Chapters HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
A... small toy. A little robot being thrown on the wall.
Kid's voices... they are... bullying me.
The kids… they run away... and I hear someone else approaching.
And then… I hear a adult's voice.
"You... little... pussy"
I open my eyes, awaking from a dream. I was laying down in some kind of bed, somewhere I’m not familiar. I look around, and see that I was in some kind of laboratory.
"Thank god. You woke up" I hear a voice from on the left. An woman's voice. A turn my head and see a woman with blond hair, using a white lab coat.
She was doing something on me?
"How are you feeling?" I ask who she is...but, nothing came out of my mouth "Oh yeah, you can’t talk yet
What? Wait, why I can't...HOLY SHIT! I look at my body and I see something that made me lost my shit WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ARMS AND LEGS!?! WHY ARE THEY ROBOT PARTS!?!
"Calm down, Henry! Please!"
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT HAPPENED TO… I feel a slap on my cheek.
"Listen!” The woman stares directly in my eyes “You probably don't remember anything, right?" I nod "So, I beg you to trust me when I say I WILL explain everything to you, just..." She puts a hand on my shoulder "Trust me" She smile at me. A sincere smile "Okay?"
I... don't have much sure, but... fucking it I nod.
"Thank you. Now, let me do something first" She goes to the computer on the side of my bed and start pressing some button "I'm not going to lie to you. I never will. This is going to hurt. But, you are a strong man. Remember that"
A weird on the top of the bed turns on with a green light, and Ahhh! Fuck! I close my eyes in pain.
"You can't imagine how happy I am, because you woke up" I feel her hand on my hair, cuddling. I struggle to open my eyes to look at her. She was crouched, looking at me with a smile "My name is Core Estelle, and you, Hardcore Henry, are my son"
Wait, my... mother?
"You are 17 years old and you are here because you suffered a... terrible accident, that took your life, and your arms, legs and vocal cords, as well" She said with sadness in her voice "But, thanks to the program CyberKa, that I signed you up for, you're back to life, with new cybernetic limbs... but, with no memory"
This... explains… alot
"I took care of you the whole process, just like you took care of me when we lost your father, Hard Spirit” She said with a small smile “And I promise, I will continue taking care of you until you get use with this... life. And I also promise to help you recover your memories"
Thank you... mom I think smiling at her, through the pain… actually, I noticed that the pain ended.
"Oh, we're done" She said and the light turns off. I look at my body to see what changed. I then see that my “cybernetic limbs” now were normal human limbs "Nice! The skin-cover is perfect"
Skin cover? Weird I seat on the bed, stretching myself.
"Here, hold this" My mother handed me over an apple that I picked up "Okay, you hands look normal. Squeeze a little bit more, please" Doing at she told me, I...
'WOW! I totally smashed the apple... awesome! I think impressed.
"Hahahaha, the operation was a success! Oh, hold on" She goes to a corner and I check my hands, noticing two things. That my right hand have a snake tattoo, a awesome one, and that on my left hand I notice that the "skin cover " didn't covered my knuckles, so my robot part were appearing "Ok, here" My mom returned with a backpack and some clothes.
Wait. Why do I… of crap! I NOW notice that I’m naked and I cover my... parts.
"Hihi, put them on” She gave me the clothes and the backpack “I leave you to alone to wear them. I promise I won’t peak” She said as she walk out of the room and “Oh, and don’t open the backpack” She said before leaving “I have a special surprise for you, so, NO peeking, ok“
Ok, then With this, she leaves and I look at the clothes she gave me. Grey sweatpants, a white tank top and slippers. I quickly put them on and I go out of the room, with the backpack, like mom said.
Opening the door, I see my mom using her phone as she waited for me “Oh, there you are” She noticed me and smile "You’re looking good, baby" She said with a giggle "Well, let's go” With this said, I follow her through the complex.
As we walk, we pass by some scientists that we're passing by or doing some... scientific stuff. Nothing impressive really, but this place IS impressive, though "We are almost there” My mom said as we walk… and I hear something loud distant “We are going to... wait, is this sound..."
A guitar? I think with sure A rock show is happening here?
"Oh, not again!" My mother said with a sigh "Let's go" She start walking faster, following the sound.
We get to the room where the sound was coming and my mom opened the door and...
HOLY WOW! THIS IS LOUD! Me and my mom shut our ears when the door opened. The sound was more loud than I imagined. We enter the room and I check around. I see four big amps on the top of the walls, more computers and two scientist, both wearing headphones. One had a Mohawk and was playing a guitar that was connected to a computer The responsible for the loud noise, I presume And the other was bald and was head bagging while playing air guitar.
"Hold one!" I hear my mom saying through the sound. She goes to the computer that had the guitar connected to it and displugs the guitar from it. And so, the loud music was gone and I remove my hand from my ears.
"Hey!" The scientist with the Mohawk said angry "What is the... Oh" When he see that it was mother, who had her arms crossed, he shuts up. The other, however, was still playing air guitar and bagging his head, so, the Mohawk scientist punches him.
“Ouch! The fuck, dude!” The bald one said and then notices my mom “Ahh, hello Mrs. Core" He said "Forgive us. You were taking some time, so..."
"So, you guys decided to play rock star?" My mother finishes his sentence, and the bald one just shrugs "Hehe, you guys are stupid" She said smiling and shaking her head "Anyway, this is my son, Hardcore Henry" She motion to me and I wave at them.
"Ahh yes, the little Hardcore" The one with the Mohawk said, approaching at me and offering me a hand shake "The name is Alex Montoya, pal" I shake his hand, weakly, so that I couldn't smash his hand with my new... cyber arm "And this is my assistant" He motioned to the other who approached "Jonathan Greenberg"
"Yo" Jonathan offered me a hand shake with his left arm, and I accept "Oh" He then start analyzing it more closely "The cyber limb sure is working fine" He then start… rubbing it? “And I can feel that…”
Okay, enough of this! I pull my arm back Weirdo
"Oh, sorry pal" Jonathan said and shake his head.
"Forgive my friend" Alex said "Is that we never see this kind of..."
"Excuse me, guys?" My mother calls their attention "Aren’t you two forgetting something?"
"Ahh, yes. Henry, come with me" Jonathan start leading me to a chair, and Alex goes to the computer by the side "So, Henry, you noticed that you can't talk, correct?" I nod and sit on the chair and Jonathan put some kind of helmet on me "Well, we are about to fix this problem. And the best part is..." He goes to Alex's side with a smile.
"You can choose your own voice!" Alex completes his sentence.
Well, this is nice I slightly smile.
"Now, we are going to give you your choices. Take your time to decide, pal" Alex begins searching for voices on the computer "Okay, how about... this one?"
"Gotta go fast, bro !" Noope!
"Haha, this one is nice" Yeah, but no Jonathan "Oh, how about this?"
"Donacdum " Eh, maybe.
"Hey, isn't this voice from one of those guys?" Alex asks.
"...Maybe? I want from the British one, but this was the best I get" Jonathan answer "Hey, hey, play that one!"
"Ah, yes, yes" Alex said, and start searching "Here. You're going to love this one, Henry"
"English, mothafucka! Do you speak it?! " They laugh with this one, and I have to admit that it is funny... but definitely not the one I wanted.
"Guys!" My mom, who was sitting on a chair, calls them "How about Henry's voice?"
Yeah, I prefer that one, too I nod in agreement.
"I think Henry also wants this one" My mom said.
"Well, your choice, pal" Alex said "Okay, just let me..." Suddenly, a alarm start playing.
ATTENTION. THERE HAD BEEN A SECURITY BREACH. AVOID CONTACT WITH UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL "
"Oh no, they’re here!" My mother said and rushes to me "We got to go!" She removes the helmet from my head and gets me out of the chair, holding me by the arms as she leads me to the door "We need to go before...!"
"Before what, darling?" The door opens and reveals a pale man with white hair smilling at her. He was using a red sweater with a brown trench coat, dark blue pants and black boots "Hello, Ms. Estelle" He said to my mom with a smile, and then looked at me with his "Ahh, this must be little Henry. The boy that was in the CyberKa program, correct?"
"Akan" My mom said, pushing me away from this man.
"The one and only, darling" Akan said, bowing to her "How are you doing?" He ask with a smile
"Fuck you" My mom answered.
"Tsk, tsk, darling, didn't they teach you that it’s mean to use bad word?" Akan said, shaking his finger at her "You know what I think about those who swear a lot?"
I don't like were this is going
"I think, that that people who swears a lot… " Akan then direct his arm to Alex, and RAISES ALEX IN THE AIR?!? "They don't even need a mouth in the first place!" Akan then extended his other arm to Alex and quickly push it backward, pulling Alex's jaw out and making him give a bloody scream. Akan then proceed to throw him on a wall, head first, smashing his head and painting the wall red
"Don't move, mother fucker!" Jonathan demands, as he points a shotgun at Akan’s head from behind.
