Twilight looked nervous. Orion and Shining Armor stared at Twilight like a cow stares at an oncoming train. "You know you can be honest with me, Twily." Dazzle said in her most motherly tone, "Do you know what I'm talking about?" Twilight nodded her head and looked sad. The two males could barely hear the conversation. All sound was being drowned out by the overwhelming pounding in their ears, caused by the rapid beating of their hearts. "Did you do something you weren't supposed to do?" Dazzle asked. "Yes." Twilight replied, hanging her head. Shining saw his young life flash before his eyes. "Did you go into mommy and daddy's room yesterday?" Dazzle asked sternly. "Yes." Twilight said, unable to look her parents in the eye. Orion saw his world crumbling around him. "Tell me what happened." Dazzle said. Orion had resigned himself to his fate. Thinking fast, the unicorn stallion tried to remember off the top of his head the names of the top divorce attorneys in Canterlot. "I went into your room and borrowed some earrings from your jewelry drawer." Twilight said, sadly, "Smarty Pants wanted to be a movie star." Orion and Shining Armor both collapsed. Their heads hitting the table as they fell forward. For the second time that morning Dazzle and Twilight took note of Shining Armor and Orion's bizarre behavior. Returning to their conversation Dazzle looked compassionately at Twilight. "It's only borrowing if you ask permission first," Dazzle said, "otherwise it's just taking." "I'm sorry," Twilight said, running off, "I'll go get Smarty Pants." "It's alright, dear," Dazzle said, "Hurry back. your dad and I have an announcement!" While Twilight was away, Dazzle whispered to her husband and son, "What the tartarus is wrong with you two?" "Rough night's sleep," the two males said in unison, lifting their heads off the table. Twilight returned with Smarty Pants bouncing atop her head and her mother's earrings clenched in her teeth. "Your father and I have some exciting news," Dazzle said, "We signed you up to study at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns." "A new school?!" Twilight said, beaming, "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!" Twilight hoped around the breakfast table. "You will have to pass an entrance exam first," Dazzle said. Twilight stopped bouncing. "I get to take a test, too?" she said, giddily. Composing herself, Twilight suddenly became very urgent. "Mom, can you take me to the Canterlot library?" Twilight asked politely, "I need to study for my test." "Of course, sweetie," Dazzle said. "Come on, Smarty Pants," Twilight said, as she trotted back to her room, "I have some more homework assignments for you that are due by the time I get back." Shining Armor no longer felt hollow inside. He had dodged a bullet. With Twilight leaving to a new school, she'd soon forget all about her nighttime experiment with him. As he walked to school, Shining felt optimistic about the future. Orion kissed Dazzle as she left with Twilight. The stallion got ready to leave for work, still unable to believe his luck. Orion was heading for the door, when he was stopped by Cadance. The pink filly walked in, shutting the door behind her. "What are you doing here?" Orion said, shocked, "I don't have time to deal with you. I'm going to be late for work." "You're always so busy, Mr. Orion," Cadance said, giving her butt a seductive wiggle as she approached him, "I can never tell if you're going or...coming." "Listen you little tramp, stay the tartarus away from me and my family," Orion said angrily, "I don't care if you are related to Celestia. So's Prince Blueblood, and everypony knows that kid's a joke." "I know a trick that Blueblood doesn't." Cadance said, flashing Orion a sinister smile, "I know how to make ponies love me." With that, Cadance shot little floating hearts from the tip of her horn, which encircled her. Orion felt magical impulses begin to change him as he struggled to resist. "This is a spell I've been perfecting for quite some time," Cadance said, "It's called the 'Want it Need it' spell. It's quite handy for removing pesky roadbloaks like fidelity or free will." "You b-b-bi-bi-," Orion said, his curse was being stifled by the effects of the spell, "bi-bi-beautiful venus." "You're too kind," Cadance said as she sauntered up to Orion, who seemed frozen in place. She looked into his eyes, which now displayed pink hearts. Orion's glassy eyes stared out into space. Using her magic to tug Orion by his horn, the little filly led her slave down the hall to his bedroom. "This way love," Cadance said, "Let's get you to bed." Cadance chuckled as she watched her love zombie stumble down the hall. Entering his bedroom, Cadance saw Orion's bed: the location of her biggest failure. "And after today," she thought, "the site of my greatest conquest." 