Spike, Applejack, and Rainbow were sitting in Twilight's office discussing their new plan. It had been a few days since the fight at sweet apple Acres and the Harmony saints secured it. Applejack thanked Spike for saving her family from the gem busters she agreed to help them get rid of the yellow lunatics and help Spike know their weaknesses but for now, Spike had to find more members

“Nice work Spike. With your help with Applejack here we can focus on the gem Buster's cash flow. Now we need help to take on the Blitzers.” Twilight said as she points to the next picture of a pink mare with a black fedora and a blue hoodie on the map on the east side of Ponyville. “This is Pinkamena Diane pie but her customers knew her as Pinkie pie: the party mare of Ponyville.”

“Oh, yea. I remember her. She throws the sickest party's at this abandoned areas all night long. But she went missing after the Blitzers took her party spots for their races.” Rainbow said kicking her feet on a desk.

“Exactly which is I want Spike to go to her and see if she can get her to help us with the Blitzers.”

“Cool so where do I meet her?” Spike asked as he got up from his set ready to kick some ass witch made rainbow proud, Applejack impressed and Twilight glad her plan was working.

“Last time I heard she was at this rock quarry at the edge of town. Do whatever she ask and see if she will join us.”

“On it Twilight.” He said as he left through the castle doors.

“Do you think he’ll be ok?” Applejack asks as she watches the teen dragon walk out.

“He’ll be fine. I train him to be a certified badass. If he can save you I know he'll help out the mare.” the rainbow pegasus said kicking back in her chair.

“I sure hope so. We need all the help we can get.” Applejack said as she looks back where the dragon left. She never thought she worries about anyone else other than her family. He did save here and little sister and she knew to trust him at this time of need. If he really can stop all of the gangs she would do anything in her power to help him and the saints out.

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As Spike drive to the location Twilight told him about he thought about all that happened. First, he was kicked out of the house by his foster mother. Next thing he knew he was helping a gang get rid of all the gangs in Ponyville to bring back peace.

He chuckled at the event happened. He was pulled out of his thoughts as he got close to the rock quarry saw a sign in front of him.

“ ‘ Welcome to the Pie’s Rock Farm. Home of the greatest materials in Ponyville.’ hmm never heard of a rock farm but hope she is here.” Spike said to himself as he walks through the gray covered grown. The area was a dark gray place that looks like a sad place to in. There were rocks everywhere. Big ones, small ones, ones in weird shapes just a lot of rocks. When Spike saw a small cabin that had a giant boulder in front of it at the end of the road. he then saw somepony on the porch.

As he got closer he saw it was a mare. She had a dark and light gray mane, she had a light gray coat, Her eyes were purple and she wore a long gray dress that hid her small yet curvy body. She was humming as she was cleaning what looks like an amethyst with a scrubber. Spike let out a cough trying to get the mare's attention which caused her to let out a cute squeak.

“Oh sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. I'm just looking for Pinkamena. Have you seen her?”
He asks the mare who only gave a

“mmmhmm.”

“So where is she?” He asks again only getting silence from the mare. Spike looked around feeling awkward at the moment. “umm is she inside?” He asks her and she nods her head.

“mmmhmm.”

“Ok, thanks miss.” He reaches for the door only for it to open and a double barrel shotgun was Pointing at his noise.

“Alright, you shitty gangster not one more step.” Said an angry mare holding the gun. She had silver bangs almost covering her lime green eyes. Her coat was darker gray than the other mare. She wore a white loose sleeveless t-shirt and dark jeans showing some of her average built body.

Spike raised his hands in the air. “Wo! Hey take it easy Missy I don't want to fight anyone.” He said as he back up from the porch. “I'm only here to talk to someone.”

“Bullshit you are. We don't want anything to do with you gangsters in this family. Now get the fuck out before I put hundreds of pellets in your ass!” She shouted as she pointed the gun at his head.

“Limestone what are you doing?” Spike heard a low voice coming from behind the trigger-happy mare. Limestone moved to reveal a mare almost taller than her in a dark blue dress staring at Spike with an emotionless face. She had a dark purple mane that almost covered her aqua colored eyes.

“Get back inside maud just another gangster scumbag wanting to take everything from us.” Limestone said still looking at the dragon with hate.

“Hay what a minute I'm not-” Spike try to say something only to get a shot near his feet making a small crater.

“Shut up! You ain't getting anything from us!” She yelled at him until she saw maud lower her gun.

“Lime stop your scaring marble,” Maud said in still a low tone but Spike could sense the command in her voice. Lime look at the mare then saw marble was trembling from the gunshot. She growled and lower set the gun down which made Spike sigh in relief.