“Look like you didn’t learn…”
“Shut the fuck up!” Jonathan stop Akan mid-sentence "Estelle! Henry! Get out of here!" He tells us my mom hold my hand and start running away as fast as she could, making our way out of the room "AAAHhhhhhhh!" We heard Jonathan's scream as we keep running.
Poor bastard. Why did he think a shotgun would stop a guy with telekinesis? I think to myself as I keep running with my mom Actually, a better quest would be HOW THE FUCK THAT GUY HAVE TELEKINESIS?!?
"GOTCHA!" Someone hit me in surprise, throwing me on a window.
"HENRY!" I try to recover from the hit, getting up slowly "WATCH OUT!" I receive a kick on my face, throwing me on the floor once more. Getting up faster, I see the one who attacked me. A soldier using a dark suit with a black balaclava.
"And they said you were dangerous. HA!" He throws me at the floor and get on top of me, punching me repeatedly.
"HENRY!" I hear my mom, between the punches "I didn't wanted to do this...Hard-gage!" Suddenly, I hold the next punch the soldier was going to deliver… and I have no idea how. With the tables flipped, I start crushing the soldier's hand, making him scream in pain. He punch me with his other hand, making me let his hand go and allowing me to get up. I look at him and I see him holding his hand in pain "You're DEAD!" The soldier said to me, removing his balaclava and revealing a man with a scar on his nose a bald head "PROSTITUTKA!"
Bring it on, fucker I said ready.
He runs at me and tries to punch me. However, I was the one who easily dodged this time and I managed to hold his arm and punch his ancon, making him scream in pain for his broken arm. I pick his head and I throw at a resistant window, bashing his head in it, over, and over, and over, and over, and over… Is that a... cloud, right next to the window?... WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!? I said surprise, so confused that I let the limp soldier’s body fall on the floor as I look through the window very confuse.
"Yes, Henry, this laboratory is located on a blimp. Is much safe for our kind of researches" My mom approach at me "Also, if you are wondering how suddenly you started fighting better, it’s because of the CyberKa program"
I was wondering
"CyberKa not just brought you back to life, with new functional limbs, Henry, but also gave you talent in combat, that activated thanks to the activation word I just said” She said and tears start forming on her eyes "You are a practically a killing machine, now, something I didn't wanted to happen! But... it was the only way to have my son back" She break out in tears, hugging me and crying "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for turning you into this! I just wanted my son back so bad!” I hug her back, felling bad for her “After losing my Spirit, I couldn't stand living without my Hardcore"
Hey, calm down I start patting her back It's okay, It's okay
"I'm sorry, I'm making a show here ain't I?" She let me go and start cleaning the tears from her eyes "Okay, okay, I'm..."
"OVER HERE!" We hear more of them coming.
"Godammit, they're coming" My mom said "We need to go, NOW!" I nod and we return to run "There is a room with escape pods nearby. Come on!" She starts leading the way, as I follow.
After more running, we get to the escape pods room "Okay, we are here” My mom procceds to open the door and we enter “Now we… ah, no, NO!”
What happened? I ask a I look at the escape pods, that looked to be in good states.
"They broke all of them!" She said and pointed to the panel by the side of each one of them, and I notice bullet holes and all of them.
Fuck me!
"Wait” She runs to a escape pod and I follow “Yes! This one is working” And she was right, as this one’s panel wasn’t destroyed "Okay Henry, get inside!" I obey her and enter, as she start pressing some buttons on the panel "Listen, and listen carefully. We are overflying a city called Canterlot City. In this city exists a school called Canterlot High. Inside your backpack you will find a cell phone with the gps that will lead you to the school, some clothes and papers of registrations so you can matriculate yourself in it"
Got it… papers of registrations? I think confuse.
"That would be the surprise, Henry. I would matriculate you on this school, bought a house for us in Canterlot City, so that we both could have a normal life together, again" She said with a sad smile.
Really?
"Listen. Find the school, matriculate and find a man named Jimmy” She explains “He is a old friend and he will take care of you for now on"
Wait, now on?
"I'm going to miss you so much, Henry"
Wait, what!? No, she can't. There's enough space to two of us I extend my hand to her. You HAVE to come along
"No, Henry, I can't" She said and tears start forming on her eyes.
YES! YES YOU CAN!
"Henry" She smile at me and put on the panel "Goodbye" She then press the button and close the escape pod, launching me out of the blimp.
NOOOO! FUCK! I punch the escape pod door in anger. After breathing slowly and calming down a bit, I look through the glass and I see the city mom talked about. Canterlot City Looks peaceful I think with a small smile, but soon I sigh and…
"ACTIVATE: PARACHUTE. ACTIVATE: PARACHUTE "
Oh, boy I start looking around for the thing that will activate the parachutes, I find the lever that will do the trick. Pulling it, the parachute was activated, slowing the pod's fall and I hope it works as we get close to the Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ahhh, finally... I want to barf I see that the escape pod’s door is almost opened, so, with a strong kick from a cybernetic leg, the breaks opens, allowing me to crawl outside.
"Oh god!" I hear a woman and then I notice some people around the escape pod. Everyone stares at me in surprise and shock, some even having their phones ready to call a ambulance, I think
Ok, where am I? I look at the ground and I notice grass, so I look around and I notice that in fact I was in a park Oh shit, the backpack I check the backpack on my back,a nd lucky me it was still there Thank God I pass by the people around me, ignoring their offers, and start walking around Ok… what do I do, now? I then remember what my mom said to me. About finding this man named Jimmy and how he will take care of… me Fuck, this isn't right! I can't abandon her. Not like this! I think worry For now, I don’t have any leads of what to do, so, I better find this Jimmy. Maybe he can help me, somehow I nod to myself Ok, I better make my way to Canterlot High now! I then start felling a horrible smell… and It was coming from But first, I need to change my clothes .
Author's Note
New crossover" HEYOOW.
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
A Bad Mother###### in Canterlot City
White shirt, check. Dark jacket, check. Blue jeans, check. White sneakers, check. A fingerless glove to hide my “ cibernetic knuckles ”, check. All check with this fresh new clothes I think to myself as I finish putting the clothes that were on the backpack Now, to Canterlot High I pick the cell phone, that also was on the backpack, and start using the GPS to find Canterlot High. With its location found, I exit the bathroom and start making my way out of the park.Damn, I’m hungry I said with my hand on the stomach. Lucky me, I start felling a sweet smell nearby. Following the smell, I found what looked to be a café Perfect I look through the glass and I see some people inside drinking and eating some sweets… including a punk rock dude, complete with Punk Mohawk, black leather jacket, piercings and everything Eh, who am I to judge... wait, do I HAVE any cash? I think to myself and decide to check the backpack, hoping to find something.
Opening the backpack once again, I start looking for money and I then found a wallet Thank God I smile and picked it up. Opening it up, to see how much it had… I found a picture of me and my mother, before my accident Mom… Why didn’t you came along? It had enough room! I sigh and shake my head. I need to calm down and focus now. Checking how much money the wallet had, I found exactly… 500 bucks?! Wowie I smile Now, for a quick snack With this, I enter the establishment.
When I enter the place, I look around a bit. The place was very nice. Tables, with people sitting, a couch close to the counter, having a table of its own, and the attendant, a woman with pink hair was. I approach at the counter and the woman look at me with a very friendly smile “Hello there and welcome to Sugarcube Corner, mister. How can I help you?” I start looking at the cupcakes behind the glass of the counter. I point to 5 of them and she nod and pick them up “For now?” I shake my head and with another nod she starts picking them up and put them inside a paper bag “Here you go” She gives me them “8 dollars, please” I give her a 50 note and she gives me my change. With this done, I pick a cupcake from the bag and start walking...
“Oy, mate” Someone calls me and it was the punk rock dude, who putted away one of his headset to talk to me, apparently “Can you spare me one?” He pointed to my paper bag.
Well, sure, I guess I give the one I was holding to him and he takes it.
“Thanks, mate” He putted the cupcake on the table and offered me a handshake, which I accept.
WOW! Before I know it, the guy pull me to a hug.
