Saints Row: Spike's Journey

by Lanceblazer17

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Spike, Comedy, Gilda, Adventure, Prince Blueblood, Crossover, Fancypants, Sex
Length: 12550

join the harmony saints in taking down three large gangs and save the city (anthro)

welcome to ponyville the most crime filled city in all of equestria filled with low life, thugs, and the most dangerous out of all of them, gangsters. The GemBusters, the Westside Blitzers and The Mistics have fought for complete control killing many innocent in the posses. only ones that can stop them is a purple and green dragon and a new gang. join spike as he takes down three of the most deadliest gangs in ponyville and soon becomes the most greatest gangster in history

(warning this fic contains killing, sexy ponies and bad words)
*inspired by king spike rules and letting me re-wright his story go look at his work he is good* https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4814113/King-Spike-Rules?cid=621&s=0&a=s
my first fic so hear gose
spike will get the mares in this too

Published 2016-07-04 04:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-04-17 07:07:44 UTC

welcome to ponyville (edited)

Welcome to Ponyville, A town so full of crime even the cops are selling crack, with criminal scum ranging from simple robber, to mass murderers. The most dangerous part of this city though, is the Gangs of this festering cesspool of violence, and on top of them all are the Three Main powers in the town, The GemBusters, The Westside Blitzers, and the Mystics, If you want a life here then you looking to the wrong place, but in this absolute filth, there is one shining beacon, for it is where the greatest leader of the Harmony Saints journey begins when his mom kicks him out of his home.

“Get your scaly ass out of this house you hear me!”

A middle age earth pony mare with a black mane and tail and a chocolate brown coat demands as she kicked out what appeared to be a young adult dragon wearing a white open jacket with a black shirt in the inside, a pair of black fingerless gloves, some blue jeans and black tennis shoes outside of their rundown apartment.

“Oh come on Mom, you know this city is a bucking death trap!” Spike Drake exclaimed

As he got up and brushed himself off and looked at his stepmom whom since founding him when he hatched raised him like her own, and while he never knew his real parents, he wouldn’t trade her for any other.

“I don’t care you can’t just sit in your room all bucking day just play video games and jag off to those dirty magazines under your bed. You're a grown dragon now so go do something. Get a mare in bed, get drunk, get a job, do whatever and don’t come back until you made a living!” she slammed the door and leaving him out in the dirty neighborhood.

“Celestia damn it. Now I can't enter my own home…" he muttered to himself "Well maybe i can find something to do as long as I don't get stabbed...this is going to be a bad day."

As he walked he looked at what the town had become. When he was a kid the town was a more peaceful and quiet town, but when some big time gangs showed up to run the place Ponyville changed, turning into the most dangerous city in Equestria. Ponies were to scared to go outside and those who did were gangsters, low lifes or just people wanting to get out of the city.
Soon he saw a stallion holding a briefcase full of watches that look broken

“Watches! I got watches! Hey man! This shit cost you 600 bits at a pawn shop!” Spike just keeps walking, “Aw whatever man” He said going back to trying to sell his fake items.

Next spike sawa female diamond dog in a skimpy outfit with a nice curvy body and dd cup size breast looking at him, “Hey dragon boy~ is it true that you have two dicks?”
Before spike could answer he was interrupted by stallion across the street

“Aw hell no!”

The stallion was a earth pony and he was with a unicorn and a diamond dog in yellow shirts with a symbol of a large hammer on it looking at a spray paint graffiti of a two black wings in a ‘x’ shape and with a blue background,

“Man buck the Blitzers, Sparker you going to let those bitches disrespect us?” The Earth pony questioned

The unicorn with a yellow bandanna over his mouth pulled out a yellow spray can, “Shit what you think?”

He began to spray the over the graffiti that's when two Pegasus and a Griffin wearing blue with one of them having the same two black wings symbol tattoo on his arm saw this.

“The buck do you think you're doing?” The Pegasus in blue said holding a bat looking at the group,

“Just being civic minded is all” the diamond dog in yellow said with a cocky smirk,

"That so?" the Pegasus said sounding a little pissed off

"Yea some dumb ass cracka went and shit on this wall, and we jus' cleaning it up" the unicorn said before getting hit in the head by the pony with the bat then all Tarturus broke out. The Pegasus in blue tryed to punch the earth pony in yellow but he ducked and spray him in the eyes with the yellow spray can. He scream and ran off past Spike and the hooker before getting hit in the head by the spray can.

While the fight went on a Red low rider with a single eye symbol on the door came up and some unicorn stallions in red Clothing hold guns at the fighting group
“Blueblood says goodnight!” and started fireing his AK-47 into the crowd of gangsters.

“Shit!” the earth pony said

In that same instant he had pulled out his gun to return fire and so did everyone else. Despite that, it was clear to see the Reds were mowing the Blues and Yellow down. The unicorn in the shotgun seat went to reload his Uzi, that when earth pony took this opportunity to ran up to the car and shot the unicorn in the head before being gun down by the rest and when they tried to drive off the Pegasus in blue came back with his own AK 47 and shot at the red car. Spike tried to run but didn't get far.

“Motherfuckers!” He shouted

He hit the driver, causing the car to drive out of control and nearly hit spike, then crash into the the apartment buildings gas pump, blowing up the building and killing everyone inside.

“Mom!” Spike shouted in both shock and sadness at his destroyed home

Looking at the wrecked car, he could see one unicorn in red try to crawl out but was wasted by the Pegasus in blue who was afterwords shot in the head by the unicorn in yellow, and as soon as he saw spike, he pointed point his desert eagle at him.

“No wait please” spike bagged as he try to crawl away from the stallion.

“Wrong time, wrong place Drake.” Spike closed his eyes not wanting to see his end. Then he heard the *bang*, but felt no pain which confused him.

"Hey you ok?" said a voice that was new to him then he open his eyes to see the stallion dead on the ground, then saw a purple alicorn with long dark purple hair with a pink highlight in a suit and trench coat, with an undershirt the same color as her hair highlight , and had a golden saints pendent on her jacket. It went well with her hourglass figure and look like she had D cup breast.

"Um yea I'm ok." Spike said looking at the mare with a blush on his face, 'wow she looks pretty guess I’m lucky today that she stopped that gangster for giving me a fourth hole' he thought to himself.

"Twi we need to get the hell out of here." said another voice close to them then spike saw a blue Pegasus mare with a rainbow like tomboy hair and wear a white button up shirt with a black jacket over it with the same saints symbol on the side of it. She had an athletic build but did have some muscles on her with a c cup pair of breasts.

"In a minute Rainbow" the purple mare said then look at spike. "Listen the harmony row isn't safe , so I say you get out of here before it really gets out of control." she told him in a serious manner as she helped him up.

"Look he’s fine so why not let him go back to his mommy and get out of here." Rainbow said in a annoyed town, that got spike to frown in sadness remembering what happened and twilight saw this.

"Dash, I think you should drop it." Twilight said as she turned back at the dragon.