5. Finally, the Moment has ArrivedChapter 5 Cadance didn't realize it, but her mind had become twisted and evil. To her, what she had with Orion was love. In her young filly mind, love could only be pure and innocent. It didn't matter the means she used to get there, once she was on the path of love, all her previous actions were vindicated as just and true. Through her studies, Cadance discovered love to be the most powerful force in the world. As her cutie mark symbolized love, she saw it as further evidence of her power. Cadance directed Orion to get on his bed. The stallion rolled onto his back, with his legs dangling over the edge. Orion lay there, oblivious to the situation he now found himself in. His eyes were glazed as his pink heart eyes stared at the ceiling. "I may have overdone it," Cadance thought to herself as she stared at her essentially comatose lover, "How is he supposed to hug me in that condition? If I'd have wanted a brainless vegetable for a lover, I would have grabbed one from the crisper drawer." Cadance stood over Orion; his dead, pink eyes staring through her. She brought her lips down on his unresponsive mouth. "Well this is no fun," she thought, "It's like kissing a dead fish." Cadance lay on Orion's chest and pulled his big stallion arms over her. "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Na-moose," Cadance said, quoting the greatest line of romantic dialogue to come out of the Star Horse prequels. Her fantasies as Pad-mare Amidala were short lived, as Orion's limp limbs slowly slid off her back. Cadance lifted her head up, growing more and more frustrated with her logey lover. "You're close to falling asleep, aren't you my love?" Cadance asked, a note of desperation in her voice. "Maybe if I can get his circulation up, he'll me more alert," Cadance thought, "Then I can sit in his lap while he brushes my mane and tells me what a pretty princess I am." Cadance stood on Orion's chest. She looked down into his vacant eyes and frowned. Then she began to jump up and down on his chest in tune with a children's rhyme she started singing. "Sunshine sunshine, Ladybug's awake. Clap your hooves and do a little shake." On the word 'shake,' Cadance frantically ran in place on Orion's chest. Her little hooves struck the stallion repeatedly. His body twitched from all the stomping. Cadance enjoyed runnng on Orion's chest. "That book was right," Cadance said, giggling, "It is fun to Hop on Pop!" Cadance's fun was interupted, when Orion's front door opened. "Oh, but he was so close to waking up," Cadance said, her face falling. "Orion honey," Dazzle called out, "You home? I took Twily to the library before dropping her off at magic kindergarten." "The office contacted me, asking why you didn't show up for work today" Dazzle said as she made her way towards the hall. "Orion dear," Dazzle called out, a note of concern in her voice, "Are you sick?" Cadance, who had been listening with her ear pressed to the door, heard Dazzle's approaching footsteps. The little filly turned and took a moment to look with longing at Orion, splayed out on the bed, still enchanted. Casting the Want it Need it spell had sapped much of the young filly's magical abilities. Cadance barely had the magical energy left to close the window behind her as she flew out of Orion's window. The window latch closed shut just as Dazzle opened her bedroom door. "Orion? Are you in here?" Dazzle asked, before seeing her husband on the bed. She walked up to Orion, who was still under Cadance's spell. "so, my sexy stud decided to take a personal day, huh?" Dazzle said, kissing her husband on the cheek. His wife's kiss broke the spell on Orion. His eyes returned to normal. "Huh? What?" He asked, blearily. "If you didn't want to go into work today, that's fine," Dazzle said as she walked to the foot of the bed, "Just next time, be sure to let the office know. That's just more professional." Orion sat up in bed and looked at his wife. "What happened?" Orion asked groggily, "I remember having breakfast. You left to take Twily to the library..." "Then you came back here and fell asleep waiting for me to return," she said, playfully running her hoof through his mane, "You did say you didn't sleep well last night." Dazzle then pounced on her husband, laying on top of him. What neither of them knew was that Orion had sustained multiple bruising over his chest from the young alicorn's constant stepping; So when Dazzle put her weight on her husband, the pain was unanticipated and piercing.. "Yeeaagh! Get off me!" Orion screamed, "It feels like a train landed on me." "Well, that killed the mood," Dazzle said, trying to not become emotional, "I'll have you know, mister, that you haven't been exactly keeping yourself slim for me either!" Dazzle got to her hooves and stormed off towards the bathroom. "Don't you talk to me until I finish taking a long shower with some scented bath salts," She said, "While you're waiting for me, you might want to think about doing a few pushups." Orion fell back on the bed, feeling surprisingly exhausted. He felt bad for his wife. "It's not like I meant to insult her weight, or anything." Orion thought, "My chest is just really tender now, for some reason." Staring up at the ceiling, Orion had a nagging feeling, like he'd lost a couple hours today. Any such problems were swept away as Orion focused on a more pressing issue. "Dazzle wasn't serious about doing those pushups, was she?" he thought.
1. Sunshine, SunshineChapter 1 Cadance was an innocent filly. Being an alicorn, she possessed greater magical abilities than the average Adult unicorn. Being related to Princess Celestia, some regarded her with reverence. Others were suspicious of one so young with so much power. Even Cadance herself didn't fully comprehend the extent of her potential. She didn't want to be worshiped. She just wanted to be loved and live a normal life like anypony else. It was important to her to be seen as an equal amongst the other ponies. She didn't want to end up like her cousin, Prince Blueblood. Although he got everything his heart desired, he was viewed by many as a stupid, spoiled brat. Even though she was royalty and had no need to work, Cadance knew that the best way to be accepted by ponies was to work amongst them. Being just a filly, Cadance took a job appropriate for her age. She became a foalsitter for the more well-to-do unicorn families. It wasn't mere lip service paid to the young alicorn. Parents clamored for her services as a foalsitter. Being