“You are a true bro, pal” He pats me in the back “Get to Canterlot High quick. Those fuckers are coming for you”
What? He let me go from the hug and sits back on his table, taking a bite on the cupcake. Before I could question what he meant by that, he start sleeping... or passed out Ok, I think about this later. Focus in what’s important now, Henry With this in mind, I pick another cup cake and I exit the café, continuing with my way. As I walk, following the GPS route, I see something that may help Bus stop, perfect! I run to the bus stop, where a girl with purple hair, purple dress and glasses was also waiting for the bus. She also had a backpack with her, so big chances she was also going to that school I hope
Approaching at her, I tap her on the shoulder, getting her attention “Oh, can I help you?” I show her my phone and where I was going “Oh, you’re going to Canterlot High?” I nod and she looks at my backpack “You’re a new student?” I… nod. Technically it was true “Well, this bus pass by there. So, you can pick it up” I nod in thanks and wait for the bus with her.
After some time, the bus finally arrive and we enter it. We found two seats together free and seat together, we her sitting close to the window Now we wait I think to myself as the bus start moving.
After some time the bus stops and I look around outside My destination?... no I sigh and sit back.
“We are not far” The girl said to me “Don’t worry, we won’t arrive late” I nod at her, and I start thinking in something else.
Who’s this Jimmy person?
“Excuse me, friends!” I hear a man calling the attentions of everyone inside. I look and I see it was a hobo with big beard “Can someone spare a change? Pretty please?” He asks as the bus start moving again.
Just someone asking for change With his I return to my thoughs Maybe he can help me rescue my mom… or maybe not I sigh In a way or another, he is the only hope I have in rescuing my mother… well, without mentioning my fighting skills and cyber limbs. But, he may help me find Akan and his…
“Excuse me, miss?” A hear the hobo by my side, I and see that he was talking to the girl by my side.
“Oh, sorry, I don't have nothing, unfortunately” The purple hair girl answered with a frown “Sorry, sir”
“No worries, lady” The hobo said and then looks at me “What about you, pal. Got any change?” I could say no, but... fuck, it would be a dick move. Picking up my wallet, I pick up a 50 note and give to him “Wow! Thanks, mate!” The hobo said happy with a smile “Here’s, a little life advice as a reward” He... approach my ear
This is getting…
“Go to the classroom 301, when they arrive” He whisper to me, something that I... kind of don't understand. With this said, he go to the back of the bus.
Ok, this GOT weird! I think to myself, with much sure that this will happen again soon.
“Hey” The girl on my side call me “This stop is on the front of Canterlot High”
Thank God I nod to her, and when the bus reach the stop, we both get up from our seats and we exit the bus.
Outside, I offered her a hand shake, thanking her for the help “I’m happy for being able to help” She said with a smile and walks to the school, on the other side of the road, waving at me “Bye” I wave at her, and I look at the school.
Well, there it is I think as I walk to the school Canterlot High I pass by a horse statue and I enter the school, along with other students. Inside, students were walking left and right or talking with each other. I try to get their attention, but it was hard since they looked to be in a hurry. It was ven worse since I couldn’t speak Wait, why I didn't ask that girl where it was? I facepalm for my stupidity Goddamit, Henry!
“Excuse me, friend” Someone tap me in the shoulder. Looking at the voice’s direction, I see what looked to be a hippie couple, with the guy holding a clipboard and the girl holding a pencil and I swear both smelled like marijuana. The dude had black long hair and beard, and was using a brown jacket with blue pants, flippers. The girl had blond hair and was using a jacket, a skirt and boots “Can you sign your name and phone number here and help us save our plantation of flowers in the park?” The guy asked me “They want to destroy it to build a useless food court”
Well, since it is for good cause, I think so I pick the clipboard, that had a paper with the names of other persons, along with their phones. The girl give me the pencil and I quickly write my name on it and I check the phone I had to write the number I have a felling this is going to back fire, but screw it With everything done, I give him the clipboard and pencil back.
“Thank you, mister...” He checks my signature “Henry. You did a great thing” He give a quick kiss o the girl and pass by me, continuing his “You don't have much time”
What the fuck? I look at him as he pass by me Okay, what the fuck is going on?!? I think to myself confused, even considering interrogate him to question him… but I don’t have time. I need to find.
“Excuse me” A girl calls me. A girl with a black jacket and a hair with the colors of fire “Are you looking for something? Maybe I can help”
Lucky me I pick up my phone and I enter a app of notes, where I write what I was looking and then I show to her “Oh, you looking for Principal Celestia?” I nod “Well, she is busy in the moment, but, Vice Principal Luna is on her office”
Well, I think it will do I nod
“Well, then just follow that hallway and make a left” I nod and wave at goodbye to her.
After a walk, I made to the Vice's office. Opening the door, I enter a standard room. Bureau with papers, where a woman dark blue hair and purple shirt was writing in some papers Vice Luna, I presume A window on the left, shelf with books and etc. I approach at the Vice Principal and she notice me “Oh, hello there” She said with a smile “How can I help you?” I pick up the papers of registration from my backpack and I hand them to her “Oh, you must be... Hardcore Henry, correct?” I nod “Well, take a seat please” I seat on the chair on the right of her desk, as she read the papers “Your mother said you would be here when possible, but you sure took some time”
If you say so
“So, can you talk a little about yourself? I think is good to know the new students when possible” She said to me with a smile.
Yeah, that would be a problem I point to my throat and I shake my head.
“You can't speak?” I nod “Well, no problem. I think I have a not used notebook on the shelf” She gets up and goes to the shelf, and I look through the window, where I could see the sky, the sun, the red dot.
Wait what?
“I am a bad motherfucker! Live long and well thanks to suckers! Live long and well thanks to suckers! I am a bad motherfucker! ”
What the…?! A music start playing on my pocket. Checking it I see that it's my phone. Someone was calling me.
“You can answer, I think this is going to take a while” Luna said to me “Also, that is a interesting ringtone, may I say”
Accepting the call, I wonder who it was “They are on you, mate! ”
What?!
“There is a sniper aiming at you, just waiting for the right moment to shot! Think quick and get out of there! ” The call ends, and now I'm confuse.
“Found it!” Luna announce, standing on the front of the window. Standing right in front of the…
Oh, fuck
Author's Note
Two chapter for the price of one. What a deal, right? (unles you don't like this story ;-;)
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
"Do you AHH!" I rush to Vice Luna, bringing both of us to the floor and dodging a bullet that pierced the window and hit the wall "WHAT WAS hmm!?!" A put my hand on her mouth, shutting her up. I put a finger in front of my mouth, motioning her to be quiet. She nods, and I take my hand out of her mouth, and we just stay there on the floor.
Ok, I need to get out of here. Maybe, if I distract the sniper, I may have enough time to run away Not the best plan, but it may work. And since this guys is after me, probably, he won’t try to kill her Okay, I just need something to distract him. Maybe I can use my jacket to fool him? I take off my jacket and I look at Luna, pointing to the corner of the room. Understanding, she crawl to the spot Okay, it's now or never .
1 I prepare myself to run 2 I look straight to the door... 3! I throw the jacket, and like I was hoping the sniper shot at it, giving me a oportunity to run through the door. He shot again, but luckily he missed and hit the door.
Finally out of the Vice's room I start looking for classroom 301 Ok, the classroom should be here somewhere. Maybe
"THERE HE IS!" Oh, fuck "OPEN FIRE!" Shit! More Akan's soldiers, armed with silenced Remington 870 shotguns. I look to the side and see door of a classroom. I didn’t stop to think and I just rush to the door and kicked open, entering the room.
"What you thing your doing, young man!" The teacher said to me, looking at me surprised with the rest of the class.
"He is cornered!" I hear the soldiers coming... but I have a idea and I hide behind the door "Be ready!" Be ready for this, asshole.
The first guy was passing in front of the door, so I kick the door and drop him on floor. I quickly run to the next guy and hold his shotgun, pushing him to the locker as we fight for the gun.
"Derzhite yego!" IThe last guy was about to shot me, so I use the soldier I was fighting as a human shield, protecting me from the shotgun barrage. I throw the dead body on the guy and drop him on the floor, finishing him with a kick on his face.
Okay, that was in...
"Ubly..."SHIT!
*BANG* *BANG*
I acted by instinct and I shot at the first soldier, who was at the classroom dorway with a pistol in hand, with a shotgun...wait, I just used a gun! This moment should mark a point in my life... but, I don't have time for this.
I return to run through the hallways, shotgun still in hands. After a while, I start thinking that maybe I was... wait, is that a...? WOW! I slide on the floor, dodging a bullet that was coming
"Shit!” I get up and look at the shooter. A soldier aiming a .44 Magnum "My last bullet. Lucky mother fucker" He said and spin the gun on his finger, procceding to holst it and crack his knuckles "But, you luck just run out, suka!" He pull out two knifes and hold them upside down. Badass, I admit, but this sure isn’t good. He came at me fast, delivering cut after cut, one faster then the other. I rool to the side and aim the shotugn at him, pulling the...
*click*
What?!? AAHH!
