"Spike?"
Wha- Oh no, not now.
"Spike?"
Fuckfuckfuckfu-
"Just what in Tartarus are you doing?"
I slowly turned my body to my right side, seeing Twilight standing in the doorway. Which, as it turns out, also gives her a perfect view of my improvised cock-holder. I do not think Twilight's head is supposed to look that red, even if it's normally purple.
"Is that my bra?"
I slowly looked down, seeing the black-laced item now currently firmly wrapped in my hand, which also happens to hold my dick. Yup, that is certainly Twilight's favorite bra, a double D that fits nicely around Twilight's melons, which became sort of a necessity after her ascension not only made her bigger in height, but also in... well, different areas. Areas that kept me warm for plenty a night of jacking off.
"Are you masturbating in my best bra?"
Welp, it's over. You lived a good life, Spike. Met some wonderful friends, made some good memories, saved a kingdom a few times, but all of that ends now. The purple Alicorn, the Princess of Friendship (and by extent of Magic, since friendship is magic and all at) just discovered that you're using her favorite garment as an onahole. Did I mention that this Princess was also one of the most powerful spellcasters barring other Alicorns before her ascension? Rip Spike, he died doing what he loved.
"Twi, look, I can expl-" I can explain, is what I wanted to say, but before I was able to finish, I felt a hard sting against my head, which I assume was Twilight's sleep-spell. However, before I finally fell unconscious , there were three words that kept constantly ringing through my ears.
Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, you peeeeeeeeeeeeerveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert
Welp, good thing said dreams were of Twi's assets bouncing wildy due to the way she screamed.
Some time later.
Owwww. How long have I been out for? As I was slowly waking back up, I noticed that there were three persons in front of me, two sitting and looking at each other, while the third one was standing and looking at the two others. I still felt a sharp sting on my head, and when I touched it, I discovered that there is one big swelling on my right side, right above my ear.
"Are we waking up now, mister I-masturbate-in-your-bra?" came a voice from before me. I finally had woken up enough to register just where I was, and who was in front of me. I was still in my bedroom, lying on my bed, with my cock still expo... I quickly sat up to cover my privates. What in tartarus just happened? I remember having a pleasant session with Twi's bra in my bedroom, with her breasts being the primary fantasy, until I heard my name being called from the doorway. I think that it was a purple po... Oh, I remember now. I guess that Twilight actually... didn't use a sleep-spell... Sweet Celestia, that swelling hurts. Directing my attention to the voice, I now saw that the three ponies were all mares. Two alicorns, one unicorn, Twilight, Twilight, and Starlight Glim...
Wait, that isn't right, let's try that again. The person standing is Starlight, no doubt about that. The way her long, two-colored mane is flowing over those big, juice boo- Eh, I mean, I can tell it's Starlight just by looking at her mane and coat. Even though she was nearing her thirties, she still looked as young as ever.
The mare sitting on the left is Twi, her figure is so imprinted on my mind that I would even recognize her form if it was a shadow. While she isn't looking at me now, I still recognized her voice, so she must have noticed me waking up.
So, that brings me to the third mare… she has a purple color, a horn, large wings, and, if I knew that I was drunk, I would have probably thought that I’m just seeing double. But, since I’m not drunk, although I’m neither fully awake yet, why in tartarus am I seeing two Twilights?
“You know Twi, I think you might have flung that trophy a bit too hard. He doesn’t seem to have his senses back just yet.” I heard Starlight say, taking my attention from the two Twilights to see a concerned look in her eyes. A trophy? If Twi threw that at me, I suppose with her telekinesis in her fit of rage, that would explain the giant swelling on my hea… Hold on, trophy? I only have one in my room, next to the door, which I got all those years ago from defending the Crystal… Empire...
Fearing the worst, I quickly looked around, and saw the 5 pound heavy statue of a younger me holding a giant heart up with one arm, snapped at the hand and lying in the corner. Darn, I liked that one. “I mean, that could have gotten really nasty, just look at the size of that thing” Starlight continued, although I’m not sure if she’s talking about the swelling or the now-broken trophy. “Here Spike, I’ll put a damper-spell on it, that should soothe the pain somewhat, and lessen the pain if you bump it against something.” She said, her horn starting to glow.
As I felt the constant bonking in my head diminish a bit, I heard Twilight speak again. “Yes, well, he deserved it.” I looked back at her, and only now noticed that she seems to have her hands in… the other Twilight’s chest? Just what is going on here? “Celestia-dammit, I thought I had raised him better than this. A nice, gentle, friendly drake.” She sighed, before now looking at me for the first time since I’ve woken up, with a gaze that could freeze even a Windigo. “Not some twenty-five year old perv that masturbates in my underwear. My favorite underwear, at that.” She looked back at the other Twilight again. 'Oh, there's the faulty wire".
Faulty wire? Just who is this mare? I looked down, a defeated look in my eyes, but I finally regained enough courage to speak again. 'Twilight, look... I'm sorry about what I did." Twilight looked back to me at this. "It's just that... I don't know, but ever since my last birthday, I've been getting these... urges, you know?" I said, cheeks flushed. "And, you know, since your ascension a decade ago... you've become quite the looker and all that."
Twilight didn't seem the least bit fazed by this, much to my surprise. "Really? Tell me something I don't know, huh?" Twilight then turned to Starlight, who seemed to be lost in thought. "Hey Starlight, want to continue? The primary and secondary networks should finished by now, just check if the core is properly fastened, and then just put the outer torso back. If you're done with that, attach the you know what, and then we can boot her up, let's see how she goes." Starlight bolted upright, trying to process what Twilight said. "Oh, yeah, sure. Gimme a minute." She looked for but a second to me, and then turned the other Twilight around and levitated some kind of metal plate up.