adept at magic, Cadance acted as a tutor and instructed young unicorns on basic spells. Of all her foalsitting jobs, Cadance treasured her time spent with Twilight Sparkle the most. Never before had she seen a unicorn with more raw magical ability. She knew Twilight would grow up to impact the study of magic in a fundamental way. To ensure that her young charge lived up to her potential, Cadance had given Twilight's parents a pamphlet from her aunt's school for gifted unicorns. Twilight's mother, Dazzle, was unwilling to be separated from her baby at such a young age. Cadance didn't want her special friend to leave either, but she knew that with advanced magic, the lessons are best learned early. It was late at night. Cadance watched the clock. "Where are they," she thought, "Dazzle and Orion should have returned by now." Cadance had put Twilight to bed long ago. Her older brother, Shining Armor, had also retired to his room. Trying to focus, Cadance returned to her homework. Sprawled in front of her were several diagrams and pages of notes. A book lay open in front of her, entitled "Parts of the Pony." Cadance was studying for a quiz in her health class tomorrow. She blushed as she read over the parts that comprised a mare's reproductive organs. Embarrassed, she turned to another lesson. Cadance was just starting to doze off, when the door swung open and Twilight's Parents staggered in, stinking drunk. Cadance stared at them in shock. "I-I put Twilight to bed," the young alicorn said, as she smelled the cider on their breath, "Shining Armor's also asleep." "Thanks, Cadance," Orion slurred back, "Here's the bits we owe ya' plus shome extra for making ya' wait." "We need to get to bed," Dazzle said, as she wobbled back and forth, "Go ahead and let yourshelf out." Cadance watched as the two inebriated ponies clumsily made their way down the hall until they reached their room. Cadance shook her head as she gathered her books. She really didn't understand why anypony would want to get drunk. Among all her talents, Cadance cherished her keen mind the most. She winced at the thought of allowing anything to cloud her judgement. Cadance admitted that she shouldn't judge Twilight's parents too harshly. They weren't lushes, or anything. Tonight was one of their rare nights where they let go of their inhibitions. "What must that feel like," Cadance wondered, "to live for the moment?" The front door locked behind her as Cadance stepped outside into the cool night air. She looked up and saw the Mare in the Moon. It made her shudder. Even though Nightmare Moon had been exiled for hundreds of years, all ponies still feared the night. "Luna, protect me this dark night," Cadance prayed, "May I find favor in thy sight." She hadn't moved but a couple steps when she suddenly stopped in her tracks. "Oh no," She said, "I forgot my homework." Laying on the arm of the couch in Orion's home lay the missing homework. Fortunately, Cadance knew where the spare key was hidden. Once she had gotten the door open, Cadance crept quickly and quietly to reclaim her homework. She turned to leave, when she heard sounds coming from down the hall. Allowing her curious mind to get the better of her, the young filly silently moved towards the source of the sounds. The door to the parent's room was slightly ajar. Cadance could hear them moaning. As she looked in through the crack in the door, Cadance stared at the two ponies. Dazzle and Orion sad on their bed, locked in a passionate kiss. Orion stroked his wife's mane as their tongues explored the mouths of each other. "Mmmm." Orion moaned, Cadance had never seen such raw, animalistic passion before. Her heart beat faster in her chest as she thought back to her heath class book and the natural mammalian reproduction lesson. Dazzle broke the kiss. As she pulled her head back, a trail of saliva stretched between the lips of the two ponies. "I need you tonight." Dazzle said, as she repositioned herself leaning against the bed, Orion stepped down and turned to face his wife. Both their backs were turned towards Cadance as she watched, unable to look away. Cadance watched Twilight Sparkle's parents have drunken sex. The young filly felt butterflies in her stomach. Secretly witnessing this intimate act stirred up feelings inside her. Cadance could feel her face becoming flushed. The things which the young filly had studied were playing out in front of her. "I shouldn't be watching this." Cadance thought, "I'm a princess. I should be held to a higher standard." In spite of this, Cadance lay there, unable to look away. She imagined Orion was ravaging her. The young filly was a slave to the pull of her teenage hormones. Cadance craved Orion's touch. Soon Twilight's parents stopped their lovemaking session, and were silent. "They must have finished," Cadance thought. Dazzle slumped over the bed, her hind legs dangling. Orion moved beside his wife and plopped onto the bed, immediately falling asleep. Cadance closed her eyes as she pictured Orion bathing her body in kisses. "Oh, Orion," she moaned. She longed to be forever locked in his warm embrace. Her fantasies felt so real. "Aaaaah!" she screamed, unable to contain her filly passion. Cadance lay there panting. Wondering if her scream had woken anyone. The filly tried to tune out the pounding of her heart as she listened for any signs of movement. Cadance wasn't worried about the parents. No. She listened for any sounds coming from the children's rooms. No movement. "They must be out, too." she thought, a wave of relief washing over her. Closing the parent's door shut, Cadance quietly makes her way back down the hall. As Cadance left the house, she took special care to grab her health class homework. Her brain didn't even attempt to process all of the new emotions and feelings she was experiencing. All Cadance could think of at the moment was that she felt confident that she would ace her health quiz tomorrow. What she could not have predicted was the profound and irrevocable change the events of tonight would leave on her psyche.
