Home for Eternal Losers
AKA earth's hell
He could of blown that miserable planet to a million tiny pieces. He could have finally achieved the revenge he had so desired for all those years. Being stuck in Earth's hell was more than he could bare at the moment. More then anything he wished he could of killed those Saiyan monkeys
Frieza had been so close to exacting his revenge on the Saiyans, so close. He was stuck in thought over it now. He should of just blown up that damned planet, not giving Goku the time to collect himself. But he made that same fatal decision like he realized he had done so many other times, he grew over confident.
It played in his mind like a record he wanted to forget," FRIEZA!", as Goku descended from the air and unleashed a massive Kamehameha upon the revived Tyrant. He hated Goku so much for it, his last words screamed at the Saiyan as he died echoed through his mind as well, "Damn, Damn You Goku!!!", as Frieza was sent back to Hell. His companion lay silent as the tyrant sat on a rock pondering where he went wrong. The endless amount of insults and curses he wanted to throw at Goku were swelling in his mind.
And yet it was still ceaseless. The Fallen tyrant Frieza would not shut up. Of all the beings to get stuck with as a conversation partner while in hell, Frieza was the worst. He'd go on and on about his hatred for the Saiyans, mostly Goku. Every word that came pouring out of his mouth was nothing but a stream of curses towards that ' Saiyan Monkey'. The one sitting on the rock beside him longed for a day when he'd stop talking like an idiot.
That day would come sooner than he thought.
"I swear if i ever get out of here again, I'll cut both the legs off of that no GOOD SAIYAN MONKEY!," Frieza shouted at the top of his lungs, though no one really listened seeing that he was stuck in hell after his latest failure again. His two henchmen Sorbet and Tagoma had used the earth's dragonballs to resurrect him, and then watch him die once again at the hands of Goku. Frieza's companion simply sat there, listening to the former tyrant go on and on before turning to him.
"Oh shut up, At least when i was alive i actually killed that damn Saiyan you whine about," Frieza's companion in hell boasted. Due to a combination of the cells of the worlds greatest fighters, including cells from Frieza himself, along with those of Nappa, Vegeta, and Goku to round out the balance of Saiyan powers coursing through his system, the android Cell also gained the Saiyan mannerisms for being cocky and arrogant at times. Cell also had the cells of Piccolo, allowing for the regeneration of lost limbs.
He had always dreamed of fighting the mighty Saiyan that had felled the galactic tyrant now sitting next to him. But he seemed sorely disappointed when it wasn't Goku who beat him, but a mere child. It still burned in him that he could of been defeated by nothing more than a Saiyan child, a child named Gohan. He had witnessed the boy's true power, and he admitted to himself after being sent here that it did scare him. Him, the ultimate weapon, created by the brilliant Dr. Gero, to be outdone like that was nearly repulsive.
But Cell would soon gain a chance at freedom, and all through the hands of a Wizard. One that had his own grudge against the Saiyans as well. But what irked this small creature more was that he was done in by his father's creation, Majin Buu. Trying to control a being like that proved to much and the pink pudgy monster turned on his master after having his own fight with The Saiyan named Goku. His name was Babidi, and he had a plan to escape. Little did King Yema know was that the wizard had magically constructed a body for someone. He'd help someone here gain Freedom in exchange for exacting their revenge, what he didn't realize was the spell would transport said being to another dimension altogether.
"Ah, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation," The small wizard rambled on, " I must say that one of your nature would surely want to get revenge, wouldn't you?", His query piqued Cell's interest. He was getting tired of Frieza's pedantic droning after all, this would be a welcome respite for him.
"What exactly piqued your interest?", Cell mused as a sly grin crept across his face. He longed for the days of nothing but wanton destruction and the near extinction he had brought to those insects he called humans. And seeing that he had the cell's of Frieza, he could survive in space for brief periods. He also had Goku's instant transmission ability, though he was negated by the barrier surrounding hell from fully using it.
He had gotten most of his power from absorbing them while in his imperfect form. He gave them a purpose as he had once told Piccolo while he and Android 17 had been fighting him in his imperfect form.
"I believe I can be of assistance if you're seeking a means of escaping this hell you're in," Could what Cell was hearing be true? Could this being named Babidi really be the means to escaping and exacting his revenge on Goku and his friends? There was only one way to find out.
