(Disowned) Crazy Clothesless Capers Agent Sweetie Drops

by Ajustice90

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Bon-Bon, Adventure, Sex, Lyra, Other, Romance, Equestria Girls
Length: 3178

Commission: Bon Bon's vacation hits a snag when her arch nemesis is running around

Commission: Bon Bon's vacation with Lyra is interrupted when work calls telling her her arch nemesis is running around the resort and she now has switch between herself and super agent Sweetie Drops to keep an eye on things while trying to keep her secret from Lyra.

Part of the Humane 7 Tales Continuity

Published 2016-07-21 03:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-21 03:20:01 UTC

Sneak and Streak

It was a beautiful Friday morning at Natural Bliss as the sun shined brightly. That sunlight making it through a window in the room being used by Bon Bon and her girlfriend Lyra. The light hit Bon Bon's face, causing her to wake up. She cocked her head to look at Lyra only to see no one here, she then felt the weight on her body and looked down to see the Lyra cuddled up on top of her, using Bon Bon's bare breasts as pillows. She smiled at the sight, they've enjoyed four days of naked pleasure, like swimming, eating, and love making. As much as she would've liked to stay in place as she was, nature was calling and the volume was up high. She worked her way out of bed while gently freeing herself from Lyra as not wake her. She took a second to once appreciate the sight of Lyra sleeping peacefully, she bent down and kissed Lyra on the cheek, getting a pleased moan from the spring green girl. Content, Bon Bon tiptoed to the bathroom.

After finishing her business Bon Bon was washing her hands by the sink, and once she started drying her hands she heard a beeping sound. "Huh?" Suddenly the mirror slid up and it revealed a hole that sucked Bon Bon into it. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Bonnie screamed as she slid down a tube until she found herself face first into a soft couch cushion. She looked up to see she was in fancy and technologically advanced office with desk and chair in front of her, an all too familiar setting for her. "You have gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke Agent Sweetie Drops." A voice from behind the chair said. The chair turned around to reveal an older woman with violet skin and short black hair in a curly weave keeping a composed disposition in spite of the naked young woman in front of her.

"Come on Prim! I'm on my vacation! There's plenty of S.M.I.L.E agents available for you to summon instead!" Bon Bon yelled.

"Normally I'd agree, however two things have made me call you in: First of all, it's your nemesis Dr. Delirious." A monitor behind Prim showed a picture of another woman with blue skin, long black hair with dark blue highlights, wearing a green lab coat, and posing in a gleeful manner.

"Great, her again." Bon Bon rolled her eyes.

"And the second reason is that she's near the resort you're staying at."

"WHAT?!" Bon Bon snapped up at the news. "That nutjob could put Lyra in danger!" Prim raised an eyebrow. "And all the other people at the resort of course." Bon Bon nervously added.

"I understand your concern for your girlfriend Sweetie, that's why I need you to go to where she's spotted and stop her before she gets her scheme going."

"Understood Prim!" Bon Bon said. "Oh wait! I left my watch at home. You wouldn't-" Bon Bon was stopped by robotic arm appearing in front of her holding a fancy looking digital watch.

"I anyways have a spare Agent Sweetie Drops." Prim said with a smirk.

Bon Bon took the watch and put on her wrist, she then pressed a button making a blue spandex catsuit materialize around her. "I'll be heading out."

Bon Bon arrived at a nearby research lab, she snuck around the hallways and noticed something was off. "Where is everyone?" She whispered and as she came to the end of the hallway and noticed a pair of feet sticking out, she turned the corner to see one of the lab's staff laying on the floor sleeping and looked to see more ahead. "That answers my question."

"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

Bon Bon followed the laughter to one of the open rooms, in it stood Dr. Delirious and two of her henchmen with Delirious holding a device in her hands.

"IT'S MINE!!!! Oh, I can't wait to do some classic evil with this puppy!" Delirious said said with glee.

"Um Doctor? Should you really making that much noise?" One of her henchman asked. "You might wake someone up."

"Nonsense! The knock-out gas I used is so strong an elephant could run around the place and they'd still be sawing logs." Delirious replied.

