The Elements... And Me

by Doood
So, first off, I would liked to comment peacefully on what had happened. It was a normal night, a freaking explosion happened, some weird ponies were in my living room... Yeah... How did that happen exactly?

My name, is not important. If you want to know what it is, I'll email it to you when I'm dead. Since you are reading this, more than likely, you've stumbled across my journal. Which is what this little snippet of information details. Within the contents of the book, I hope you will have the courage and willpower not to cringe, and throw it off like so many before you. There will be trial and error, sarcasm, god's insatiable curse called Headache's,

And Ponies. So... many... Ponies...

Teen
On Hiatus
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
Adventure
Human
 
MO

83897 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read

17 Chapters:

  1. The Big Bang 2016-07-14 18:56:25 UTC
    3593
  2. So yeah... This isn't my roof? 2016-07-17 05:23:55 UTC
    3735
  3. The Ode to finding Help, sucks 2016-07-19 16:42:09 UTC
    4827
  4. So... This happened? 2016-07-25 16:31:24 UTC
    4114
  5. A... Brief encounter with Marekind 2016-08-04 01:29:44 UTC
    3879
  6. A small start to something Big 2016-08-09 22:14:28 UTC
    4697
  7. Tasting the flavors of As(s)-phalt. 2016-08-26 07:04:52 UTC
    4918
  8. Take Pride and Band-Aids for what you've done 2016-09-06 03:51:04 UTC
    5176
  9. Hey, remember that one time... 2016-10-04 01:53:11 UTC
    5646
  10. I met a stallion. She was a mare. Her name was Rig. Oh, and Shining was there too 2016-10-13 01:16:45 UTC
    4847
  11. If this doesn't change your outlook on me, then I don't know what will 2016-10-23 23:18:19 UTC
    6027
  12. There is a line between Good, and Evil 2016-11-09 21:53:47 UTC
    4817
  13. I'm not salty, just extremely peppered 2016-12-04 02:37:05 UTC
    5510
  14. It's always the quiet ones... Right? 2016-12-11 13:34:14 UTC
    4862
  15. Tonight on, Who done it!? 2016-12-25 00:45:09 UTC
    3738
  16. Perspective? Changed. 2017-01-29 19:16:37 UTC
    5485
  17. There's a party here in Equestria~ 2017-03-17 01:30:08 UTC
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