Hip hoppin' pussy

by Long John Bong

Swiggity swag I'm coming for the vag

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There are no brakes on the rape train....

Sunset Shimmer brutally fingered herself, her entire hand completely submerged in her hot, moist pussy. Her fingers took twists and turns inside of her, each being punctuated by her soft moans. She finished with a loud scream of delight, and stared blankly at the ceiling. She was already tired of using her hand, even though she only found out her pussy existed yesterday, being a zeta-gendered queer anarcho socialist Bernie supporter. Oh how she loved that man.

She eased her way off her soaked bed and made her way to the altar she dedicated to Chris Hansen. Bending over, she pulled a dildo out of a cabinet drawer and fantasized she was being brutally raped by Chris Handsome himself.

In other words, her day was absolutely uneventful.


Angel bunny took a step out of Fluttershy's home, the kush him and Snoop Dogg tried was a little too much for him to handle.

"Eyo my nigga, u jus' need ta blaze moe off'en." Said Snoop Diggity Dogg, patting his little bunny homeboy on the back. "Next time I'm cumin wif sum fine ass mares and we're gonna stay up till real nigga hours fam." He said, somehow verbally communicating a laughing-crying emoji at the end of his sentence.

Angel Bunny, still coughing like a Walter White with lung cancer...

Wait a minute...

You get the point...

He was coughing like hell is what I'm trying to say. Jesus. Throw me a bone for once will ya?


Sunset watched the whole shindig like an exceptionally greasy Turkish man -in other words, like the friend she had with her right now- and planned her attack. She'd pounce on Angel as soon as that dope ass nigga Snoop Dogg left, then she and Greasy Turk Dude would take turns in her mouth, pussy, and anus. It was ingenious.

Without waiting too long, Sunset Shimmer and her butt-buddy Greasy Turk Dude jumped on top of the now alone Angel Bunny.

"Me likey" said the Turk who also happened to be greasy and a dude. He stuffed his throbbing Turkish cock deep into Angel Bunny's vagina, the muscles of the pussy clenching to his cock, practically begging him to cum. And cum he did, in ten seconds flat. He even had to struggle to pull his cock out of Angel's tight pussy, and when he finally succeeded, it elicited an extremely loud 'KAPOW' sound.

Sunset ran her hands up and down her cock, release mere moments away from taking her. Her cock was aimed directly at Angel's face, which at this point was so contorted with fear it became the face of Nicolas Cage. She came instantly at the sight of her God King, covering the Academy Award winning actor's face with her sticky cum.

Smiling crookedly, she proceeded to Angel-Cage's anus, sticking her still cum covered cock in her bunghole. It was so tight, she barely managed much in the way of thrusting. Her cock felt the pressure build up and take her over instantly. She squirted cum into the angelic anus like a water gun on the face of that one dork kid across the block.

Sunset and Turk Dude high fived, both panting heavily. They looked up to see Angel dressed in BDSM gear.

"Its my turn now." He spoke for the first time, and his stiff Indian accent was the last thing Sunset and Turk Dude expected to hear.


Somehow, Sunset and Turk Dude both were stripped naked, bent over and gagged. They looked towards a wall, giving them no vision of their rapist.

"You know, I've been waiting to lose my virginity for a loooong time. So has my buddy." He said in his trademark Indian accent as he motioned towards a human who had entered the room, Bill 'Puddin Pop' Cosby. Bill already had a massive lump in his pantaloons.

Angel and Bill did Rock Paper Scissors, with Bill coming out on top.

"Looks like Bill is gonna have some fun with you, miss Shimmer." Said Rajput Angel.

Bill charged at full speed, forcing his big nigga cock deep in her pussy, causing sunset to make a muffled scream through her gag.

Each thrust was punctuated by smacking noises. Each thrust bringing Bill closer to the kind of bliss one only enjoys when they are raping women.

He couldn't hold it back, his cock bursted with cum leaving him on the floor, crosseyed and mumbling "Wellwhenyougetapieceofpuddinlikethat,lemmetellyou,thereisnogreaterouddinpopthanthis.