"Why, was it his house that got blown up?' Dash asked in a mocking tone as she turned towards the two, but when she saw his face. She quickly closed her mouth and looked away for a few seconds before continuing."Oh,shit...my bad."

Twilight thought for a moment, "Lets take him with us for now."

"Wait what?" she said in suprise then laughed a bit.

"Your joking right?" she ask but saw twilight gave her a look then she sighed

"Oh, for Celestia's bucking sakes." Dash groaned as she pulled out a pistol from her saddlebag and then looked out to see if any pony was coming.

After not seeing anyone coming, she motioned for Twilight to follow and then the three ran down the street for a few feet until they reached another alleyway and when they turned into it, it had a classic purple mustang was waiting for them. Twilight quickly help Spike into the back and went to the passenger seat.

Dash hopped into the front and Once they were all buckled up, Dash hit the gas and peeled out of the alleyway. She then quickly turned and took off down one of the streets and then took another quick turn down another street, leaving the whole place behind them.

After about half an hour of turning and trying to confused any pony that might be following them, the trio had finally arrived at their destination, an old, run down castle that sat in the center of the south side of town. After parking, Dash and Twilight exited the car and let Spike out. He look at the castle and it remind him about the big city canterlot he saw over the hill from the city.
Then Twilight got rid his tension with apat on the back.

"Come on, we're give you the tour later." Twilight said as she and Dash turned and headed off into the castle. After a few seconds, Spike quickly followed them and as he entered, he was met by a large ceiling, crumbling walls, and a broken throne in the main, large room.

"Wow, this place is a shit hole." Spike said as he looked around.

"Well, sorry. Maybe we could use your place." Dash mocked again, gaining a glare from both Twilight and Spike.

"We just found this place a few weeks ago and we haven't had time to fix it up. Twilight said as she offered Spike a seat at a ratty couch in the middle of the throne room, and when he did, Twilight continued.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle a old student of Celestia's Highschool for Gifted Unicorns and top students but I dropped out because the gangs corrupted the students and teachers and that's not all when I saw the city it was chaos, gangs, thugs, and scum stealing, destroying and killing the innocent whenever they please so I had enough and decided to make a gang of my own but no one is brave enough to fight against the gangs with me, until I found Dash here." she pointed to Dash who was laying on the couch

She smirks as she leaned back, "Well I was just a normal chick who grow up here in Ponyville after my dad lost his job in Cloudsdale and I tell you it was a bitch living here thugs trying to steal your money, druggys flashing at you, even fuckers try to rape you in an alley so I decided to run with the Blitzers, that's how I'm the best flier, fighter, shooter and bad asser, I even made friends with the leader until one day really opened my eyes. This kid almost looked like me when I was young, and stole some of the racers car parts and I managed to catch her but when I heard her story she was only trying to get more money for her sick mom. At first I didn't believe her but she showed her phone to me and I let her go and said she got away, but a new recruit, Lighting Dust caught her and the leader told her to kill her. I tried to talk them out of it but nothing got to them. That’s when I used a knife on lighting giving a scar on her eye and rescued the kid and escaped. We began living on the streets for a while, then this egghead found us." she smiled and leaned back in the chair.

"That’s right," Twilight said as she looked at Spike, "and ever since we have been trying to get people to join us but they always say that we’re crazy or we will only end up like the other gangs. We know where to fight, we just can't get a foot out the door." Spike thought for a bit then looked at Twilight with a serious look

"We’ll I’ll join you." They look at him with confusion.

"What now?" Dash asks, she thought he was kidding.

"Yea I'll join you and together we're get started on forming our own gang." Spike said in an excited tone and looked at the mares to see what they thought, and was shocked when Twilight gave him a look.

"Look Spike, I am really sorry you lost your mother early but you’re not really the gang type." Twilight tried to explain as nicely as she could, but Spike was not hearing none of it.

"No, I don't care. I'll join and..." Spike was suddenly cut off by a punch from Dash, which sent him stumble to the coach and trip onto the ground.

"Damn little squirt. You think this is a game? You could die." Dash yelled at the top of her lungs as she rubbed her hoof she used to punch him.

"Dash, that was a little harsh on the guy." Twilight said with a concern look, but that vanished as Spike stood up from behind the couch with a bruised cheek, a shiner on his left eyes, and blood running down from his nose. But what caught Twilight's and Dash's attention was the look in his eyes. One of pure hate.

"I don't care what they do to me. I just want, no, NEED to make sure each and every one of them suffers for hurting the innocent." Spike said with a look on his face that frightened the two mares, and he freaked them out by licking the blood that was running down his face. After a few minutes, Twilight got a wicked smile on her face as she stood up and then she spoke.

"Alright, we'll start training you tomorrow." she said as she offer her hoof to Spike, which he took and shook.

After a few hours, Spike was soundly asleep on the couch with a blanket draped over him. Rainbow also slept on a lounge chair snoring lightly, the only pony up was Twilight, who was looking at a book with Dragons then looked at a Picture frame of her family when they were younger. Her mother a unicorn mare that looked like her except she was white and royal purple and had a nice white dressed holding her when she was little, next her was a blue stallion with dark blue hair and a black button up shirt and dark blue jeans below him was a white stallion with 2 shades of blue spiky hair, light and dark and he wore a gray shirt and sandy shorts.

"Don't worry, Mom, Dad, I’m going to make them all pay for what they did." she said to the picture then turned off the light.

Author's Note

Hello every brony and pegasister i'm lance blazer and this is the first chapter for the Saint's Row fic called Saint's Row: Spike's Journey. Now, it will be a little different from the game, but I'll do my best to keep the integrity to the story. Now here is what you need to know about the gangs.

Protagonist's

The Harmony Saint's: A Newly formed gang with Twilight Sparkle as leader and founder with Rainbow Dash as her enforce. They are trying to form a group to help protect others in the neighborhood from the other gangs. Their main color is purple and their symbol is the saints symbol

Antagonist's

The GemBuster: A muscle bond rulers of the east side. Lead by the powerful fancy paints and followed by his top sells men, The Flim Flam Brothers and head of supplies, sapphire shores. Together, They take over the economy and bankrupt and blackmail unlucky people and they pay city hall to stay off their back. They even control the entertainment pulls. they rule over the west side of ponyville. Their main color is yellow and symbol is a large hammer.

The Westside Blitzers Are a fast and slick gang of Griffons and Pegasuses. Lead by the ruthless Gilda and her two top lieutenants, Lightning Dust and rumble, the gang rules over the East side of ponyville and run the Underground Racing circuit and dabble in a little drugs and blackmail high ranking officials. Their main color is blue and their symbol are a pair of black wings in an x shape.

The Mistics: They are gang made up of almost all Unicorns and diamond dogs. Lead by the sleek and cunning Prince Blueblood, his new girlfriend Trixie, their literally attack dog rover and his pack of diamond as security and finally rover's slave and incomer fler da lies. They have taken over the northern part of ponyville and have dabbled in all crime, but mainly focused on prostitution, slavery, and brothels. Their color is red and their symbol is a single eye.