2. Ladybug's AwakeChapter 2 Cadance's love of magic caused her to seek out the most challenging and difficult spells. Some of these spells were labeled as 'forbidden' magic. Cadance never did care for labels. She felt confident enough in her abilities to take on any spell. Typically, only an adult unicorn with a special talent for magic could ever hope to perform these spells. But Cadance was more than a unicorn, and as such possessed powers that other ponies could hardly fathom. She didn't study forbidden magic for power or fame. She had those things already. No. Her interest in forbidden magic was purely scientific. "If anypony can master these spells," she thought, "It's me." After perfecting one of the most difficult forbidden spells, Cadance got her cutie mark; a crystal heart. In spite of this filly succeeding where countless adult unicorns had failed, Cadance was humble to a fault. She didn't boast or brag about the extent of her magical knowledge. This was mainly to prevent her detractors from having more ammunition to use against her. The last thing she needed was accusations about her learning 'forbidden' magic.Didn't they understand? Her motives were as pure as the pesasus-driven snow. What Cadance didn't realize was that the forbidden spells she mastered only appeared innocent on the surface. The undercurrent of these spells included some of the darkest magic known to ponydom. Her childlike innocence had protected her for a time. Once she hit puberty, things became more difficult. She would periodically get faint impressions on various ways to abuse her powers, but Cadance had always had the force of will to reject such promptings.. Everything changed after last night. Cadance's first lustful thoughts had awakened something dormant within her. While outwardly, she was only a young filly, inside she had become a sexually mature mare. Her knowledge of a specific forbidden spell, combined with her feelings associated with orion, mixed together in her young frame, turned her into a maelstrom of lust and hormones. Cadance had no intention of using any forbidden magic on Orion. She loved him, or at the very least she lusted after his body. Cadance felt confident that Orion would reciprocate her feelings once she made them known. Her current state also increased her sense of romantic notions and child-like naivety. Cadance listened to her emotions and followed them blindly. The pink filly returned to Orion's house, in spite of not having a foalsitting appointment. She perched in a tree like a hawk, waiting until Dazzle left to run errands and pick up Shining Armor from hoofball practice. Ordinarily, Cadance would have attend the practice. She had always enjoyed watching the colts run around the field. However, today she wasn't living a young filly's daydream fantasies. Today, she had a bigger goal. Today, Twilight's father was going to be her lover. Cadance sneaks into the house. Twilight's in her room, playing with the Smarty Pants doll Cadance made for her. "Perfect," Cadance thought,"That'll keep Twily busy for hours. That should give me all the time I need with her father". Orion's bedroom door was ajar. Rather than make her presence known, Cadance slowly pushed the door open more and crept inside. Orion wasn't in the room. Cadance heard the shower running. She went back and pushed the bedroom door shut. As she walked over to the bed where twilight was conceived, she placed her hoof on the bed. Cadance's body shivered with nervous anticipation. "How should I do it?" Cadance thought to herself,"Ambush him in the bathroom? Or should I be lying on the bed when he walks out? Should I be lying on my side, legs folded; or is the better option the more direct approach, with me laying on my back, legs splayed to the sky?" Time ran out as she could hear the shower turn off. The bathroom door was open, so Cadance had a view of everything inside. She watched as Orion levitated a towel off the rack and began to dry his mane. Moving along his body, he dabbed any place that was damp. The blue unicorn then moved into his bedroom. He sat on the edge of the bed. Cadance felt childish for opting to hide out of sight. "Well," she thought, "There's nothing to do now but proceed with the plan." "Mr. Orion," Cadance said, standing up from behind the bed and approaching the stallion. This startled the blue unicorn, causing him to jump. "Cadance?!" Orion shouted, backing away, "What are you doing in my room?" "I'm the foalsitter," Cadance said, as she sat down in the same spot where Dazzle had made love to her husband the night before, "I take care of kids, but I also enjoy taking care of their parents." Orion stared at her, too shocked to speak. The little filly nuzzled her nose against the unicorn's chest. "I can hear your heart beating. It sounds so strong and powerful," she said, gently rubbing her hoof across Orion's chest, "It makes me wonder what other parts of you are strong and powerful..." "I'm-I'm married, Cadance," Orion said, "and you're a little filly. This is wrong." "You're body seems to disagree," the filly replied, as the stallion's heart beat faster. Orion wasn't an adulterer. He loved his wife and family. Orion wasn't a foal fiddler. Just because she had her cutie mark, that didn't make what was happening