Bright and The Ponies

1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to say "Pop goes the weasel!" while having sex while doing anything sexual to My Little Pony characters who are virgins.

2. Telling ponies that you're the "Emperor Of The Roman/French Empire" is not a good way to become leader of Equestria.

3. Dr. Bright is not allowed to call white fur ponies marshmallows any pony a food related name.

                       1. Saying that it is a compliment isn't a valid excuse.

                       2. Neither is saying "Because you turn me on." isn't valid either.

1. Dr. Bright may not call Fluttershy "Queen of Animals" "Goddess of Animals" "Supreme Emperor of Animals" or any other Animal related title.

2. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any mind-controlling SCP to create a harem of pony women.

3. Any SCP taken to this new world should be handed over to the proper authorities.

                        1. The Federal Bureau Of Pony Sex is not proper authority.

                         2. Nor are The Ghost Busters.

                         3. No, not even the Pony Intelligence Agency.

1. Using any tentacle SCP to make "Live action pony hentai" is right out.

2. Not allowed to video tape himself having sex with any of the ponies and upload it to porn hub any porn site.

3. There is no room in the market for Live action pony Pornography. Yes there is

                           1. No, there isn't. Dr. Bright is not allowed to Edit this list.

1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell Fluttershy to "Use the stare" on SCP-096.

2. Is not allowed to say Praise the sun! Praise the Moon! praise to anything referring to ponies' butts.

3. Trying to convince ponies that they are all "Sexy ass bitches" is not at all funny.

4. Not allowed to replace the confetti in Pinkie Pies party cannon with any of the following: Actual cannon balls, Mortar Shells, Peanut Butter, or sexual lubricants.

5. Pony on Human speed dating never happened.

6. Not allowed to create a Human on Pony dating site.

7. Not allowed to replace Twilight's night lamp with a "Novelty" lamp shaped like a dildo.

8. "Mo Ponies, Mo Sex" Is not an acceptable excuse for having a sevensome with the Mane Six.

9. Showing any young pony "Dr. Brights Educational Video On The Beauty Of Life And Death" is straight out.

                                  1. Pipsqueak is still receiving psychiatric help after watching it.

1. [REDACTED], Not even if Twilight wants it.

2. Lyra is not allowed to kiss the human, hug the human, lick the human, or anything else related to the human.

3. Not allowed to say "I came inside" followed by awkward silence and "Rainbow Dash." when entering a building. Even if Rainbow Dash is there? Especially if Rainbow Dash is there.

4. Taking a pony to the SCP Foundation and classifying it as a SCP of any type is right out.

5. Not allowed to utter the phrase "OVER 9000 HOERS!" at all.

6. Telling ponies who are in heat that they can get over it by sticking the "Staff Of Bright" Inside their anus was funny exactly once.

7. Not allowed to say that there is such a thing as "The Staff Of Bright" Yes, we all know what you're referencing Bright. No, just no.

8. Going to the universe that has Lil Miss Rarity and having hardcore bondage sex with Lil Miss Rarity while calling himself a "Dominator" is just wrong.

9. SCP-049 should not be given to Princess Luna as a "Sex Partner."

10. Saying that "A pony stripper a day keeps the doctor away... unless they work for the Foundation, in which it would take more then one pony stripper to keep them away!" when asked about his beliefs is out.

11. Saying that because Discord has uncontrollable powers he should be brought to the Foundation and classified as SCP-3000 and object classed as Keter is just stupid.... we don't need cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain in our facilities.

12. Queen Chrysalis  should not be called a "Holy Whore." Seriously?! What would that accomplish besides making her angry?!

13. Going to any Anthro-based Equestria and calling ponies with big breasts by their big-breast nicknames is going to get you slapped and/or punched.

14. Not allowed to go to the Equestria GIrls universe so you can get another "High School Sweet Heart."

15. Not allowed to call Sunset Shimmer "Sunset Jiggler" nor "Bunset Shimmer."

16. Do you like parties? I love parties! PARTY!!! Not allowed to let Pinkie Pie edit this list.

17. Doing the "Jack In The Box" with your middle finger in front of a pony who made you angry is not a appropriate response.

18. Saying that because you live in Equestria makes you "20% cooler then those other brony faggots. And 100% cooler then those retards at the SCP Foundation" is no longer allowed.

