The King Mob of Manehattan

This is the most stupidest heist yet. Bullet Count said we had a short window for Canterlot. We could inhabit our gang in Canterlot if we pull off this heist in Canterlot, taking out a big gang. It is kind of confusing, but u don't care. I'm sitting in the carriage, ignoring Bullet Count's ramble, thinking about Rainbow Dash. It has been two weeks since we talked thanks to the scene at the Gala. At least this is a better love story than Twilight. That movie was just 'nope' worthy. I still don't get why the hell that in the first movie, they just stared at each other. Oh well, I return to reality and see a red flashy hotel with four stars on the side. A sign said Living Great Luxury! I immediately sighed in shame at the hotel. Most luxury hotels at least have doors. This hotel has beads. "Is this a hippy's hotel?" I ask. Bullet shakes his head.

"No, but a hippy runs it!" He says.

"That is worse," I reply, getting out of the carriage. I slam the door close and look at Bullet Count. "Do we really need to take Canterlot? What if the princesses try to find us?" I ask. Bullet Count blew raspberry.

"How many gangs do you think are in Canterlot?" He asks. I shrug. "Let us just say a lot, the princesses cannot track any of the gangs down due to they are too busy," he says.

"Really? Wow, that's easy game right there!" I exclaim. He nods, and broke his smile.

"But if we're gonna stay here for a while, we have to get some recognition," he states. I nod in return. "We have a little party to crash."

It's eight o'clock in the evening, most fancy ponies sleep, except me, Bullet Count, and a group of ponies we're in. I keep my fully automatic pistol under my wing in secret, while Bullet Count has some rifle strapped to his back, concealed by a cloak. We both also have our gas masks ready for the night. I keep looking around the festive room. The room has a certain red tint along the blue walls from the lit up fountain in the middle, spurting out chocolate milk. I break my serious glare and lick my lips. I gallop over to the fountain and start filling a glass. Once it is done, I gulp it all up, being a fool for chocolate. Bullet Count face palms, laughing at the silliness. We start chatting with many ponies and griffons. All rich bastards. I keep trying to swig more chocolate than anyone, before almost throwing up. What the dummies do not know, is that me, Bullet, and Ruby (wherever she is) will start stealing some stuff in their private rooms. The hard part is when we change into some gang clothes and start threatening everyone with guns. Including a mini gun, which should pop up a little later thanks to an air time delivery. Bullet Count keeps it in check though, as to thanks to recent events I'm not trusted to have it. I keep my pistol hidden under my vest, hidden under my suit. As I walk around, talking to everyone, I bumped into a Pegasus, and before I snapped at her, I realized she was Rainbow Dash. I cursed under my breather as she turns to look at who's bumped her. I hid my face under my hat, and put on a gruff voice. "Watch where you're going miss," I say. She huffs and turns back around to talk to her friends. I smirk as it worked and continued.

Bullet Count points to the back room and I nod silently. I went in, making sure no one followed. I wait a few moments before shutting off the power. Bullet Count is waiting on the roof to get a helicopter. I look at the dash board and turn on some random switches, eventually getting the helipad's. Bullet gets the mini gun and climbs down the stairs with a gas mask. I put on one as well and wait for the shots. I hear the whir of the mini gun before looking at he ballroom. Everyone is knocked out. The plan is: we would get in, turn off the lights to distract everyone, deliver the knock out gas mini gunner and knock everyone out to get their possessions. That includes: wallets, money, jewelry, and weapons if any. We will have ten minutes before the power comes on, or if any of the ponies wake up. This is a stupid heist in my opinion, it's too risky for exposure of our presence. It would give them a reason to fear us though, I dunno. As I got everything up, we head out the front door, leaving the sleeping ponies to their dreams.

About two days have passed since then when there was a public announcement in front of the castle made by Celestia herself. I happen to walk by in pony form when I hear," Attention Ponies! There is a gang lose in the city by the name of the Hellbringers. Any suspicious acts of ponies or any other creatures are to be reported immediately!" She keeps repeating those lines and I smirk to myself on how stupid that was. She just told us to be careful, and nothing else.