Cadet Blaze

by Blazing Crystal

Rating: everyone
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Length: 1617

A drunk blaze accidentally signs up to become a royal guard

One afternoon blaze gets drunk and accidentally signs up to become a royal guard. he wakes up the next day to see a letter saying he signed up he freaks out over becoming one and having to go to a cadet academy, luckily blaze's friends have connections and become the trainers in his cadet class.

(This is fanmade and has nothing to do with my real life i know a lot of times people in the military make their OCs royal guards and i am obviously not in the military. i am also not at the age of being able to drink in irl but my pony can because who really cares lol)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-06 20:06:20 UTC

The Letter

Blazing Crystal: Blaze sits up in bed and yawns

Blazing Crystal: gets out of bed and starts walking to kitchen to make breakfast

Blazing Crystal: notices letter in door and walks over to it

Blazing Crystal: picks up letter and reads it then drops it to the ground with shocked face

Blazing Crystal: runs over to dragons lab/hut dragon!

Dragon: walks out what's up blaze

Blazing Crystal: shoves letter in face look at this shit?!?!?

Dragon: reads letter looks up at blaze very surprised

Blazing Crystal: what the fuck is this shit I never signed up for that starts shaking

Dragon: Well you should go up to the castle

Blazing Crystal: points at the side of the of the letter it says once you sign up you can't un sign up

Dragon: This message has been removed.

Dragon: You might have been drunk

[12:14:25 PM] Blazing Crystal: (I don't think that story exists in this roleplay dragon)

[12:14:43 PM | Edited 12:14:48 PM] Blazing Crystal: I guess I could of been drunk.. sits on ground

[12:15:35 PM] Dragon: And that's why I don't drink

[12:16:25 PM] Dragon: You should talk to fire about this

[12:16:46 PM] Blazing Crystal: ok grabs letter and flies into air

[12:17:00 PM] Blazing Crystal: (wth would fire be? on a cloud? drinking?)

[12:18:07 PM] Dragon: (Probably)

[12:18:28 PM] Blazing Crystal: shoots above clouds to look for fire where the hell are you

[12:18:55 PM] Blazing Crystal: sees fire drinking on a cloud and flies to him fire fire fire fire

[12:20:25 PM] firewing 628: (Lol would probably be drinking yeah. But also gonna say I run a private security firm in this RP, that often contracts with the royalty and noble houses)

[12:20:54 PM] firewing 628: looks at blaze slightly amused by his hyper mood what's up?

[12:21:09 PM] Blazing Crystal: lays letter in front him

[12:21:41 PM] firewing 628: reads through letter, looks up at blaze and then bursts out laughing

[12:21:42 PM] Dragon: lands very lightly and walks over

[12:22:00 PM] firewing 628: Oh man! This should be interesting!

[12:22:32 PM] Blazing Crystal: groans and falls on cloud in anger damn it

[12:23:25 PM] firewing 628: chuckles again and pats blaze on the shoulder don't worry, security isn't that bad a gig. Plus you get to hang around some of the hottest mares in equestria winks I've enjoyed that perk quite a bit myself

[12:24:26 PM] Blazing Crystal: your forgetting the academy to become a royal guard that's what I somehow signed up for

[12:24:42 PM] Blazing Crystal: puts face in clouds

[12:24:44 PM] firewing 628: snickers yeah well we all had to train at some point

[12:25:10 PM] firewing 628: Look at it this way. You won't have any pudge in your flank to ruin your chances with the ladies

[12:25:35 PM] Dragon: and your not an experiment

[12:26:05 PM] firewing 628: It's only what? Like...6 weeks training? And then preliminary trial period in low security ops?

[12:26:44 PM] Dragon: Depends on the person

[12:26:56 PM] Blazing Crystal: yeah but I have to go through what is it called? cadet academy? then your a royal guard and theres all those chores and rules and I can't do that takes drink fire was drinking and drinks some of it

[12:28:11 PM] firewing 628: laughs and conjures more whiskey dude you'll be fine. The cadet academy will be simultaneous to your beginning guard duties. But with your unique magical skills you might even get to start out as a cadet in palace duty.

[12:29:16 PM] Dragon: It might do you some good hey fire got any thing light

[12:29:25 PM] Blazing Crystal: i don't feel comfortable bringing my necklace they might want to use it drinks more of drink

[12:30:01 PM] firewing 628: looks at whiskey and thinks. Then makes it disappear and conjures a bottle of brandy instead I think it's time for a more soothing drink chuckles and pours Blaze and himself a glass

[12:30:52 PM] firewing 628: thinks for a second I think I can help with that. Think you can handle a little pain for a second?

[12:31:14 PM] Blazing Crystal: whatever is already kinda drunk from whisky and brandy finished the job ....Sure...