19. Not allowed to bring any version of Trixie back to the Foundation and have sex with her. Especially not when it's in front of the research staff.

20. Not allowed to call himself "The Boss!"

                      1. Not allowed to say Like A Boss.

1. Under no circumstances is Bright allowed to issue spankings to fillies.

40.  Asking "Is Vinyl Scratch A Instrument?" and when told no respond with "Not the way I play with her!" is just plain wrong.

                                    1. Same with Octavia Melody and any other Music Loving Pony.

1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to take any version of any pony to brony conventions.

                                           1. Especially after your little Vinyl Gangbang.

1. Not allowed to mention he can travel to other dimensions when talking with other bronies.

2. Singing "I like big flanks and I cannot lie! And you other bronies can't deny!" while at a brony meeting with a pony who as a large flank is a good way to get slapped by said pony.

3. Dr. Bright is not a Decedent of Gregori Rasputin.

                                           1. Nor is he a Adolf Hitler Incarnate (Though he might be a Joker incarnate.)

1. "For the Crystal Empire!" Is not the appropriate response when asked why you charged head on into the Battle Of Hoth from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

2. Any ideas to make a parody of "Meet' N' Fuck Games" with the title "Meet' N' Buck Games: Pony/Anthro Pony Porn Games." will be denied.

3. Bright is not allowed to let any of the ponies access the following SCP's.

                                       1. SCP-049

                                        2. SCP-999

                                        3. SCP-096

                                        4. SCP-173

                                         5. SCP-963 Yes they are not allowed to access you Bright!

                                         6. SCP-914

1. Bright is not allowed to convince the ponies that he is a pony in a humans body.

2. Bright is not allowed to stick his middle and index fingers inside the [REDACTED] of mares and say that he has a pony gun.

3. None of the ponies qualify for D-Class Personnel. No, not even Trixie.

4. [DATA EXPUNGED] Not even if Twilight Sparkle asks nicely.

5. Sunset Satan does not qualify as a SCP.

6. There is no such thing as the "Bright Association Of Humans and Ponies" and if there was, does anyone actually believe Bright would be allowed to lead it?

7. Not allowed to make a parody of any N.W.A. song with the titles "Straight Outta Ponyville" nor "Fuck The Ponies!"

8. Not allowed to use his relationship with Princess Celestia for personal gain.

9. Changelings are not to be brought to the Foundation for the purpose of using them as marital aids.

                                                                          1. Not even if Dr. Rights requests it.

1. Not allowed to request the following from Discord.

                                                      1. Nazi Chocolate.

                                                       2. Dildo Jelly.

                                                       3. My Childhood.

1. King Sombra is not to be taunted.

2. [REDACTED] Is not the appropriate tag for tagging images on Derpiboo.ru

3. Not allowed to give away SCP-[REDACTED] at Brony-con so other bronied can "Enjoy the wonders of different versions of Equestria."

4. Not allowed to use any reality-warping SCP so you can have pony children... one of you is quite enough Bright.

5. Not allowed to end reports with lyrics from any of the following: The Smile Song. Discord. Beyond Her Tomb. Rainbow Factory. Get Ready To Die. Party Party Party. Party Hard. Nor I like Big Flanks.

6. Not allowed to change his or anyone else's gender for the purpose of experience.

7. Not allowed to drug any of the ponies for the purpose of bondage.

                                                         1. No, not even James Bondage.

1. SCP's are not to be taken in or out of any version of Equestria.

2. Dr. Rights is not a Pony. Dr. Bright is not allowed to contribute to this list.

3. Taking Dr. Rights to Equestria and then giving her a female unicorn as a pet, especially if said unicorn is Rarity, is plain out.

4. Not to give song requests to DJ-Pon-3. Especially if said song is any song from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

5. [REDACTED] Just because it's a number.... no just no. Not even if it's Dr. Rights on Big Mac.

6. Dr. Bright is not allowed to enter any anthro Equestria without the guidance of responsible authority.

                                                               1. Pinkie Pie is not authority.

                                                               2. Neither is Dr. Pony.

                                                              3. Lets just keep Bright away from any Anthro Equestria.

1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to be alone with younger ponies. Not even if they ask nicely.

2. [DATA EXPUNGED], [REDACTED] You don't want to know.