#Mermaid Club

by Maxx Phoenix

Rating: teen
Tags: Second Person, Alternate Universe, Other, Original Character, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 2665

Luna "enrolls" some new students to CHS and it is a bad time to be a Sweetie Belle.

First story in the Maxzuniverse.

It has been years since the last student exchange program, and after the late magical happenings, Celestia and Luna decide that it's time for a new draft for students. .These students are of course:
Zac
Cam
Evie
Nixie
Lyla
Sirena
Ondina
Mimmi
and Weilan.

It is a bad time to be a Sweetie Belle, for she is afraid of mermaids, and she is about to go mental.

You are also along for the ride. Because why not

Published 2016-07-22 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-03 01:54:45 UTC

Energetic and Unstoppable

"Are you sure about this?" asked Principal Celestia. "Afraid so, we must activate.. Plan Zip Crash Niner Niner" Luna said calmly. "P-PLAN ZIP CRASH NINER NINER??!!" Shouted Celestia. "Uh, what is that?" She added. "What did you think?" Asked Luna. " We should place our students in the auditorium and force them to watch Fifty Shades of Hay." Celestia responded. Luna's eye twitched for a second. "No, I was thinking that we fight fire with fire, or in this case, water with water." She stated. "Luna? What in the blue hell are you thinking?"

Meanwhile in the other band room, you are curled up in a fetal position with Derpy gently stroking your hair. "There, there, shh, it is all over now." She cooes. Derpy is one the Elements of Tommorow, a faction that you and Luna had set up in case one of the Rainbooms ever tuned heel or died, but that is a story for another time. You are upset and tramautized because you had just seen Sweetie Belle naked and the image is glued to the inside of your eyelids. "ANONYMOUS, APPLEBLOOM, DIAMOND TIARA, SCOOTALOO AND SWEETIE BELLE. PLEASE REPORT TO VICE PRINCIPAL LUNA'S OFFICE, ASAP. You look at Derpy, who gives you a reassuring look.

In Luna's office, the enviroment was much darker usual. "As you are aware, it has been a while since the last student draft program, with all the magical happening as of late and the upcoming water combat series, we could use new recuits." Luna spoke. Sweetie Belle's heart dropped with the speed of kanyans. "Luckily, I have a plan."She said. "I have taken the the liberty of 'recruiting' some students from a school called Golden Reef High School, these students are the most energetic and unstoppable group of indivduals that personify the enduring spirit of the sea." Luna finished. It was obvious that she watched way too much kids television. "Luna, s-surely you do not mean, m-m-mermaids?" Sweetie Belle stamered. "Teenager MerPEOPLE, to be exact." Luna started. Sweetie Belle began to hyperventile. "Oh shit, ah seen this before."Said Applebloom.
"Oh hell". Said Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle fell to the floor, clutching her stomach. You slowy approach the scared girl. "It is okay , Sweetie Belle we are all here." You say. "Anon, get the hell away from her! She is going to blow!" Diamond yelled. The next thing you know, you are covered head to toe in half digested spinach, shrimp and cookies."THIS SHIRT WAS A GIFT FROM MY LATE EX GIRLFRIEND.; You roar, before running away like a little bitch. Sweetie meanwhile passed out on the floor.

Three Hours Later.

Sweetie Belle woke up in a daze. "What happened?" She said. "Well, after learning that Luna had drafted some merpeople to Canterlot High, you vomited all over Anon and passed out." Said Scootaloo. "Faust Dammit." Sweetie swore. "Anyways, Luna told me to give you this roster folder when you woke up. It seems that we are going to give them a tour." Scootaloo handed the folder to Sweetie Belle, who opened it up. The roster reads out:

Zac Blakley- Offspring of Narissa and a rare merman

Evie MacLeran- former mermaid and Zac's girlfriend. Most likely still have the power deep within her

Cam-Zac's best buddy and the apparent Judas of the group

Lyla-The leader of the group and likely to be a Magdeline Homewrecker

Nixie-The rebel of the group who is a bit happy and scary towards Cam

Sirena-The level headed one

Weilan- The cool asain girl

Ondina-Partner to Mimmi and a voice of reason

and Mimmi-Sister (likely twin) of Zac, with the power to see visions.

These students start next week. To deal with the Legendary Mermaid, Canterlot High needs all the help that they can get. "Sweetie, why in the blue hell are you afraid of mermaids?" Asked Scootaloo. "Reasons far too complex for you to try and understand." Sweetie retorted.

That night, Sweetie Belle suffered in string of of terrible night terrors. First she was in an insane asylum, taking a shower, she was finished getting behind her ears and all that good stuff. Just as she was about to finish, she lost her grip of her soap. She shrieked in horror as she watched helplessly as the bar of clensing materials. Along came a mermaid with a large tailfin that slapped her to the ground. "Pick up the soap" She siad with a sultry grin.

