The Incubator

It was Easter Sunday, even though I was twenty-seven I wanted in because well...Nostalgia. And oh, I wanted to feel like a kid again. I recently req-read daring-do and the queat for the cheaters chest it was about a cheater who played off agianst auzoitl and won by.. cheating and pulling out more pieces from the chest. The chest had magical properties that caused the chest to make anypony who owned cheat like there was no tomorrow.
To the left was Sugarcube Corner; the Cakes rushing around trying to keep the twins- Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake-from crying. Mrs.Cake threw a tray up with two bottles of milk; the two bottles landed head on and into their mouths but the tray... Was nowhere to be found? There goes five bits down the drain.
I was waiting for the hunt to start when I caught sight of a mare with a lime green mane and red coat. Her cutie mark a makeup kit... She reminded me of a song which immediately started playing in my head.
Suddenly she walked up to me and asked,

"Want to look for eggs with me?"

I don't know how long i was stood there stiff as a statue. She laughed pleasantly, saying: "My name is Chrissy Disguises," and started walking forward. I hastily followed in tow.

"Get steady!!" some pony yelled, "Ready....Set...GO!"

Chrissy ran straight for the Everfree Forest and again I galloped after her. I had to save her from a manticore or a hydra-or-or-or-... Something equally terrifying.
She galloped into a cave and gave an ooooohof surprise. I followed her in.
I expected Chrissy to be in two pieces but all i found was Queen Chrysalis.