What Happened To Being Normal?

by AppleScoots

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Queen Chrysalis, Princess Celestia, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 11177

Adrian is a 23 year old guy trying to live a normal life with a strange sister, a ridiculous friend and now has to take care of 12 talking colourful ponies all while working as a veterinarian.

Ponies aren't all stupid and normally coloured. A 23 year old man named Adrian Matthews discovers this the hard way. Adrian has an average house, an average job and a very non average family and a non average best friend called Mark Martins. Adrian will take into his home 12 new friends or rather 12 new ponies. Adrian will have to try and live a normal life with an incest obsessed sister, a best friend that breaks all beliefs of reality and 12 ponies.

"Adrian my friend, your life will no longer be normal, just try to enjoy it!"

"I would, but you try living in a house with an incest obsessed sister and 12 TALKING FUCKING PONIES!"

"I do, remember? And to be honest they're not bad looking, I'd be happy if they were after me."

"Go fuck yourself."

Published 2016-07-17 19:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-17 18:35:27 UTC

Chapter 1

“Wake up Adrian.” A quiet voice next to me whispers.

“Later.” I reply as I as roll onto my side.

“Fine then, I’m glad you’re resisting.” The voice whispers as I hear it get closer.

“I’M AWAKE! I’M AWAKE!” I panic pretending to wake up.

“Too late.” The voice says as I open my eyes to see my sister right in front of my face.

“NO! NO! LOOK SEE I’M AWAKE!” I say in a panic.

“Fine then.” She grumbles disappointedly.

I kick the quilt off of me and slowly slide out of bed and stretch. I look back at my sister and I see hearts where her eyes should be, I then follow her eyes and see she’s looking at my boxers.

“Really?” I groan.

“You’re really packing it there Adrian.” She says as she winks.

“Fuck my life.” I say as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

“No, but I’m more than willing to fuck.” She says before I cut her off.

“Nope.” I say as I walk towards the bathroom to get myself showered and ready for the day ahead.

“Why not?!” She asks.

“You’re my sister....” I deadpan.

“So? I’m attracted to you and you’re definitely attracted to me.” She says as she strikes a model pose.

“I’m definitely not attracted to you trust me.” I groan as I walk into the bathroom and close the door behind me.

“Hey Adrian, fancy meeting you here.” A male voice I know all too well says from behind the shower curtain.

“Mark.... What are you doing in there?” I ask tired and slightly annoyed.

“Being myself.” His voice replies as I see the curtain open and he’s not there.

“Not this shit again Mark....” I groan.

I look up to see him sat on the roof.

“What? I like it up here.” He replies as he sits cross legged ON THE ROOF.

“Mark you’re not a super hero or villain are you?” I ask with a little bit of worry.

“Nope all normal here.” He says as he lays on his stomach and slides across the roof like a snake.

“More like No normal here.” I smirk to myself.

I then see him slide down the wall like a snake then slide out the door that magically opened for him without him touching it, I then see my sister is stood behind the door holding a camera.

“Really Sammy? We talked about this.” I sigh as I rub the left half of my face.

“I only wanted a few pictures.” She says as she gives me a sad look then looks at the ground and starts dragging her left foot.

“Good for you.” I deadpan as I close the bathroom door.

“HEY!” I hear her shout behind the door.

I then turn the shower on and stand under it and let the water fall onto my body, it was warm, just the way I like it. I couldn’t have asked for a better temperature. Only one problem. I have to walk out there with nothing but a towel, I have to avoid my sister.

“Ah fuck.” I think to myself.

I continue showering my body then move onto my long black hair with blue streaks in it which was a pain to wash since it dropped down to the middle of my back. After spending about 10 minutes in the shower I step out and grab the towel and dry myself before tying it around my waist and making sure it was on tight and would be hard to move.

“Well, let’s get this over with.” I grumble to myself.

I open the door and see Sammy still stood there this time she was only in her underwear, bra and knee high socks.

“Well Adrian, I guess you’re not the only one who’s wet anymore.” Sammy says winking.

“Actually I’m dry, so if you’ll excuse me I need to go get dressed.” I say as I try to side step around her.

“Not even the knee high socks are working on you?” Sammy asks.

“No, you’re my sister. I’d never do that with you.” I say as I facepalm.

“Just because I’m your sister?” Sammy asks as tears start to form in her eyes.

“Yes.” I reply as I hug her.

“Adrian please don’t do this!” Sammy bawls.