Now, the for the warnings. This is rated M for, Blood, Violence, Crime, a lot of Swearing, Murder, Sexual Content, and Rainbow Dash acting like Johnny Gat, which if you know who he is, you'll know that means all of the other warnings times ten. this is my first story so ill do my best

update: i like to say thanks to spikeyD for editing this he is big help

training day/new gang in town (edited)

It was the next day in Harmony Row. Ponies just starting to wake up, while the gang starts getting to work themselves. At the castle Spike was in a large room in the basement of the castle, and inside was a large room full of exercise equipment. He was wearing a white sleeveless shirt and blue workout pants with a with strip on the side.

Ahead of him was Rainbow in a custom boxing outfit that had a purple side and a gold with it, and had a lighting bolt in the middle of her sports top that hugged her average chest.

Twilight was sitting out of the ring reading a book that had a red cover and gilded spine on it. She has been reading the book ever since Spike started his training and she has been up to something only she knows that will help them win the fight. 'I hope I'm right about this and you Spike.' She thought to herself as she look at her friends.

"Wow, how did you guys get all this?" Spike asked as he looked around at all the weights and punching bags.

"A few of my old friends owned a gym that was forced to close, so we took the stuff to train and workout." Dash explained as she headed right for a wrestling mat, she then turned towards Spike and smiled as she motioned for him to come to her. As he walked over to her, Twilight stood a few feet away as she watched the two face each other and then she decided to speak.

"Alright, Spike. First we need to see how good a fighter you are now." Twilight aid as she sat down and hit a nearby bell.

"Wait what?" Spike questioned and was suddenly answered when one of Dash's fist punched him right in the jaw sending him backwards a little. As he tried to get his ground, two more punches made contact with his chest and gut, and as he fell forward, Dash swung an uppercut and got him just under his chin. This made Spike fly a few feet and land hard on the concrete floor.

"Dash." Twilight yelled as she looked at her fellow mare, who was rubbing her hoof after making contact with Spike's jaw.

"What? You said we needed to test his fighting skills." Dash said with a smile as Twilight ran over to Spike and looked him over, seeing that he was out cold.

"'Sign' I guess we can continue later." Twilight said as she used her magic to pull Spike away from the equipment and to the side.

For the next week Spike had been training under Rainbow’s watch who didn’t show any mercy with him and got Twilight worried but in a surprise Spike was getting better as he learned boxing, some Jiu-Jitsu takedown, submission and Muay Thai strikes. And by a month he was ready to fire his first of many guns.

Rainbow, Twilight, and Spike were standing in front of a firing range. As Spike looked out at the cans, neatly placed in a pyramids, he saw Dash pull out a revolver out of her saddle back, spin it around in a circle, and then fired all six rounds at the can pyramid, hitting all six one by one.

"Wow." was all Spike could say as he watched her blow the smoke coming from a barrel away. She then spun it around, and then she reloaded the gun. Once it was reloaded, she looked at him and then tossed it to him, which he fumbled a little until he got a grip of it.

"Now you take a shot." Dash said as she stood back and lit a cigarette. Spike gulped as he aimed the gun towards the cans, he then pulled back the hammer, and then pulled the trigger. The bullet flow forward, past the cans, hit the wall, and then it flew past him and cut Dash's cigarette in half. Dash, Spike, and Twilight, who was standing on the other side of the room, all stood in shock as what had just happened sank in.

"O-okay. That's enough gun training for today." Twilight said and the others just nod as they were to shock to talk.

As the days turn into months Spike started to change. He pushed himself to the limit and didn’t back down. The more he did the more Dash and Twi were impressed by his rise of determination, especially Twilight. She had keeped looking at the book she found and start to write things in it as she saw Spike train and fight and smile as she saw her plan working.

“Just a little more in him and his blood rage will be released” she said as she looked at the book full of old dragon language and text.

(2 years later)
"Ha, yay." yelled a 21 year old dragon as he threw a punch towards Dash, who ducked it, and then threw one of her own. But this time, Spike grabbed the hoof in mid air, twisted it, and pulled it behind Dash. As she yelled in pain, he turned himself to the side and threw her over his head. Dash flew a few feet and landed a few feet away, and as she skidded, Spike pulled out a pistol, aimed it, and fired all six shoot at a pyramid of cans, hitting each one by one and they all fell onto Dash as she arrived at the box they were place on.

"How was that?" Spike asked with a cocky smile on his face as Dash stood up, turned to him, and gave him a big smile on her face.

"Yeah, not bad lizard boy." Dash said with a smile as she walked up to him.

"Yes, very good Spike." said as voice from the other side of the gym, and they both looked over to see Twilight standing there with a smile on her face as she continued, "Now, you two please follow me and we can get started." And with that, Spike and Dash headed upstairs with her.

The two followed after Twilight as she lead them to one of the back rooms of the castle, and once they entered the room she lead them too, they saw pictures of some Gem Busters, Mean Blitzers, and Mystics, along with a mapped area of the city and their respected turf.

"Wow, you were busy." Spike said with a smile as he looked around the room.

"Yeah, I used some intel I got from some moles in each group to learn what they have planned." Twilight explained as she pointed to each the groups.

"And what do we do with these, 'plans.'?" Dash asked as she lit a cigarette.

"Simple, as you can see." Twilight stopped to point out on the board in front of them, and as thee nodded, she continued, "The south side is still up for grabs. So, you two will disrupted what they do today and we can gain notice as a power."

"So, what do we do?" Spike asked as he was not sure where to start, but he just wanted to start.

"First, the Busters have a truck coming in for their daily payday from the stores they own coming in through their underground tunnels. So, kill them and bring back the goods. And then the Blitzers have planned a big race and have a lot of money on it. So, kill all the racers before they could start. And then, the Mystics have an orgy party at a new brothel they built. I want you to kill the manager and take the building for us." Twilight explained her plan for them to do.

"Wait, what are we going to do with the ho's?" Dash asked as she was not sure what Twilight really had planned.

"Simple, we're giving them to him." Twilight said as she pointed towards the door and in walked a middle aged stallion with a yellow coat, orange mane, a carrot cake cutie mark, and a long cane he walked with. Behind him was a middle aged, slightly overweight mare with a blue, a pink mane, a cupcakes cutie mark, and a slutty black dress on her.

"Who the hell are you?" Dash asked as she was not sure if he could be trusted.

"Hey, what's up? Mr. Cake here. Best Pimp in Ponyville and this is my main squeeze, Mrs. Cake." the stallion said as he offered his hoof to Dash, who shook and then offered it to Spike. As he shook his hoof, Spike notice Mrs. Cake smiling at him and licking her lips, making him have a goofy smile on his face.

"Umm, are you sure about this Twilight?" Dash asked as she gave her a confused look on her face.

"Yes, Mr. Cake was one of the best pimps in the city, until the Mystics took all his clients, then hos, and almost killed him." Twilight explained as she let him sit across from her.

