Just an average day for your not so average ponies!
It was a calm day in canterlot. Damian a young earth stallion with a light grey coat, coal black hair with his bangs dyed pink, light red eyes and a microphone/skull for a cutie mark. Skylar a orange pegasi mare with light cinnamon mane and tail, each end dyed a light blonde, sky blue eyes and a horseshoe/music note for a cutie mark. And Eskimo Kiss a light coffee coloured deer/pony hybrid, with cloud coloured mane and tail with purple streaks, and light violet eyes. They were in the Canterlot cafe. Damian with his coffee. Skylar with her tea. And Eskimo Kiss with his cappuccino with whipped cream on the top.
"This coffee is scorching hot," Damian started a conversation. "Then wait till it cools down," Eskimo Kiss responded.
"Well duh I think he knows that stupid," Skylar told him.
"Well, you don't need to be rude about it," Eskimo Kiss responded.
"Guys can we just be calm and rela- BOOM!!,"
"Holy Fuck!!!!," Damian threw his coffee in the air having it spill all over him. A stallion (well more like a buck because he was a deer) then entered the cafe smiling, he was a light coffee colour with a dark brown tuft of fur on his head, dark oak coloured antlers and dark purple eyes. He looked over at a table of mares.
"Hey ladies," he flirted walking by the table grinning from ear to ear. Completely oblivious to the fact the he just squished somepony behind the door he slammed open. "Ah, ah, ah burning, burning fuck, fuck, fuck," Damian exclaimed. He grabbed a cloth and wiped away the coffee. The stallion then looked at their table and walked over.
"Hey Eskimo Kiss, hows it going buddy," The stallion patted him on the head.
"Hi Rocket," Eskimo Kiss sighed.
"Eskimo Kiss you know this stallion?," Damian questioned angrily.
"He's my... brother," Eskimo Kiss answered.
"Hey what up," the young buck introduced himself.
"Don't you fucking hey what up me, you made drop my coffee on myself almost burning my dick off," Damian shouted.
"Oh shit sorry dude," Rocket apologized.
"Sorry dude wouldn't of unburnt my dick if the coffee burnt it!," Damian responded.
"Look i'm sorry would you like me to buy you a new coffee?," Rocket offered.
"No thanks, just encase you make me drop it again," Damian answered.
"Come on I insist, let me by you one," Rocket argued,
"Just let him buy you one Damian, he wont take no for an answer," Eskimo Kiss told him.
"Okay fine," Damian sighed.
"But an iced coffee, so if he makes me drop it again it wont burn," he grumbled.
"Sounds good would you like anything else?," Rocket asked. "Maybe, I don't know I'll just go up with you," Damian answered.
"You guys go right ahead, Eskimo Kiss and I are going to head out," Skylar told them getting up from her seat.
"Alright seeya," They responded waving as they watched the two walk out of the café. Rocket went up and ordered Damian's iced coffee and then sat at a table.
"So Skylar and you," Rocket started.
"Hm," Damian questioned looking at him confusingly.
"Are you and her, a thing?," Rocket asked moving his hooves and bumping them together, justifying his point clearly. Damian spat out his drink pounding a hoof against his chest coughing.
"H-hell no we're just friends!," Damian shouted taking another drink of his iced coffee to clear his throat.
"So she's single?," Rocket asked hopefully, a large smile on his face. "Yeah.....but she's..lampsexual," Damian said with a smirk trying to hide the fact he's lying.
"Whats that?," Rocket asked.
"She....she loves lamps," Damian answered.
"Oh I never knew that was a thing. Does that mean I don't have a chance?," he asked sadly.
"Not unless you become a lamp," Damian answered blankly.
"Oh ok...*sigh* I just kinda like her," he sighed.
"Sorry buddy, but you have no chance...," Damian snorted trying not to laugh.
Rocket got up to go use the bathroom, while he was out of sight Damian broke into hysterical laughter.