"Gotcha" The fucker pierced my arm. He procced to kick my knee, making me crounch, and he delivers a kick on my face, throwing me backwards and making me slide on the floor "Easiest. Job. Ever" He said while aprouching.
Shit, I need some time to recover. I quickly get on my feets and start running away, holding my bleeding arm, with the fucker coming right behind me.
I start searching for a place to have a bit of peace. When I distant from the guy, I enter the first room I see. I kick open the door and quickly closing it when I'm inside This won't be enough I look for something to block the door. Luckily I spot some keys, that hopefully are for this door, close to the purple girl from the bus stop. I pick them up and lock the door, but to make more sure, I put two amps in front of the door. I hear the man aprouching, now is hope for this to work "You can't hide from... me?!" He tries to open the door, but thanks to the all mighty key and powerfull amps, he was having problems "Goddamit. OPEN!"
Well, fuck you pal, I need some rest I take a look at the cut he made Fuck, it's bad Ripping part of my shirt, I cover my cut. This will have to do for now... Wait, the girl from the bus stop is here? I look back at her, and I see her staring at me surprised and confuse, along with purple dog by her side. I also notice more girls present. Six, to be precise, and they were playing instruments. The only girls I recognize here was the purple girls that was sitting on amp, with her dog by her side, and the girl with the flame hair that was on the microphone. Now, the other were new. A blue girl with rainbow hair was playing a guitar, a yellow girl with pink hair was using a tambourine, a white girl with purple hair on a keyboard, a orange one with blond hair and using a wester hat was on the bass and a pink girl with pink hair was on the drum.
"Who are...?"
"Open the door, shit face!" Shit, I almost forgot the soldier, and he is close to break open the door!
Okay Henry, think fast... maybe I
"SUKA!" Crap! He give one strong kick on the door, breaking the doorknob and knocking the amps!
Okay, no time to think! I run to the drum and pick one of the plate, as the guy kick the door once more "Now you are...!" I hesitate and throw the plate on him, DECAPITATING HIM! HOLY SHIT!
"AAHHHH!"
"WHAT THE HELL!"
“BY CELESTIA” Shit! The girls freak out. Damnit, If they continue screaming...
"OVER HERE!" Shit. The soldiers hear them, and I hear they coming. Not wasting time, I pick up the headless soldier's magnum and start looking for ammo on his dead body. Luckily I find 5 bullets. I reload the magnum as I hear the soldiers aprouching Ok, it's now or never!
I run out of the room, going to the opossite direction that the soldiers were coming and unloading the magnum on them, distracting them as run away. With the magnum unloaded I throw it away. I probably going to regret doing this, but fuck it.
I find stairs that lead to the next floor. Maybe I find the classroom "Contact!"
Are you kidding me!?!? More were coming down the stairs, making me change the route. I run into a set of double door, were I enter and close the door quick. I breath heavy and I see the ones inside the room. Just more students, working on some kind of school activity, I think “Over there!” Shit. They're coming. I see a stage and I run to hide under the curtains. I hear the soldiers kicking open the door. Now, is pray so that don't find me or the students say were I am "He may be here somewhere" No I'm not...
Ah, shit. With this on the door outside, I need to find another way out .
I give a better look to where I was. A gym. Students were working on something, and now they were staring at me. This place had bleachers, with some students, and big windows around Wait, those windows seems perfect for my escape. I Just need to break them with something . Running to the bleachers, I reach a window and try to open OUCH! I received a punch that made me fall all the way down the bleacher. I get up, wondering who was WOW! I quickly dodge a ink box that was about to hit my face. I look at the responsible for throwing that at me. A... student? AHH! Someone behind me give me a neck lock, pulling out a pocket knife with his other arm and ready to stab me. I hold the hand with the knife while I also try to free myself. I give a quick look at the one choking me, and I see it was ... another student?! What the fuck! This guys think I'm the villain and are trying to kill me? Well, sorry for what I'm about to do, but I have someone important to save
I hit the nose of one who was holding me with the back of my head, freeing me and making him drop the knife, that I pick up before it could hit the floor. The other tries to kick me, but I was faster and kick her first and make her fall on the floor. I procced to stab the arm of the dude holding me, releasing myself. The chick recovers from the kick and gets up angry and throw I punch on me. I easily dodge her punch and pierce her leg with the knife, making her crouch and hold the bleeding leg, giving me a oportunity to kick her face, knocking her out. I look back at the dude that gave me a neck lock and he was about to punch me. I dodge the punch and I drop him on the bleachers, strongly punching his face, knocking him out.
Okay, back to the window matter I return to the window I was trying to open it, and
"Take this!" I hear I student running at me. I act by instinct and I grab him and throw him through the
Shit! Oh, crap, oh crap, oh crap! I throw him out of the window and he fall outside. I go check on him, and I see him laying on the ground outside... and he was moving Thank god I don't want to hurt someone who was just trying to
"What the fuck happened!?!" Shit. The soldier guarding the door enter to see what happened. He didn't notice me yet so I jump through the window, climbing the wall to the second floor.
I reach a window on the second floor. I open it and enter a random classroom. Ignoring everyone I leave the classroom, looking for... Oh, thank heavens. There it is! Classrom 301 .I aprouch the door and... Oh, come on!
"Sorry, door is locked. If you're late, you stay outside"
Goddamit I knock strongly on the door.
"Hey! Behave yourself, mate, or I call the principal!" Ok, that's it. I prepare myself to kick open the door, and...
"Need some belp?"
What? AHHH! Someone hit so strong that I fly through the classroom's door. I get up slowly, looking at the big that hit me.
"Tikho!" The big guy hit the teacher, making him fly on the board and fall on the floor. On my feets, I get into a fighting stance "I going to enjoy smashing your skull, asshole. But, to make you have a chance" The big guy put his hands on his helmet, removing it and throwing somewhere on the floor "Now, make my day. HahahAHH!" He asked for it, so I punch his face, making a REAL damage on his nose, and making him REAL angry at me. What did he expected by removing his helmet? "You're dead!" He throw a punch at me. I try to block his punch, but it was useless and hit my face. This man is strong, I had to admit. He procced to hold my left arm and throw me all the way to the back of the classroom. I hit the wall strongly, falling on the floor with alot of pain. I see the guy aprouching. Heavy step by heavy step. He stop in front of me "Akan is going to pay me well for this!" He said with a creepy grin, cracking his knuckles and proceed to AHH!.. he... strang... me "Nighty night, shit face. Hahahaha" fuck... losing... can't... think... "ARGH!" OH FUCK! Air! Sweet sweet air! I breath as much as I can, seeing what happened. The big guy was stabbed on the top of his head with a steel rule... by the teacher.
"I said order in class, fucker!" The teacher said, and then look at me "And Henry" He said and... wait, how does he know my "Where the fuck were you!?"... what? "Fuck me, you take to long and now this bitches... “ He point at the dead guy on the floor “..are all around us!" The teacher-no- Jimmy walk back to his desk "If you're wondering, I’m Jimmy, and I was waiting for you, for too. Fucking. Long!" He jump over the desk and start looking for something under it “But, you are here, and that’s what matters" He get up, now holding a bag “Catch” He then throw it at me, and I pick up before it falls "Now, to our way out" He crouch again and this time he get up with a... Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun and a Desert Eagle... he was hiding this guns since the start of the class? "Let's go" He said, and "Oh, almost forgot" Jimmy go to the board and start writing Do page: 258. Deliver: next class "All right class, this is your homework. Don't forget" Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the presence of the students here, who were either surprise or scared, or maybe both, by all the action, and... well, I bet one of them shit their pants "Okay, let's go!" Jimmy said and go to the door, and I stay by his side “We need to get out of here as soon as possible. So, rememeber: stay close to me” I nod “Heh, then, let’s fucking do this” With this, Jimmy kick open the door, and we start making our way out.
Author's Note
I got to say. The likes and deslikes are in a draw, uau. Is nice to see that people are liking this story
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
After I long walk through the school, with Jimmy shooting down soldier after soldier, we aprouch to a set of double doors "Stay sharp" Jimmy kick open the doors, proceding to aim to every direction. I look around and see that we are on a parking lot "We are clear... there, my car!" Jimmy points to a.. green Delorean.
Huh, sticking to the classics, I see
"Get in" He command and we both run to the vehicle. We enter the car, I on the passenger's seat and Jimmy on the driver's seat "Ok, before we go, open the bag I gave ya" I brough the bag he gave me to the front and I open it. Inside was a lot of wires connected to a... small machine with a screen "Shit, just... untangle the wires and find the end of two cables. They are like... headphones wires”
Yeah, easy saying... okay, I finally find them
“Okay, now show me you chest... wow that sound weird”
No shit I do as he said and raise my shirt, enough to show my chest “Okay, now connect them in this two holes” He point to two holes that were close to my right nipple. I put the two wires inside and the screen on the little machine turn on. Jimmy pick the machine before I could see what was showing “Hmm, ok, Henry, I got a good and bad new"
Just what I needed
"The good news is, you're going to live for a while"
A while?
