Celestia and Luna

by Lunadash124

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Drama
Length: 1060

Celestia and Luna have a normal life as pony princesses or so you thought.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-11 02:53:30 UTC

Luna and celestia

The sun goddess was sitting on her bed when she realized that she was bored, court had been canceled , and Luna was in an important meeting with a stallion. When she realized that she needed some excitement in her life, yes she was the bringer of the sun, but something was missing.

"Maybe I should cancel Luna's meeting and spend the day as fillies," Princess Celestia thought as she levitated a piece of cake toward herself.

Then she remembered when she got filly-napped and how worried the ponies were having one princess gone if they had two gone it would be a complete disaster. Suddenly she felt a pain in her stomach.

"Did I eat to much cake today," Celestia thought to herself

"THOU HAST RETURNED!" Luna said looking at Celestia who was now questioning how did the meeting go by so fast "Thou do not look well Tia," Luna said

"I'm fine Luna," Celestia said hoarsely. "A good nights rest is all I need."

"Ok just remember tomorrow we are going to she cadence, shining armor, and flurry hearts,"

"How could I forget."

As Luna was raising the moon Celestia drifted off into a blissful sleep. While Celestia was sleeping Luna went over to twilight's castle. Luna was in a dark room so no pony could see her, but then she heard hoof steps clink, clink, clink Luna jumped up and teleported back to her bedroom before any pony saw her. It was time to set the moon and raise the sun which meant that it was time to head to the crystal empire.

"Tia did thou pack everything?" Luna asked sarcastically

"Yes Luna,"

"We should get moving,"

The trip was long and harsh.

"I'll walk from tartars to the castle and it'll be shorter, Lulu,"

Once they arrived they met shining armor, cadence, and flurry hearts. They went to the sitting area and talked about the journey

"The trip was long and harsh," Celestia said.

"I'm guessing that Luna made it hash by turning into nightmare moon," shining said as Luna sat embarrassed, but that was not the case Celestia brought too much stuff

"Shining armor", cadence said anger rushing through her body.

"Thou sister likes cake

Thou sister likes it

Thou sister likes cake

Yes she does

Auntie Celly loves cake

Auntie Celly loves it

Auntie Celly loves cake

Yes she does

Waaaaaaaaaaah

Flurry hearts

Cel-estia loves cake

Cel-estia loves it

Cel-estia loves cake

That's the end of our cake song"

"Bravo Luna and cadence," Celestia pleaded with joy

"It's time for Luna and I to go home," Celestia sighed sadly "Can I catch a carriage,"

"Sure auntie Celly follow me,"

"Thou does not know if thou carriage can hold thou cake weight,"

"Shut up Luna, look at you."

"Thou didn't eat for a thousand moons," Luna said "Thou's posterior is not as big."

"I'm an attractive weight,"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh," Celestia cried as the carriage flipped over

"Thou told Thou so."

"I knew I should've teleported."

Back at the castle Celestia and Luna were having a conversation about Luna.

"Luna I've been thinking that it's time fore you to get a colt-friend."

"W-what."

"Like shining armor."

"But he's married that's called cheating."

"Didn't stop me."

"W-what."

"Forget about the shining armor thing,"

"Ok."

"Maybe if you ask one of my day guards."

"I'll try."

Luna went outside of her bedroom and saw a well dressed alicorn stallion.

"Hello."

"............" Luna could bring herself to speak

"Hello." He tried again

"Hi."

"Tia! Tia!"

"Who is it?

"Thou who speakests is Luna."

"Come in, Lulu."

"I killed a stallion."

"You did what!!!!!!!!"

"Was it Blue Blood."

"Yes I'm so sorry."

"What did he do this time before I raise him out of his ashes again."

"He punched me in the face."

"Brb."

Celestia thought about going to go see shinning armor tonight and invite mi amora cadenza to make sure Luna is ok. She knew it would be for the best.

"Lulu cadence is coming tonight,"

"Ok." She said then continued sobbing

Poor girl Celestia thought as she got two cakes to bring for snack

"Hello auntie Celly, It's cadence."

"Come in darling."

When Tia left cadence went to Lulu's room.

"Hi Luna."

"Cadence!"

"I thought you were sad at least that's what auntie Celly said."

"Whatever." She said "Let's go into town."

Luna bumped into Celestia and boy was she in trouble

"Celestia! What the buck are you doing her. I thought you were in the crystal empire."

"I was but, I stopped by to get more cake."

"Of course you did Auntie Celly."

"Thou was trying to spend time with our niece but, NO MISS PERFECT HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!"

"Sheesh calm down sister you're drawing attention."

"Sorry Tia & Cadenza. Sometimes I have anger issues." Luna said sorrowfully

"It happens Nightmare moon has to corrupt."

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Nightmare moon has returned."

"RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sorry!"

Later that evening Celestia wrote a letter to Princess Twilight Sparkle.

My fellow princess Twilight,

I've missed you here in Canterlot I was wondering if you would you

and your friends would like to come and stay for a couple of weeks your

BBBFF and Cadence will be there.

See you soon!!!

Your Auntie,

Celestia

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"Twilight you have a letter from you aunt!"

"Spike I don't have an auntie."

"Sorry I meant Celestia."

"Read it, then"

"My fellow princess Twilight,

I've missed you here in Canterlot I was wondering if you would you

and your friends would like to come and stay for a couple of weeks your

BBBFF and Cadence will be there.

See you soon!!!

Your Auntie,

Celestia"

_________________________________________________________

"Luna it's time to raise the moon."

"We know Tia!"

"Are you still jealous."

"No."

Celestia asks Luna this question every night it started getting on her nerves.

"Tia could you stop asking me?"

"Why?"

"Because the answer will always be no."

"Fine I'll stop asking you only on one condition you say what you mean."

"Princess you have a letter from Princess twilight sparkle."

"Give it to me."

"Yes ma'am."

"It's Princess Celeste Del Sol of the empi..."

"Celestia!"

"Fine thank you sir."

"It's a letter from your prized pupil twilight sparkle you should probably answer it."

"it can wait till tomorrow and I just just do whatever you do at night time like dream scape."