When we arrived in Equestria it could have better than waking up face in the ground....
Wait I need to introduce myself and the others!,(Good job DickHead!)
Hi my name is Jack and I was just a normal guy who happened to win the lottery and bought a mansion and yacht with some of the money, and is a pro gamer in my favorite game, Endless Legend, and one day I decided to have a private match with my girlfriend, Emily, her daughter, Chassidy, and my son, Eric. The match lasted at least 25 minutes after I won with my favorite faction, the Drakken, while I was basking in all the glory Eric was raging in the mic, "BULLSHIT I CALL HAX!!!!!!" he yells at the top of his lungs while the girls are heard laughing at him raging.
"Calm down Eric it's just a game.", Chassidy said in her mic as soon as my game froze.
"Hey my game froze!"
"Same here!"
"W.T.F!"
"English Eric!"
And as soon as that was said my computer screen became bright enough to blind me, "What the HELL!?!?" was all I said before I blacked out.
Location: Unknown.
I awoke god knows how many hours to smell something awful until I realized I'm a lot taller than I thought. I soon look down to see that I am a two legged lizard with some kind of armor on. But I soon found out that I am not a lizard but my Drakken hero when I noticed a tier 1 titanium claymore on the ground in front of me as well as a spear-like trident with it.
As I was putting both weapons away I heard something moving towards me. I soon grab my trident and point it at the direction the noise came from only to see 4 Drakkenlings in strange armor like mine, the pair on the left had armor that looked to be a combination of modern times with medieval times and the other pair on the right had armor that was hand made out of titanium. But what I soon realized is that the pair on the left where holding guns with shields while the pair on the right had either a spear or sword in one hand and a flintlock in the other or on their back and/or had multiple flintlock pistols strapped to their chest.
"Who Are You?!?!?" I said with a little bit of venom and fear in my voice.
"Wait Dad?" one of them said at me with Eric's voice.
"Eric? What the Hell???"
"Jack what happened to you???" said another one of the Drakkenling's in Emily's voice.
"I should say the same to you!" I yelled pointing a finger at the others until I remembered that there's 4 of them.
"And who the hell is this guy?!?!?"
"Oh this is my ex-husband who decided to Steal from me while we weren't looking and somehow ended up with us." Emily said as the Drakken in question put his hands up in defense.
"Well I guess I should introduce myself, names Conner, mate." said the same Drakken as he puts his hand out for a welcoming handshake which I return nicely as possible trying not to impel him into a tree.
"So where are we anyway??" Conner said while looking at the flintlock musket that was strapped to his back.
"Looks like the Everfree to me." Emily said while also looking her flintlock pistol with a long bayonet attached to it.
"The what now?" I said confused.
"It's from a TV show Chassidy watched when she was little." Conner said while he was looking at the spear he had in his left hand.
"It was called My Little Pony and I think It's still ongoing." Chassidy said while looking at the gun she had in her right hand.
"Hey Chass you know how to use your gun cause for some reason I do?" Eric said while checking the clip for his gun and looking at the bayonet attachment.
"Same here!" Conner said.
"Me too!"
"Same!"
"Everyone Calm Down!!" I said in an angry tone while slamming the trident down with the blades pointing up.
That is when the trident starts to glow and project a map of the entire planet as well as the countries it has. But it also shows where we are by showing a red blinking dot in the middle of the forest.
But what was unknown to us was that we were being watched by a purple and green lizard.
Spike
Location: Everfree Forest.
Rank: Soldier
I was patrolling the Everfree so that Ember, the Dragon lord and my best friend, will arrive at the castle without any fear of bandits attacking her when she least expect it. I was wearing the royal dragon armor and had my bow with me when the ringtone on my phone(which Twilight got me the last time she visited Canterlot high) went off while I was taking a short break.
Hello?
Hey Spike I'm calling to see if you'll be back for dinner when you're done playing in the Everfree.
Twilight I'm not playing I'm scouting and I think I might make it in time for dinner so see you till then bye.
Bye Spike.
When I hung up I saw a bright light coming from a few yards away from where I was, so I decided to investigate. What I saw were dragons in strange armor and had some strange weapons with spears, swords, shields and flintlocks.
"Looks like we're not far from a town by what the map says." the one with a trident says as the others nod in agreement and makes him the supposed leader of the group.
As soon as I heard that I immediately pulled out 3 arrows and aimed my bow at them. Time soon slowed down for me as I slowed my breathing and let the arrows fly towards their target. But to my shock all three arrows deflected off the armor of the supposed leader.
Jack
Location: Everfree Forest.
When we saw arrows deflect off my armor we formed a circle to see where the arrows came from.
"WHOSE THERE?!?!? SHOW YOUR SELF COWARD!" I said at the top of my lungs.
Right when I said that a purple and green Drakkenling, by the looks of it, in archer armor stepped out of a bush hands raised.
"What's a Drakken doing firing on one of it's own!" Eric said with venom in his voice.
"Hey I am a dragon not a Drakken!" he said by the sound of his voice.
"And the names Spike" Spike said as he lowered his hands.
"Well Spike, my name is Malygos, king of the soon to be Drakken Empire." I said coming up with a cover story, "And these four are my Royal Guards."
And as soon as those words left my mouth Spike immediately bowed at me.
'Well this is going to be fun' I said in my mind.
"No need to bow Spike, just treat us like friends." I said while walking up to him.
"Okay but if you guys are heading to Ponyville I'll be glad to guide you to it." Spike said while getting up and walking next to me.
I soon feel something vibrating against my armor and when I look where it's coming I find my iPhone.
To Be Continued
Author's Note
HELLO EVERYONE I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!
Well now that said back to adding more chapters to my other stories PEACE!!!
