Stupid hats and lapdances

You call Sweetie Belle and she seems very distraught and upset. "Anon sempai, the mermaids are going to live with me and you. You grin. Don't worry about it, I talked to Celestia. Those girls are now going to be live at Octavia and Vinyl's. "Oh thank you very much, Anon sempai.

The next day at school, Sweetie lost her appetite and began staring at you, unaware that the mermaids were watching her. "Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Said Nixie. Serena and Lula smirked. With a quick flick of the wrist, Sweetie was standing up and walking over you. Some sexy salsa music began to play. Sweetie regained control and began swiveling her hips. Serena got and started to sing.

While sadly walking through a field one day
I met a goat who stopped to say
"I'll tell you a secret that will make you smile
I'll sing you a song with a true sense of style"
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye, just trust me", She said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
Well, let's see if it fits
Hey, I've got a silly hat
I've got a silly hat
This goofy lid sure filled my heart with glee
I had to share my fun with mon ami
Lyla, Lyla have you seen the new trend?
There's a crazy new style which I must recommend
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me", I said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
"Hey, Lyla, try this one on, oho"
Lyla's got a silly hat
Serens's got a silly hat
We've got silly hats
Oh-ho-ho, Serena that's a denk hat
You like it? Ooh, nice choice, Lyla, you look good in a fedora
Huh, thank you, hey, hey look at our friend out there
Hmm, now that's a silly hat!
Oh, I love this new game that Serena had found
I felt like a queen who'd just been crowned
Nixie, oh Nixie won't you come out and play?
Follow this recipe from your favorite gourmet
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me", I said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
Hey, Nixie, try this one, a chef's hat? Now you're cooking!
Nixie has a silly hat
(A chef's hat)
Lyla's got a silly hat
(I'm wearing a fedora with [Incomprehensible] )
Serena's got a silly hat
(She's got a sombrero on)
So, we've got silly hats and that's that
Sombrero, beret, beanie, pork pie, Stetson, derby, baseball cap
Cowboy, sailor, stovepipe, bowler, fedora, Panama, helmet, chef's hat Jester hat, coonskin, pillbox, mitre, boater, crown, tiara, deerstalker
Tam o'shanter, kippah, balaclava, fez, turban, dew rag
Bonnet, yarmulke, wool, tricorn, hard hat, bowler's hat, chef's cap While all of this happening, Sweetie was caressing you body, trying to be as seductive as possible. That's when Celestia came and soon had a nose bleed.