"Says the woman with the subtly of one."

Delirious and her men turned to see Bon Bon leaning against the door. "Agent Sweetie Drops! Figures you'd come to ruin my fun!"

"I'd say the same. I'm supposed to be vacation right now and you had to cause trouble." Bon Bon replied.

"Oh boo hoo, we all got problems! I'm still waiting on my ex-husband's alimony check! But enough talk, get her men!

The two charged at Bon Bon who jumped and leapt over one to deliver him a kick to the back, the other tried to grabbed her, but she ducked and gave him several punches to gut and finishing with an uppercut. The other came back and tackled her, sending her rolling over the floor. She looked to see him try again, but this time she got out of the way and he crashed into a desk, stumbling back and turning to a fist to his face, knocking him out. As the other tried getting back up Bon Bon delivered and swift kick to keep him down.

"Alright Delirious, let's-What?!" Bon Bon noticed the room lacked one mad genius and that the window was open. "Dang it."

Outside Dr. Delirious was crouched under the window. "Yes! Agent Sweetie Drops will think I'm long gone and try looking for me or quit and I'll have been under her nose the time."

"Um, I hear you ya know." Delirious looked to see Bon Bon looking over her from the window.

"GAH!!!! Blast you Sweetie Drops!!" She pulled smokebomb out of her pocket and threw it to the ground, after it cleared Bon Bon couldn't spot her.

"Rats!" Her watch beeped and pressed a button to receive a call. "Prim, she got a away!"

"Oh dear. That's never a good thing." Prim replied from her end.

"Sorry, but I did get two of her henchmen. And she took a device from what appeared to be an auditory lab."

"Well for now make sure her men are detained and we'll send someone over to pick them up and look into what she stole. After you do that you can go back to your girlfriend."

"Understood Prim, and thanks." Bon Bon went to carry out her orders.

A little bit later Bon Bon returned to the resort and her room. As she went in, Lyra was sitting on the foot of their bed.

"There you are! Where'd you go Bonnie? I woke and you weren't in bed." Lyra asked as got up and approached her girlfriend. "Hey, you look all sweaty."

"Oh, I went for a morning jog." Bon Bon fibbed. "Wanna work off some weight, given how much we've been going to the buffet the last few nights. Sorry I didn't leave a note or anything."

Lyra came up to Bon Bon and hugged. "It's okay Bonnie. But I don't think you gotten fat or anything."

"Thanks LyrAAAAHH!" Bon Bon was interrupted was Lyra grabbing her butt cheeks.

"Beside a little weight isn't bad. It just means there's more of you to love."

"Okay, I get it. I get it!"

The Lyra let go off Bon Bon's buns and the two shared a little make out session.

Later that day the young couple were enjoying themselves by the pool when Bon Bon got a call, looking at her caller id she saw it was Prim. "Gotta take this Lyra, it's private."

"Alright Bonnie! Don't be gone too long." Lyra replied from her seat.

Bonnie went to a nearby restroom and asked her phone. "What'd you find out Prim?"

"From what we've gathered Delirious stole a device built for broadcasting hypnotic suggestions, it was design to help hypno-therapists with large groups or patients calling from their homes."

"Hypnosis scheme? Well she said it was for classic evil, so that does work. Have you looked into any nearby radio stations that she could use?"

"I have and none seemed to have been hit so far, if any do we'll let you know."

"Okay then." Bon Bon hung up her phone. "Just hope she doesn't try anything tonight." Bon Bon went back to Lyra and spent the rest of the day with her.

Later that night the two were getting ready for dinner, instead of the buffet they were heading to another restaurant at the resort.

Bon Bon stepped out of the bathroom while toweling off her hair. "Alright Lyra, the shower's all yours."

"Sweet." Lyra made her way to the bathroom and on the way Bon Bon gave a playful smack on the butt. "OH!"

"That's for the booty grab earlier." Bon Bon smirked.

"Oh, I'll remember that after dinner tonight." Lyra replied with a wink.

