What a Better Way to Live Life (sort of)

My name is Michael Z, and how I got here is beyond me. I’m in a land called Equestria, ruled by two ponies who can LITERALLY control the moon and the sun. Why I’m here is something I don’t know but I hope I don’t look too out of place.

The names Michael, Michael Z. I was somehow transported in the land called Equestria after an accident I had which I thought I would’ve died. I don’t know how or why I’m here but what I do know is that I’m going to have one hell of an adventure. Maybe I can have new things in this world, friends? Doing awesome stuff? LOVE?! Naw, right?

Note:
I now this is a short Description.

There's just a little gore nothing to serious like: blood just to be safe.

(CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SMALL EDITS AND REWRITES)

Enjoy!!