"The bad news is, in this case, a while mean... well, you won’t pass from today "
What?!?
"Look, I explain when we are out of here” He said as start the car “Also, here” He pass to me a gym bag, that was on the back “Some clothes. You look like shit. Also, don’t worry about the ‘a while ' matter” He look at me with a smile, as he start driving away “Your good friend Jimmy have a plan"
FUCK! Jimmy was shot in the head. Looking at the bullet's direction, I see a red dot on... fuck. I quickly got out of the car, escaping the sniper shot, taking cover behind another car nearby Maybe it's the guy who tried to kill me in Vice's office Giving a quick look at the sniper, I see him on the top of a building, aiming at my direction I need to get out of here, quick, but he won't let me escape, that's for sure I needed weapons but where would I Wait, Jimmy's weapons! With careful, I return to Jimmy’s Deloreon. Opening the car's door, I see Jimmy’s dead body, with his face on the steering wheel I’m sorry, man I pick his shotgun and his Deagle. I try to find more ammo, but I wasn't lucky Damn. I guess I have to survive with whatever bullets this guns have Taking cover behind the Deloreon, I check the Deagle and I see that I had... 4 bullets. I hope this is enough I put the pistol on my pants and I hold the shotgun Okay, time to
"HE IS HERE!"
Shit I quickly blow the head of the soldier who blowed my cover. SHotgun bullets start flying at my way. Now, I'm fucked I run to take cover on another car, dodging bullets that were flying at my way. I jump to behind a car and I wait.
"Prekratit' ogon'! Prekratit' ogon'!" They stop firing, probably thinking I was hit. I stay quiet as I hear someone aprouching. As this soldier was close, I pump my shotgun.
I aim at the soldier close and blast his head. I move to another car, shooting as I run. I shoot 2 times and I hit 2 guys, but I see that was still 3 remaining. I take cover behind a car, raising the SPAS and shooting to blind shots "AHH!"
Got one
"Take cover!" Okay, my chance. I got out of cover and run to where they were. Taking out the Deagle, I slide on the car in the same moment that one soldier was about to take aim and so I bring him to the floor. On the right was another soldier, that received a quick headshot, and on the left was the soldier that I hit with the back of my Deagle. To finish the soldier that I was on the top of, I put the Eagle on his mouth and blast his brains. I procced to the guy I hit with the back of my pistol, putting my foot on his neck and the SPAS's barrel on his mouth. He start shaking his head, trying to free himself, but I just press the trigger and Out of ammo?! AHH! Fuck! The sniper hit me on the arm, making me fall.
"DIE!" The wounded soldier jump on me with a knife in hand while holding my face with his other hand and smilling like a maniac. I fight back and hold his arm with the knife Damn it, this guy is annoying I start crushing his arm and so I make him release the knife. I punch his nose and make him fall backwards, so I jump on top of him and stab his neck over, and over, and over, and.
WOW! The sniper shot pass very close to my head, so I stop the stabbing and I start thinking Okay, Now is the moment to take care of the sniper I throw the shotgun away and pull out the Deagle Ok, if I'm remember correctly I shot two times, so I still have two bullets left. I just hope is enough to hit him I run out of cover to a better position, quickly dodging a sniper's shot in the process. Quickly, I take aim at him.
"Gotcha!" A soldier that I didn't noticed before push me with force on a car "Take this!" The fucker strongly punch my head. In return, a smash his balls wiht my knee, procceding smash his head on the car's window and shooting him.
NO, IDIOT! AHH, FUCK! I wasted a bullet, and now I only have one left AHH! The sniper bullet passed very close to me. Thinking quick, I use the dead soldier as a meat shield, protecting me from the next sniper shot. I throw the corpse away and I run back to Oh, crap! I trip and fall on the floor and I could see the red dot on me, so I close my eyes and wait for the worse.
Hmm? I look at the sniper and... looked like he was... reloading! This is my chance. I get up quick and pick up the Desert Eagle. Quickly taking aim, I press the trigger... and I could see the fucker falling down dead. Wow... this was intense I calmly breath in and out At least is over I start walking away Wait, what is this sound? I look at the direction of the sound and I see a... amored truck, with Is that a machine gun on top... fuck me! It's start shooting at me, making me jump behind a car to cover. I could feel the bullets pushing the car, so I need to get the fuck out of here! I run back to the school and I run away I still remember this place layout, so if I... HOLY GOD! THe truck pass right through the double doors and start chasing me trough the hallways.
I reach the front doors, with the luck of not running into any soldier, but also, not running into any students Hopefully they escaped .I jump through the door's glass and start
"HENRY! OVER HERE!" I hear someone calling me. Looking to were the voice was coming, I see the... punk rocker from the Sweet Shoppe, on a motocycle, on the front of the school's horse statue "GET IN!" The guy no.
Wait, is he... Jimmy!?! But, how?
"HURRY!!" Ok, questions later. I need to get the fuck out of here, principally because the ARMORED TRUCK WAS COMING THROUGH THE BUILDING! "COME ON, LAD!" I run and get on the back of the motorcycle, as the armored truck destroy the school's front door. Jimmy start driving away, and the truck came right behind us, honking as a asshole "Fucking asshole!" Jimmy start circling the school "Okay, let's fucking fuck this fuck!" He opens the bag that was in the front with him and pass to me a M79 grenade launcher "Blow the fucker!” I don't know if it will be enough, but screw it. I take aim at the truck behind us and I pull the trigger, hoping that.
HOLY SHIT! The explosive transformed the truck in a ball of fire! That SURE was enough!
"HAAHAHAHAHAAA! ANARCHY, MOTHERFUCKEEEER!" Jimmy said proud, raising his hand and doing the rock n’ roll sign “I always wanted to know if this baby could pack a punch!”
I just hope he have more, in case more of them appear
“Ok, Henry, I’m sure you have a lot of questions, right?”
You have no idea
“But, in the moment, we have to take care of something first. Now, how about we get something to eat. I want a cupcake“
Seriously?
Author's Note
Fourth chapter in the bag.
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
Author's Note
New chapter, along with small changes on this story's name and cover
Piece of Cupcake
"Here we are! My favorite Sweet Shope" Jimmy said, as he park on the side of the same Sweet Shoppe I stopped by when I got in the city "Sugarcube Corner!" Jimmy said happy "Now, let's... hold on" He put a had in front of me "I don't think that you are... presentable"
Why does he... oh, yeah I look to myself and I see my shirt is red with blood. I can see his point
"Here. Since you forgot the other one in the car" He passed to me another bag, that was on the... wait, how did he knew that... never mind. Opening it up, I see some clothes inside. Shirts, pants and etc "Just take the one that cover the blood"
Alright, then I remove my shirt and quickly wear a white shirt and a sweater.
"Nice! NOW you're good. Let's go" I close the bag and put it on my back. Jimmy pick the other bag that was in the bike. The gun bag. So, we enter the...
"No, Twilight, you don't understand!" A discussion is happening inside. Me and Jimmy look at each other, so we decide to look through the window and see what was happening "The guy literally DECAPITATED a guy with a DRUMS PLATE!"
Great, I'M the topic of their discussion I think to myself, but this was obviously, since inside, on a counch close to the counter was the same girls that SAW me decapitating a soldier with a drums plate. The only new person there was girl with purple girl, identical to other girl with purple hair, but with diferent clothes, hair style and she doens't use glasses Maybe she is her twin sister?
"Rainbow Dash, girls. I think you all are overreacting" I hear the twin sister saying "How can a teenager have some much strenght to do something like this?"
"But is the truth, Sugarcube. You know I never lie" The girl with the wester hat said to her "We have no idea how strong he is, but we know he is dangerous. I mean, he beated 3 students, with one of them being throwed through a window"
"Well, I'm not saying I don't trust you. I never going to doubt your words, girls" Purple hair girl 2 said to them "I'm just saying that this is really confusion, and maybe have a reasanable explanation to all of this"
"Well, I-I-I just know that he... he..." The shy girl struggle to say her words, after she... look and point at me, resulting on her friends looking at me as well, all of them with look of surprise or terror. All of them minus purple hair girl 2, who was confused.