As Lyra started her shower, Bon Bon's phone went off to her displeasure, as she slowly approached it all could think was 'Don't be Prim. Don't be Prim. Don't be Prim.' She looked at her phone and saw it was Prim. She mentally swore and answered her phone. "She's making her move now isn't she?"

"At the city's telecommunication center yes." Prim responded.

Bon Bon gripped her hair in frustration. "This night was gonna be so special. Wait! Prim, is the new teleporting function on the watches functional yet?"

"It has been working in recent testing, but I don't think it's smart to try using just so you can keep your date."

"Than I'll have to try coming up an excuse for missing it to Lyra, risking her finding out about my double life and her possibly joining S.M.I.L.E. Cause it worked out so well when Derpy found out by accident."

"........ Very well, I'll send you the coordinates. Just be careful, it can drain the battery rather quickly."

Bon Bon soon found herself outside the center where Delirious was making her move. She used her watch to materialize a set of sunglasses, putting them on she got an x-ray view of the inside of the building, seeing that Delirious and her men were struggling with equipment meaning she had time to go back to Lyra for a little bit. She quietly made her way indoors until she reached a janitor's closet, once in there she set her current location to her watch as a spawn point and made her way back to her room.

Once she was back there she got out of her outfit as Lyra was finishing up.

"Okay, I'm done." Lyra said as she got out of the bathroom. "So, we still got about half and a hour before dinner." Lyra approached Bon Bon and crawled her fingers up Bon Bon's arm. "We can have a little fun in the mean time."

Bon Bon's face flared up from the temptation, but she had to fight it for the greater good. "Actually there's something I kinda need to do first."

"What? What is it?"

"Sorry, I really can't say."

"Can't say? Come on Bonnie, it's me. You can tell me."

"I'm really really sorry, but because it's you I can't say anything. Just I know I do it because I care."

Lyra could see Bon Bon was sincere in what she said, so she simply hugged her. "If you say so. Just be back by dinner."

Bon Bon returned the hug. "I'll try." Bon Bon separated from her lover and ran out of the room and in tears.

Bon Bon teleported back to closet, determined to stop her nemesis and get back to her Lyra. She rushed the main control room and kicked the door open. "Delirious!"

"Ah, Agent Sweetie Drops! You're just in time for me to test my new Hypnotizer!!!!" Dr. Delirious pointed to an amalgam of the device she stole and various equipment of the facility. "With this baby I'll be able to-"

"Hypnotize several people to do your bidding." Bon Bon interrupted. "I know that the device you stole does and the name gives it away as well."

"Grrrrr! Fine! If you wanna cut to ta chase? Get her men!"

Delirious' henchmen surrounded Bon Bon with staffs in hand.

"Let's make this quick!" Bon Bon tried to materialized a gadget from her watch but it didn't appear. "Huh?" She looked at her watch to see the battery was depleted and the watch was shutting down. "NO! NO! NO!" Bon Bon was freaking out. Not only couldn't she get any gadgets, the watch running out of juice had another nasty effect.

"What's hold... up?" Delirious and her men were stunned at the sight before them: Bon Bon's catsuit was dematerializing, revealing her naked body to all of them.

Despite her professional attitude and spending the last few days at the nudist resort, being seen naked by her archnemesis and her all-male group of lackeys Bon Bon could only feel embarrassment and could do one thing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Bon Bon shrieked as she wrapped her arms and hands across her breasts and crotch trying to cover herself up.

However Delirious' men quickly took advantage of this and captured her, holding her by her arms and legs, leaving everything exposed for them to see. Bon Bon was freaking out over all the lustful looks they were giving her.

"Hey!" All attention went to Delirious. "I pay you people to stop my enemies, not the ogle them and have creepy thoughts towards them! Don't you have any decency?"

"But, we're henchmen ma'am! I don't think we're supposed to have any."

Delirious rolled her eyes and took a blaster, shooting a beam that shocked the henchmen that just spoke up. "If I see any hands touching anything that isn't an arm or leg, that's a shocking!"

Bon Bon sighed in relief, Delirious may be an evil whackjob, but she does have standards.

