In the safe house made from the tunnel of love...

"Ugh, I've got some bad memories bout this kind of ride..." Applejack groaned.

"Oh yeah? Like what?" Ellis asked, a little bit of teasing in his voice.

"Ya see, this one time I was given a bet. The bet was to see if I could ride with a random stallion pony and act normal."

"And how'd that go?"

"Horribly! It wasn't even a solid minute before he tried to stick his tongue down ma throat!"

"Ugh. Did you fight back?"

"I had to act normal. I just faced forward while he was practically lickin' the left side of ma face!"

"So, you got sexually assaulted in the tunnel of love?"

"Pretty much. When we exited the ride, I gave him a kick so hard, he puked the contents of his belly up!"

"Heh, well I guessed he learned the hard way that that was no way to treat a lady."

"Oh, no. I'm no lady. I'm not all froo froo and sophisticated."

"Well, you're definitely cute."

"Aww, you're just sayin that."

"No, really! I mean with the hat, the little picture on your...well...butt, and your hair style, who could not like someone like you? You're a born farm girl!"

Applejack blushed a little before continuing the conversation.

"Anyways, I actually do have one good memory bout the tunnel a' love." Applejack mentioned.

"Like corn, I'm all ears." Ellis said.

"Ys see, I had a friend named Spike. He was a dragon, but he was goin' out with ma friend Rarity for about a year. Bout a few weeks ago, he asked me to accompany Rarity and him on the ride. Even though I didn't want to, I went anyways. Halfway through the ride, he pulled out a ring and proposed to her! She said yes, she was cryin', I was cryin', it was just...shoot, I dunno. It just happened so fast."

"So, when was the weddin'?"

"It was gonna happen bout two days from when I was teleported here. I sure hope I don't miss it."

A scratching sound was heard on the door they came in from.

"Shit! Sorry to interrupt our pleasant conversation, but maybe we should get outta here." Ellis said.

"Agreed. Let's go." Applejack responded.

Ellis pulls up the support beam on the door and kicks it open. They exit and climb the stairs.

"This is cool." Ellis said, looking at the lights and the broken ride.

They walk along the now drained "river" that the swans used to float and ride on while listening cautiously for any unwanted pests that would happen to find them. About five minutes passed when they heard a crazed giggle.

"Of course there would be a jockey here." Applejack groaned.

"I reckon there would be at least ten of em' in here." Ellis responded.

Suddenly, the flea man known as the jockey jumped out from behind a pillar and lunged at Applejack, getting ahold of her head.

"WHAT THE BUCK?! GET THIS THING OFFA ME!" Applejack yelled, her voice slightly muffed by the jockey's...well...yeah.

"Hang on, I got it!" Ellis yelled as he smacked the head-humper with the butt of his gun, then filling it with 5.56 rounds.

"Ugh, I hope that doesn't count as losin' ma virginity."

"Well, it only humped ya, you know."

"Still, that was disgustin'."

"Wait, you're a virgin?"

"Did ya hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"That...growlin' noise."

Then, behind the counter, a hunter crawled out and jumped at Ellis. Applejack kicked it out of the air and stomped on it's skull. Brain matter splattered all over the floor and wall like a bowl of bad Jell-O. After that, they continued their way down the tunnel of cheesiness. Applejack cringing at the corny decorations of hearts and cupids.

"Ugh, I now know personally why you hate jockeys." Applejack said.

"Ha Ha! Yeah, that one seemed like he enjoyed himself there!" Ellis playfully mocked his equestrian friend.

"Next time I see one of those, Ima tear off it's-"

"Woah, woah. Try to calm yourself. Look." Ellis said as he took a deep breath and lodged a single bullet into the head of a jockey.

"Or ya can do that."

After some more walking, they found the maintenance room where extra swans were stored and repaired. As they explored the room, noises were heard in the distance. They ended up finding a hole in the ground leading back to the tunnel, so they did the normal routine for situations like this: Ellis first, then AJ next. When they did, a sob was heard very clearly.

"Shh, I hear one of them cryin' girls." Ellis warned.

They go through the tunnel with caution, keeping their eyes open for the witch. They soon find her in the middle of a hole in the wall leading outside. Ellis tiptoed by her, not making any sudden movements. The witch noticed him, but she only growled at him for about three seconds before going back to crying. "Okay, you next, but don't make any sudden movements. Be slow, be steady." Ellis whispered. Applejack tiptoed her way past the witch, trying to act normal. This time, the witch stood up, growling like a combination of human and dog. It's head was twitching like a captured lightning bolt. Soon, it finally calmed completely down.

"Phew, that was close." Applejack sighed in relief.

Outside they saw a chopper flying low in the sky with a searchlight on.

"Hey, that's a helicopter!" Ellis said.

"If only we could get it down here." Applejack responded.

After hopping over a broken fence, they find themselves near the controls of the roller coaster, "The Screaming Oak".

"The only way to get through is if we activate the controls, and I'm sure it's gonna make quite a racket once it works. Get ready for a fight." Ellis warned as he flipped the switch.

"Well, here we go!" Applejack said as the mini gate opened to the tracks.

As they ran on with the coaster ahead of them, Ellis was having the time of his life. When he wasn't spreading his arms apart like a bird, he was making roller coaster buildup noises with his mouth. Applejack was busy giggling at the goofball she could call her friend. The happy moment jumped out the window when another jockey leaped into eyesight. Ellis quickly wiped it from existence with his magnum pistol, and they moved on.

"We gotta turn off the coaster, it's making an alarm!" Ellis yelled as he slid down a steep drop on the coaster.

"Yeah! Plus, ma ears are hurting now!" Applejack responded.

A loud roar was heard from behind them. Applejack looked back too see that the tank from earlier must have followed them all the way to the coaster. They were now running for dear life. If one of them got knocked off, they would die from ground impact. Finally, they reached the controls of the coaster. The tank was still a small distance away, but it was closing in on them fast.

"Quick! Turn it off!" Applejack yelled.

"I can't! It won't work!" Ellis said, repeatedly turning the switch."

"Ugh! Let me!"

Applejack went up to the controls and smashed them with her forelegs. Again, her strength impressed Ellis. They continued sprinting their way to the safe room. Applejack went in first, and then Ellis. AJ shut the door and then locket it with her mouth. Ellis then said:

"We knocked the PISS outs them!"

Author's Note

Hi! Sorry for the long wait, I've been real busy lately. Hey, look on the bright side: you've just read the chapter that made me put the sex tag on this fanfic! Huzzah!

PS: Yeah, I like to celebrate random things.

PPS: Sry guys change of plans: I am only going to finish this one and Swamp Fever next. This story may get too long if I do all of them. Plus, I am starting a vote on two new fanfics people may want to see in the near future. Feel free to check it out and vote in the comments.