The Ghastlycrunch Ponies Anthology

When contemplating eldritch things, my thoughts to ponies run,
Where confluence unholy bids me write of gothic fun,
How Twilight Sparkle, Great C'thulhu's loyal priestess is,
And Pinkie Pie does Hastur serve, and also Byatis.
Sweet Fluttershy brings Tsathoggua a pony she seduced,
On seeing Yig was Rainbow Dash to gibbering reduced.
Now Rarity with fabulous Nyarlathotep dines,
And Applejack fights Serpent Folk while slaving in the mines.