"Well, no reason to wait any longer" Jimmy said, looking at me with a smile. With this said, Jimmy open the door and walk to the counter with both his arms extended, and I simply walk behind him "Beauty Cake! Muscle Cake!" He said directly to the attendends. The woman, that attended me in my first time here and a skinny yellow man with orange hair. Both of them look at Jimmy with a smile, as he rest his arm on the counter "How are you cute lover birds doing?
"Oh, Jimmy, just fine" The woman answer him. By the way looks of it, he knows them for some time.
"Good to know, good to know" Jimmy said.
"So, what is going to be, boy?" The husband from the attendent ask.
"Oh the always, for me and my pal" Jimmy said and points at me. The two look at me, and I just wave at them.
"Oh, I know this one. He came here some time ago" The lady said to me " Unfortunatly they run out, but I think I have some spares here somewhere. A moment please" With this, she start preparing whatever it is that Jimmy ordered. Jimmy start talking with the man and I just wait until is time to go.
"No, Twilight" I hear Rainbow Dash, if I'm correct, well, talking with purple hair girl 2.
"Calm down, Rainbow Dash, I simply going to talk with him" Purple hair girl 2 said to her. She raise from her seat and, as I imagined, comes to me "Excuse me, mister?" She talk with me with a smile "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and, if you are wondering, I want to ask you something, since my friends said that they saw you doing a... horrible thing"
Well, looks like my actions are back to bite me in the ass
"But, first of all, what's your name?" Like I did with Vice Luna, I point to my throat and shake my head" Oh, you can't talk?" I nod "Oh, I see. Forgive me, then" I wave my hand in a 'no problem ' way "So, there's a way for you to tell me your name?"
"His name is Hardcore Henry" Jimmy answer her questions. He turn back at me, holding two cupcakes, giving me one "Here you go, pal" I nod to him, giving a bite on it "And this guy if going to become a fucking hero"
"Hero? Him?" Rainbow girl said while raising from her seat, staring at Jimmy with a angry look "This... thing..." She points at me "... is ANYTHING but a hero! He killed alot of people and hurt students from my school!"
"I said 'will become ' not that he already is, honey” Jimmy answer back.
"Relax, Rainbow Dash" The wester girls said "Let's calm down, no need for a fight here!" She getting up from her seat along with the other girls.
"Yeah, yeah. When I start giving a fuck, I let you now" Jimmy said
Uhh, harsh
"Now, Henry" Jimmy grab me by the arm, and lead me to the couch, where the girls where sitting "Sit here and close your eyes" I seat and...
What? close my eyes? "Also, think about something good, because... " He hold my left arm, turning it around, and start searching for something inside his leather jacket"...this won't be pretty"
What you mean by this? He pull out his jacket a pliers Wait... is he... ?
"Now, hold on!" He try to use that thing in my left
HEY, FUCK THIS!
"Stay still, dammit!"
NO! FUCK YOU! I hold his arm, because THIS won't happen!
"STOP IT!" Jimmy slap me and hold my shoudler, looking straight at me "Listen! Akan is trancking you through chip in your arm!" He said serious "We need to remove it if we want to be really safe, ok?"
But... Aaahhhh, shit...! Fuck! Let's just get this over with! I turn my arm and I just hold the couch with my other hand, turning my head to the cealing and closing my eyes "Get ready" With this I start felling the plieaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"STOP!" I hear... girls... and other... AHHHH FUUUUUU...
"Almoooost... got it!"
FUCK! I kick the table in front of me in pain. I probably caused some collateral damage, but fuck it, this hurt like hell!
"Here it is. The fucker we were looking for" I open my eyes and see the small chip Jimmy was talking about. I look at my arm and I see I see the hole Jimmy made, with lots of blood coming out. I put my hand at the top of the injure, breathing slowly "Toodles" Jimmy smash the chip with his boot, procceding to look for something else inside his jacket.
"What is wrong with both of you!?!" The girl with fire color hair ask, hugging the shy girl, who apparently was in shock.
"A asshole with telekinesis" Jimmy answer, pulling out some bandages and start wrapping my injure with it "Hold up... there" He finished. "Ok Henry, returning to that problem" I start hearing him "The reason that you will only live "for while " is because your mechanical parts are gonna start shutting down, but I already have a solution” And it is? “Since you already meet the private army from our favortie warlord Akan, than maybe you should..."
" Akan? A warlord? Are you nuts!" Rainbow girl said back at Jimmy.
“Who is this “Akan ?” Twilight Sparkle ask.
“Akan is the man who founded “Akan Corporation”. He produce all kinds of cybernetic stuff. He is even sponsoring a sport competition between our school and Crystal Prep against people who use his cybernetic limbs, so that everyone with lost limbs can see that they can do whatever they want with Akan’s cyber limbs” Pink girl answer her, in a very...
“Ahh, thanks Pinkie” Twilight thanks her “But, I already knew about this competition. Why did you repeated that part?”
“Felt like it was apropriated” Pinkie simply answer with a smile.
“Anyway” Wester girl said “How someone like him is a warlord?”
"Why don’t you ask someone called... Slick Dimitri" Jimmy pass to me a cellphone with the picture of a man with dark shades, with a very serious look on his face and in front of a turned blue van with various Akan's soldiers by his side "This fucker is the one who command all Akan’s groups. Guns, cops, army, ahh… boy band... look, you get the picture, a lot of his shit" Jimmy pick the phone back "Also he is the one that is going to help us with our little problem... here" He give me back the cellphone, where now was on the Gps, with a dot marking a certain place “This dot on the map is Slick’s place. Get there and break in, and once you’re in and find him, you do exactly this, so pay attention”
Okay, I’m listening
"You're going to kill him... "
Yes?
"Open up his rib cage... "
Yes?
"Take out his beating heart... "
Y-yes
“And…”
And... ?
"Fucking eat it"
Ye- wait what?!?
"WHAT?!?" The girls said in surprise and horror.
Yeah, kinda
"Don't worry" Jimmy pulled a chair and sit in it "It will be a..." he crossed his legs and pick his cupcake on the floor "Piece of cupcake!"... wow.
We hear noises coming from outside. Like, a car hitting another "Hey, my car!" A dude with blue hair and black jacket said. Outside I see 2 police cars stopped outside, and the cops came out of them with their guns ready “This is the police! Come out with you hand in the air!”
"Me and my big mouth" Jimmy said getting up from his seat, holding me as he step back to the counter “You know what are they here for, right?”
Since they were aiming directly at us, I may have an idea .
“Last chance!” They scream at “OPEN FIRE!”
SHIT!
“Mother FUCK!” Jimmy scream and pulled me to behind the counter. Along with the shots, we hear some people screaming “Fucking pigs” Jimmy scream angry.
“Cease fire! We may hit any civilian”
Oh, NOW the think about them .
“Sons of bitches!" Jimmy said angry, picking the bag from his back, and opened, looking for something inside “Henry! Find Dimitri and do what I told you... yes!" He pulled out a sawed-off double barrel shotgun “Without the charger, you won’t live for long” He then pulled out a machete "I will distract this fucker… oh, also" He stop and look back at me "Here" He pass to me a walkie-talkie "When you hear me yelling 'Cranberry', use the phone I gave 'ya and call 'Hoffmann’, understood?" I nod "Perfect” Jimmy, with the machete in one hand and the shotgun in the other, jump the counter and charge on the cops “BRING IT ON, FUCKERS!”
“OPEN FIAAHHH!” I give a little peak to see the actions and… holy shit. Heads blasted, decapitations, limbs being cut. Jimmy was maniac.
Dammit, not the time for being distracted . Seeing a window close by, with no cops on the other side, I run and jump through it.
“Stop right there!” To bad I was wrong. More cops were on the other side of the streets, so I start running as fast as I could, hoping to find a chance of escaping… and this oportunity came as stairs that lead to the subway.
Perfect I run down the stairs, passing by people in front of me
“Stop him!” A cop scream, hoping that someone helped them. Lucky me, no one did. I see the metro and
Shit! The doors were closing! It's now or never I run even faster and jump in, before the doors closed completely.
"Crap!" The cops weren't fast enough, and the doors closed in their faces. As the metro start moving, I breath in relief.
I stand up and seat by the side of a girl with big orange hair... that was staring at me, along with a girl with purple pig tails and a girl with blue pony tail. They must be thinking I'm crazy, or something. Well, I would think the same if I see someone jumping inside a metro In response for their stare, I awkwardly wave with a small smile, and, to my surprise, the girl with blue pony tail wave back, resulting in the other girls staring at her with a serious look, making her stop Well, their life weren’t my problem, I needed to find this... were is this song coming from, oh shit, Jimmy I pick up the wakie talkie, we're I could hear music coming from, along with Jimmy's voice.
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“You fuckers want some more?!? I’m all out, but I still can fuck you all, bitches! ” His scream got the attention of some people on the metro, principally the three girls that were staring at me confused. I simply shrug at them.
