Bats, Knives and Vines oh my!

by DarkMagicEn-Forcer1

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Starlight Glimmer, Adventure, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 7 (EqG), Random, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4719

(Displaced fic) Two heroes in a Equestria that has ponies and their human counterparts in the same world.

(Displace fic)

You know the drill with going to con and being sent to a Equestria. But what you don't know that this Equestria is a fusion of the pony world and the Equestria Girl's (human) world. And with this a lot bad guys pop up like the Jokers as well as heroes like the Power Ponies.

Well...Here comes two new heroes. Batman and me Brutwivine Sparcake.

Published 2016-07-10 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-24 23:57:41 UTC

Chapter 1 (edited)

“Well you took your time Trixie.” An 18 year old man by the name Terry joked, as he was waiting outside of London comic-con while cosplaying as the batman from batman beyond but without the belt.

“Oh shut up. It’s not easy to get my hair just right for my costume.” Replied an annoyed 19 year old woman by the name of Trixie walking up to Terry. Her cosplay is what look like a Equestria Girls version of Twilight Sparkle but with a black shirt with a red bow, and green skirt that look like leafs with a red Satan star instead of the purple star, green socks with a red diamond pattern and black shoes. Her hair was long and a wild dark purple colour with red and green streaks in the middle of it. She also had a pair of purple wings on her back as if she was pony-up and purple body paint on her skin.

“Well at least you got here on time.” Terry said with a sigh as the two went inside the con.

The two spent a couple of hours at the con which they watched previews, interviews, got lunch and took pictures of other cosplayers. Right now they right looking around the vendors area to find something to buy.

“Come on. There’s gotta be something good we can buy here.” Trixie complained while looking at some the stuff the vendors were selling while Terry just sighed in annoyance.

“Excuse me. I might have something you two might like.” Called out a vendor which made Terry and Trixie turn around to see the vendor was cosplaying as a anthro Alicorn Twilight Sparkle who was dressed as the Resident Evil 5 Merchant. Terry and Trixie both looked at each other for a minute before shrugging and walked to the Twilight mechant.

“Sure. Let’s see what you got for sale.” Terry told the vendor as him and Trixie had a look at what the Twilight Merchant had on her table. “I got to say. You did a excellent job on the mask and the voice impression is spot on.” He commented which made the Twilight Mechant look away as if she was trying to hide a blush before looking back at him.
“Thank you. It took me months to get the uh… mask and the voice just right. I like your Batman costume.” Twilight Merchant replied to Terry with a smile but when she look at Trixie she had a confused look to her face. “Un..Who are you suppose to be dressed up as?” She asked Trixie.

“Oh, I’m dressed as a Equestria Girls version of Brutwivine Sparcake. She is a fusion of two of Twilight Sparkle’s bad selves that the fans have made Twivine Sparkle and Brutalight Sparcake.” Trixie explained to which Twilight Mechant just nodded before having a look of deep through that went into a look of her getting an idea.

“I think I got something that will go nicely with your costume.” Twilight Merchant stated as she went to the back of her little shop. After a couple of minutes she came back with a sword.

The sword itself in Trixie’s opinen looked awesome as hell. With it’s blade coloured blood red, a spikely black guard with some emerald green spikes to it and a purple handle she would be a complete moron not to buy it.

“How much for that sword and whatever Terry wants?” Trixie asked as she pulls out her wallet while Terry points to a belt that he needs for his costume.

“For such well made costumes £50.” Twilight Merchant answered with a smile.

“Deal!” Trixie said excitedly as she place the money on the table and took the sword from Twilight’s hands.

“Pleasure doing business with you Miss Sparkle.” Terry said as he put the belt on.

“The pleasure is all mine.” Twilight Merchant said with a creepy smile as her horn began to glow. “Have a nice trip.” She said creepily as a hole appeared right under Terry and Trixie’s feet which the two fell right a chance to say a word.

“Enjoy the Equestria I am sending the both of you too.” Twilight said as she closed the hole. “It’s a shame you two aren’t the right Displaced I am looking for to help me with my revenge plan.” She mutted as she focused on a group of three pokemon cosplayers coming her way.

(Maretropolis: alleyway, 11:45pm)

Fluttershy wasn’t having a good night as she was being chased in the alleyway by a mixed group of teenage humans and grown up ponies who were all dressed up as clowns. Oh how she wish she hadn’t lost her phone. So she can call her human counterpart or any of her friends and their counterparts to come save her from these Jokers.

Her thoughts was cut off when she had to stop all of a sudden as she had reached a dead end and that’s when she knew she was trapped.

