Ordinary

by LunarGaurd

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 284

An ordinary human can do many things, there is no one thing that any human is exclusively good at. As such, a human can master many things in there short, insignificant lives, all with pure science. But what happens when you factor in magic?

An ordinary human can do many things, there is no one thing that any human is exclusively good at. As such, a human can master many things in there short, insignificant lives, all with pure science. But what happens when you factor in magic?

A teenagers mind is malleable, easily impressionable. A teen with a less than average mental stability level by the name of Christopher is transported to Equestria. This kid is naturally good at many things, and, while unknown to him and those around him, be it human or pony, his particular skill set will make or break the future of not only one world, but all of existence.

NOTE: This is a self insert, and in this world MLP:FiM doesn't exist.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-26 10:43:04 UTC

Prologue

Wake up, get dressed, go to school, come home, play video games, sleep. That everyone is my daily routine, barely wavering and everlasting. Life is so boring for me that I'm a 16 year old that thinks up philosophy about life and death.

Ya, lame. I know.

Luckily though, that changed on the last week of school.

Like usual i was waiting for my buss with my friends, (Most of them I think are only my friend because there afraid of me though) and like usual I was spacing out and thinking about random shit. At this point though I was pondering what might happen after death.

"Hmmmm, perhaps it's just blackness or nothingness. I'ts just everything suddenly ends."

"Hey whats that driver doing?"

"No. that doesn't sound logical. How can there just be nothing? Nooooo, there has to be SOMETHING after death right?"

"HEY Christopher! Get out of the way!"

"OH! I, know! When I factoring a couple different scientific laws/theories than perhaps when you die, the law of conservation of energy pertains to the conscience. Then adding in the multiverse theory the puzzle pieces fit themselves together, in that when you die your conscience is transferred to another universe, preserving you knowledge and energy and thus also giving the life beyond death!"

"HHOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKK!!!!!!" I heard a car horn honking to my left, Turning my head to see what was the matter, I see a fuck wheel about four inches from my face.

As time slowed down from my perspective I had just enough time to (figuratively) put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye and think a single thought, "Son of a B- And everything went blank.