Discord's Three Children

by GoldenLoyalty

Rating: everyone
Tags: Drama, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1032

Twilight and Fluttershy find out their love Discord has had children with both of them.

One morning, Twilight finds out that Pandora isn't Discord's only child. He had a child with Fluttershy as well, of the name Harmony. Twilight is angry that not only had he had another child, but he cheated on her. Or were they even dating in the first place?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-09 00:39:05 UTC

Illusion, Harmony, and Pandora

Discord nervously patted his dragon leg on the ground. He invited his three children to meet each other. Discord was currently living with Fluttershy and Harmony. Harmony was his daughter, a yellow draconequus with the same eyes as him, a pink flowing mane like Fluttershy's, both front legs were pony legs and were yellow, the back legs were yellow paws, a light pink tail, and purple wings. Discord loved Fluttershy, more than the other two he had loved before. Twilight and Discord's daughter was Pandora, she looked exactly like Discord, except her tail was pink, and her mane was in front a wavy pink and white, and her mane in the back was the same as Twilight's. Illusion, Discord and Celestia's child, was white with a handsome black mane, and instead of white fluff at the end of his tail, there was black smoke. The rest of him was exactly like Discord. Discord had kept in touch with his three children his whole life. There was a knock on the cottage door, and Harmony came running.

"Daddy! Daddy! One of my siblings are here!" exclaimed Harmony, as she jumped up and down. Discord chuckled and headed to the door.

"I see you're excited," Discord glanced at the door, and then opened it, to see Illusion.

"Hello, father," smiled Illusion. "It's been a long time since I last seen you. About a month, hasn't it?"

"Yes," replied Discord. "Sorry I had to be trapped in stone after you were born!" Illusion was two hundred years old. Young, for an immortal draconequus.

"So, is this Harmony?" asked Illusion, tilting his head at Harmony, who beamed up at him.

"Yes, she is! Harmony is mine and Fluttershy's child," replied Discord.

"Fluttershy? So, this young girl is the daughter of the Element of Kindness? How lucky," commented Illusion. "I'm looking forward to getting to know you."

"No, Illusion, you're the one who's lucky!" protested Harmony. "You're the son of the Princess of the Sun! Hey, that rhymes!" Illusion gave a small laugh.

"Pretty chipper, eh?" Illusion smiled. Discord was happy the two of them were getting along fine. Harmony and Illusion happened to be almost the same height; Harmony only a few inches shorter. There was another knock.

"Oh, it's Pandora," informed Discord, and Illusion and Harmony went silent. Discord opened the door, and he was tackled to the ground.

"Oh, hey Dad!" exclaimed Pandora. She was the same height as Discord. Discord pushed of Pandora.

"Well, I have to get some things done for Fluttershy," sighed Discord. "Behave and try not to make the house too good." Discord disappeared with a flash. The three stared after Discord.

"So, shall we get to know eachother?" asked Illusion. Pandora rolled her eyes.

"I already know you," growled Pandora. "You're too formal, nerd."

"Nerd?!" hissed Illusion. "How am I a nerd?"

"Prissy Prince Nerd!" laughed Pandora. Illusion growled.

"Refrain from calling me that," hissed Illusion.

"Nerd," smirked Pandora. Illusion yowled and pounced on Pandora. Harmony gasped and leaped back before she was pulled into the fight.

"You two! Stop it!" Harmony used her magic to break then apart, and then held them in place. Illusion swiped the air, trying to get back to Pandora and destroy her.

"Put me down! Let me at her!" growled Illusion. "Who is a nerd?! WHO?!" Pandora shuddered.

"Uh," Pandora was clearly scared.

"You scared?" taunted Illusion. "Good! Formalities is something you need to learn about. Maybe I can speak to your mother about that. Who is your mother again? Fluttershy?"

"Fluttershy's my mom," reminded Harmony.

"Oh, sorry," apologized Illusion. "Is it Twilight?"

"Bingo," snarled Pandora.

"The Element of Magic and Princess of Friendship?!" scoffed Illusion. "She had a pretty bad spawn." Pandora snarled.

"Take that back!" snapped Pandora.

"Wow, that was barely an insult. What a crybaby," taunted Illusion.

"You're being as bad as Pandora!" snapped Harmony. "Since you two won't stop fighting, I will have to call daddy!"

"No! Please! NOOOOOO!" howled Pandora.

"I think that may be for the best," sighed Illusion. "We can't resolve this conflict."

"Okay, one last chance," Harmony crossed her arms.

"Who said you were in charge?" asked Pandora. Harmony and Illusion glared at Pandora. She groaned. "Fine, I will shut up." Pandora rolled her eyes and glared at the other two.

"So, shall we do something?" asked Illusion.

"How about we go around town?" suggested Harmony.

"Ponies will just stare since we are different," pointed out Pandora. "We are all draconequi!"

"And pony too," reminded Harmony.

"Always have an answer, I see," grumbled Pandora. "I just found out I have siblings, and I hate it."

"Does Princess Twilight know you have siblings?" asked Harmony. "My mommy was mad when she found out. She thought our daddy was cheating on her. It took awhile for daddy to explain he had us at different times. Illusion, aren't you like two hundred?"

"Correct," nodded Illusion.

"Wow, you're old," laughed Pandora. "I'm 17."

"And I'm 13," grinned Harmony.

"I was born after father was turned to stone," informed Illusion. "An alicorn pregnancy takes about twenty through three hundred years, shockingly."

"Well, my mom took the regular nine months," said Pandora.

"Yeah, because that was different," said Illusion.

"How so?" sneered Pandora.

"Stop it!" snapped Harmony. "You'll only make things worse again."

"Fine," Pandora summoned a watch. "Well, Mom wants me home in thirty seconds. Byee!" Pandora summoned a cat bomb and disappeared. Illusion gasped.

"Goodness, this thing will blow!" cried out Illusion. He picked it up, and ran outside. Harmony followed, and right as they went outside, the bomb exploded. "GAH! THAT HURTS!" Illusion shook his head.

"As nice as it was to meet you, I need to return to Mother Celestia," said Illusion. "I will be sure to visit you, not that Pandora, even though she is my sister." Harmony hugged Illusion.

"Goodbye, Illusion!" Illusion disappeared. Discord appeared.

"Okay, they left, good," said Discord.

"Why do you want them to go?" asked Harmony.

"They are too much like their mothers," replied Discord, and he shuddered. "Their mothers are to harmonic and controlling. All I want is you and Fluttershy." Harmony hugged her father.