any less illegal. Orion was faced with a filly. less than half his age, throwing herself at him. Every descent bone in Orion's body told him to stop. Before Orion had time to react, Cadance reached up and kissed him deeply on the mouth. As wrong as he knew this was, the stallion could not bring himself to pull away. Cadance stayed locked in that position for a while. She wanted more than a kiss. She wanted Orion to submit himself to all her carnal desires. She took shallow breaths through her nose as her tongue slowly entered Orion's mouth. Just as things were about to escalate, Orion and Cadance were interrupted. Orion's young daughter, Twilight Sparkle, had entered his bedroom without knocking. She caught her daddy with his lips locked on the foalsitter's mouth. "Cadance what are you and daddy doing?" Twilight asked innocently. Neither of the ponies moved as they stared at Twilight. They looked at each other, then back to Twilight. Cadance still had her tongue in his mouth. Eventually Orion broke the kiss and pushed the underage filly away. "Well, you see Twily," Orion said, blushing. "Your daddy came home from work all tired and deflated." Cadance said, "He had lost a lot of air, so I was just filling him back up." "Oh," Twilight said, "like a balloon!" "Right you are, smartypants!" Cadance said, winking. Twilight beamed. "Go play with your toys until mommy gets home." Orion said, "and let's keep Cadance helping daddy a secret." "Why?" Twilight asked. "Because filling up daddies is a mommy's job." Cadance said thinking quickly, "I just helped out 'cause it was an emergency." "Thanks for helping, Cadance!" Twilight said, skipping off to play, "Feel better, daddy!" Orion used his magic to close the door after Twilight left and locked it. He stared at Cadance. Orion searched in vain for a facial expression to adequately express his feelings. Eventually he settled on a look of disgust. "We can try again," Cadance said, hopefully, "Twilight won't bother us anymore and we still have time before your wife gets back." "No," Orion said, "This was a mistake." Cadance felt as though Orion had stabbed her in the heart. She was young. This was her first infatuation. In her mind, it felt as though the concept of love itself had died. "You should go," Orion said, coldly, "Don't come near my family again." Cadance felt her world collapsing all around her. "Couldn't Orion see?" She thought, "I love him more than life itself." Cadance's cutie mark represented love. She was unable to comprehend how a pony could reject her love, her cutie mark, her very soul. Cadance ran from Orion. Tears streaming down her face, she ran to the bedroom window. Cadance threw it open and flew out, her alicorn wings propelling her ever higher. Orion sat alone, his chapped lips the least of his worries. The unicorn felt shame and emptiness inside. He had jeopardized his marriage, his family. For what? Some filly floozie with the hots for him? No. He couldn't let this ruin his marriage. "I can't risk Dazzle finding out about Cadance's visit from Twilight." Orion said, "She's got to go." Walking over to his nightstand, Orion unlocked the drawer and opened it. From inside he pulled out a gun and carefully set it on the bed. "Ah, here's that brochure," Orion said, taking out a pamphlet. Orion then put the gun back in the drawer and closed it. Setting the pamphlet down on the desk, Orion began to fill out an application form for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Bonus It was night. Everypony in Orion's home was asleep, or so he thought. Twilight crept out of her bed, using her horn to dimly light her path. She snuck into her brother's room, humming their special song. "Once I fill you with more air," Twilight whispered, "You'll be my bigger brother best friend forever!"
3. Clap Your HoovesChapter 3 Shining Armor was having the best dream ever. As he slept, he imagined his sister's cute foalsitter was kissing him passionately. It all felt so real. "Wait, what?" the colt thought. Something was covering up Shining Armor's nose and he could feel his cheeks inflating like a balloon. The white unicorn awoke from his dream and used his horn to illuminate his bed. Standing over him, with her lips locked around his, was Shining Armor's little sister. Her hoof had covered his nose to prevent any air from escaping. She stared back at her big brother, The light emanating from her ShiningArmor's horn caused Twilight's wide eyes to sparkle. She had been expelling air out of her mouth and into his, as though she thought her brother was a deflated inner tube. Drool from her mouth slid down Shining's cheek. Pushing his sister away, Shining Armor inched back to further increase their distance. "What in Celestia's name are you doing?!" Shining shouted in a muted whisper, so as not to awaken his parents. "I learned that this is how you make colts get bigger." Twilight said. "Not their older brother's they don't!" Shining said levitating Twilight off of him. "I didn't mean to wake you," Twilight said, "but I know it was working! I could feel you getting bigger and bigger in my mouth as I blew!" "Save it for your special somepony." Shining said as he walked with his immobilized, floating sister back to her room. "Eww gross," Twilight said, "I'm too little for a special somepony." "You're also much too little to be deep kissing a stallion," Shining said, curtly, "especially your brother." "Sorry," she said. "Now go to sleep and keep your mouth to yourself." Shining said, restrained anger in his voice. The unicorn colt turned to head back to his room, but Twilight called him back. "Shining," she said, on the verge of tears, "I didn't mean to make