"Yeah, that ass-hole kicked me out and left me with no ho's except for Mrs. Cake." Mr. Cake said as he looked behind him and smiled at his wife/ho. He then turned back to Twilight as he added, "So, we came down here and start a cupcake shop. But, I still want to be in the game so me and Twilight made a deal."

"We get him some of the Mystics ho's, and we get 50% of their sales." Twilight explained as she offered Carrot a drink, but he didn't take it.

"Oh, alright. Let's head out Spike, Spike?" Dash quickly looked around and did not see Spike anywhere, and it was then that the trio also saw that Cupcake was not there either.

"I don't know why you couldn't at least let me get a blowjob?" Spike asked in an annoyed tone while he loaded his shotgun as Dash dove down the road.

"Because we need to focus on what Twilight told us to do, and not on getting your dick into some poontang." Dash said as she took a drag from her cigarette as they continued on their way.

"Oh, come on. I haven’t gotten laid at all in my whole life." Spike whined as he potted as he looked out the window.

"Relax, once we get these jobs done. Carrot agreed for you to get your choice for a personal slut all for yourself." Dash said with a smile as she quickly turned the car and allowed it to skid to a stop. Once it stopped, they both got out and then began to dig in the trunk of their car.

"I know, but still. I'm twenty one and I think I can get some if I want it." Spike said as he pulled out a tommy gun and began to check it out.

"Focus on the job at hand." Dash said with a smile as she pulled out two AK-47's, once the two were armored, they headed off into a spot said the goons collect their money. "Alright, the collectors should be on their way any minutes, get in place and wait for the signal." Dash said as she cocked her guns and lifted them up with a smile on her face.

"Yeah, I'm on it." Spike said as he took off towards the west as Dash waited for the car

Soon a golden truck pulled up and three ponies went in the store to get the owner's protection money and some of them took his stores food with them but when the driver open the money box in his truck he was shot in the head and fell on the horn and when the other two saw this Spike shot at them. He got one in the heart the other one with a hot dog in his mouth scrambled and hid behind a trash can but was shot by Dash.

They talk to the store owner to have him pay them which he agreed and have him tell that the Saints were freeing the city

On the west side of town, a bunch of Pegasus were getting ready for the race as a bunch more were sitting, cheering for their racer, and the placing bets on who will win the race.

"I'm going to smoke you." a pink hair Pegasus smiled as she got in the face of another yellow maned Pegasus.

“Bring it bitch." the yellow mane said back to the other one.

"Alright, racers, get to your starting places." the announcer said with a smile as he watched the racers get in the air and set themselves into two lines of ten. As they were getting ready, at the stans. Dash sat with the fans looking at the racers.

"So, are you ready?" Dash said in a ear piece as she watch from the stands.

"Yeah, let's do this." Spike said as he was on a tower a few yard away from the race got his hunting rifle’s scope on the racer’s heads “race cancelled by a high chance of bullet storms” he joked as he got his sit ready.

"Alright, ponies. On your mark, set...Go!" he yelled, but as he did, a shot went off and all ten racers each with a bullet hole in their heads fall dead on the ground. As the Pegasus screamed in horror and shock, some tried to run from the scene, but others wanted their bits back. As the chaos started, Dash and Spike smiled as they took off for their next job.

At an old factory a group of ponies were at a party full of mares and other female species entertaining the guest by their own will or by force. As one unicorn mare with pink silky hair and a light purple coat dressed in a belly dancer dress dance for a big diamond dog who was the boss of the place, but the dog look bored, “Oh come on you bitch, you can do better then that.” he said as he gripped her flank hard to which she slapped him in the hand, and everyone froze at that, while the dog looked pissed.

“You fucking bitch!” he races his clawed paw and was about to strike the mare who flinched in fear but she never felt it and opened her eyes to see a dragon with a sawed off double barrel shotgun pointing at his dick.

“You know a man is never a man when he hits a lady, so you won’t be needing this” he said and shot the dogs crotch , causing everyone to start to run out of the building as guards pulled out their guns and fired at Spike only for him to use the dog as a meat shield.He proceeded to take out the guards one by one. Suddenly a unicorn burst out of a door with a shot to the head and Rainbow came out with the deed to the place.

“Glad we made a deal sir.” she said to the body. Later they gave the deed to Mr. Carrot ,and he thanked them and promised to get some good money for them and give the good word about the Saints. As they were going to head back to Twi the mare from before walked to Spike.

“Thank you for saving me from that beast good sir”

“Hey, it’s no problem” he chuckled then got a kissed to the lips by the mare which made him blush.

“Good luck getting the city back Spike, and when you're free, come on by and see me anytime you want” she said that in a lustful voice, and gave a spin and walked back shaking her hips to which Spike stared at for a while.

“Come on lady killer” Dash said as she pulled Spike into the car and drove off back to the castle ,but failed to see a cop car in the alleyway.

“Looks like we got another gang coming up, call the chief” the officer said as the officer on the other end called the chief of police.

Author's Note

Speciale thanks to spikeyD for editing

The cowgirl

It's been a week since the Harmony Saint's had taken the South side of Ponyville, and they start to get some followers thanks to that but only a small amount. Spike and Twilight were in the main lobby watching Dash beat the shit out of the new recruits for the 'initiation', so as to toughened them up.

"Good work Spike we got a cash flow going and some ground now, but we need more help if we are going to take down the gangs," Twilight said as she looked at Spike. He had gained some muscle, and his skills had so far improved since he joined her crew, and she was impressed, but she still had a lot of things for him to do to help her with her goal.

"Got any ideas Twi?" Spike said with a little interest and excitement, since he loves to fuck up the gang's plans and watch them fall. He was starting to sound a lot like Dash but that wasn't so bad, at least he thought so.

"I'll show you, Dash I want you to hear this too." She shouted at Dash. Dash then stops punching the earth pony stallion. As she got up,she looked at a unicorn stallion with a purple hat on.

"Your next." She said as she walked away to Twilight and Spike to another room with them.

"Um, what?" The stallion asks in confusion. He was then punched in the face by a Pegasus mare with extreme force, surprising the recruits, and causing them to fear this Pegasus just a little.
Twilight opened a door to a room full of old books and furniture that made it look like an office, even if was old, it was one of the places not wrecked in the Castle and at a corner, there was a map of the city and three pictures of three mares.

"From the Intel I collected from moles of each gang, there are three mares that try to fight the gangs." Twilight said as she went up to the board and pointed to an earth pony mare with tan coat, ponytail mane, and a cowboy hat , "This is Applejack, she and her family were Apple farmers and made the best hard Apple cider in the city."

"Aww sweet sweet Apple cider~." Rainbow drooled as she heard the word which caused Spike to raise an eyebrow towards Twilight in question.

"She likes cider, anyways her family was doing great until the Gembusters top selling pony's Flim and Flam tricked them into selling the recipe to them and stole the name for themselves. Now the Apples are forced to make the cider for them without pay and if they refuse they will be kicked out of their home."