“Well it looks like the end of the punch line for you pony.” Chuckled a teenage human boy with white face paint, dark green hair and wearing a purple suit. “Now any last words before we have our fun time with your pussy?” He asked laughing like the insane clown he is as he and rest of group start to closing in on the shy pegasus who was shaking in complete terror.

“Oh-no. This is it. They are going to rape me to death or rape and brainwash me.” Fluttershy thought as she was too scared to move. She then let out a scream in hopes someone would hear and come to save her. “SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP ME!” She screamed out which made the group of clowns laugh at how weak the mare’s scream is.

“Hahahaha! Nobody is going to save you now soon to be a slutty pony.” The purple suit human said as he pull out some rope his suit.

“Hands and Hooves off the mare you bloody clown wankers!” Shouted a female’s voice that sounded like a demonic version of one of Fluttershy’s friends, Twilight.

When Fluttershy and the clown group looked up they were surprised to see two humans standing on top of a building looking down at them. One of them was a human girl that Fluttershy thought she looked a lot like Twilight’s human counterpart. The other one was a human man that was black from head to toe and has a picture of a red bat on his chest.

That was all the fear and stress Fluttershy could take in one night as she fainted but not before hearing what the man in black said to the clowns.

“It’s a school night boys and girls. I am going to have to call your folks.”

To be Continue.

Author's Note

Edited by Marsara.

Chapter 2

(Maretropolis: alleyway 11:57pm)

“Hey. I think she is waking up.” Said a voice that sounds just like hers as Fluttershy slowly woke up. When she looked up she saw it was Saddle Rager, one of the Power Ponies aka human Fluttershy, her counterpart, who was kneeling down looking at her in concern.

“She is? Oh thank goodness. Is she alright Saddle dear?” Asked Radiance, aka pony Rarity, who walked up from behind Saddle Rager.

“Saddle? Radiance? Wh-What happened?” Asked Fluttershy since her mind isn’t fully awake yet.

“We were going to ask you that.” Saddle Rager said while pointing at what’s behind her and Radiance. As they saw the gang beaten, bloody and tied up with cable. As well as dead, some even had knives in the eye holes of their masks, while others seemed to have pissed themselves before being killed.

“What happened?” Asked Detective Gatomon, as she looked at the Carnage in the alley. Going by the sound of her voice she hasn’t had her coffee yet and is a little mad. “Who did this, I swear if it was one of you I don’t care how much good you’ve done for this city. No one deserves … this!”

“It wasn’t any of us. We just got here and Fluttershy just woke up from being out cold.” Saddle Rager said as she and some of the Power ponies are used to the Detective’s bad moods.

“This is going to be so much paperwork…” Grons Gatomon, rubbing her face with her claws. “Look, just go and let me get my team in here to do the real work. Also send a report to the station please.” She asked as, ponies, digimon and some griffons walk in wearing white overalls, masks, goggles and rubber gloves.

“Of course Detective Gatomon.” Radiance said as she and Saddle helped Fluttershy up and walk off.

“This is the third one this month, what is going on in this city. And someone get me some coffee!” Yelled Gatomom, as her team got to work.

(A Cave outside of Maretropolis 10:13am next day)

“Man, that was fun last night.” Brutwivine Sparcake said as she got out of the shower and wrapped herself in a towel with the help of her vines.

“Yeah but can you at least leave all of them alive next time? We are trying to be heroes here.” Terry said in the next room on the batcomputer.

“Yeah yeah I will try. But can I still throw piss jabs at them?” Brutwivine said back as she entered the room fully dressed.

“You can. Those scumbags in the city deserve it anyway.” Terry said back while not taking his eyes off the screen.

“Good. Because I can’t wait for the next pervy scumbag for us to get the jump on.” Brutwivine said with a crazy grin. Alarms bled out as flashing red lights lit up the cave, as the batcomputer warned them of an unknown power spike showing up in the middle of the cave.

“An Intruder? Here?! Where?!” Terry yelled out surprised as he quickly put on the batsuit.

“Is it a perv?” Brutwivine asked with crazy joy while getting her red sword ready.

A portal opened up in the middle of the cave as something large fell in and kicked up dust filling the cave. A large shadow slowly moved before standing up to its full 18 foot height, it was a dragon with black scales with blue highlights, wearing what looked like armour and an eyepatch.

“I swear, when I find that Dark Magician girl, I am going to skin her pink scaly ass to the moon and back.” The dragon stopped as a jar flew at him only for a small portal to open then sent it flying into the cave wall. “I’m starting to wonder if she knows about the spell I made up yet?” He asked himself before looking around. He stopped when he noticed the others.