I hug her closer to me letting her cry onto me.

“I’m sorry Sammy but it isn’t possible even if I wanted to.” I say as I stroke her hair.

A large bright light then shines through my bedroom door. I run to the door and swing it open revealing 12 weird horses.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!” I shout.

“Thou shall not raise thine voice at me!” A tall blue horse shouts back.

“YOU CAN TALK! MAAAAAAAARK!” I scream.

“Sup?” Mark asks from behind the blue horse.

“WHY ARE THERE HORSES IN MY BEDROOM!?!? AND WHY CAN ONE OF THEM TAAAAAAAAALK!?” I shout annoyed and terrified at the same time.

“Because Equestria!” Mark replies.

“What the FUCK is Equestria?” I ask.

“Where they come from Silly Billy!/Where we come from Silly Filly!” Mark and a small pink horse reply.

“HOW MANY OF YOU CAN TALK!?!?!?” I scream worried.

“All of us.” A caring motherly voice comes from the white and pink tall horse.

“I like it here! I can feel high amounts of love in this building!” The black and green horse with holes in it says.

“Why are you in my bedroom?!” I ask annoyed.

“I’m not really sure. But we need to find a way back to Equestria.” The motherly voice says again.

“Equestria? MARK HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EQUESTRIA!” I shout.

“I know all about them, The tall white one is called Celestia, The tall dark one that you think looks quite attractive is Luna.” He says before I cut him off.

“I’ll hit you if you say something like that again.” I deadpan.

“Don’t lie you think she looks nice.” Mark says.

I punch his arm.

“Continue introducing them then, it’s not like they can leave the house.” I groan.

“The Black and Green one is called Queen Chrysalis, the purple one is called Twilight Sparkle, the beautiful white one is called Rarity, the blue one with a rainbow mane and tail is called Rainbow Dash, the orange one with the cowboy hat is called Applejack, the absolutely adorable yellow one is called Fluttershy, the small orange one with purple hair is called Scootaloo, the small yellow one with red hair and bow is called Apple Bloom, the small white one is called Sweetie Belle and my favourite! The pink one is called Pinkie Pie!” Mark explains.

“How do you know about us?” Twilight Sparkle asks.

“Don’t ask, you never ask anything about Mark, the only things I know about him are that he’s a human and a guy.” I sigh.

“He reminds me of Pinkie Pie.” Twilight Sparkle says.

“Not another one.” I groan.

“What’s wrong?” Mark and Pinkie Pie ask.

“Nothing, it doesn’t matter.” I groan.

“Okie Dokie Kokie! / Okie Dokie Lokie!” They both say happily.

I then watch as Mark slides like a snake back onto the roof followed by Pinkie Pie.

I take a step towards my clothes only for the most horrifying moment of my life too happen. I feel my sister wrap her arms around my waist and undo my towel, I freeze in horror as the ponies look at me with huge blushes on their faces.

I grab my boxers and put them on as quickly as possible trying to cover up my exposed privates.

“DAMN IT SAMMY!” I shout.

“You should walk round the house naked more often!” Sammy exclaims.

“Fuck you!” I shout.

“Please do.” Sammy says as she winks.

I turn towards the horses and see them all with blood running down from their noses.

“It’s gonna be a long day.”I sigh.

Author's Note

A new series! YAY! Or not. Depends how you feel doesn't it? Anyway is that a human, male Pinkie Pie I spy! Hehe that rhymed! Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter and don't forget to give constructive criticism or tell me what you liked about the chapter! OOOOOORRRRRRR you could tell me what characters you'd like to see added in the future!

Chapter 2

I walk out of the room annoyed at Sammy for pulling my towel down.

“God damn it Sammy, I knew it was gonna happen but I didn’t know it was gonna happen at that EXACT time!” I think to myself as I head into the bathroom again, this time to get dressed.

I get my boxers on, then grab my blank white T-Shirt and put it on only to put it on backwards, I mumble curse words as I take the shirt off and put it back on, the CORRECT way this time, I then grab my pair of black trousers that have blue lines on the seams, on put them on with no real trouble.

Now that I’m mostly dressed I head out of the bathroom and back into my bedroom just in time to hear my name being said by Sammy.

“Oh god what is she saying about me.” I worry to myself.

I open my bedroom door and head inside just in time to see Sammy smelling my clothes from yesterday.

“SAMMY QUIT CREEPING! IT’S well CREEPY!” I shout at her.