“Get down on the ground! You have no way out! ”
“Oh yeah? You guys are sure about this?” I think I know what he is going to do, so I quickly pick up the phone he gave me, and start looking for… found it! Now, is wait.
“Last chance! ”
“You know, the is one thing that I love more than this is a little thing called… ”
“KILL… ”
“CRANBERRY! ” I call the number, kinda confuse of how…
*BUUUMMM*
What the... !?! A explosion happens somewhere, but I have a idea where it happened, since I just hear static coming from the walkie-talkie Wait, was this Jimmy’s plan? Explode himself? Holy heck, he really IS a maniac I think to myself But, I have a felling that I will see him again soon. Now, I need to find this Dimitri, but also, I need to change clothes. This sweater itches.
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
Author's Note
New chapter
Next Stop
Alright, with a new white shirt and a dark hooded jacket, instead of that sweater. All I need to do now is wait until the metro stop.
"Oh, I'm so hungry" The girl with blue ponytail said to the girls by her side.
"But we don't have any cash" The girl with purple pigtails said in a bad mood to her. Well she as a reason for being pissed, I could hear their stomachs growling.
Man, this is kinda depressing I think to myself, suddendly having a idea and putting a hand in my pocket Is not like I'm using this for better things
With my wallet in hand, I tap the girl with orange hair's shoulder "What do you want?" She ask pissed, and I offer my wallet to her, surprising her and the others.
"Is this guy serious?" The pigtasil girl ask.
The orange hair girl pick the wallet and open it, and by her look she couldn't believe the amount of money inside "Are you serious? For us?" I nod and I procced to try take nap.
Heh, this make me feel kinda WOW
"Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!" The girl with ponytail hug me in gratitude.
Yeah, she is happy I think to myself, smilling and patting her back.
"Okay, Sonata, enough" The girl with orange hair said, smilling this time "We need to discuss something really important. Where should we eat?"
Well, they seem happy I think Now to a quick nap. I'm felling tired Putting the hood on, I close my eyes for a quick rest.Tap-Tap "Wake up"
Huh? What? I open my eyes and look around with a small yawn Wait, where are those girls? I see that their gone and the train is still moving. Either they gone to another wagon or a missed a metro station.
"Excuse me" I look at the man in front of me. A... cop
Oh, shit
"You need to come with me" He said "Or.." He then put a hand on his pistol.
Well, I only have one option here I jump at the guy and push him to the window, were we where fighting for the pistol he was holding. I strongly punch him in the face and he fall the seat. Since he was trying to get up, I punch him once moe to kncok him out.
Well I breath heavily, recovering for this quick action This was the smothly combat I had I pick the gun from the floor. A glock pistol 17.
"Freeze!" Another cop appear on the wagon on my left, pointing his gun at me. In panic, I run to the wagon on my right. shotting at him and dodging his shot and scaring others who were on the metro.
Goddamit! This is starting to get stupid! To make my day better, I already was out of buller Perfect I focused on running, but I had reached the last wagon, having no were to go Ah, crap!
"Got ya!" The cop reach me, pointing his weapon at me. I throw my gun down and raise my hands, as my only alternative "Oh no, this is the end, pal"
Shit
Crash Suddendly, someone break a bottle on his head and knock him out "Nighty night princess" It was a hobo. No, THE hobo from the bus, and he was holding a small bag with him "Well, this was easy" To my luck, the train start stopping. We reached a station and everyone else run out in fear of what just happened "Here" The hobo throw the bag to me "If was you, I start running to fuck out" Nodding, I run out of the subway.
Looking at the phone Jimmy gave me, I see that Dmitry's place wasn't far, so I walk a bit faster. I check the bag that hobo gave me, and inide I found a Beretta 9mm, a silencer, pistol clips and a balaclava Looks liek i'm ready I think closing the bag Now, time to visit Slick Dmitry
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
Slick Visit to Slick Dimitry
Author's Note
Being a while, but here a new chapter.
Slick Visit to Slick Dimitry
Finally, Dmitry's place I think, looking at the building... with Akan's soldiers guarding the front Fuck Looking around the place, I try to figure a way in. But it would be hard, with the soldiers checking every corner and everyone that enters or exit the building. Looks like my only way in is the "guns blazing " way Maybe I...
"Hey!" A soldier call my attention. I stand still and wait as he aprouch at me. If it was trouble, I have my way of taking care of him... I just hope I can take care of the others "Have any light?"
Huh? I then notice the cigarette on his mouth. Checking my pockets, I shake my head.
The man sights "Then just stay way from the place, please" With this, he return to his post.
Thank God With this done, I start having a idea Maybe climbing to a open window? Better than start another shoot out I go to the building's side. With no one around I take the pistol from the bag Jimmy gave me I still wonder how he was there I also pick the silencer and put on the gun. With this done, I put in my pants and hide it with my shirt Okay, now to the funny part
I start climbing quick. With Carefull, but quick, since my life is on the line. As a climb, I admit something I'm one heck of a climber! Shit, i wonder if I can do parkour The open window was close, so I go a bit faster and I could almost SHIT! My foot slipped and I strongly hold the window while looking down, where I saw three soldier patrolling Okay, okay. Everything is fine Recovering my balance, I quickly enter the apartment from and...
"What the...?" I hear someone and I pick my gun at person... a man on a couch, that was smoking weed... with a girl laying down on the couch sleeping, with her head on his lap. I put down the gun and raise my hand in a sorry motion as a pass by, carefully to don't wake the girl "Door's opened" I nod in thanks and go to the door "Wow, this is a good one"
"Can I have some?" I hear the girl as I leave.
I hide the gun again as I go up the stairs Now to find this Dimitri... but where does he...
The phone in my pocket vibrate. Pick it up to check, I see it was a message... from Jimmy "I deeply ask for your forgiveness. I forget to say WHERE apartment he live. My mistake, my mistake. Dimitry live in the last floor, Room 802. Good luck and make him regret being alive
Well, this helps I put the phone back in my pocket and start going up the stairs Time to make a visit to this Dimitry person
"Passing by!" Two mans in suits pass by me brutly, quickly going up the stairs "Dimitri is going to kill us!"
"Nope. Akan will and will only be you"
Aand they work for them. Fucking perfect I sigh as I get to the next floor. Now that I'm looking, I notice more mens in suits spread around Probably security. Maybe elevators is a better way up I go to the elevators and press the button, getting in and pressing the highest Keycard blocked? Fuck off I sigh in irritation this time. Pressing the seconds highest floor, I decide to go to the last floor by myself, or at least get a key card to it. Picking my gun, I prepare myself Time to do this the stealth...
ding "Fucking finally, this took..." The elevator didn't stopped where I wanted, and instead where three agents have called it, and we simply stare at each other weirdly... that is, until the one on the left try to pick his gun and then receive a bullet on the head and I follow by shooting the one on the right. I strongly grab the ball of the last guy, making him scream in agony as I pull him inside the elevator. As I smash his balls I point my gun to the floor I wanted. He quickly pick his keycard and use on the reader, making the elevator move. As it go up, I release the guy and he fall on the elevator's floor holding his nuts. He was in too much pain to even fight, so I let him live The scream probably alert the others I get into position, redy for this fight I'm coming for you Dimitry
The doors opened and two securities greet me, and I greet them with a bullet in each heads. I walk out of the elevator and start looking for where Dimitry live "Here he is!!" More agents came and I more bullets I put in their head as I make my way to Dimitry's place. Finally, I reach the door Key card reader? Where I...
"Ahhh!"A agent run on with a knife, but I dodge the attack and then break his ankle with my foot. As he scream in pain, I search inside his suit for a key card.
Bingo I quickly use it to open the door Time to...
"This way!" More agents coming from the stairs.
"HE'S HERE!" The guy I break the ankle scream my location "HE'S AH!" I put a bullet on his head and quickly enter the apartment, locking the door.
Now, Slick... Dimitry? The first thing I notice is that I was in a hallway, with lots of boxes, one on the top of other, on the left and rigth, and On the end of the hallway was a room, with a man using a trench coat sitting on a chair. Dimitry. Reloading my pistol, I walk slowly with my gun ready and enter the room where the Dimitry was. The room was kinda big with two large windows that lead to the roof, a table in the front of Dimitry with a keyboard and a double barrel shotgun, and on the wall was screens Enough checking. My life is at risk here
Aprouching slowly at Dimitry, I put my gun at his head... and no reaction. Going to his front, I aim right at his head... but still nothing The fuck? Checking him, I see that he was almost like the picture Jimmy show. Suit, trench coat, shades. The diference here is that he was using a kevla vest. The worse part is that I didn't know is he was dead or sleeping or he is just faking for me do touch hima nd he attack me in surprise. Not giving a crap anymore, I kick him and he fall on the floor with the chair... and still nothing Well, easier that way, i guess I start removing the Kevla vest while thinking in how I could open his...