“Who are you and how did you get in the batcave?!” Terry demanded while having some batarangs ready.

“And you better be prepared to lose your nuts pervy intruder.” Brutwvine added.

“My name is Asphyxious Hellbringer, the Dragon Father, The Devourer Of Everblight and… You know what, I'm not going to bother with the rest.” Asphyxious replied as he smiled looking back at them. “As to who sent me here, that would be the lewd pink dragoness Dark Magician girl.”

“You still didn’t tell us how you got in here, Perv.” Brutwvine said with a jab of piss in one of her vines.

“You must be new displaced if you don’t know what you are.” He replied, as he moved his clawed hand as a ring of magic started to appear around his hand. “Ward of warning, I am hundreds of years ahead of the both of you. That’s putting it lightly.”

“Displace?” Terry said as he put his weapons away. When Asphyxious saw he simply closed his fist and whatever spell he was about to cast stopped.

“Yes, displaced. That is what we are. I assume she was once human too?” He asked looking at Brutwvine

“I am sort of human. Anyway I am Brutwivine Sparcake and a fusion of Equestria Girls version of Twivine Sparkle and Brutalight Sparcake.” Brutwvine said back.

“Never heard of them.” Asphyxious replied much to her dismay. “So what world is this? And why are you hiding in a cave of all things?”

“This world is a fusion of Equestria and Equestria Girls' world. I am still looking at how this fusion happened. And this cave is a superhero base.” Terry answered.

“Hehehe, oh that cute.” The dragon said, smiling at them. “Well I might as well explain what displaced people are while I’m here.” He added taking a set on the cave floor.

“Displaced are humans who have been sent to an equestria as what they dress up as. You were dressed up as batman, tell me did you have something missing from your outfit?” Asphyxious explained. While his tail moved from side to side.

“Well for me it’s the belt for my batman beyond suit.” Terry said, pointing to his belt.

“And I got this sword.” Brutwvine said, waving her red blade.

“The Merchant is the one who sent you here. No one knows if it is just one being or if there is more than one merchant. It doesn't matter now, what are your plans for this world?” Asphyxious asked, while picking at his teeth with his claws.

“We are just going to do hero work at night. While making sure nobody cops or Power Ponies know it was us.” Terry answered.

“I see. I’m going to have a look at what's outside.” Asphyxious said, as he headed for the exit of the cave. Once outside he stretched out his large wings and took off into the night sky, heading towards the city.

“Should we have told him to stay clear of a coffee loving detective and the Chaotixs?” Brutwvine asked Terry while looking at the exit.

“Nah. Let him learn the hard way.” Terry said as he went back to the batcomputer.

(A cafe downtown.)

Asphyxious had changed forms long before entering the city. He was a griffon taking a set and started ordering from the menu. Meanwhile just a few tables behind him were a group with their own problems.

“Man that last client was cheap as hell.” Complained Charmy Bee while munching on a honey donut.

“Well she was a little girl who wanted help finding her lost cat.” Said Espio the Chameleon while he was drinking his tea.

“Enough about the last case you two. It’s time we start cracking the next big case.” Said Vector the Croc while having his coffee and donut.

“Oh you mean what happened with the shy pony and some jokers in the alleyway last night?’ Charmy questioned while floating up a bit.

“Isn’t Detective Gatomon already doing that case? You remember what happened last time we crossed paths with her in the same case?” Espio asked while all three of them slowly rubbed their backsides where there were some scars.

“Oh don’t worry about that old displaced coffee loving cat digimon. She will be calling this another cold case and move on. So we can start investigating this case by questioning Pinkie Pie.” Vector said while putting on a poorly made detective hat.

“Why her again Vector?” Espio asked while both him and Charmy facepalmed as Vector looked at them like he knew everything.

“Well if you must know. That there were knives at the crime scene. And if there's anything the cupcake fanfic has taught me is that pink party ponies are very deady with knives.” Vector said like he won first place.

“Oh brother.” Charmy sighed as this was the tenth time since they were displaced that Vector tried to pin a case on Pinkie Pie or the Power Ponies.

“This world is so interesting.” Asphyxious said to himself softly. “I’m starting to see why you sent me here. However, what is your intent? Am I to destroy? Or watch?”

“I think we should check the alleyway or question Miss Fluttershy first before we go bug Miss Pie again.” Espio said he wanted not to start this case with Pinkie Pie again.

“I vote to question Fluttershy first. That alleyway stinks of piss anyway.” Charmy said while pinching his nose in disgust.

“Fine. We will question Fluttershy first. Hopefully she knows something so it will close this case.” Vector said with a sigh before all three of them paid the bill and left.