"Man that sucks." Spike said feeling bad for the farm girl and her family being forced to make their drink for people without pay or get kicked out

"So what's the plan Twi I mean we can't simply go up and say 'Hey we're the Saints and we're here to steal your shit' "

"Actually, you will be doing this job alone, Spike. Rainbow and I need to watch the base and keep recruiting, but I'm sure you can handle it with ease."

"What! Why does he get all the fun?" Dash said in disappointment as she sat in the chair with a huff.

"Maybe next time Dash." Spike said, thinking to himself. 'A mission by myself I had known this would happen but whoa am I nervous, hope the training pays off'.

"Yes well here is the plan, a convoy of Gembusters is going to the farm in an hour to collect the next batch of apple cider they made, you'll kill the leader and the convoy until other Saints can come help lock down the place, then we can move to the next plan." Twilight explained folding up her pointer.

"Sounds simple , but are you sure it's a good idea to get take the Gembuster's best money maker? I know we are taking their stuff but won't they try to take it back?" Spike asked as he looked at the area on the board.

"Don't worry Spike, I got someone that can help with that just focus on taking care of the convoy and keeping Applejack alive."

"You got it Twi." He got up and went in his car before driving off while Twilight and Dash watch him ride off.

"You sure it was a good idea sending him against all those guys by himself Twi?" Rainbow questions in concern. "It may be much for him."

"Don't worry Rainbow, he can handle them himself, after all, he needs to learn to defend himself if we want to win this fight," she said as she watches him drive off. 'I just hope my gut is right about him.' She thinks still holding the red book with a dragon on it.

Spike drove for a while looking at the city. Ponyville was filled with trash, bumps, hookers and bodies which made Spike feel sad and angry simultaneously "Twilight was right. This place is going to hell." he said as he thinks on the night were his adopted mom died from that shoot out. "Don't worry mom, I'll make them pay for what they did, for you, and for this city ."
Soon he pull up to a gate that had an iron sign on top saying "Sweet Apple Acres" on it and a farm house on the hill. "Looks like I'm walking." He got out and walked through the apple trees seeing all the foot like marks on the trees and rotten apples everywhere. "This place has definitely seen better days."

"I told y'all for the hundredth bucking time you greedy varmints, we can't make any more cider! Can't y'all understand that?!" he heard a voice scream close to the barn, and noticed it had a strong southern accent. Spike got closer and over the top of a bush he saw a group of ponies in yellow clothing with guns. In front of them was a woman with an orange coat and long blond ponytail with red bands holding it and a cowboy hat.
She wore a brown coat and under it was a purple neck scarf covering and holding her D size breast. She wore blue leather shorts that showed off her nice and strong legs, and also some cowboy shoes.

"You know the rules, make the order or get out." the leader said in a mocking tone as he looked over her great body giving her a weird look on his face as he added, "I'm guessing with a business like this, you don't have much going on up here." He then poked her for forehead and this angered Applejack.

"Ya bastard!" Applejack yelled as she pulled her fist back and tried to punch him in the face, but one of the others grabbed her arm and pulled it back as the leader just chuckled and snapped his fingers. This made three of his men walk up to Applejack and the one holding her arm punched her in the gut. This knocked the wind out of her and she fell to her knees, as the man began to punch and kick her hard.

"You stupid bitch, thought you could lay a hand on me?" he asked her in a mocking tone as he watched his men beating on the helpless girl. Seeing this was enraging Spike, as he was about to step in, when a voice called out of nowhere.

"STOP, LEAVE MAH SIS ALONE!" Everyone looked over and saw a young 16 teen-year-old girl running towards them. She had light yellow skin tone with red hair, a matching bow, and was wearing a yellow t-shirt, denim overalls, and sneakers. Seeing her made the leader smirk as he snapped his fingers and his men moved away from Applejack as the young girl ran up to her until the leader grabbed her by the hair. "Let's see how you feel if more than just your farm is on the line." the leader said in a mocking tone as he pulled out a pistol and aimed it at the screaming girl's head.

"Wait, please don't hurt 'er," Applejack yelled out loud as she reached out to her sister, but the leader pulled her back from her. She was then held by two of his men as she watched him smile darkly.

"You know what, I think you need to learn your lesson for talking back to me." the leader said as he pulled the safety off of his pistol and looked at Applejack in the eye as he began to pull the trigger and a gunshot was heard through our the orchard. The leader yelled in pain as he let go of his gun and the girl, and as he looked at his hand, to his shock, his hand was bleeding and gashed, seeming to have been shot.
Soon two more shots came out and hit the guards that were holding applejack down by the head. Applejack took this chance by charging at the leader and giving him a buck kick to the chest, sending him flying to one of the cars, and denting the door. Applejack looked at her sister on the ground, still scared and picked her up, "Apple bloom, run in the house and hide!" She told her as she picks her up.

"but Appl-" the young teen try to protest, but soon after shots fired from the Gembusters. Applejack pulled her behind some barrels of cider for cover.

"Damn, it Apple bloom! Don't argue with me, I'm not losing you, now GO!" she shouts. As she looks at her sister who has tears in her eyes, then nods and runs off to the door shutting it. Now Applejack was up against all the convoy by herself. She looks around for a weapon, then saw the dead guard near her and his revolver in the back of his pants. Applejack reached for it and grabbed it, almost getting shot in the arm. She then checked the cylinder and saw 6 bullets in it. "It'll have to do." She said as she loaded up the gun and started to shoot at the gang. She mostly hit the car the gang use as cover and her cover was almost gone.

"Heads up!" She heard a voice, and more shots were fired as she saw some stallions get hit. She looked around to see a purple and green dragon ran to the barrels. "You good?" he asks as the gang fired back at them.
"Who in the hay are you?"

"Just a Drake that doesn't want a hot mare like you turning into swiss cheese." Applejack blushed at the compliment but was pulled out of the thought when more shooting went off. "Look we'll have to do introductions after we deal with this." He said as he rushed in and slid in the trunk of one of the cars, kicking a Pegasus stallion in the face then proceeding to stomp on his face, cracking his skull.

"What are you bucking idiots doing! Just kill them!" The leader demanded, seeing applejack grab a shotgun and swing the end at a unicorn hitting him in the face, then shooting him while he was on the ground, finally looking at the leader with hatred in her eyes.
As the leader ran to his car, the remainder of the Gembusters tried to shoot Applejack and Spike from behind a truck.

"This is not good" Spike said as he ducked for cover

"No shit it isn't" Applejack said holding her hat, and as the Gems move closer there was a loud shot and one of their head had a large hole in it, as he fell to the ground dead, and as that happened more shots fired at the Gems.

"Hey you guys order a can of whoop ass?" said a voice in a purple car rolling up on the road, and some purple trucks appearing with it.
Soon after the doors opened and ponies with purple clothing appear with AKs, Uzis and other small auto weapons, and in front of them was a rainbow hair girl with sunglasses and and a Saint jacket.
"About damn time you got here Dash."