you upset. I shouldn't have tried to make you bigger. You're the perfect BBBFF just the way you are." Shining felt a lump form in his throat. "You're still my BBBFF, right?" Twilight asked, unable to keep her tears from rolling down her little cheeks. "Of course," Shining said, moving in for a hug. At the last moment he held back. After the inappropriate kiss that had occurred, Shining felt especially cautious about instigating contact with his sister. Instead of a hug, Shining opted to tussle Twilight's mane with his hoof. Not content with that, Twilight jumped up on her hind legs and wrapped her fore-hooves around her brother's neck and hugged him. She gave him a peck on the cheek "Love you BBBFF." she whispered in his ear. "Love you too, Twily" Shining Armor whispered back. Once his sister was in bed, Shining returned to his room. Sitting on his bed, he tried to process what had just happened. "My kid sister, who's still in magic kindergarten, just snuck into my room and slobbered all over my mouth as I slept," Shining thought, recapping the events of tonight, "Why couldn't it have been Cadance?" Shining knew he could never tell anypony about this. Who would believe that his foal sister was the one who instigated the act? No. He knew all blame would be placed on him. He'd be labeled a pervert, who liked to Fancy kiss his kid sister. Among pony crimes, incest was one of the worst taboos. Anypony convicted of having relations with a sibling or parent was shunned by unicorn society. Even though Shining himself was still a minor, he couldn't imagine the law going easy on him. Nopony would believe that kiss was the extent of it. Everypony would assume this was only the tip of the incestuous iceberg. "I could forget about joining the royal guard," Shining thought, "The only ponies that would accept me are the earth ponies that live in the Apple-achian mountains." The Apple family clan was notorious for being a bunch of inbred hillbillies. Shining lay awake all night, unable to fall asleep. Staring at his alarm, Shining saw that it was 3 a.m. "Sigh," the young colt said, "It's going to be a long day tomorrow."
4. And Do a Little ShakeChapter 4 As the rays from Celestia's sun crept over his windowsill, Shining Armor cursed the dawn. The white unicorn was exhausted. He felt like he didn't sleep at all. He lay awake, worried that Twilight would tell their parents what she did with her BBBFF last night. What would happen to him? Would his parents disown him? Would he be put in the forced gelding program reserved for convicted foal molesters? Would he be sentenced to a jail for blank flank fiddlers? He shuddered at the thought of what those hardened criminals would do to a young colt like him. A dark cloud hung over his head as he made his way to breakfast. Orion was so tired. He had been up all night worrying about his shameful kiss getting out. The stallion was nervous that his daughter would tell Dazzle that the foalsitter played tonsil tennis with him yesterday. He needed to get Twilight shipped off to that private school. Then she would be too busy studying for anything else. The first step was to convince his wife. "But Twily's just a foal," Dazzle said, brushing her mane, "All the other unicorns at Celestia's school already have their cutie marks. Without any ponies her own age, how is she supposed to make any friends?" "She's got plenty of time to make friends," Orion said, "You don't send your daughter to a select school like this to make friends anyways. Our Twily is going there to study magic, not friendship." "I just worry that she'll grow up alone." Dazzle said. "Are you worried she'll become so obsessed with her studies that she becomes a socially-impaired recluse?" Orion asked, "Trust me dear, that's not going to happen. I'm sure once Twilight gets adjusted to her new school, she'll be a regular outgoing social butterfly." "Cadance did say she felt confident that Twily would excel at that school," Dazzle admitted, setting her brush down. Orion gulped. He never wanted to hear the name Cadance again. "I think she was just trying to flatter us into giving her a raise, while at the same time promoting her aunt's school," Dazzle said, "I wanted to wait on it, but you were ready to sign Twilight over to her the night she brought it up." Orion started to sweat. "She made a very compelling case," the stallion said, weakly. "I think that filly's silver tongue was too much for you to resist," Dazzle said, unaware of the double entendre, "Honestly Orion, how much do you invest in what comes out of our foalsitter's mouth?" Her husband stared at her blankly. "That all depends on what it is," Orion said, sweating bullets. They stared at each other for a moment. Finally Dazzle sighed. "Well, you're already convinced," she said. "I think this is the best option for all concerned," Orion said, trying to sound as humble and impartial as possible. "Maybe a change of scenery would be good for Twily," Dazzle said, wistfully, "She has had a hard time fitting in at magic kindergarten. I suppose we can give this new school a try." Orion felt like a huge weight had been taken off his shoulders. Now all he needed to do was make sure Twilight didn't spill the beans for just a little while longer. After that, he would be free and clear. Breakfast was an awkward experience. Shining Armor and Orion kept staring apprehensively at Twilight, as though she were a ticking time bomb, poised to explode. Both male ponies jumped when Twilight opened her mouth. The mother and daughter paused, staring awkwardly at the male members of their family. To draw attention away from the spastic outburst, Orion and Shining Armor began busying