Bright and The Ponies

"Attention staff, we are receiving a new SCP. We would like Dr. Bright to research it." The intercom said.

Dr. Bright let out a ugh before heading towards the new SCP, after his pranks with SCP-963 the Foundation gave him a warning about misusing the new SCP.  "These guys don't know how to take a joke." Dr. Bright mumbled.

Dr. Bright entered the room, in the center was a large metal shrine that looked like a gateway. "What the hell is that?" Dr. Bright asked a researcher.

"We don't know, that's why you're here. Don't screw this one up." The researcher said.

Dr. Bright walked up to the gateway and activated it to see what would happen. What happened was completely unexpected. In full view of the researchers, including Dr. Bright, was a view of a multiverse of different universes, but all of them were My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic based.

"Well, well, well. I think I would like to... observe this closer." Dr. Bright said as he stepped closer to the gateway and picked a random version of Equestria, but before any of the staff could stop him, he jumped through the gateway. The gateway shot out sparks before exploding, causing severe damage to the area.

"Weee!!!" Dr. Bright yelled as he flew through the strange dimensions of ponies before crashing. "ouch." He said as he hit the ground. The ground was filled with green grass, and both them and the air were extremely clean with no sign of pollution.

Dr. Bright walked towards a small village, Ponyville as he remembered it. Before going any further, he looked at his hands and feet, realizing that he was a six foot tall human in a world inhabited by ponies of an undetermined height. He noticed a pony trotting his way.

"Wh-what are you?" The pony asked as she looked at Dr. Bright. Dr. Bright looked down at her, she was four foot tall as far as he could tell, and she was a purple unicorn, and Bright recognized her as Twilight Sparkle.

"Oh. I'm a human, my name is Bright, I'm a Doctor, well a researcher that is." He said as he started petting her mane.

"Wait... you're a researcher?! That's fantastic! My name is..." Twilight was about to give her name when Dr. Bright interrupted "Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia. You're here in Ponyville to learn about friendship!" Dr. Bright said with enthusiasm.

"Er.... yes. How did you know that?" She asked him. He told her that where he was from, she was a cartoon character, but he kept the fact that she would become a princess to himself, along with any other spoiler since it was obvious that he was in Season One of the show.

Twilight Sparkle led Bright to her library, Dr. Bright was amazed at the fact he, a six foot tall human, could fit through the door, though he did have to duck. "This is amazing! I can't believe I'm in the house of Twilight Sparkle! This is so damn awesome!" Dr. Bright said. Twilight gave him a somewhat angry and shocked stare.

"Dr. Bright, I am going to have to ask you not to use such language." Twilight said as she used her magic to bring a bar of soap to Dr. Brights mouth and wash it out.

Dr. Bright apologized and Twilight said that she would set up a meeting between Bright and Princess Celestia.

"Hooray! I get to meet the Princess of all Equestria!" Dr. Bright shouted as he began running around the library.

"Calm down. Yeesh." Twilight said as she watched him run until he ran into the wall knocking himself unconscious.

"Oh my gosh! Bright, are you okay?" Twilight asked as she lifted him up off the ground.

"Okay?! I have never felt happier in my life!" He said as he began dancing on a table.

Once he calmed down, Dr. Bright asked Twilight when he was going to meet Celestia. "Two hours from now!" Twilight said with a glee.

"Two hours?! What the hel...er, hay am I supposed to do until then?!" Dr. Bright asked in a angry tone.

"Well, I don't really know when she will want to see you. I've got to wait for Spike to get here before I can send the letter to her." Twilight said in a effort to calm Bright down.

"Okay, where is Spike? I'm sure I can convince him to get back here." Dr. Bright said as he scratched his back.

"He is at Rarity's Boutique, you know where it is right? Just look for a round building with..." Twilight was cut off by the sound of Dr. Bright rushing out the door.

Dr. Bright ran passed several shocked ponies as he reached Rarity's home. "Ah Ha! Time for me to get Spike!" Bright said as he entered the home.

"Hello there darling. I am Rarity and.... Oh, my...." Rarity said in shock as she looked at Bright.

"Hi Miss Rarity, I'm looking for Spike, Twilight wants him back at her house right away!" Dr. Bright said as he scanned the room for Spike.

"Er... oh you must be that human the ponies have been talking about, only been here for a few hours and you're a big celebrity." Rarity said as she looked at Brights outfit.

"Well, I don't know about that, Miss Marshmallow, I'm just looking for spike and-" Bright was cut off by a hoof slapping his face.

"Do I look like a Marshmallow to you?! Are you saying I am fat?! How insulting! Spike isn't here he left to go help Twilight out. I suggest you leave you rude insensitive brute!" Rarity said as she slapped Bright again.

"Look, I didn't mean you're fat, I mean't that you are as white, pretty, squishy, and soft as a marshmallow." He said as he rubbed the spot where she slapped him.

"Oh? I am sorry! I didn't know you were.... wait.... what do you mean by squishy?" Rarity asked. Fearing getting slapped again, Bright came up with one of his many excuses. "I mean you're beautiful! Where I come from squishy is just a fancy way of saying beautiful!" Bright said as he gave Rarity a hug.

"Oh how rude of me! You're new to this world and here I am being rude to you!" Rarity said as she hugged him back.

Dr. Bright left Rarity's house and went back to Twilight's home.

"Okay, Bright. We just got a reply from Celestia. She wants to speak with you right now. You will be sent to Canterlot in a sky chariot." Twilight said as she smiled at Bright.

"Well, it's like I always say. Look at the Bright side of things and good things will happen!" Bright said as he sat down to wait for the Chariot.