"What, no 'thanks for saving my ass from them Dash?'"
Before Spike said anything else they saw a gold sports car drive off "Ha! See you buck faces later!" the leader shouted before driving off.

"Come on, We can't let him get away!" AJ said as she ran to one of the Gems cars and pull the dead driver out "You coming or what?"
Spike smirked and got in the shotgun seat and drove off after the leader.

"So who are you and why did you save me?" AJ ask as she drove after the stallion.

"Names Spike, member of the Harmony Saints." Spike said as he reloaded his pistol.

"So what? You just come to destroy my farm so the Gems don't get their stuff?"

"What? No. Why would you think that? We wanna help you."

"Help? Never heard that from a gangster"

"Look, we want to help the people in this town, not hurt them, so when I tell you we are the good guys, we are the good guys"
AJ looked at him for a sec then back at the road with a smirk. "You know I can tell a bull-shitter when I can see one, and trust me you ain't one."

"Why, is it my charm or good looks?"

"Don't make my kick your scaly ass out of this car."

As the chase went on, the leader tried to make accidents to slow them down, but the cowgirl just pass the obsticals with ease
Soon Spike had a shot, and shot the back tire of the car, making it crash into a wall. As they stoped, they saw the leader crawl out all bloody and hurt. AJ was the first to get out and walk to the injured stallion and pick him up by the collar.

"How does it feel to be the bitch now huh?" she said with hate and punched him in the ribs causing him to fall back to his car.

"Go on, kill me you useless mare, but it be a damn shame I won't watch my boss makes you watch as he burns your farm down with your family in it"

Apple jack was about to shoot but a purple claw stopped her.
"No Apple jack, let him tell his boss and let him deal with the little shit, lot better then just killing him" Spike said as he watched Applejack growl then put the gun down, and walk back to the car. Before Spike could walk away, he heard the stallion chuckle "You think you can beat them? The'll tear your little gang apart before you can even touch them.

"We took Sweet Apple Acres from you guys, what does that tell you." Spike walked back to the car and drove off, while unknowingly, a tall mare watched the scene from a roof top, wearing a clock covering her face and a Phoenix on her shoulder. "This may be more entertaining then expected" she said as she walked off, letting her Phoenix fly off.

Author's Note

hello bronys and pagasisters
sorry for the long wait im in job cor for a couple monthes and i been working really hard to make this story good and try not to copy everything also a tradity happen too my dad past away on november but im ok now still sad but ill do all i can to keep this story up so stay tuned.
-lance blazer17

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the party mare of ponyville

Spike, Applejack, and Rainbow were sitting in Twilight's office discussing their new plan. It had been a few days since the fight at sweet apple Acres and the Harmony saints secured it. Applejack thanked Spike for saving her family from the gem busters she agreed to help them get rid of the yellow lunatics and help Spike know their weaknesses but for now, Spike had to find more members

“Nice work Spike. With your help with Applejack here we can focus on the gem Buster's cash flow. Now we need help to take on the Blitzers.” Twilight said as she points to the next picture of a pink mare with a black fedora and a blue hoodie on the map on the east side of Ponyville. “This is Pinkamena Diane pie but her customers knew her as Pinkie pie: the party mare of Ponyville.”

“Oh, yea. I remember her. She throws the sickest party's at this abandoned areas all night long. But she went missing after the Blitzers took her party spots for their races.” Rainbow said kicking her feet on a desk.

“Exactly which is I want Spike to go to her and see if she can get her to help us with the Blitzers.”

“Cool so where do I meet her?” Spike asked as he got up from his set ready to kick some ass witch made rainbow proud, Applejack impressed and Twilight glad her plan was working.

“Last time I heard she was at this rock quarry at the edge of town. Do whatever she ask and see if she will join us.”

“On it Twilight.” He said as he left through the castle doors.

“Do you think he’ll be ok?” Applejack asks as she watches the teen dragon walk out.

“He’ll be fine. I train him to be a certified badass. If he can save you I know he'll help out the mare.” the rainbow pegasus said kicking back in her chair.

“I sure hope so. We need all the help we can get.” Applejack said as she looks back where the dragon left. She never thought she worries about anyone else other than her family. He did save here and little sister and she knew to trust him at this time of need. If he really can stop all of the gangs she would do anything in her power to help him and the saints out.

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As Spike drive to the location Twilight told him about he thought about all that happened. First, he was kicked out of the house by his foster mother. Next thing he knew he was helping a gang get rid of all the gangs in Ponyville to bring back peace.

He chuckled at the event happened. He was pulled out of his thoughts as he got close to the rock quarry saw a sign in front of him.

“ ‘ Welcome to the Pie’s Rock Farm. Home of the greatest materials in Ponyville.’ hmm never heard of a rock farm but hope she is here.” Spike said to himself as he walks through the gray covered grown. The area was a dark gray place that looks like a sad place to in. There were rocks everywhere. Big ones, small ones, ones in weird shapes just a lot of rocks. When Spike saw a small cabin that had a giant boulder in front of it at the end of the road. he then saw somepony on the porch.

As he got closer he saw it was a mare. She had a dark and light gray mane, she had a light gray coat, Her eyes were purple and she wore a long gray dress that hid her small yet curvy body. She was humming as she was cleaning what looks like an amethyst with a scrubber. Spike let out a cough trying to get the mare's attention which caused her to let out a cute squeak.

“Oh sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. I'm just looking for Pinkamena. Have you seen her?”
He asks the mare who only gave a

“mmmhmm.”

“So where is she?” He asks again only getting silence from the mare. Spike looked around feeling awkward at the moment. “umm is she inside?” He asks her and she nods her head.

“mmmhmm.”

“Ok, thanks miss.” He reaches for the door only for it to open and a double barrel shotgun was Pointing at his noise.

“Alright, you shitty gangster not one more step.” Said an angry mare holding the gun. She had silver bangs almost covering her lime green eyes. Her coat was darker gray than the other mare. She wore a white loose sleeveless t-shirt and dark jeans showing some of her average built body.

Spike raised his hands in the air. “Wo! Hey take it easy Missy I don't want to fight anyone.” He said as he back up from the porch. “I'm only here to talk to someone.”

“Bullshit you are. We don't want anything to do with you gangsters in this family. Now get the fuck out before I put hundreds of pellets in your ass!” She shouted as she pointed the gun at his head.

“Limestone what are you doing?” Spike heard a low voice coming from behind the trigger-happy mare. Limestone moved to reveal a mare almost taller than her in a dark blue dress staring at Spike with an emotionless face. She had a dark purple mane that almost covered her aqua colored eyes.

“Get back inside maud just another gangster scumbag wanting to take everything from us.” Limestone said still looking at the dragon with hate.

“Hay what a minute I'm not-” Spike try to say something only to get a shot near his feet making a small crater.

“Shut up! You ain't getting anything from us!” She yelled at him until she saw maud lower her gun.

