Ponies on Drugs

A/N: This is written by Twilight to Celestia, just to avoid confusion.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Yesterday, I learned that spending time with those who matter the most to you is one of the most important things you can do. It is just so much fun to enjoy yourself with others.

I also learned that smoking cannabis, snorting cocaine and blazing methamphetamine is...how you have one hell of a good party! I got high, Pinkie Pie got high, Fluttershy, Spike, err...Applety, Rarijack...the other one...we all got wasted. In fact, I am blazing some weed as I'm writing you this message.

Remember Princess, stay in drugs and don't do school.

Yours dearly,

Spilight Twarkle.

From Celestia to Twilight.

My dearest Twilight,

I am writing to tell you how upset I am with you that you had a drugs rave party with your friends...and didn't invite me! As your princess I am disappointed with you and I would punish you if it wasn't for your brother. He had a wagonload of crack stored in his mattress. In fact, there was no mattress, it was just coke. It wasn't very comfortable lying on the bed afterwards, but at least he knows how to show a girl a good time on it. Of course we didn't want Cadance to find out, so we teleported her to the middle of space! What a night! Even my sister Luna joined in. She showered in cocaine and then sat on Shining's face. He must feel so lucky.

Hoping to hear from you soon,

Celestia.