'Twas a normal day in Ponyville, the birds chirped, the flowers blossomed and the sun shined across the lands.
In the Ponyville grocery store, however, the workers didn't have time to gaze at Celestia's beauty. Because, staring at the sun burns your eyes, dummy. Instead, the ponies hurried to stock the grocery store before opening, it was a busy day, they could tell. The workers rushed the workers hurriedly sorted the items into their spots. Pizzas, fruits, vegetables, the usual stuff.
But that's not the mane (GET IT?!) attraction of the day. What caught most ponies eyes was the yellowish container of butter. But no, this wasn't butter, for dashed across the top in an attractive font were the words "I Cant Believe Its Not Butter!" which practically called any pony who assumed it was butter a raging idiot.
Busy Aisle, the bright green mare who happened to be the one sorting this odd substance picked one off the refrigerated rack where half of them had already been loaded. Her dark blue eyes seemed to analyze every inch of this product, eyeing it as if it were a precious substance.
"Why aren't you..." Beamed the manager from beside Busy Aisle. The manager was a brown stallion with a black mane and tail. He seemed to be gearing up to scold the employee, but he too was caught in amazement at this bizarre product
"Sir, it's beautiful..." Said Busy Aisle dreamily. The two of them stared at it for a few seconds more until the manager broke the silence.
"Open it." He said. Usually, when a pony opens food in his store before paying for it, the short tempered pony would only barely hold back his rage. But this... Product, was too interesting.
Busy Aisle did as her manager told her, she opened the lid and then the foil covering it. "It's... Beautiful..." She said. From beside her, her boss took a hoof and scraped a bit off of the top. He licked it off of his hoof and then looked toward you, the reader, and said:
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