themselves with their breakfast. All the while neither one of them took their eyes off of Twilight. "Mommy, I learned something new yesterday," Twilight said. Before Dazzle could ask what it was, Orion changed the subject. "So Twily," Orion said, trying desperately to keep his expression free from panic, "Did you and Shining Armor do any fun things together yesterday?" Shining shot his father a look of contempt. Now the bomb was in the son's court, and its fuse was getting shorter. "Well...," Twilight said, thinking back. Shining cut her off. "Hey Twily," he said, thinking fast, "Didn't Cadance teach you a new game the last time she was over?" Orion felt his heart sink. Neither pony realized that their change of subjects had ended up throwing each other under the bus. Dazzle had no idea what was going on with her husband or son. Before either of them could interrupt Twilight again, Dazzle asked her daughter a very serious question. "Twilight," Dazzle said, "There's something that happened yesterday that you need to tell me the truth about." Twilight looked nervous. Orion and Shining Armor stared at Twilight like a cow stares at an oncoming train. "You know you can be honest with me, Twily." Dazzle said in her most motherly tone, "Do you know what I'm talking about?" Twilight nodded her head and looked sad. The two males could barely hear the conversation. All sound was being drowned out by the overwhelming pounding in their ears, caused by the rapid beating of their hearts. "Did you do something you weren't supposed to do?" Dazzle asked. "Yes." Twilight replied, hanging her head. Shining saw his young life flash before his eyes. "Did you go into mommy and daddy's room yesterday?" Dazzle asked sternly. "Yes." Twilight said, unable to look her parents in the eye. Orion saw his world crumbling around him. "Tell me what happened." Dazzle said. Orion had resigned himself to his fate. Thinking fast, the unicorn stallion tried to remember off the top of his head the names of the top divorce attorneys in Canterlot. "I went into your room and borrowed some earrings from your jewelry drawer." Twilight said, sadly, "Smarty Pants wanted to be a movie star." Orion and Shining Armor both collapsed. Their heads hitting the table as they fell forward. For the second time that morning Dazzle and Twilight took note of Shining Armor and Orion's bizarre behavior. Returning to their conversation Dazzle looked compassionately at Twilight. "It's only borrowing if you ask permission first," Dazzle said, "otherwise it's just taking." "I'm sorry," Twilight said, running off, "I'll go get Smarty Pants." "It's alright, dear," Dazzle said, "Hurry back. your dad and I have an announcement!" While Twilight was away, Dazzle whispered to her husband and son, "What the tartarus is wrong with you two?" "Rough night's sleep," the two males said in unison, lifting their heads off the table. Twilight returned with Smarty Pants bouncing atop her head and her mother's earrings clenched in her teeth. "Your father and I have some exciting news," Dazzle said, "We signed you up to study at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns." "A new school?!" Twilight said, beaming, "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!" Twilight hoped around the breakfast table. "You will have to pass an entrance exam first," Dazzle said. Twilight stopped bouncing. "I get to take a test, too?" she said, giddily. Composing herself, Twilight suddenly became very urgent. "Mom, can you take me to the Canterlot library?" Twilight asked politely, "I need to study for my test." "Of course, sweetie," Dazzle said. "Come on, Smarty Pants," Twilight said, as she trotted back to her room, "I have some more homework assignments for you that are due by the time I get back." Shining Armor no longer felt hollow inside. He had dodged a bullet. With Twilight leaving to a new school, she'd soon forget all about her nighttime experiment with him. As he walked to school, Shining felt optimistic about the future. Orion kissed Dazzle as she left with Twilight. The stallion got ready to leave for work, still unable to believe his luck. Orion was heading for the door, when he was stopped by Cadance. The pink filly walked in, shutting the door behind her. "What are you doing here?" Orion said, shocked, "I don't have time to deal with you. I'm going to be late for work." "You're always so busy, Mr. Orion," Cadance said, giving her butt a seductive wiggle as she approached him, "I can never tell if you're going or...coming." "Listen you little tramp, stay the tartarus away from me and my family," Orion said angrily, "I don't care if you are related to Celestia. So's Prince Blueblood, and everypony knows that kid's a joke." "I know a trick that Blueblood doesn't." Cadance said, flashing Orion a sinister smile, "I know how to make ponies love me." With that, Cadance shot little floating hearts from the tip of her horn, which encircled her. Orion felt magical impulses begin to change him as he struggled to resist. "This is a spell I've been perfecting for quite some time," Cadance said, "It's called the 'Want it Need it' spell. It's quite handy for removing pesky roadbloaks like fidelity or free will." "You b-b-bi-bi-," Orion said, his curse was being stifled by the effects of the spell, "bi-bi-beautiful venus." "You're too kind," Cadance said as she sauntered up to Orion, who seemed frozen in place. She looked into his eyes, which now displayed pink hearts. Orion's glassy eyes stared out into space. Using her magic to tug Orion by his horn, the little filly led her slave down the hall to his bedroom. "This way love," Cadance said, "Let's get you to bed." Cadance chuckled as she watched her love zombie stumble down the hall. Entering his bedroom, Cadance saw Orion's bed: the location of her biggest failure. "And after today," she thought, "the site of my greatest conquest."