The second night terror was even worse. She was in a dilapitated boat in the middle of the sea during the most perfect storm the has ever been recorded. Sweetie did everything in power to try and make it back to shore, but the boat ran out of dilapitation and fell apart. She flailed around before spotting a familier figure in the water. It was none other than her sister, Rarity. Something was wrong. Not only was she giving her a sultry and unsettling gaze, but when Sweetie looked past her waist, she saw a thick, slender, sexy, purple fish tail. "Join me, darling." Rarity said seductivley. This sent Sweetie into a down spiral to her third and worst night terror.

She was walking through the desert with her celestial mule. She kept having visions of a lavish dance party with the Rainbooms being so clearly high out of their mind. AppleBloom was smoking an apple flavored joint, Diamond Tiara was a merchant and Scootaloo was the village gypsy-prostitute. Vice Principal Luna was drinking a whole pitcher of lunar heroin from the moon. Sweetie looked to her left and saw the offending individuals. Zac,Lyla,Nixie,Serena,Ondina and Mimmi were all in an oasis, seducing her. Sweetie felt a burning sensation in her heart. Without hesitation, she stripped to her bra and panties and joined them...

Sweetie Belle woke up in a cold sweat. She looked at her phone. 1:00am. "I gotta call Anon."

Your peaceful slumber interrupted by the shrill shreik of your celluar phone. You wake up begrudgingly to check the caller identification. It was Sweetie Belle. "What in the blue hell?" You say as you pick up the phone and answer. "Sweetie, what the actual fudge? Do you not see that it is 2:30 in the faust-damn morning. "Anon, I need to talk to you." She said. You sigh. "What is it?" You sat. And so, Sweetie begins to rant, bitch and moan about her string of nightmares. After an hour, you simply blink. "So you are telling me that the dream worst than dropping the soap, or being drowned at the sea by your own sister...is a bucking Splash Free parody?" You say. "Pretty much." She said. "You are so full of it, Sweetie Belle. Why dont you just talk to Rarity about this." You say. "Rarity just is not reliable." She responds. "Before I hang up, i should tell you that those transfer students are actually coming the day after tommorow." You say. Sweetie must have pressed speaker phone because you can hear Sweetie run to the bathroom and vomit. Although you have grown fond of The Crusaders, you cant help but cringe. You lay down. This was going to be a long day.

Your house-1:10 pm

"We won't let you quit, Sweetie Belle." You say. "Everyone has something they're afraid of, we're going to help you get over it. It's called aversion therapy." You say. "Look, Diamond Tiara is overcoming her fear of spiders. Diamond breathed heavily as a large tarantula slowly and methodicly crawled up her arm. "S-see, Sweetie? We are in the school S.W.A.T Team club, we can overcome anything."Said Diamond, right before a spider bit
her on the shoulder. You blink. "Uh... Scootaloo is going to overcome her fear of enclosed spaces." You grab Scoots by the arm and pull her towards a nearby closet. " I don't think this is really nessasary." She says. "It's for Sweetie Belle." You reply. You forcibly stuff Scootaloo into the closet and shut the door. "Even AppleBloom has a fear." You walk over to a large crate and open to reveal.....wait for it.... a rabid Daydream Sunset Shimmer. "OH SISTER NERRROOOO!!!! YOUR LIFE IS OVAH!!!" Sunset exclaimed, before making a bee line towards AppleBloom. "Anon, what the literal fuck?? Ya know damn well that me and Sunset have beef!" The farmer girl roared. AppleBloom ran with Sunset close behind her.

"Well,Anon, what are you afraid of." Sweetie asks. You run your fingers through her hair. "Lonliness. "Oh Anon, how sweet!" Sweetie Belle coos. "Don't get any ideas, Sweetie." You say. A bulb lights up in your head. You are going to cure her fear by the best means you know:song.

Sweetie, we humans are a mess, life underwater is better than anything we have up here. HA!

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me (That's what she said)
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

"ENOUGH!!": Sweetie Belle roared.

You stop.

"Listen,Anon, I apperciate your efforts, but i'll do this my way." And with that, she lefted. You can't help but grin at the attachment you have grown with The Crusaders. Tommorow was going to be a long one for Sweetie.

The Next Day

This was it. The new student were standing at the standing at the entrance.

"Zac,Cam,Evie,Lyla,Nixie,Serena,Weilan,Ondina and Mimmi are all here." Said AppleBloom

"Welcome to Canterlot High!" Said Scootaloo.

Mimmi looked at Zac. "Uh, why are they so sexy?" She said.

Zac simply blushed.

Celestia's Office

Everyone stood still as Celestia spoke up. "In order for this student draft to work, we settle some living arangments, so, with my amazing celestial powers, i shall decide who shall live where. Zac, Cam and Evie will live The Apple Family." "So ah get the judas and the ass-clown?" AppleBloom ranted. "Lyla , Nixie and Serina will live at the Rarity's Boutique." Sweetie Belle instantly fainted. "Luna, text Anon, and tell him to accomadate for Ondina, Mimmi and Weilan. "Speaking of which, where is that part timing bastard?"