"I believe you can be of some help," He put it coyly. There was no way he was going to spend the rest of his life in this place, and certainly not as long as he had to listen to Frieza bitch about everything. Cell swore if they were both still alive, he'd of killed Frieza just for sport, the way Vegeta used to enjoy killing anything in the same way before becoming reformed. Soon Cell would get his revenge on the lot of them.
And Goku would finally be forced to fight him at full power. What Cell didn't know was that 15 years had passed on earth since his fight with Gohan. And Babidi didn't account for the fact that his resurrection spell would be miscast and land the Android in another world altogether and not back on earth. Within moments though Cell would betray the wizard after having his body restored. Babidi's goals didn't matter to the android, he only went along with the wizard until his end was fulfilled. Cell was not one to be controlled by another, least of all this puny thing standing in front of him.
"Ready?", the small wizard asked him.
"Get it over with," was his blunt and honest reply. Soon he would be back to his full power and all would tremble at his feet before he destroyed the opposition. Cell actually could care less about fighting Goku, he just wanted to escape this place before it bored him anymore.
And with that, the spell was cast.
And the Android awoke to an unfamiliar surrounding. He was standing in a field with the greenest grass he had ever seen. Cell could feel his full power restored after waking up, and soared high up into the sky. He looked around to take notice of his surroundings, and realized he was not on earth, but some other world, not that it mattered to him, he wipe this place off the grid as sure as he would when and if he ever found a way back to earth.
Cell was free, and his evil would once again doom an entire world to the brink of oblivion.
Author's Note
This idea just came to me out of nowhere. i dont expect it to get alot of attention. Im sure someone will point out some error here or there, and frankly i dont care right now. I'm writing because its mine, its something i wanted to do for awhile. And i expect people to be somewhat respectful.
Rainbow Dash was the fastest pegasus in all of Ponyville, if not including Equestria. And she was going to be late for the most important event in her life. Her five-year anniversary with Twilight. As much as she hated it, she loved Twilight with every fiber of her being, and would do nearly anything to protect her. They'd been through so much together that it was only natural that their friendship would evolve into something more intimate. A few of the others didn't seem to notice at first how their attitudes towards each other changed drastically. It wasn't until one of Pinkie's parties that Rarity and AJ were the first to catch the two of them making out in the corner.
Of course, there was also the thing going on between Lyra and Bon Bon. Now that, that became more and more of a public spectacle than what was happening between Dash and Twilight. And those two were more out in the open about their relationship.
Applejack pulled her hat down over her face to cover the look she was giving them. AJ felt that kind of behavior was reserved for the bedroom. And Rarity couldn't keep her jaw from hitting the floor. It was so uncouth in her eyes to see them doing that in a public place. Apparently nopony else cared, especially Lyra and Bon Bon. Those two had been caught in the bathroom of Sugar Cube Corner on more than one occasion making out.
"Wow," Dash thought to herself, "Get a room you two,".
Of course, the two lovebirds couldn't hear her thoughts. At least she hoped not. When she was a filly she always wondered what it would be like to read minds. She had told this to Twilight once when the mare was still a unicorn, so Twilight thought it would be funny for a day to see how Dash reacted to what others really thought of her. The spell was a novice Dream Thief spell that Twilight had learned while studying under Celestia.
It wasn't all that cracked up that Dash thought it would be. She was lucky it only lasted 24 hours. Half the town at the time still held a grudge because of her reckless nature during the Mare do Well incident. That was also around the time that Rainbow Dash started to realize that she held intimate feelings for Twilight.
Rainbow snapped herself back to the present and rushed out of her cloud home as fast as she could. She needed to make a stop at the Bookstore that had just opened in town before heading to meet with Twilight. She was halfway there when she looked up to see a fireball rock a nearby hillside. The same hill that she was going to meet Twilight at! Dash flexed her wings mid-air and rushed towards the scene to what was going on. That was when she saw a strange bipedal creature locked in combat with Twilight. Twilight unleashed a knockback spell that slammed the creature into the ground.