Asphyxious as he started to eat his meal, he watched them leave. However there was no need to interfere, at least not yet. After all, what was the rush? Besides, he wanted to see how things turned out. He didn’t know what was truly going on and besides, a part of him wanted to fight something strong. Another part wanted to be a wild beast, another wanted to be left alone.

“And on and on it go’s.” He said to himself as he thought deeply to himself.

“Incoming!” Yelled a random person as a huge cream pie is flying toward the cafe. Asphyxious frowned as he looked at the pie covered glass. He saw a large number of beings outside wearing masks.

“Hahaha! Talk about getting creamed!” Said one of the Jokers as they all laughed their ass off.

Asphyxious smiled, showing off a seat of fangs in his beck. “Oh goody, the main course is here.” He said slowly as he got up and slowly made his way outside. He looked at them as he walked over to the gang and just stood there looking at them.

“What are you looking at old timer?” One of them asked.

“I can’t pick.” He replied looking between them, as his claws left marks in the street.

“Oh this old bird wants to play.” Another one said as they all got out their clown theme weapons.

“Heart, liver, kidneys, marro. So many things to pick to eat… However, I think it's the best thing to eat. Has to be muscle, if you slice and cook it just right… However the jugular will do if one is in a hurry.” Asphyxious said watching each and everyone of them.

“Let’s send this crazy old bird to the undertaker with a smile.” Said one who is a unicorn clown and attacking first.

“It's a beautiful night, I think it's time for a walk.” Asphyxious said, as the gang moved in on him. With no idea the true horror that was about to be unleashed on them.

(10 minutes later.)
“What am I seeing… Why are there bodies hanging from the street lamps!” Gatomon yelled at the aftermath of what could only be a bloodbath. However there was one survivor who was so terrified he looked like he was going to snap at any moment.

“I don’t get paid enough for this.” She drank some coffee while her teams tried to pick up the pieces. As well as work out who body part belonged to who. When she hears the sounds of hooves and sighs, she turns back to see the power ponies show up.

“Just what I need.” Gatoman said as she looked back at the team's work on the street.

“What happened here Detective?” Masked Matterhorn (Sci-Twi) while some of the Power Ponies are trying to not to lose their lunch.

“That’s what I want to know, We got a call 10 minutes ago about a gang of jokers showing up and starting trouble. By the time we got here this is what we found. Only one survivor and they’re in no state to talk to us.” She replied sipping her drink. As one of the bodie fell from one of the street lamps.

“Did anypony else see what happened?” Asked Fili-Second (pony Pinkie Pie) while running all around the crime scene.

“You can try asking anyone in the cafe, however they all took cover and hid once the gang showed up. And stay hidden once the screaming starts from what they’ve told us.” Gatomon replied.

“Who could have done this?! We will make him or her pay for this!” Zapp (Human Rainbow Dash) Said angry enough that her eyes glow red for a second.

“Cool down miss hot pants, we don’t know if this was done by a group or just one guy.” Replied Gatomon as she sipped her coffee. “Use your head, if they’re strong enough to do this with their bare hands, I wouldn’t want to run into them.”

“Could he or she be one of these displace like you, Detective? Asked Mistress Marevelous (pony Applejack) while still trying to not lose her lunch.

“Could be, the question is what the hell were they displaced as? There are a lot of monsters that could do something like this. It could have affected their mind for all we know.” Gatomon said as she looked up at the sky.

“Well hopefully we can find and stop him or her. Or He or she goes back in the hole they came out of.” Radiance said after she was done losing her lunch in a nearby trash can.

“I’d be careful if I were you, some of my girls said the bodies were partly eaten.” Gatomon added, as she heard the sound of someone losing their lunch again.

(Down the roar 4 blocks away.)
Asphyxious was in his human form now with his hand in his mouth feeling around for something, once he found it he pulled a golden wurst watch out of his mouth. “I’m going to have a stomach ache for weeks, just how much junk did those guys carry anyway?” He asked himself, dropping the watch on to the floor as he walked on. “I wonder if this is why she sent me here in the first place.” Asphyxious asked himself as he walked. “Might as well go home there, nothing of interest here anyway.”

“Let me help you pervy Lich.” DMG’s voice called out as a hole appeared under Asphyxious.

“You’re as annoying as ever…” He replied as he fell in. On the other side Asphyxious was confused on where he had ended up. He did not recognize this place or the building he was now standing in.

“Hello handsome~.” In a husky voice, Asphyxious turned and found Rouge the bat. Surrounded by servants of both Ponies and Mobians alike. Along with other beings all looking at him like a fine cut of meat.