"But yes, this is a bit enjoyable." Delirious said as came closer to the bound Bon Bon. "Not only do I have you in my grasp with no fancy toys to get you out, but completely humiliated in the process. Now there's nothing to stop me from putting the whole city under my control." Delirious went over her new machine. "I'm going to start with that Nudist resort. No one would see an army of nudists coming a mile away! AHAHAHA!!!!"

Something in Bon Bon snapped. Just the thought of Lyra being controlled by anyone for evil sent a rush of anger and strength throughout her body. Putting all her might into her arms she pulled them along with her head down, causing the henchmen that were holding onto them to collide faces. This left everyone in shock, enough for the ones holding her legs to loosen their grip giving Bon Bon the chance to not only get her feet out but to give them each a firm kick to the face. Freed Bon Bon flipped her in the air landed behind to get some distance.

Delirious wasn't too happy. "Get her!!!!! AGAIN!!!!" She ordered.

The henchmen raised their staffs and electricity sparked from the ends. Bon Bon worked to evade as many swing from the staffs, eventually yanking one from a henchman and using to block strikes from the others and even zap them out of the fight. It wasn't long before Bon Bon was the only one left standing. However as she had her back turned she heard a humming sound behind her. She turned her head slightly to see Delirious with her blaster aimed and ready.

"Don't move Agent Sweetie Drops!" Delirious said.

Bon Bon scouted her surrounding for anything that could help her, she then noticed sparkler above her.

"So, does it feel to finally lose to me my nude nemesis?" Delirious asked.

"Let me answer that with another question: That blaster ain't waterproof, is it?" Bon Bon replied.

"No.... What are-" Bon Bon threw her staff straight up, hitting the sprinkler an causing the rest to go off and pour water all over the room. The water causing the blaster to go off and electrocute the bad doctor. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Once the water stopped Delirious stood where she was, soaked, smoking, and stunned. Bon Bon turned around and simply pressed a finger against Delirious' nose, causing her to fall to the ground on her back. "A thousand curses Agent Sweetie Drops!" Delirious muttered.

"You always say that." Bon Bon responded.

"Indeed she does."

Bon Bon turned to see Prim arrive with other S.M.I.L.E operatives, thankfully all female.

"Prim!" Bon Bon felt pretty nervous in her bare and drenched state.

"I told you that teleporting would drained you batteries Agent Sweetie Drops". Prim calmly scolded. Bon Bon twiddled her fingers and looked down in shame. "But you still managed to stop Delirious once again and saved the city from being controlled despite you exposed state. Good job." Bon Bon looked up to see Prim smiling at her.

"Thanks. But...." She looked down at herself. "I'm not exactly presentable for my dinner." Bon Bon pander how she could possibly explain this to Lyra.

"I believe there's something in the jet I brought that can fix you up." Prim said. Bon Bon eyes lit up at this news. "We'll take it from here. Go and enjoy your evening and the rest of you vacation."

Bon Bon wasted no time and made her way out, waving to her boss in the process. "Thank you Prim!!!"

At one of the restaurants of Naturalist Bliss Lyra was sitting at her table. She was tapping her foot and looking at the clock near her. "Where is she?" Lyra was more than worried why her girlfriend hadn't arrived yet.

"Lyra!!!"

Lyra looked and all her worries and doubts were washed away by the sight Bon Bon coming towards her. She was also in awe at the sight, Bon Bon appeared to have been through some special treatment as her body had a smooth shine to it and her hair was in an extravagant style. "WOW!"

"Sorry I took so long." Bon Bon said as she put her arms behind her back. "I... wanted to look my best for you tonight."

Lyra got out of her seat came up to Bon Bon. "You didn't have to go out of you way to look nice for me. But I really like it."

"Glad you do."

The two lovers gazed into each others eyes and leaned in to a passionate kiss under the stars, gaining a big applause from everyone around.

Delirious was defeated, Lyra and the rest of the town was safe, and the evening was better than anticipated. As Bon Bon's lips were joined with her soul mate's a certain phase went through her head.

'Mission Accomplished.'

Author's Note

Character(s): EQG Bon Bon and Lyra. I want to apologize to this one being so late. I had trouble thinking of how to handle this.