“Lime stop your scaring marble,” Maud said in still a low tone but Spike could sense the command in her voice. Lime look at the mare then saw marble was trembling from the gunshot. She growled and lower set the gun down which made Spike sigh in relief.

“So why are you here?” Maud asks him staring blankly at him.

“Well, I was wondering if I can talk to Pinkie pie?” Spike asks still nervous about lime and what might set her off. He saw maud look at him up and down for a second then look at him again.

“Ok. Follow me.” She told him as she walks back inside the house. Spike looked a little confused but followed the mare will being glared by the silver mane mare. As they walked in Spike looked around the home. It looks like one of those Amish homes he heard about. The walls had many pictures of the mares he met and what look like their parents.

The father had an Amish hat on and a grey beard. His coat was light caramel brown. He wore a white button shirt with black overalls and a pickaxe in his hands.

Next to him was an old mare that almost looks like marble but had a green mane that was tightened into a bun and glasses that show her baby blue eyes. She had a white button-up shirt and a skirt that had a kilt printing on it.

“Pinkie is in this room. Be warned she can be very excited around strangers.” Maud warned him as she walks back to her other sisters but stops and turn to him. “Also watch out for her party cannon.”

Spike looked in confusion as she walked off. “Party cannon?” Spike shakes it off and turns to the door he sees a bright pink door with streamers and crayon-colored art on the door with a sign that said: “Pinkie’s room, knock first please.”. 'ok Spike time to meet your new ally’ just before he was about to knock the door open and a bunch of confetti shot at him. He just stands their confused as he heard laughing.

“Trapdoor confetti! Classic!” Said a pink coat mare with a puffy dark pink mane with a fedora on her head. She had a blue hoody and gray sweatpants that hide her light chubby body and her large rack. “So you're the saint row guy that came to talk to me in order to save the town from the Blitzers?” She said as she bounced around the now confetti covered dragon.

“Um, yea and how do you know that?” Spike asked as he knew he never met this mare before or did shy have a spy around the city.

“That's easy I heard about you on the news.” She points to her tv but as Spike look at the tv, Pinkie winked at the author. “I heard you help the Apple family with their gem buster problem so I figured you were coming to see me about the Blitzers.”

“That...um...yea.” 'how the hell can you get that in one guess?’ Spike asks himself as he looks at the pink mare thinking she can read minds. “So um...Will you help?”

“Sure!” Pinkie said with a cheer.

“Really?” Spike said in disbelief.

“But in order to help I need to get my party supplies back. I know where the Blitzers are hiding them.” Pinkie said as she walked out of her room.

“Well, it's a start.” Spike followed her and she meets up with her sisters. As she got outside she climbed the tall boulder.

“Can I have everyponies attention please!” She shouted from the high rock.

“Hey! What did I say about touching holder bolder?!” Lime shout at her pink sister as maud and marble gathered with her.

“It's just for a second sheesh.” Pinkie rolls her eyes as she clears her throat. “As you know I been changed out by the Blitzers since they take my party spots but with the help of Spike here and the Harmony saints we are going to get our town back!” The party mare cheered as marble clap her hands but got a glare from lime that made her stop.

“This is stupid. You barely got out alive and now you want to join another gang to fight for their bullshit?” Lime said then felt a hand land on her shoulder. She turns to see it belong to maud looking at her with a blank expression but she felt her being serious.

“Lime I think Pinkie should do this.” She said getting a surprised look from her and marble and a bright smile from Pinkie.

“But maud-” the grumpy mare try to protest but maud stops her.

“If Pinkie trust this guy then I trust him too. You got to trust your family more yourself.” Maud told her and lime look down making a fist as she storms back in the house.

“Wow,” Spike said watching the mare walk into the house. He turns and saw Pinkie get off of holders bolder and land beside him.

“Don't worry she’ll calm down soon. Now let go kick some racer botty!” She skips to his car. Just before he was about to follow he was stopped by the oldest sister.

“Spike, I want you to understand that Pinkie may act silly but she cares for her friends dearly so don't underestimate her.” Spike nod to her. “Also you better protect and be nice to her. She is very dear to me and I will not like seeing her hurt.” She said in an emotionless yet threatening tone.

Spike gulped but stay strong. “Don't worry maud I'll take care of everything.” And with that, he and Pinkie drove off on to their next mission.

“Um, maud are you sure it's ok for Pinkie to join a gang like that?” Marble said to her older sister still waiting by the road.

“Yes. I have a feeling that Spike and this saints gang will do great things. Besides Pinkie likes him.” She said with a smile.

“Well, he was nice... and cute.” Marble blush.

“Maybe when she knows him more Pinkie might invite use for a foursome,” Maud said bluntly as she knew marble was blushing harder.

Spike and Pinkie drove through the city. As Spike drove Pinkie turn on the radio and played 'Equestria girls’ song as she sang along with it. Spike rolls his eyes and turns it off stopping Pinkie as she was dancing to the music.

“Hey! That was my jam!” Pinkie protest to Spike.

“Well I'm driving and I don't need that song stuck in my head.”

“But we agreed I controlled the radio.”

“Not with that playing.”

“Fine.” Pinkie press search on the radio then stops at one song playing. “Wooo.”

“Now this is a song.”

Soon they start to sing the song together

As they sang, Spike sees Pinkie dancing to the song shaking her body a bit and made him blush a bit as he watches her body move witch almost made him crash until he swerved a bit but got back under control as they drive.

As they finished signing they pull up to a rundown storage unit with a large sign “Crazy Pete Storage” there where some ponies and griffin wearing blue clothing and holding small weapons like bats and uzis.

“This is the place they keep your stuff?” Spike asks looking at the makeshift base for the blue racers.

“Well after they took my party spots I had to leave my stuff so they put it here just to sell or get rid of the junk they call it. So I need you to clear out these guys and find the right unit.”

“What you don't know where it is?”

“I said I know where the place is. I didn't say where my stuff is.” she pulls out an earpiece and handed it to him. “Here will keep in touch and I'll help you out.” Pinkie said as she opens the door and steps out.

“And where are you going?” Spike asked putting the earpiece in and loading his 9 mm pistol.

“I'm going to get a ride to help pick up the stuff. Have fun in their.” She said as she went around a corner when Spike check for her she was gone.

“Something tells me that mare will drag me into something crazy one of this days,” he told himself as he went to the storage. He sneaks through an opening in the fence and hugs the wall. He takes a peak around the corner to see a pegasus and griffon in blue clothing smoking some weed and the dark saw the griffon had a bat with him. Just then there was a loud static noise in his ear making him groan but cover his mouth making sure not to make noise. Lucky for him the two smokers didn’t hear him.

“Spikey? Can you hear me?” he hear the party mares voice in his ear as he holds the button.

“Yea and whats with “Spikey”? I ain't-a dog” Spike respond trying to keep his voice down. He looks back to the corner to see the guards leaving.