"Henry!" Mother? Looking at the screens, there she was, her whole face "Henry, I heard the Akan's soldiers saying what you are doing. I knew you weren't going to leave me and fight back. You're just like your father" She smile and giggle "Okay, listen to me. Since you already found Jimmy, he can help you defeat Akan, but you two must hurry, Akan is already starting" Starting what? "And if we don't stop him, he will have his army in days or even sooner"
"Coooore! Where are you my dear?" Akan.
"Shit, i need to go. Good luck, my son" With this, the screen turn off and I return to remove Huh? Where the fuck... ?
"Cute" I hear a voice behind me and a punch from Dimitry launch me on the floor "I knew those incompetent bastards wouldn't keep you away" He walk to the table where the shotgun was. I quickly pick my pistol and shoot at click OF COURSE!
"Out of ammo?" Dimitry said aiming at me "Haha, that's too AH!" I throw my pistol at him and he step back on the table, with shotgun still in hands. I quickly get on my feets and run into him, and we start fighting for the shotgun "Aren't you a strong bastard?" He give me some punches in my stomach, and I had to admit, he is strong. We turn around and we raise the barrel of the gun to close to our BANG "AH!" A strong push fires the gun too close to our ears and almost making me deaf. The gun fall on the floor and Dmitry go to the window while still in pain. Picking the gun I aim at him as he turn around "Mother..." I push the trigger and lauch a barage of bullet that lauch him out of the window.
Damn, this was hard I breath in relief and walk to the window, to check Dimitry's body I just hope I can... Mother FUCKER! Dimitry was alive and fine, walking on the edge of the roof while flipping the bird at me Okay, this is getting stupid! I jump out of the window and run at him, who was on the edge of the building, where some abseiling rope was prepared.
As Dimitry pick a rope and was about to go down, he look at me with a grin that angers me "You're half machine half pussy" And with this, while giving me the finger, again, he jump down. I go and watch as he quickly was going down. Picking a abseiling rope, I start going down, very, very, very fast Shit, shit, shit, SHIIIIT! I close my eyes as I fall strong on something Ouch Opening my eyes, I see that I fall on a... dumpster Fantastic I exit it start regaining my balance from the fall, as I also clean myself. Some people aprouch to check if I was fine. I ignored them, since I see the asshole tying his shoe. Upon noticing me, he simply say one thing "Shit" And so he start escaping from me.
Oh no you don't! I start running after him. I won't let this cunt get away.
HARDCORE HENRY: Equestria Girls
Author's Note
This took some time, but here it is. This story lives, everybody.
A Problem Down...
If i'm half pussy, than this guy is a complete sissy! I think impatient as Dimitry don't stop running like a coward How long can this fucker run!
"Give up, cyber cunt!" Dmitry scream at me as we reach a park, with people looking at us confused "Go suck your boyfriend, it will make you feel better. Hahahaha!"
Ok, now I'm done with this! I start thinking in anyway to stop him, and then my cahnce of stopping him in form of a wine bottle, that a couple were drinking in their little picnic Bingo
As we pass by them, I pick the bottle from the guy's hand "Hey!" The guy said angry, but I simply concentrate in aiming in Dmitry's head. As we were passing by a horse's fountain, and Dmitry was about to jump by it, I throw the bottle at him and it breaks in his head, resulting in him fall in the fountain.
Gotcha! I enter the fountain and i see the water became red with Dmitry's blood Maybe that was enough to knock him out... thank God I start picking Dmitry's body, put I was push back by him, who stand on his feets, but a bit dizzy and without his shades,s showing his dark brown eyes.
"Ok, you want a fight that bad?" Dimitry ask, cracking his neck and getting into fighting stance "Bring it on, then!"
You said it, motherfucker He throw I punch at me, but I block and punch his nose. Regaining his balance, he check his bleeding nose and then procced kick me, but I grab his feet and pull him to my side, holding his head and hitting it in the fountain's statue and then throwing out of the fountain That was easier than expected As he was on the ground, I prepare to...
"Stop right there!" A man hold my arm, and then one was the guy a took the wine bottle from "Shinning Armor, Canterlot City Police! You are under... "
"DIE!" Dmitry try to cut me with a pocket knife, but a hold his hand and I crush it, making him drop the knife. I kick the cop away and then I punch Dmitry and drop him on the ground in pain. I quickly pick the pocket knife from the ground and I hold Dmitry by his collar and I brough him to his feets, ready to pierce his "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" Dmitry said with hsi arms raised "Don't kill me! I can say something very important about Jimmy!"
Wait, Jimmy? I was confused, but I heard a loud sound from far away and suddendly part of DDmitry's head exploded FUCK! The people around scream in terror and run away, but I simply jump to take cover behind the fountain, wondering were the sniper was. I decide to not waste anymore time, I pull Dmitry's corpse to my side. With the pocket knife in hand, I prepare te operation
I make a deep cut on Dimitry's chest, opening it his chest with my bare hands Jesus, this is disgusting I hold his heart and I removed it, throwing to the side,and there it was The charge pump!... hopefully I remove it and pull inside my pocket Finally, got the thing... and I need a rest
"Stop right there!" Turning around I see cops by Shinning Armor's side, all of them aiming Glocks at me.
Fuck! Without thinking twice, I start running away, wishing for a moment of rest... and wondering what Dmitry was going to say about Jimmy... and if maybe it was bullshit.
After another hot pursuit, I lost the cops and I was resting in alleyway, breathing slowly. Felling a bit better, I start walking out of the alleyway Now to find JimAH! Someone jump on me and brough me to the floor.
"Gotcha!" It was a girl aparrently... and I think I remember that voice. The said girl brough me to my feets and push me agains the wall to stare at her, holding me by the collar and making me raise my hands. Looking at the girl, my theory was confirmed.
Rainbow chick?
"Rainbow Dash!" I hear... Twilight Sparkle, if I'm correct, running at us, being followed by her friends "Good job, but you can go easy now" She said with a smile and Rainbow Dash let me go, but still not letting me running away as they surround me "Sorry for this, Henry. But we REALLY need to speak with you" Twilight said to me "First, some proper apresentation" Cleaning her throat she start apresenting herself "As you remember, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and this are my friends" She motion to the others "Applejack, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmers, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, as you already know, and this is, well, Twilight Sparkle, too" I look confused at her "Yeah, is kinda confused, but this doesn't matter now, what matter is... " She then look at me with a serious look "My friends affirm that you are a VERY dangerous man"
True, but not a bad guy
"At first I though they were simply exagerating, but what happened back there was prove enough that you are not... common" Twiligth said with her arms crossed "The thing is, you don't look like a bad person. But, never judge a book by it's cover, right?"
Were you want to get with this?
"A lot of problems are happening recently and I think you are connected to them, somehow" Sunset said.
You have NO idea
"So, we need you explain us what is happening" Applejack said serious "Pinkie?"
"Rogger!" Pinkie Pie said with a continence and.. put both hands inside her hairs? Like she was searching for something Inside? She then pull out... cupcakes?
The fuck?
"Ops" She said and put them back inside her hair "I save those for later" She then pull out a pink notepad and a pink pen "Here you go" She giving the items to me.. and I just look at her confused.
"Okay, now, Tell us what exactly is happening!" Twilight Sparkle 1 said serious and the girls look at me serious, while waiting for me to writte soemthing. To be sincery, the only things I know is that Akan is a cunt and, he is with my mom and I need to rescue her and i'm going to kill him and save my mom with the help of the... Jimmys. Wait, there also that thing about Akan's army, that my mom told me, but I DEFINITELY, won't say this "So?" Still, they wait for me to writte something. With a sigh, I start writting the ONLY truth they need to know.
"He is here!" I heard a voice coming from a side of the alley. Looking at the direction that the voice came, I see... Shinning Armor, pointing at pistol at me, and along side him was other 4 cops, also pointing their pistols at me.
"Shinning?" Twilight Sparkle 2 look at the cop, along with the others.
"Sister, get away from him! He is a lunatic!" Shinning scream serious
Sister? Oh, boy
"We are wasting too much time!" One of the cops said, and the others, minus Shinning, look like they were about to shoot me.
"Wait!" Shinning Armor said and that was my cue to get out of here. I remove the paper from the notepad and I put inside Rainbow's shirt, and then I push her away "Open fire!" I run as fast as I could, escaping the bullets. The important thing is that my message to those girls was delivered.
Don't get involved, ladies!
