Water Sara Lexi Gun, got out of bed on a bright Saturday moring. She brushes her hair and teeth. Then goes in the kitchen for breakfast. Honey? Water Gun said. Hey dear. Riley said. I got your favorite, blueberry toaster strudel's! Fresh from the toaster. (Water Gun Kisses Riley) Thanks honey, Water Gun said. I got a lot to do today. I got to go to the dojo for taekwondo pratice, stop by my office, and finally go the spa with Emily. That sounds like a fun day said RIley. Me and your brother Flare, are going to work on his Bioshock walkthur game video's. An I am still trying to use a keyboard! Don't worry honey said Water Gun. I am sure one day ponies will have there own "special keyboard". Riley said I am sure they will and I will make do for now. Take care dear. Water Gun said thanks honey. (Riley and Water Gun kiss.)
Now before we get started, we were all once ponies. before we came to the human world. The of story how we got here, will be for another time. Water Gun is a special human and pony. She has depression and has attention deficit. I believe her "accident" was partially responsible for the depression. It happend many moon ago. It was her birthday and she got an unfortunate surprise. One day after ballet school, Water Gun went to her father's used car lot. Machine Gun her father a car sales pony, had a big surprise for Water Gun. He knew a friend that had one of the orignal Bat-Colt moblie's. After much planning, Machine Gun and his friend were going to take Water Gun for a ride in the Bat-Colt moblie. To distract Water Gun, they told her to check the batteries in the cars on the car lot with the town doctor. Machine Gun taught Water Gun many things about cars, and she was an expert on car repairing and selling cars as well. She was wearing her safety goggles, as usual for saftey. They were on the last car on the lot that day. The doctor started the engine and the battery blew up in Water Gun's face. Battery acid got all over her face but, luckly no acid got in her eye's. She was redder then any rose the doctor, had ever seen. Water Gun can't say which treatment was worser, the "accident" or the "facial injury" she was in treatment for at that time. Her "facial injury" will be talked about in another story, but you can see a big scar on her face from her "facial injury." . Water Gun was very lucky could have been easily been blinded, if she didn't where her goggles that day. However, Water Gun's " facial injury" on her face she got not to long before the "accident", was still being home treated . Her "facial injury" Puffed up, badly and she got a serious face infection. It got so bad, Water Gun had to have draining of the wound. A few weeks later though, Water Gun was well enough to start school. Water Gun of course because, of all the "scars and redness" she was made fun of. Water Gun was called Two-Hoof's marefriend, Princess Tomato, and Miss Red Hoof when they played superhero's on the playground. Guess what? Water Gun didn't care about name calling. She cared about ponies touching her back , which was still very sore and still can be today from "the accident.". After a fight at school, her mother Bow gun decided homeschooling was best for Water Gun. It was indeed a good education for her. Her father Machine Gun, tried gently to get her back in to cars. Water Gun refused and decided she want to be a mayor someday. She studied politics and when she came to the human world, she became a mayor. After a hard race in our small, seaside town she won in a landslide. She has made many nudity laws. You can walk to work naked if you wanted to in our town. And our town has some of the strictus laws and punishments on sexual harrassment and rape in the world! Believe me, Water Gun wishes she could wear clothes! So she could keep up with the fashions, but they irritate her skin badly so no. All she can usually tolereate is a soft, cotten bathrobe. No panties or bra either they bother her too. I could go all day in detail about her "facial injury" and "accident". But I will save that for another time. Now let's go to Water gun's taekwondo pratice. Water gun has a special taekwondo pratice, in case she has to be naked at pratice due to pain.
(At a dojo.) Water Gun said good morning Sensei Cookie. Your legendary tomato has arrived. (Bows to Sensei Cookie.) Sensei Cookie said okay let's get started. Do you need to take off your robe, Water-Son? Sure why not, my back is killing me (throws off robe.) said Water Gun. let's get started. (later.) Thanks Sensei Cookie, I needed that today said Water Gun. ( Water Gun and Sensei Cookie bow to each other, and Water Gun leaves dojo.) Now what do I need to do? said Water Gun. Oh yes I need to go to my chamber in the town hall. (at town hall.) Water Gun's secertary Crystal Sweetwater, said good morning your nakedness. Water Gun said good morning, Miss Sweetwater. I got to go to my office for a little bit. (in Water Gun's office.) Water Gun said this got's to go ( Water Gun hangs up cotten bathrobe on a coat rack. Then takes out e-cigarette out of her desk, and lights up.) My favorite flavor alfalfa. Ahh! (Water Gun takes a puff.) Miss Sweetwater said what do think people would say, if they saw you smoke that? Water Gun said I am not afraid of being caught "naked" with this. True though Miss Sweetwater, health effects from E-cigarette's are still being studied (Water Gun is reading document.) An i would tell a young kid if they saw me puffing this thing. Until the full health side effects are known of E-cigarette's, Don't smoke this thing please. But if you do have too, please don't get nicotine in your flavor. Miss Sweewater said so what flavor is it Water Gun? Water Gun said barnyard alflfa, took me awhile to find a flavor with alflfa in it but I did. Miss Sweetwater said I thought you would be afraid of fire after your "accident." Nope Water Gun said. I walked "naked" across hot coals at a charity luau, for the local children's hospital burn unit for fun. But I will say this Water Gun said. I am deathly afraid of batteries exploding as you can tell. Miss Sweetwater said I can understand that. Well i got to go, Miss Sweetwater said Water Gun. I have a spa treatment today. Miss Sweetwater said have a good day Miss gun.
(At the spa.) Water Gun said Ahh, as she got in the cocoa bath after taking off her robe. Emily said so how has your day been? Fine Water Gun said. This is a nice business the candymaker's daughter Coco made, she just opened the spa last week. Coco walked in an said. Everything okay with you too? Oh and thanks Miss Gun, for the small business grant and tax break to start this business up. Water Gun said no problem. Your dad makes the best chocolate and candy apples around. Coco said thank you, He made you this just for you. (gives candy apple's to Water Gun and Emily.) Water Gun said yeah your dad remembers me, I come once a month to check on the candy store and I get a candy apple whenever I go there. Tell him thank you for us Coco. Coco Said I will. Enjoy your stay here, if you need anything let me know. Emily said you know, Coco was in an "accident" too. She was just as lucky as you. Water Gun said I know. Coco has huge red burn mark's on her hands. From a really bad hot water scolding. Emily said well, she is a tough girl just like you. Water Gun said yeah, I wish I had the burns on my hands instead of my face. But then again, I don't know which pain would have been worse. (Later.) Emily said I am getting out, you want to come to the diner with me for dinner? Water Gun said sure.
(At the diner.) Water Gun said I am going to play a game before we eat Emily (puts quarter in bubble bobble arcade machine). (Later.) Emily said you get further in bubble bobble? While we were waiting for dinner? Water Gun said not really. Those monsters get harder everytime. After eating dinner, Water Gun said thank you to Emily and she went home for the night. She kissed her boyfriend Riley, brushed her teeth and hung her robe on her door and then went to bed for the night well rested.
The End.