“Well, I like to give my new friends nicknames so it makes them feel special. Anyway from what I remember the Blazers not only do illegal racing but sell car parts and even steal high price cars. If you can find some of this parts or find one of the jacked rids I can call some friends to help sell the stuff for the saints and even give you some set of wheels if you want.” she finished as Spike keeps to the walls trying to stay out of sight.

“That would be nice. Anything else I need to know?”

“Oh, yea another thing. From what I heard my supplies are at storage area b. Why not have a look over their.” she suggested as he heads there and as he got closer he saw a guard near a door as he looks bored then as he got close he stands next to the guard.

“Boring day hu?” he said casually to the stallion.

“Ha yea.” he chuckles a bit but before he realized who he was talking to it was too late as Spike slam his pistol against his head as he fell to the ground.

Spike look threw the door open seeing the close clear. He heads in as he looks for the area when he hears a grunt and as he ready his gun he jump around the corner to see a griffin leaning on the wall as he holds a mares head as she sucked on his member but he looks up to see him and the mare saw this as well. Spike, the Griffon, and the mare just look at each other for a few moments of silence until Spike spoke. “Can I have a turn?”

The Griffin try to grab his gun but Spike was faster as he shot him in the head getting a scream from the mare as she watches the dead griffin fall to the floor. Spike then hear footsteps coming close to him as he grabs the griffons pistole then look at the mare. “ I suggest you get out of here.”

The mare ran off as shooting starting to go off as Spike hug a corner. “Spike you ok?” he hears Pinkie in the earpiece.

“I'm ok just a little busy is all.” he leans a bit to fire some shots hitting one Blitzer stallion in the stomach “how is that “finding a truck” plan coming along?”

“Don’t worry I'm on my way just find my party items fast,” she replied as some shots rip off the edge of the wall and Spike rushes to some crats as he holds up two guns and keeps firing making the Blitzers fall back.

Spike moved in as he stays close to the corners and saw a sign “area b” with a few Blitzers guards behind cover pointing their weapons at the hallway where he was at.

“How do I get in?” he asks to himself when he saw a storage unit with a blue “b” spray painted on it. As Spike open it he saw something that made him grin. “This could work.”

The Blitzers stay on guard as they keep their guns aimed at the hallway. “The hell is this guy?” one unicorn stallion asks as he keeps his weapon trained on the hallway.

“Well, we aren't going to find out by just standing here. Slug, go check it out.” a female griffon ordered a pegasus as he went to the hall and look around. “Anything?” the griffon shouts to him

“I think he booked it” slug shout out until there was a large boom and next thing they see is slug slamming into a wall with a large hole in his chest. Soon a purple dragon came around a corner holding a pump-action shotgun.

“I'm looking for the party mare of Ponyville’s stuff have you seen it?” he ask the surprised looking guards but the only answer was one mare pointing her Uzi at him.

“Fuck you lizard!” she shouts at him as she unloads her clip just before Spike went to cover and the others fire at the dragon as well. When one Blitzer was reloading Spike lean over his cover and fire at him taking half of his head off. The dragon them move to the next cover and shot again getting one Blitzer in the arm.

“Flank him you dip shits!” the female griffin ordered as the uzi mare and a male griffin go to the side of Spike and as the Griffin was about to shoot Spike kick him into the wall and hold him against his body using him as a human shield.

“Wait!” the griffon try to stop his comrades but the mare and griffin open fire shooting him to pieces hoping to hit Spike. The uzi mare was reloading and that was Spikes chance soon he kicks the dead griffin at her and when she got him off her Spike slam the butt of his shotgun against her face knocking her out. He then looks at the griffon who was about to shot him but her gun clicked showing it was out of bullets.

Spike then grab the Griffin by the neck and hold the shotgun up to her chin “ I don’t like hurting chicks but ill make it easy on you if you tell me where the party mare’s locker is.”

“I ain't telling you shit dragon.” the griffon grunted as she struggled to break free but Spike’s grip didn’t break.

“Did you know I can breathe fire? I wonder how a roasted griffin taste like?” he gives a puff of his flame and that made the female griffin crack.

“Fine. its storage b-12 code 3824,” she said in defeat and close her eyes thinking she was going to be chicken dinner but she felt some lips peck her beak as her eyes widen with surprise and a blush.

“You know you could always join the harmony saints. I think purple would look good on you.” Spike said with a grin as he let go of the Griffin and set off to the locker. As he gets them he sees the storage unit and opens it up. As he had a look inside their was much party items in it. Speakers, glow sticks, records, and noisemakers. “Guess she really can make a party,” he said as he presses his earpiece.

“Pinkie, its Spike. I found the supplies.”

“Great job Spike. Just hang their ill be right over.” as she said that Spike start to hear cars as they stop at the far side of the storage units and as they see Spike they get out and start to shot at him. Spike jumps to a corner and tries to shoot back.

“Pikie theirs Blitzers everywhere! I can’t handle them all!” Spike shouted as he hid from the bullets that were riping his cover to pieces.

“Quick! use my party cannon!”

“Your what?”

“My party cannon! it's in the unit I'll help you!” as she said that Spike saw a mini size blue cannon with pink wheels.

“Oh fuck it !” Spike shout as he rushes to the storage unit and grab the cannon and saw a string on it. He aims it at the cars and pulled it soon a large boom goes off and the car was hit by a stale cake hard as a rock making the car and the Blitzers around it pushed back by the blast.

Spike grinned as he pulled the string again and another solid stale cake launches at a Blitzer hitting him in the chest and rocking him into a wall making his chest collapse. As Spike keep firing the cannon the Blitzers forces where getting wiped out as the stone cakes crushed skulls, cars, and buildings.

Finally, the remanding Blitzers retreated and as they did Pinkie came around a corner with a truck and a few harmony saints riding in the back. As she stops the Saints got out of the truck and head to the storage unit to collect the stuff and Pinkie skip to Spike.

“Wow, Spike they said you were a badass dragon but never thought you'd be this cool.” Pinkie said as she looks around at the destruction as Spike smiled at that.

“Well, you got to thank rainbow that when you meet her.” then he looked at the cannon “what kind cannon shoots stale cakes?”

“Oh, that's easy. After I was chased off that cannon still had cakes in it I guess they didn’t take them out for a while. You know you can have it if you want I can always make a new one.”
‘Hu, a cannon that shoots stone hard cake that can destroy a car...why not.’ he thought to himself. “Thanks. So does this mean you're going to join?”

“Yesss indeedy. I'm guessing working with you guys will be fun and with my help, we'll make sure Ponyville will have fun again!” she jumps in the air making Spike smile.

“Glad to have you aboard Pinkie.” Spike smiled at the mare. Unknown to them someone watches them from afar in a car.

“Oh Spike, why did it have to be you out of all the gangs I have to spy on,” said the person as she turns her keys to the car on with a little bunny toy hanging off the keys. As the car starts the person drives off to tell her reports.

Author's Note

(sorry for the long wait i just off job corp and looking for a job but ill try to keep this going)