The world is the shape of a potota
Today had started pretty normal. I got up, eat some breakfast and did what i normally do TOTALLY awesome tricks then I decided to go check up on what Twilight was doing. Because maybe she had some kind of awesome adventure for me to go on, so I started flying over there till i got to town and saw the strangest sight in my entire life. Near Sugar Cube Corner, i saw pinkie YELL at somepony that made me instantly fall out of the sky in astonishment. I was so surprised i started banging my head into the ground to check if I was dreaming, but to my dismay i wasn’t i also forget or didn’t care about what twilight was doing anymore, i needed to figure this out. So I started to fly to pinkie as fast as i possibly could and slammed into the side of sugar cube corner, this is when pinkie stared straight into the eyes and ask me “what i was doing” well i think she said that or was it miss cake i can't remember but i didn’t answer just ripped my head out of the wall, fell to the ground, walked into sugar cube corner and stared at pinkie with astonishment and fear.
Today had started pretty ok. I eat my morning cupcake(muffin) and start baking as soon as I was done eating my delicious muffin. I had made 3 baker’s dozen of raspberry cupcakes for a special event twilight had mentioned the night before and I was so excited that I forget one baker's dozen and i was nearly halfway to twilight's castle. My heart skip a few beats and I instantly trotted home as fast I could but I was sadly caught in today’s busyness and what i mean by that is today’s line for sugar cube corner was scarily long and I need to get to the kitchen fast and i had no way of communicating with twilight so i tried the back door and I prayed to celestia that it wasn’t locked but to my dismay i had locked from the inside but since it was a barn door, i tried to slip under the door but I found out the hard way that i had setup the security measures and got a face full of frying pan, at that moment in the first time of my life I had official felt the feeling that ponies call(pinkie shivers at the thought) anger and i have to say it's a terrible feeling that i hope not to ever feel again i would prefer sadness over such a feeling.
So i just slipped through the door after taking the frying pan off my muzzle and started baking the baker's dozen and after I was done it was nearly midday and miss cake had came in telling me That “twilight had sent you a letter” i could also see and hear concern in her voice because my mane had been down but she didn’t really question as i opened the letter and started reading its contents, that feeling began to rise up even more the more i read it till i got to the point sorry for my crude language but at that moment i was pissed. I look up from the letter at miss cake my face making a an angry face at her miss cake finally said “are you ok dear” and at that moment i lost my stuffing and i started going on about how twilight was a and i regret what i said so much but i said that she was a backstabbing b.i.t.c.h(she shivers again) oh that word is terrible even though she might not of heard me or she will never know i said it but i know if she did she wouldn’t be my friend anymore which terrifies me, so i sort of blacked out at that moment but miss cake said i had said way worse things then the word I'm not going to say it again but when i got back to my senses i instantly fell to the ground in tears. Which miss cake came and tried to cheer me up which was sweet and it did help little but at that moment rainbow had crashed into the side of the building and at that moment me and her met eyes and at that moment i shivered in fear because i realized she had just saw all of it but before i could say anything she pulled her head out of the wall and walked inside and just stared into my eyes with her mouth gaped.
Today started well not normal but ok. I had talked to pinkie pie last night about an event i wanted her to come to and get the others. So i sent an order to sugar cube corner while i worked on the surprise but things sort of got out of hoove while i was working i had pick up the wrong spell and was working on a spell that can make toast in milk which when i had completed it so quickly i realized so there went an hour of work for nothing so i found the actually spell and looked at it and it was greatly unfinished which started up my anxiety about if i was going to be able to finish it in time but i realized quickly that i was not going to be able to but i worked till around mid day were i decided to send pinkie letter telling that the event had to be rescheduled and a couple hours had gone by when the police had knocked on my door asking if i knew pinkie and i of course said yes then they told me pinkie had tried to strangle rainbow dash because she was having some kind of mental breakdown which seriously worried me and that's why i am here
The brown maned mare looks up at twilight rubbing her temple with her hoofs and started saying “ so your friend attack her well friend because she saw her yell” the police pony at that moment looks at pinkie like she is crazy and then looks back at twilight “is your friend insane!”
Twilight not liking the way she is acting towards her friend begins speaking “my friend is certainly not insane mam, she just had a mental breakdown at that moment” the police pony not seeming to care “well what she did is still a crime for tempted murder” pinkie looks at the police pony in fear but twilight looks at her with a comforting smile and starts speaking again “is there any way she could get out of this without having to go to court, my friend pinkie is known by everypony in ponyville and people knowing that she tried to well you know would destroy her social standing”.
Pinkie had not thought about that but since twilight has just mentioned it she feared even more. Then the police pony starts speaking again" well the only other way is that the victim doesn’t press charges” everypony at that moment stares at rainbow dash waiting an answer” well i never said i was pressing charges” rainbow makes a sheepish smile at pinkie and at that moment pinkie mane explode back to life and she gets up from her chair going to hug rainbow but before she can the police pony pulls out a gun with her horn “ don’t get close the to victim defendant” pinkie instantly reverse backwards back into her seat “well it seem you can go” the three mares at that moment walk out of the police station in Baltimare and pinkie instantly hugs rainbow dash “thank you! Thank you!” rainbow dash looks at pinkie and says “ you had nothing to worry about were friends i would never accuse you of anything” pinkie lets go and looks into rainbows eyes then looks at twilight “so when have you reschedule the event” pinkie pie instantly notices twilight head down “what's wrong” pinkie says with a concerned tone and twilight then says “it's my fault this happened, because i sent you that letter you lost your cool and they said you worked really hard to make me happy” pinkie puts her hoof under twilight's chin and lift it up to so she can look into twilight’s eyes and says “it's ok i heard you were working on a surprise and it took longer than you thought it would and that's not your fault” pinkie let goes of twilight's chin and they smile to one another then start trotting down the sidewalk.
THE END :)