“Fuck me…” Asphyxious grumbled, knowing full well he wasn’t going to get out of this anytime soon. “I hate you so much right now, You little lewd dragon.” He growled to himself, knowing full well that DMG was laughing her tail off right about now.

(Back at the cave.)
(1:35pm)

The screen froze with the image of the griffon with one eye, it beak wide open full of razor sharp teeth. Terry had run a scan and the teeth were dragon teeth, he looked closer and now saw its left eye was missing. Just like the dragon they met, what really bugged him was how did that big dragon turn into a griffon?

Terry looked over the street cameras again and noticed something strange, the alleyway the griffon went he didn't show up on the other side. However a human dues walk out picking at his teeth, who also had a scar over his left eye, just like the griffon. “I don’t care how he changes forms. But did he have to kill almost all of them?” Terry said to himself while listening in on some police reports.

“Yeah. At least I leave more of them alive to be locked up.” Brutwvine said as she walked up beside Terry.

“With this many Jokers dead. Their leader is going to want to bring that number back up.” Terry said while checking for any new missing person reports.

“What does that mean?” Brutwvine asked in confusion.

“Throughout our time here in this city there are three big gangs. The Jokers, The Equalists and the Changelings who are under their queen’s command. Whenever any of them lose a member of their gang they would kidnap a random person and turn that person into one of them. Also a small gang called the Bimbo Bunnies does the same thing but also tries to build their gang up.” Terry said while putting up the pictures of the gangs and old missing person reports.

“So how do we stop them from making more gang members?” Brutwvine asked while trying to think on how to do it.

“Simple. We find their hideout. Once we find one of the big three’s main bases we then tip off the Power Ponies and the cops to deal with it.” Terry said while pulling out a map of the city on the screen. However there was one area of the map that was a mystery, the abandoned subway. No gangs went in to calm it, they all seemed to stay away from it like it was forbidden ground or something.

“Now if I was a gang of clowns. Where would my hideout be?” Brutwvine asked while scanning the map with her eyes.

“There is a simple answer to that.” Terry said as he pointed to a building on the map that was named ‘Jolly Jack’s Playtime.Co’ , an abandoned toy and candy factory’ at the southwest of the city. “Hide where the most fun is.” He added as Brutwvine facepalm herself.

“I should have known that’s where the clown’s hideout would be.” Brutwvine mutters to herself in annoyance before looking back at Terry with a small grin. “So who do we tip off first? The cops or the Power Ponies?” She asked Terry as she got her knives ready.

“We will leave a tip at the police station. They will let the Power Ponies know. One way or another. But for now. We must prepare for the fireworks tonight.” Terry said as he got off his chair and headed to the part of the Batcave that the two made weapons.

“In other words. Another fun night for us.” Brutwvine said giggling to herself as she followed Terry.

(Canterlot Mall Carpark)
(5:46pm)

“I hope those three morons weren't being too hard on you. Like they normally do to poor Pinkie Pie.” ‘Human’ Rarity said to ‘pony’ Fluttershy on the phone as she entered the carpark with supplies for her next client’s order.

[“Oh no. They have been very gentle with me when asking questions. They let me take my time with answers.”] ‘Pony’ Fluttershy said on the other end of the phone which calmed Rarity’s nerves down a bit. All the while she hasn’t noticed she is being followed.

“That’s good to hear. Did they ask about Pinkie again?” Rarity asked with a hint of annoyance in her voice. As she and the rest of her friends have lost count on how many times Team Chaotix have bugged both Pinkie Pies about something.

[“Mr Croc was going to ask. But I stop him with my stare. Honestly Mr Croc can be just as annoying as my brother is. And that is saying something.”] Fluttershy said with a little rant at the end. [“Anyway I got to now. Angel Bunny wants his dinner now.”] She added just as Rarity reached her car while those who followed her got closer.

“Very well darling. I need to get back home to make a purple suit for Mr J anyway. Goodbye.” Rarity said as she hung up after Fluttershy said bye as well. “Now where is my ke…” Rarity wasn't able to finish what she said due to getting hit by a cloud of cheap perfume. Which made her fall to the ground. The last thing Rarity saw before fainting was three very busty women in revealing bunny girl outfits.

To be continue.

Author's Note

Special thank to ShadowsInTheDark for helping out a little bit. Sorry it took so long. I am a very slow writer after all.

Hope pevy Lich has a nice trip.

Do you mine DMG?!

Oh fine.

Anyway. As our two main displace heroes prepare for raid on the Jokers. Who are these women that knock out Human Rarity?

Find out next time on 'Bats, Knives and Vines oh my!'

DMG!