As Rainbow Dash got closer, she thought it ironic that the unicorn Lyra wasn't here to watch this fight, seeing that for some strange reason she had an obsession with hands, which this thing Twilight was fighting actually possessed. Rainbow could just picture Lyra jumping on it, screaming " HANDS!!" at the top of her lungs. She felt like a spectator as she watched Twilight hit this thing with another magic blast. Cell had finally made a critical mistake for twice in his life by underestimating the power of this winged creature. A flaw he thought he'd never make again since his fight with Gohan.
When there was a lull in the fighting, she made her way over to Twilight to check that she was ok. Twilight looked at her with a relieved glance in her eyes. It would take everything the two of them could muster to fight this monster in front of them. Little did they knew that for Cell this was just a warm-up exercise. The real fight was to come much later. Twilight decided to let Rainbow take over while she recovered from the battle she was just in. Cell thought he was fast, but he had never fought against a pegasus before, much less one like Rainbow Dash.
He was created to be the perfect warrior, the ultimate weapon. In his cells were the DNA of the most powerful warriors in existence, Vegeta, Goku, and Frieza among several others. These creatures were just play things to someone like him. pawns to be abused over and over until they tired and asked for a quick death. Little did he know though, that this 'princess Twilight' had an ace up her hoof.
While he was in self-reflection, Rainbow Dash slammed into him at full speed. The force was enough to send Cell hurtling into the nearest mountainside. This pegasus was really starting to piss him off.
Also unknown to Cell was that she just started using a new type of music to train for situations just like this. Apparently Twilight had been talking to her friends in the human world and gotten 3 or more of her pony friends to start using music devices called iPods. AJ and Rarity found them very useful for aerobics and working on the farm. While Rainbow Dash got herself addicted to heavy metal music -__-. Her iPod contained music by human bands like Korn, Amon Amarth, As i Lay Dying, and most of all Disturbed. Before coming to meet Twilight she had the song Down with Sickness stuck in her head. And as she started fighting Cell, she found it a very useful motivation in trying to take him out.
Rainbow Dash could feel the pain in her side where he had landed that punch. Twilight had to cast a mend wounds spell on her friend to prevent any possible internal bleeding. It wasn't just the punch that got to her. It was the feeling she had deep inside that there was an untapped power waiting to explode, she could feel the faint traces of it beginning to surge during the fight with Cell.
It was the kind of power that required a specific catalyst, but Dash couldn't place a hoof on how to draw it out. She turned to see Cell holding Twilight by the neck, slowly choking the life from her. That look on his face showed her that he could sense that raw power as well. That was when he spoke up.
"I've sensed a power like that before,", he said as continued to hold Twilight by the throat,", It took a bit of proper motivation... LIKE THIS!" He boasted as he blasted Twilight into the nearest hill with a powerful Ki blast. Rainbow rushed to Twi's side, but she wasn't breathing. Her eyes had rolled into her skull and her heart wasn't beating.
"No..no..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Rainbow screamed as if a thousand storms had thundered all at once. her Coat turned completely white and her wings were gone, retracted into her new body. Her mane had become like that of her human counterpart in the other dimension that Twilight visited.
That was when Dash realized.. that she was human!! The power in her had surged to the point where it granted her a new form. She had arms and legs like Cell, but moreover, she had.. become a Super Saiyan.
"You see Cell, You're not dealing with the average pegasus anymore! I am SUPER RAINBOW DASH!!", she roared as she slammed into him at full speed. God damn it he thought to himself as they fought, "I had to come across the pony version of Vegeta!?!". His words were cut short as Dash bolted high into the air... and started saying words that were all too familiar to him.
"Cell, this is the last time you cross a warrior Equestrian like me!", oh god he thought not this again as well, but what she yelled next really got his attention.
"FINAL FLAASHHHH!!!" Rainbow Dash screamed as she unleashed a massive energy blast that she didn't realize she was capable of till right now.
"OH SHIT!!!" Cell screamed as it hit him. He tried to move until he realized he was being restrained by magic. That of Princess Celestia.
The Energy beam hit him dead on, seemingly erasing him from their world.
Author's Note
Im writing this since on one else had though of it. on another note.
Will Twilight win against Cell?
Will Rainbow Dash make it on time to help her friend?
Find out on the next exciting episode of 2 Ponies 1 Killer Android!.
I love DBZ, i grew up with it.
