When two ponies, an expert in Archeology and a filthy rich celebrity whom Lady Luck has abandoned, stumble upon a book in a foreign tongue. They decide to sate their curiosity and take it to a translater. But when the new copy of the mysterious book is revealed, they are in for the shock of their life.

I'm not sure if this is gonna be a teen fic or everyone fic, because it is going to have dark themes, most likely not too dark.