5. Finally, the Moment has ArrivedChapter 5 Cadance didn't realize it, but her mind had become twisted and evil. To her, what she had with Orion was love. In her young filly mind, love could only be pure and innocent. It didn't matter the means she used to get there, once she was on the path of love, all her previous actions were vindicated as just and true. Through her studies, Cadance discovered love to be the most powerful force in the world. As her cutie mark symbolized love, she saw it as further evidence of her power. Cadance directed Orion to get on his bed. The stallion rolled onto his back, with his legs dangling over the edge. Orion lay there, oblivious to the situation he now found himself in. His eyes were glazed as his pink heart eyes stared at the ceiling. "I may have overdone it," Cadance thought to herself as she stared at her essentially comatose lover, "How is he supposed to hug me in that condition? If I'd have wanted a brainless vegetable for a lover, I would have grabbed one from the crisper drawer." Cadance stood over Orion; his dead, pink eyes staring through her. She brought her lips down on his unresponsive mouth. "Well this is no fun," she thought, "It's like kissing a dead fish." Cadance lay on Orion's chest and pulled his big stallion arms over her. "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Na-moose," Cadance said, quoting the greatest line of romantic dialogue to come out of the Star Horse prequels. Her fantasies as Pad-mare Amidala were short lived, as Orion's limp limbs slowly slid off her back. Cadance lifted her head up, growing more and more frustrated with her logey lover. "You're close to falling asleep, aren't you my love?" Cadance asked, a note of desperation in her voice. "Maybe if I can get his circulation up, he'll me more alert," Cadance thought, "Then I can sit in his lap while he brushes my mane and tells me what a pretty princess I am." Cadance stood on Orion's chest. She looked down into his vacant eyes and frowned. Then she began to jump up and down on his chest in tune with a children's rhyme she started singing. "Sunshine sunshine, Ladybug's awake. Clap your hooves and do a little shake." On the word 'shake,' Cadance frantically ran in place on Orion's chest. Her little hooves struck the stallion repeatedly. His body twitched from all the stomping. Cadance enjoyed runnng on Orion's chest. "That book was right," Cadance said, giggling, "It is fun to Hop on Pop!" Cadance's fun was interupted, when Orion's front door opened. "Oh, but he was so close to waking up," Cadance said, her face falling. "Orion honey," Dazzle called out, "You home? I took Twily to the library before dropping her off at magic kindergarten." "The office contacted me, asking why you didn't show up for work today" Dazzle said as she made her way towards the hall. "Orion dear," Dazzle called out, a note of concern in her voice, "Are you sick?" Cadance, who had been listening with her ear pressed to the door, heard Dazzle's approaching footsteps. The little filly turned and took a moment to look with longing at Orion, splayed out on the bed, still enchanted. Casting the Want it Need it spell had sapped much of the young filly's magical abilities. Cadance barely had the magical energy left to close the window behind her as she flew out of Orion's window. The window latch closed shut just as Dazzle opened her bedroom door. "Orion? Are you in here?" Dazzle asked, before seeing her husband on the bed. She walked up to Orion, who was still under Cadance's spell. "so, my sexy stud decided to take a personal day, huh?" Dazzle said, kissing her husband on the cheek. His wife's kiss broke the spell on Orion. His eyes returned to normal. "Huh? What?" He asked, blearily. "If you didn't want to go into work today, that's fine," Dazzle said as she walked to the foot of the bed, "Just next time, be sure to let the office know. That's just more professional." Orion sat up in bed and looked at his wife. "What happened?" Orion asked groggily, "I remember having breakfast. You left to take Twily to the library..." "Then you came back here and fell asleep waiting for me to return," she said, playfully running her hoof through his mane, "You did say you didn't sleep well last night." Dazzle then pounced on her husband, laying on top of him. What neither of them knew was that Orion had sustained multiple bruising over his chest from the young alicorn's constant stepping; So when Dazzle put her weight on her husband, the pain was unanticipated and piercing.. "Yeeaagh! Get off me!" Orion screamed, "It feels like a train landed on me." "Well, that killed the mood," Dazzle said, trying to not become emotional, "I'll have you know, mister, that you haven't been exactly keeping yourself slim for me either!" Dazzle got to her hooves and stormed off towards the bathroom. "Don't you talk to me until I finish taking a long shower with some scented bath salts," She said, "While you're waiting for me, you might want to think about doing a few pushups." Orion fell back on the bed, feeling surprisingly exhausted. He felt bad for his wife. "It's not like I meant to insult her weight, or anything." Orion thought, "My chest is just really tender now, for some reason." Staring up at the ceiling, Orion had a nagging feeling, like he'd lost a couple hours today. Any such problems were swept away as Orion focused on a more pressing issue. "Dazzle wasn't serious about doing those pushups, was she?" he thought.