"Do you honestly think I didn't know any of this? Well, expect for the underwear thing." Twilight spoke again, taking my attention from whatever Starlight was doing. I only responded with a "huh".
"Come on, I already knew about Dragon Urges, and don't think I haven't caught you, or the many other stallions for that matter, stealing glances at me every so often all those years. I may be an 'egghead', but I'm thirty years by now, not the foal that I used to be." She continued, her anger seeming to calm down a bit. Dragon urges? What is she talking about?
"Hold on, dragon urges?" I asked, getting a blank look from Twilight in response. "Really, Spike? You know, I seem to remember giving you some books a few months ago that detail dragon habi-" Twilight suddenly noticed a few books lying on my closet, covered in dust. She sighed again. You didn't need sharp eyes to make out what they were about.
I just sheepishly smiled back. "Yeah, about that... I, eh, didn't really think about that?" Twilight just rolled her eyes before continuing. 'Well, if you did, you would know that male dragons get Dragon Urges, which are simple spikes in sexual want. These Urges usually start once they passed a tenth of their life expectancy, so usually when they turn twenty-three, considering that dragons usually get older than two hundred years." My last birthday, I suppose. "and regularly happen throughout the year, much like a mare's monthly heat." Oh... okay, that explains a fair bit, actually. Well, maybe not all, since I'm two years older than that, so I suppose I was a bit of a late bloomer then.
"So, like, it isn't really my fault that I did what I did?" I asked, admittedly a tad too hopeful. Who knows what she'll do to me now. Twilight, however, just deadpanned "Of course it is.". Well shit.
"Okay, okay... so, what now? You caught me doing... you know what, in-"
"In my favorite bra, which I have to mention was a personal gift of Princess Luna herself, which also happens to have been her favorite bra before she outgrew it." Twilight casually added. Welp, now I'm really dead.
"O... okay, so in Luna's..." My mind stopped for a second, due to me having to imagine Luna's boobs once having fit in that thing. Speaking of Luna's breasts, you won't believe how big they've go-
Twilight slapped me out of it, a sharp sting in my cheek. "Were you really doing what I think you were doing?" She asked, venom dripping off her every word. "Eh... no, no, I was... eh, distracted by what Starlight was doing." Which was true, in a way, considering she was floating 2 big purple... balls, or something? Whatever it was, I realize that she already fitted the metal plate from earlier on the other Twi, and was now just listening to our conversation, probably waiting for further instructions. And, seeing the flush on her face, also seems to get a bit bothered as well.
Twi turned towards Starlight at this, with... a sparkle in her eyes? "Ah, finished already?" She asked, to which Starlight simply nodded. Twilight then looked the other Twi, which still has me confused as heck by the by, over, using her magic to check around the metal plate. I took this chance to continue our conversation, hoping that Twilight was at least a bit distracted by her work. "So, you caught me. What... eh, what now?"
"Now?" Twilight simple said, turning to look at me. When I saw that she was actually smiling, I suddenly became very scared. "Well, how about you'll be my test subject? Starlight, you can fit them on now, seems like the torso is fitting fine."
Naturally, I got caught completely off guard. A test subject? Really? Huh, not like I do that every week now, maybe I'm getting of easy after all.
"And don't think that it will be anything like the other times."
Darn. In the meantime, I noticed that Starlight was fitting the two big balls onto the other Twi's torso. Funny, it almost looks like she has... wait. Hold on.
"Remember that I mentioned a few days ago that the little side project I was working on for the past few months was nearing completion?"
Why in tartarus does it seem like they just outfitted the other Twi with a pair of brea... Side project? Oh ponyfeathers, don't tell me that this is...
"You know, that automated education bot? Talk about a coincidence, but I finished the hardware just yesterday, and just needed to fine tune the software today. "
I blankly stared at Twi. No way in tartarus is she going to do what I dread she will do.
"But, after having caught you a few hours earlier, I decided to wire my bot just a tad differently."
I looked at the bot again, noticing that it indeed looked like a robot. I mean, while it looks like it has fur, a mane and a tail, all probably synthetic, there are, if you pay attention, also various tiny lines running all over its body.
"I do have to say, without Starlight's help, it would probably have taken another day, but we managed to do almost all of it just in time before you woke up!"
I looked at Starlight, who 'suddenly' found something interesting to look at on the wall.
"And the breasts? Nothing some simple alteration could do. Good thing we still had about a few kilograms of hay laying around, courtesy of Aj from all those years back."
My mind seemed to stop working entirely, my jaw simply hanging open by now.
"Ooh, I'm so excited for this! Starlight, is the spell nearly ready?"
What? What now, a spell? Sweet Celestia, this is all getting too much for me, so I decided to speak up again before Starlight could answer.
"Wait, wait... what in Tartarus are you going to do with me, Twilight?" I asked, a tiny voice in my head screaming to get out of here very quickly. To which another voice automatically added that I probably wouldn't get very far.
"Oh? That isn't clear yet?" Twilight asked with a stupified look in her eyes... which quickly got replaced with that familiar glint in her eyes. You know. The one that tells you to stay the hell away from her, lest you want to get caught up in a madman's plan.
"Why, I'm going to re-educate you, silly dragon." she said, matter-of-factly.
"Educate... m-me h-how?" I asked, in a shaky voice.
She frowned, seemingly not understanding why I'm not understanding what she's trying to tell me. Luckily, or not, depending on how you look at it, Starlight continued.
"Eh, Spike... we're going to forcibly make you learn how to handle your Dragon Urges, using this modified and untested robot. Sorry about that."
Author's Note
The OC-tag is for the bot, if you were wondering. Come to think of it, can that even be considered an OC? Especially if the pony it is modeled after is its very creator?