“So why are you here?” Maud asks him staring blankly at him.

“Well, I was wondering if I can talk to Pinkie pie?” Spike asks still nervous about lime and what might set her off. He saw maud look at him up and down for a second then look at him again.

“Ok. Follow me.” She told him as she walks back inside the house. Spike looked a little confused but followed the mare will being glared by the silver mane mare. As they walked in Spike looked around the home. It looks like one of those Amish homes he heard about. The walls had many pictures of the mares he met and what look like their parents.

The father had an Amish hat on and a grey beard. His coat was light caramel brown. He wore a white button shirt with black overalls and a pickaxe in his hands.

Next to him was an old mare that almost looks like marble but had a green mane that was tightened into a bun and glasses that show her baby blue eyes. She had a white button-up shirt and a skirt that had a kilt printing on it.

“Pinkie is in this room. Be warned she can be very excited around strangers.” Maud warned him as she walks back to her other sisters but stops and turn to him. “Also watch out for her party cannon.”

Spike looked in confusion as she walked off. “Party cannon?” Spike shakes it off and turns to the door he sees a bright pink door with streamers and crayon-colored art on the door with a sign that said: “Pinkie’s room, knock first please.”. 'ok Spike time to meet your new ally’ just before he was about to knock the door open and a bunch of confetti shot at him. He just stands their confused as he heard laughing.

“Trapdoor confetti! Classic!” Said a pink coat mare with a puffy dark pink mane with a fedora on her head. She had a blue hoody and gray sweatpants that hide her light chubby body and her large rack. “So you're the saint row guy that came to talk to me in order to save the town from the Blitzers?” She said as she bounced around the now confetti covered dragon.

“Um, yea and how do you know that?” Spike asked as he knew he never met this mare before or did shy have a spy around the city.

“That's easy I heard about you on the news.” She points to her tv but as Spike look at the tv, Pinkie winked at the author. “I heard you help the Apple family with their gem buster problem so I figured you were coming to see me about the Blitzers.”

“That...um...yea.” 'how the hell can you get that in one guess?’ Spike asks himself as he looks at the pink mare thinking she can read minds. “So um...Will you help?”

“Sure!” Pinkie said with a cheer.

“Really?” Spike said in disbelief.

“But in order to help I need to get my party supplies back. I know where the Blitzers are hiding them.” Pinkie said as she walked out of her room.

“Well, it's a start.” Spike followed her and she meets up with her sisters. As she got outside she climbed the tall boulder.

“Can I have everyponies attention please!” She shouted from the high rock.

“Hey! What did I say about touching holder bolder?!” Lime shout at her pink sister as maud and marble gathered with her.

“It's just for a second sheesh.” Pinkie rolls her eyes as she clears her throat. “As you know I been changed out by the Blitzers since they take my party spots but with the help of Spike here and the Harmony saints we are going to get our town back!” The party mare cheered as marble clap her hands but got a glare from lime that made her stop.

“This is stupid. You barely got out alive and now you want to join another gang to fight for their bullshit?” Lime said then felt a hand land on her shoulder. She turns to see it belong to maud looking at her with a blank expression but she felt her being serious.

“Lime I think Pinkie should do this.” She said getting a surprised look from her and marble and a bright smile from Pinkie.

“But maud-” the grumpy mare try to protest but maud stops her.

“If Pinkie trust this guy then I trust him too. You got to trust your family more yourself.” Maud told her and lime look down making a fist as she storms back in the house.

“Wow,” Spike said watching the mare walk into the house. He turns and saw Pinkie get off of holders bolder and land beside him.

“Don't worry she’ll calm down soon. Now let go kick some racer botty!” She skips to his car. Just before he was about to follow he was stopped by the oldest sister.

“Spike, I want you to understand that Pinkie may act silly but she cares for her friends dearly so don't underestimate her.” Spike nod to her. “Also you better protect and be nice to her. She is very dear to me and I will not like seeing her hurt.” She said in an emotionless yet threatening tone.

Spike gulped but stay strong. “Don't worry maud I'll take care of everything.” And with that, he and Pinkie drove off on to their next mission.

“Um, maud are you sure it's ok for Pinkie to join a gang like that?” Marble said to her older sister still waiting by the road.

“Yes. I have a feeling that Spike and this saints gang will do great things. Besides Pinkie likes him.” She said with a smile.

“Well, he was nice... and cute.” Marble blush.

“Maybe when she knows him more Pinkie might invite use for a foursome,” Maud said bluntly as she knew marble was blushing harder.

