Princess Jr.

by rainbowspirals

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Princess Celestia
Length: 1166

Twilight Sparkle has just become Princess in manly Equestria. Her first challenge? Passing the Welcoming Meeting.

Twilight Sparkle has just become Princess in manly Equestria. Her first challenge? Passing the Welcoming Meeting.

Published 2016-07-06 22:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-06 22:10:01 UTC

"Bub-bye, Alicorn,"

It was a chilly Thursday afternoon. The day had passed quickly. A few hours ago had been the coronation of Twilight Sparkle, a newly born Princess in the Land of Equestria. Everything passed smoothly and as planned, after all, all Twilight had to do was... wave (As a very important Princess). Everypony had come back to their places of living, whether it was a cottage, a cloud or a cave, however Princess Twilight Sparkle had to stay at the Castle of Canterlot to attend a very royal Welcoming Meeting hosted by how-do-you-do-that-with-your-mane, you-scared-children-once and the Princess known as you-dont-have-much-meaning-except-being-the-only-mare-that-will-ever-love-Shining-Armor. The meeting was very important, since Twilight had to learn the basics of being a royal Goddess in the pony lands.

Everyprincess was gathered in a large formal meeting room, decorated by cold walls and purple curtains to block out the hoards of fanfillies and fancolts and the occasional sun here and there. In the meeting room was a large round table with 3 regal thrones and the brand new addition to the chilly box was a rusty wooden stool since the money the Princesses earned was used for not important things like a new throne to celebrate the coming of the Princess of Friendship, but instead it was used for even better things like paying for the hoards of fanfillies and fancolts out the window and the expensive definitely-worth-it-and-totally-working mane accessories and mane brushes.

The lavender slightly-taller-unicorn was confused as to where she would sit, however she was later reassured that there was a wobbly stool waiting for her by the possibly-deadly crack in the floor. The new Princess was excited again as she took seat in the best chair ever.

"So what do we talk about?" The manly new alicorn voice asked.

"Twilight Sparkle, may we begin by asking you why you have a splash of frosting decorating your snout please?" Began super-tall-and-also-manly Goddess Celestia. When she sat down, the mare looked like a possessed white giraffe.

"Well, when I finished the coronation I got a cupcake from Pinkie Pie. I ate it and it was delish! Pinkie is a really goo—" explained Twilight before being interrupted by the giraffe.

"Oh my gOD TWILIGHT," the roaring white lion began.

Twilight licked off the remaining sweet goodness using her orange tongue. "Deeeeelish I repeat!"

"You're a priNCESS TWILight," the super-tall Goddess complained.

"I'm a what?" questioned Twilight.

"You're a PRINCESS," yelled Celestia.

"No, I'm just a royal alicorn," explained Twilight.

In the room there was a large accapella wave of 3 sudden facehooves, followed by long, smelling sighs, coming from each of the three Goddesses.

"This will be harder than I thought," whispered Cadance, moving her head over to Luna who giggled evily, and that definitely wasn't noticable. "I wonder how long the meeting will take," wondered Cadance, doubting success.

Silence reigned.

"You are a Princess, like oh my god. Let's explain to you what you must do,"

Twilight Sparkle immediatly sat up. The three other Princesses were glad that Twilight finally obeyed to an instruction, and did not do something silly to disrupt the meeting for no reason at all. This was royal and noprincess had any time to tell Sparkle to shut her snout up, because they were supposed to have tea with other important fillies and colts right after, however their faint attempts to make the meeting as short and clear as possible were destroyed, because Twilight always couldn't keep quiet.

"You are the Princess of Friendship and the element of magic, the most important element in all of Equestria. You must serve others using Honesty, Loyalty, Kindness, Generosity and Laughter, providing peac—" The younger sister Princess, Luna, was interrupted by the wobbles of a chair.

"I can make music with this! This is soooo fun! Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wob—"

"STOP! I REPEAT! STOP! OH MY GOD TWILIGHT," screamed the dark empress of the night. "PLEASE! We are trying to teach you how to be a PRINCESS! A PRINCESS!!!" The navy mare yelled in anger and frustration. "When you are a PRINCESS, there are NO shenanigans! You are POLITE, and QUIET! Especially during a VERY IMPORTANT ROYAL MEETING LIKE THIS! You were FINE at the CORONATION, so what's wrong with being LESS ANNOYING at such an important event?!" The empress roared, smelling breath fumes choking Twilight Sparkle.

"Oh my god! Blech! Blech! Did you eat tuna before this, or beans—"

"I ATE TUNA AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN—" The navy and black alligator broke mid-sentence. "Pssst! Cadanceeee! Caaaaaadance! What do I say?!" The alligator whispered loudly. In contrast, the Goddess of love whispered back in shmffs and shmuufz, and noprincess heard anything the passionate Princess said.

"THEN I WILL TAKE YOUR BOOK ON FOREST ANIMALS AND BURN IT IN A WELL— what? Oh... not a well?... Why?... water doesn't burn books?... OHHHHHHHHH OKAYYYYY," the alligator shook her head, but she didn't stop hatin'. "I WILL THROW IT IN A WELL." She finished, her eyes insane, and her front hooves on the table, tilting the table upward hitting Twilight in the jaw.

"Ow!" She squeaked, before quickly grabbing her hoof to cover her mouth. She didn't want her book to be dunked in a well. Twilight stayed quiet, not moving or even blinking, so the Princesses could finally continue with hope of no more disruptions.

"When you are a Princess, you have to take each pony under your wing. You must show them love and care, and you must let them know that you will help them in any situation where they need it," the manly hopeless romantic sounded alluring, the other Princesses sitting in silence as they adored the tone of the love bird. A few seconds after Cadences sentence prevented her from starting another one, because the white dinosaur began complaining.

"Oh god. These dumb fanfillies and fancolts... Get out!" The big sister Princess used her blue alicorn magic to close the dark lilac curtain, silencing the paid actorponies on the other side.

Silence reigned. Twilight hadn't moved an inch, and she still didn't blink. The three other useful Princesses looked at each other, concerned. Princess Luna began stamping her navy hoof infront of Twilight, in hope of getting a reaction.

"Um Twilight? Hello?"

Silence reigned. Until...

"Oh my god thank you soooooo much for snapping me out of this hehe! Anyway there is soooo much things i must discuss! Have I told you the time I WAVED at my coronation?! Or how about the time Pinkie Pie gave me a delicious cupcake?! I must tell all of it to—"

"NO! OH MY GOD TWILIGHT YOU PURPLE HOTDOG SHUT YOUR SNOUT UP! THATS IT, WE DONT WANT TO MISS TEA TIME, BYE BYE ROYAL ALICORN! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

And with that, the empress of the night used her powerful magic to grab Princess Twilight by the mane, and she threw her out the castle window, into the lake below.

"Bub bye, alicorn," the navy alligator said.