Spike and Discord Funtime
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Spike and Discord Funtime

Twilight asked me to go and buy more cleaning supplies, since we’d ran out of window, floor, and dust cleaner. I left the castle, keeping a slow pace. It was very warm and sunny on that day. I personally remember the feeling of the warm sun on my scales as I walked. I continued walking into town, knowing the cleaning supplies store was near the other end of it. I finally entered town. Just then, I heard a strange noise and saw a bright flash of light. I realized that it was just Discord.

“Discord, what are you doing here?” I asked, still a little startled by his entrance.

“Ah, well, I was just walking by, and a little birdie told me that Twilight wanted you to get some cleaning supplies,” he started saying, pulling out a literal bird. “I wanted to ask if I could come along, since I’m trying out this whole friendship thing. I’m sure that Twilight wouldn’t mind hearing that I have made yet another friend!” Discord said.

I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, that’s fine. Just, for Celestia’s sake, don’t make this any harder than it should be,” I warned him.

“Okay!” Discord said, making Twilight’s needed cleaning supplies appear out of nowhere. “We’re done shopping! Let’s go back to Twilight’s now.”

“Oh...wow! You actually made that easier on me. Thanks!” I said with a smile.

I turned around, half expecting him to teleport us to Twilight’s castle. I was surprised to find that he didn’t.

“Er, Discord?” I asked, confused.

“Yes, Spike?” The draconequus replied.

“You...didn’t teleport us to Twilight’s castle,” I told him.

“Of course I didn’t. How are we supposed to be friends if we only spend one minute together?” He asked me, as if I was supposed to know his reasoning.

I sighed, really wanting to be away from him, but it seemed I had no choice now. “Fine, let’s go.”

Despite how Discord’s antics often made me untrusting of him, I decided to tolerate it, as I’d only entered town, and Twilight’s castle was decently close.

Discord walked next to me, held up the cleaning supplies, and said, “Shall we?”

I started walking towards the castle, Discord keeping pace with me. He swung his arms back and forth, causing the bag of cleaning supplies to also be swung back and forth along with his arms.

“You know, Spike. At times, I find you to be an asset to those ponies.”

His words stopped me. Was he being sarcastic or something? I sighed as I thought about how many problems I caused, and my friends had to fix. Before I could respond, he started talking again.

“I know you’ve caused a lot more problems than you helped solve, although, you are still an asset. I recall hearing of many times where you helped Princess Twilight keep herself calm when she freaked out. Plus, you’ve been her assistant your entire life! Also, had it not been for you, a pony-hating dragon king would’ve gained political power, invaded Equestria, and killed off the majority of pony population,” Discord explained.

I stared at him. My friends seldom, if ever, talked about the positive things I’ve done. Why is it that Discord, out of all the ponies in Equestria, was the one to talk and compliment me about my feats?

“Y-You really think I’m an asset?” I asked him, trying to get my facts straight.

He smirked at me and nodded.

“Aw, well, thanks, Discord!” I said, blushing from his compliment. “That’s actually really considerate of you to say.”

“Well, everypony needs a compliment sometimes, don’t they?” Discord asked.

“Yeah, I guess,” I said. "Well, here we are!"

Discord smiled and snapped, causing the door to Twilight's castle to open. Then we both walked into the castle with the cleaning supplies.

"TWILIGHT?!" I yelled.

"WHAT?" Twilight yelled back while flying over to the entrance. She looked shocked once she saw that Discord had come along with. "What's Discord doing here?" Twilight asked, clearly wondering why of all creatures he was there.

"Well, I decided to help Spike pick up the cleaning supplies you needed, since we're friends!" Discord said, in a less than normal cheery voice. He then levitated the bag of supplies over to Twilight.

"I... thank you, Discord. That was very friendly of you to do." Twilight said politely, making the bag disappear into the kitchen.

"But Spike here was the one who let me help him get the supplies for you! I had told him that I wanted to make another friend, and hope that he would be that friend!" Discord said, an almost sly smile growing on his face.

"Really? Spike, you let him do that so he could have another friend?" Twilight asked me.

"Yeah." I replied, not so modestly.

We ate narwhals after that conversation. They used to be swimming in the ocean, but their horns looked so delicious so we had to have them... le horns of le narwhals.

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"DISCORD HAVE MY BABIES" I YELLED.

THE END