Spike and Pinkie drove through the city. As Spike drove Pinkie turn on the radio and played 'Equestria girls’ song as she sang along with it. Spike rolls his eyes and turns it off stopping Pinkie as she was dancing to the music.

“Hey! That was my jam!” Pinkie protest to Spike.

“Well I'm driving and I don't need that song stuck in my head.”

“But we agreed I controlled the radio.”

“Not with that playing.”

“Fine.” Pinkie press search on the radio then stops at one song playing. “Wooo.”

“Now this is a song.”

Soon they start to sing the song together

As they sang, Spike sees Pinkie dancing to the song shaking her body a bit and made him blush a bit as he watches her body move witch almost made him crash until he swerved a bit but got back under control as they drive.

As they finished signing they pull up to a rundown storage unit with a large sign “Crazy Pete Storage” there where some ponies and griffin wearing blue clothing and holding small weapons like bats and uzis.

“This is the place they keep your stuff?” Spike asks looking at the makeshift base for the blue racers.

“Well after they took my party spots I had to leave my stuff so they put it here just to sell or get rid of the junk they call it. So I need you to clear out these guys and find the right unit.”

“What you don't know where it is?”

“I said I know where the place is. I didn't say where my stuff is.” she pulls out an earpiece and handed it to him. “Here will keep in touch and I'll help you out.” Pinkie said as she opens the door and steps out.

“And where are you going?” Spike asked putting the earpiece in and loading his 9 mm pistol.

“I'm going to get a ride to help pick up the stuff. Have fun in their.” She said as she went around a corner when Spike check for her she was gone.

“Something tells me that mare will drag me into something crazy one of this days,” he told himself as he went to the storage. He sneaks through an opening in the fence and hugs the wall. He takes a peak around the corner to see a pegasus and griffon in blue clothing smoking some weed and the dark saw the griffon had a bat with him. Just then there was a loud static noise in his ear making him groan but cover his mouth making sure not to make noise. Lucky for him the two smokers didn’t hear him.

“Spikey? Can you hear me?” he hear the party mares voice in his ear as he holds the button.

“Yea and whats with “Spikey”? I ain't-a dog” Spike respond trying to keep his voice down. He looks back to the corner to see the guards leaving.

“Well, I like to give my new friends nicknames so it makes them feel special. Anyway from what I remember the Blazers not only do illegal racing but sell car parts and even steal high price cars. If you can find some of this parts or find one of the jacked rids I can call some friends to help sell the stuff for the saints and even give you some set of wheels if you want.” she finished as Spike keeps to the walls trying to stay out of sight.

“That would be nice. Anything else I need to know?”

“Oh, yea another thing. From what I heard my supplies are at storage area b. Why not have a look over their.” she suggested as he heads there and as he got closer he saw a guard near a door as he looks bored then as he got close he stands next to the guard.

“Boring day hu?” he said casually to the stallion.

“Ha yea.” he chuckles a bit but before he realized who he was talking to it was too late as Spike slam his pistol against his head as he fell to the ground.

Spike look threw the door open seeing the close clear. He heads in as he looks for the area when he hears a grunt and as he ready his gun he jump around the corner to see a griffin leaning on the wall as he holds a mares head as she sucked on his member but he looks up to see him and the mare saw this as well. Spike, the Griffon, and the mare just look at each other for a few moments of silence until Spike spoke. “Can I have a turn?”

The Griffin try to grab his gun but Spike was faster as he shot him in the head getting a scream from the mare as she watches the dead griffin fall to the floor. Spike then hear footsteps coming close to him as he grabs the griffons pistole then look at the mare. “ I suggest you get out of here.”

The mare ran off as shooting starting to go off as Spike hug a corner. “Spike you ok?” he hears Pinkie in the earpiece.

“I'm ok just a little busy is all.” he leans a bit to fire some shots hitting one Blitzer stallion in the stomach “how is that “finding a truck” plan coming along?”

“Don’t worry I'm on my way just find my party items fast,” she replied as some shots rip off the edge of the wall and Spike rushes to some crats as he holds up two guns and keeps firing making the Blitzers fall back.

Spike moved in as he stays close to the corners and saw a sign “area b” with a few Blitzers guards behind cover pointing their weapons at the hallway where he was at.

“How do I get in?” he asks to himself when he saw a storage unit with a blue “b” spray painted on it. As Spike open it he saw something that made him grin. “This could work.”

The Blitzers stay on guard as they keep their guns aimed at the hallway. “The hell is this guy?” one unicorn stallion asks as he keeps his weapon trained on the hallway.