Stupid hats and lapdances

Stupid hats and lapdances

You call Sweetie Belle and she seems very distraught and upset. "Anon sempai, the mermaids are going to live with me and you. You grin. Don't worry about it, I talked to Celestia. Those girls are now going to be live at Octavia and Vinyl's. "Oh thank you very much, Anon sempai.

The next day at school, Sweetie lost her appetite and began staring at you, unaware that the mermaids were watching her. "Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Said Nixie. Serena and Lula smirked. With a quick flick of the wrist, Sweetie was standing up and walking over you. Some sexy salsa music began to play. Sweetie regained control and began swiveling her hips. Serena got and started to sing.

While sadly walking through a field one day
I met a goat who stopped to say
"I'll tell you a secret that will make you smile
I'll sing you a song with a true sense of style"
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye, just trust me", She said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
Well, let's see if it fits
Hey, I've got a silly hat
I've got a silly hat
This goofy lid sure filled my heart with glee
I had to share my fun with mon ami
Lyla, Lyla have you seen the new trend?
There's a crazy new style which I must recommend
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me", I said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
"Hey, Lyla, try this one on, oho"
Lyla's got a silly hat
Serens's got a silly hat
We've got silly hats
Oh-ho-ho, Serena that's a denk hat
You like it? Ooh, nice choice, Lyla, you look good in a fedora
Huh, thank you, hey, hey look at our friend out there
Hmm, now that's a silly hat!
Oh, I love this new game that Serena had found
I felt like a queen who'd just been crowned
Nixie, oh Nixie won't you come out and play?
Follow this recipe from your favorite gourmet
"Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me", I said
"You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero"
Hey, Nixie, try this one, a chef's hat? Now you're cooking!
Nixie has a silly hat
(A chef's hat)
Lyla's got a silly hat
(I'm wearing a fedora with [Incomprehensible] )
Serena's got a silly hat
(She's got a sombrero on)
So, we've got silly hats and that's that
Sombrero, beret, beanie, pork pie, Stetson, derby, baseball cap
Cowboy, sailor, stovepipe, bowler, fedora, Panama, helmet, chef's hat Jester hat, coonskin, pillbox, mitre, boater, crown, tiara, deerstalker
Tam o'shanter, kippah, balaclava, fez, turban, dew rag
Bonnet, yarmulke, wool, tricorn, hard hat, bowler's hat, chef's cap While all of this happening, Sweetie was caressing you body, trying to be as seductive as possible. That's when Celestia came and soon had a nose bleed.

Pep Rallies and pH Cannons

Sweetie had to take a week of detention for giving you an involuntary lapdance, and now she was baying for blood. To make matters worse for Sweetie, the mermaids thought that they could make it right by headlining a pep rally. Sweetie sat in her room, watching some old tapes. Then, something shown in the tape. It was a scene that involved a bunch of guys in suits and a truck of beer. This gave Sweetie the best idea ever. She would 500 pounds of liquid intimate soap and a truck strong enough to hold the weight.

The Rally of Pep

Evie, Weilan and Ondina were getting ready to cheer in the main event. Celestia walked up Evie. "Sorry, we are low on supply, so you'll just have to borrow my old outfit. Tia grabbed a box and pulled out her old cheerleader outfit. " The outfit was quite scantly clad. "Um..we're you a cheerleader or a stripper?" Evie asked. That was not important right now. It was time to steal the show. But Sweetie was planning to steal the show her own way. With a snicker. She moved into position. Meanwhile, Evie ,Weilan and Ondina finally got started. "Two..Four..Six..Eight..Wondercolts will dominate." The crowd was lit af. Weilan and Ondina did some flips as they neared the grand finale. But as they did, A large pickup truck with a cannon came barrelingin with the quickness. Out of the truck came lil miss Sweetie Belle. "Hey,fish freaks! Here on land, we have something called pH balance and intimate hygiene. I say you can all use an intimate washing. And that is the bottom line, because Sweetie Belle said so, bitches." With that, Sweetie mounted the cannon and squeezed the nozzle. Wave after wave of the intimate washing materials blasted all over the girls, exposing Ondina and Weilan's true forms. Sweetie's smirk turned into a look of rage. She looked at Evie. "I will kill you where you stand!" Sweetie charged at Evie. What do you think will happen?
A. Sweetie destoys Evie
B.Sweetie gets arrested
C.Losing her tail made Evie the love child of Kurt Angle and the teacher from Yandere Simulator.

If you chose C, give yourself a pat on the back.

Evie side stepped her, stepped on her hamstring, and locked Sweetie in the ankle lock. Evie looked at her and said: wrestling is fake. With a quick flick of the wrist, a loud popping sound was heard. Sweetie let loose an agonizing shriek. Damn.