
The Elements... And Me
So, first off, I would liked to comment peacefully on what had happened. It was a normal night, a freaking explosion happened, some weird ponies were in my living room... Yeah... How did that happen exactly?
My name, is not important. If you want to know what it is, I'll email it to you when I'm dead. Since you are reading this, more than likely, you've stumbled across my journal. Which is what this little snippet of information details. Within the contents of the book, I hope you will have the courage and willpower not to cringe, and throw it off like so many before you. There will be trial and error, sarcasm, god's insatiable curse called Headache's,
And Ponies. So... many... Ponies...


83897 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
17 Chapters:
- The Big Bang 2016-07-14 18:56:25 UTC3593
- So yeah... This isn't my roof? 2016-07-17 05:23:55 UTC3735
- The Ode to finding Help, sucks 2016-07-19 16:42:09 UTC4827
- So... This happened? 2016-07-25 16:31:24 UTC4114
- A... Brief encounter with Marekind 2016-08-04 01:29:44 UTC3879
- A small start to something Big 2016-08-09 22:14:28 UTC4697
- Tasting the flavors of As(s)-phalt. 2016-08-26 07:04:52 UTC4918
- Take Pride and Band-Aids for what you've done 2016-09-06 03:51:04 UTC5176
- Hey, remember that one time... 2016-10-04 01:53:11 UTC5646
- I met a stallion. She was a mare. Her name was Rig. Oh, and Shining was there too 2016-10-13 01:16:45 UTC4847
- If this doesn't change your outlook on me, then I don't know what will 2016-10-23 23:18:19 UTC6027
- There is a line between Good, and Evil 2016-11-09 21:53:47 UTC4817
- I'm not salty, just extremely peppered 2016-12-04 02:37:05 UTC5510
- It's always the quiet ones... Right? 2016-12-11 13:34:14 UTC4862
- Tonight on, Who done it!? 2016-12-25 00:45:09 UTC3738
- Perspective? Changed. 2017-01-29 19:16:37 UTC5485
- There's a party here in Equestria~ 2017-03-17 01:30:08 UTC8026