“Well, we aren't going to find out by just standing here. Slug, go check it out.” a female griffon ordered a pegasus as he went to the hall and look around. “Anything?” the griffon shouts to him

“I think he booked it” slug shout out until there was a large boom and next thing they see is slug slamming into a wall with a large hole in his chest. Soon a purple dragon came around a corner holding a pump-action shotgun.

“I'm looking for the party mare of Ponyville’s stuff have you seen it?” he ask the surprised looking guards but the only answer was one mare pointing her Uzi at him.

“Fuck you lizard!” she shouts at him as she unloads her clip just before Spike went to cover and the others fire at the dragon as well. When one Blitzer was reloading Spike lean over his cover and fire at him taking half of his head off. The dragon them move to the next cover and shot again getting one Blitzer in the arm.

“Flank him you dip shits!” the female griffin ordered as the uzi mare and a male griffin go to the side of Spike and as the Griffin was about to shoot Spike kick him into the wall and hold him against his body using him as a human shield.

“Wait!” the griffon try to stop his comrades but the mare and griffin open fire shooting him to pieces hoping to hit Spike. The uzi mare was reloading and that was Spikes chance soon he kicks the dead griffin at her and when she got him off her Spike slam the butt of his shotgun against her face knocking her out. He then looks at the griffon who was about to shot him but her gun clicked showing it was out of bullets.

Spike then grab the Griffin by the neck and hold the shotgun up to her chin “ I don’t like hurting chicks but ill make it easy on you if you tell me where the party mare’s locker is.”

“I ain't telling you shit dragon.” the griffon grunted as she struggled to break free but Spike’s grip didn’t break.

“Did you know I can breathe fire? I wonder how a roasted griffin taste like?” he gives a puff of his flame and that made the female griffin crack.

“Fine. its storage b-12 code 3824,” she said in defeat and close her eyes thinking she was going to be chicken dinner but she felt some lips peck her beak as her eyes widen with surprise and a blush.

“You know you could always join the harmony saints. I think purple would look good on you.” Spike said with a grin as he let go of the Griffin and set off to the locker. As he gets them he sees the storage unit and opens it up. As he had a look inside their was much party items in it. Speakers, glow sticks, records, and noisemakers. “Guess she really can make a party,” he said as he presses his earpiece.

“Pinkie, its Spike. I found the supplies.”

“Great job Spike. Just hang their ill be right over.” as she said that Spike start to hear cars as they stop at the far side of the storage units and as they see Spike they get out and start to shot at him. Spike jumps to a corner and tries to shoot back.

“Pikie theirs Blitzers everywhere! I can’t handle them all!” Spike shouted as he hid from the bullets that were riping his cover to pieces.

“Quick! use my party cannon!”

“Your what?”

“My party cannon! it's in the unit I'll help you!” as she said that Spike saw a mini size blue cannon with pink wheels.

“Oh fuck it !” Spike shout as he rushes to the storage unit and grab the cannon and saw a string on it. He aims it at the cars and pulled it soon a large boom goes off and the car was hit by a stale cake hard as a rock making the car and the Blitzers around it pushed back by the blast.

Spike grinned as he pulled the string again and another solid stale cake launches at a Blitzer hitting him in the chest and rocking him into a wall making his chest collapse. As Spike keep firing the cannon the Blitzers forces where getting wiped out as the stone cakes crushed skulls, cars, and buildings.

Finally, the remanding Blitzers retreated and as they did Pinkie came around a corner with a truck and a few harmony saints riding in the back. As she stops the Saints got out of the truck and head to the storage unit to collect the stuff and Pinkie skip to Spike.

“Wow, Spike they said you were a badass dragon but never thought you'd be this cool.” Pinkie said as she looks around at the destruction as Spike smiled at that.

“Well, you got to thank rainbow that when you meet her.” then he looked at the cannon “what kind cannon shoots stale cakes?”

“Oh, that's easy. After I was chased off that cannon still had cakes in it I guess they didn’t take them out for a while. You know you can have it if you want I can always make a new one.”
‘Hu, a cannon that shoots stone hard cake that can destroy a car...why not.’ he thought to himself. “Thanks. So does this mean you're going to join?”

“Yesss indeedy. I'm guessing working with you guys will be fun and with my help, we'll make sure Ponyville will have fun again!” she jumps in the air making Spike smile.

“Glad to have you aboard Pinkie.” Spike smiled at the mare. Unknown to them someone watches them from afar in a car.

“Oh Spike, why did it have to be you out of all the gangs I have to spy on,” said the person as she turns her keys to the car on with a little bunny toy hanging off the keys. As the car starts the person drives off to tell her reports.

Author's Note

(sorry for the long wait i just off job corp and looking for a job but ill try to keep this going)