"AHAHAHAHA! Oh my fuck! I can't believe he fell for that!," Damian laughed loudly banging his hoof on the table to try and control himself. Everypony in the café looked at him strangely before going back to their own conversations. Rocket then later returned from the washroom.
"So Rocket? where do you plan on staying while you're here?," Damian questioned.
"I was planning on staying with Eskimo Kiss," he answered sitting down in his seat.
"Eskimo Kiss lives with Skylar and I," Damian told him.
"Well shit, would you guys have room for me?," Rocket asked.
"You'd have to sleep with Skylar," Damian replied.
"Where does Eskimo Kiss sleep?," Rocket questioned.
"Eskimo Kiss sleeps with me," Damian answered. Rocket looked confused.
"Isn't that kind of weird?," he asked.
"No how's it-," Damian stopped. Eskimo Kiss didn't tell Rocket Damian and him are dating.
"Whatever, lets just get going," Rocket replied.
****
Eskimo Kiss was cooking supper for everypony. While Skylar sat on her lazy ass watching the Equestria Daily News.
"Yo Eskimo Kiss! guess what! Vinyl Scratch and Neon Lights just announced they are best friends and they are making an album together!," Skylar squealed excitedly throwing her hooves in the air, making the remote control drop on the floor.
"Well then cool! I bet you're going to buy it when it first comes out," he responded.
"Yes!! I also have a question," She said nervously.
"Yes," Eskimo Kiss asked.
"I-Is Rocket single?," Skylar finally gained enough courage to ask.
"Yes but he's - he's H2OSexual," Eskimo Kiss acted fast.
"What does that mean," Skylar asked him.
"He's really attracted to water," he told her. Skylar was about to say something else before she was interrupted by the door flinging open.
"Yo whats up everypony," Rocket shouted entering the large apartment, winking at Skylar.
"Skylar, he's sleeping in your bed with you," Damian told her. Skylar just looked at Damian with a (what the fuck) expression. Eskimo Kiss looked at him with anger. "Damian I need to speak with you," Eskimo Kiss told him.
"Yeah what is it?," Damian asked.
"Alone," he added. Damian followed him into another room.
"What the hell are you thinking!," Eskimo Kiss shouted.
There was anger in his voice which was unusual for him.
"Shh, Shh," Damian calmed him down.
"Now whats the problem?," he asked.
Eskimo Kiss let out a sigh.
"Okay, basically I told Skylar Rocket was H2Osexual," He started.
"In hopes she doesn't date him, because I find it will be weird if one of my best friends and my brother were dating," he explained.
"And now since they are sleeping together that plan is basically going to backfire," he added.
"No it wont since Rocket thinks she's lampsexual,"Damian told him smirking.
"Oh my celestia! Really......you saved my butt by doing that thank you so much," Eskimo Kiss thanked him, about to give him a kiss on the cheek but Damian stopped him.
"Why didn't you tell your brother you and I are dating?," Damian questioned.
"Because I don't know how he'd react," Eskimo Kiss answered. "Well there's one way to find out," Damian smirked.
"Hey yo Rocket," Damian shouted.
"Yeah what up," he shouted back.
"Eskimo Kiss and I are dating and we have been for a long time now," Damian told him.
"K," Rocket replied.
"There's your answer," Damian smiled at Eskimo Kiss who then kissed him on the cheek.
****
It was a few hours after supper and Skylar yawned. "Oh gosh it's getting late I'm gonna head to bed," Skylar said looking at the clock on the dark brown living room wall.
"I'll come with you Im tired myself," Rocket responded as the door was bursted open for the second time today.
This time it was Tainted Blood a dark grey earth pony stallion with Crimson mane and tail. With Blue Meringue a light blue earth pony stallion with light orange mane and tail, both with smiles on.
"What the hell are you two doing here?" Skylar asked.
"Damian messaged us before this book started," Tainted blood responded.
"what?" Skylar asked confused scratching her head with a hoof.