[12:32:42 PM] firewing 628: looks at the crystal and begins to concentrate as his horn glows. The pendant lifts and glows and the chain seems to shrink into itself coiling into the pendant and framing it as it changes shape. Then suddenly he lifts the pendant with his magic and it snaps into place on Blaze's ear immediately piercing and then healing it

[12:33:21 PM] Blazing Crystal: ow puts hoof on ear

[12:33:27 PM] firewing 628: There. No one's gonna think about taking our your piercing. Especially if it looks less conspicuous. casts a quick spell to make the pendant look less glamorous to anyone looking at it

[12:33:58 PM] firewing 628: The soreness will go away in a minute.

[12:34:47 PM] Blazing Crystal: i'm pretty sure they don't allow piercings in cadet academy or royal guard, maybe royal guard but pretty sure not cadet academy lays down

[12:34:52 PM] firewing 628: When do you have to start training?

[12:35:17 PM] Blazing Crystal: it said in like 3 days closes eyes

[12:35:31 PM] firewing 628: chuckles I'll make a few calls. I've got a lot of favors I can cash in this should be no problem.

[12:36:09 PM] Decker: (fire he has to go remember that's the whole point of another roleplay lol)

[12:36:15 PM] firewing 628: you could try for the royal guard. If one of the princesses takes a liking to you it'll be easy.

[12:36:26 PM] Decker: (oh wait you ment the ear ring nvm)

[12:36:28 PM] firewing 628: (I know. I meant I could let him have the piercing.)

[12:37:03 PM] firewing 628: (Lol yup. Cuz ponies are less likely to be curious about a little hoop through his ear than a big shiny and expensive looking necklace)

[12:37:23 PM] Decker: (yeah)

[12:37:49 PM | Edited 12:37:59 PM] Blazing Crystal: takes hoof off ear and tries sleeping on cloud still drunkish

[12:39:34 PM | Edited 12:40:11 PM] Blazing Crystal: lifts head up shit puts hooves on head they are gonna mess with my hair

[12:42:19 PM | Edited 12:42:37 PM] Decker: (yeah firewing is not gonna be able to get a favor for that that part because that's gonna be funny)

[12:46:47 PM] Blazing Crystal: grabs fluff of clouds at puts it on head "muffled" they are not gonna mess with my hair

[12:49:32 PM] Blazing Crystal: lifts loud up to breath damn it i completely forgot about that

[1:05:06 PM] Blazing Crystal: i'm gonna go get some hay fries flies down to ground to get some

[1:23:10 PM] firewing 628: chuckles and begins writing a letter to Princess Luna, and mutters to self very quietly if they knew how close we really were...*chuckles again*

[1:24:30 PM] Blazing Crystal: flies back up with a cup of hay fries and lays down i will not let them touch my hair stuffs hay fries in mouth

[1:27:55 PM] firewing 628: smirks and silently finishes letter, sending it via magic with a poof there. No one will bug you about your ear ring. Tho I'm afraid I can't really protect your hair chuckles

[1:28:30 PM] Dragon: just going to have to grow it back blaze

[1:29:02 PM] Blazing Crystal: long groan fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "muffled by hay fries in mouth" ckkkkk

[1:31:03 PM] firewing 628: Blaze if you have long hair, and it gets all sweaty it's gonna cause problems during training. You'll just have to grow it back once you've worked your way up the chain and have a nice palace posting.

[1:34:55 PM] Blazing Crystal: I have messy hair i don't want neat hair puts clouds in ears as ear plugs lays down shaking again, i think your only thinking about the good stuff about this, i'm lazy i can't do stuff like that lays down on clouds again and puts face in hooves

[1:35:26 PM] Decker: (2 days till you gots to go to cadet academy. that's when fun begins Lol)

[1:35:48 PM] Decker: (not real days obviously)

[1:40:42 PM] firewing 628: (Lol course not. But this'll be great. I have a surprise in store)

[1:40:50 PM] firewing 628: (Fast forward 2 days)

[1:41:28 PM] Decker: (really? lets skip the the afternoon before the day he goes)

[1:43:15 PM] firewing 628: (What're we gonna do for 2 days? I'm just gonna go back to work and blaze is gonna mope until he shows up lol)

[1:44:19 PM] Decker: (ok this is what I mean we go to the late afternoon of the day before he goes when he gets his uniform for the next day lol)

[1:45:32 PM] firewing 628: (Ohhh ok. Yup)

[1:45:38 PM] Decker: (not the armor)

[1:45:50 PM] Decker: (you know what I mean right?)

[1:46:00 PM] firewing 628: (No armor yet lol. He's not in training till next day)

[1:46:37 PM] Decker: (they don't train in armor remember? in the twilights first day comic (fan made) they show what the cadet uniforms look like so I just thought of that)

[1:46:44 PM] firewing 628: is nowhere to be found the day before. Seems to have gotten busy with work and left a note saying he was going to Canterlot for a business meeting

[1:46:56 PM] firewing 628: (Works for me)

[1:47:42 PM] Blazing Crystal: gets out of bed and sees package at his door what now

[1:49:03 PM] Dragon: flys too canterlot to do something for luna

[1:49:38 PM] Blazing Crystal: opens package and sees cadet uniform damn it i forgot about these too