“Wanna smell?” Sammy asks both Luna and Celestia with the clothes in her hands.

“No thanks....” They both reply a little creeped out.

“We need some base rules!” I say loudly getting everyone’s attention.

“What are the rules then?” Twilight Sparkle asks.

“ Rule number 1 – No none humans allowed outside of the house. Rule number 2 – No fighting! Rule number 3 – You make a mess? YOU tidy it! Rule number 4 – No flying! I’ve noticed some of you have wings so NO FLYING!” I say as I cross my arms.

“At least we can still use magic, god forbid I chip a hoof due to cleaning.” Rarity sighs.

“RULE NUMBER 5 – NO MAGIC! MAGIC ISN’T A THING HERE AND I’D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!” I shout panicking.

“WHAT?” Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, Rarity and Chrysalis exclaim.

I start to head out of the room only to see a blue, gold and purple glow around my body as I’m quickly turned around and pulled towards Twilight, Celestia and Luna.

“Thou cannot be serious!” Luna says using a deafening voice.

I cover my ears and try to block the sound, but it’s too late and all I hear is a ringing in my ears. I point to my ears and shout “I can’t hear anything but a ringing noise! This is all your fault!”

I then see a golden glow around my ears and see Celestia’s horn is glowing. I then slowly start to hear things to my surprise.

“H-How did you do that?!” I ask freaking out.

“Magic.” Celestia says with a grin on her face.

“Fine, fine. As much as I don’t want to because it freaks me out, I’ll allow the use of magic.” I sigh defeated.

“Good job sister.” I hear Luna praise Celestia.

“Wait a minute let me do some maths.” I say to the group as I start to think about sleeping arrangements.

I then realise as I’m doing the maths that this house only has 3 rooms.

“Urm guys, one BIG problem I’ve just discovered.” I say to the group.

“What’s that?” Celestia asks.

“Three humans, Twelve Non Humans and only Three rooms.” I groan.

“I don’t have a bed so I have lots of room for the ponies to stay in.” Mark points out.

“How do you know they’re Ponies?” I ask confused, out of the corner of my eye I see Sammy looking at him confused as well.

“Because I do.” Mark replies proudly.

“Ookaaaaaaay then.” I drag out.

“We’re gonna have to share rooms Adrian.” My sister winks as I realise she’s still barely dressed.

“GET DRESSED!”I shout at Sammy.

“Fine! But you better please me later.” She winks.

“Not in your lifetime!” I shout back annoyed.

“Why was she wearing those Hock height socks?” Pinkie asks.

“Hock?” I ask.

“Our hind legs have a part called the hock which is the same as our front legs which have knees.” Twilight explains.

"We have knees.” I say as I bend my left leg pointing to my knee. “And elbows.” I say as I bend my right arm and point to the elbow.

“Interesting, so basically our Hocks are you Knees and our Knees are your Elbows.” Twilight explains.

“OOooooooh! Ok I get it now.” I say as I walk over to my bed and grab a pure white baseball hat and put it on my head backwards.

I always wear a hat but I’ve rarely used one to block out the sun’s rays, I wear one to keep my hair out of my eyes since my hair's so long. But even if I became bald tomorrow, I’d still wear one. It’s second nature to me now.

“Hey Adrian! I found you a new cap earlier!” Mark says excitedly.

“Did you?” I ask back.

“Yeah dude! It’s a cool one as well!” Mark replies as he does a wack-a-mole style disappear then pop up somewhere else towards me.

As he does his last pop up he pops up with a baseball cap on his head, it was a weird grey baseball cap with a pair of eyes that looked in opposite directions and a small pair of grey ears on it.

“Why do Ah recognise that hat?” Applejack asks.

“Because it looks like Derpy silly!” Pinkie says as she wiggles like a caterpillar towards me and Mark.

“You’re right Pinkie it does actually look like her! I hope it’s not as dangerous as her though.” Rainbow Dash cringes.

“Bad experiences?” I ask.

“Understatement.” Rainbow Dash deadpans.

“Sounds like a lot of fun.” I snicker.

“Think your funny or something?” Rainbow Dash asks as she gets in my face.

“RULE NUMBER 2!!!” I shout in her face.

She grumbles something then floats away.

“RULE NUMBER 4!” I shout again.

“FINE!” She shouts back as she lands on the ground.

“Good.” I say happily.

“Urm M-Mister urm Adrian sir, i-is it okay i-if I fly, I-I think it wo-would make it easy to reach things for m-me.” Fluttershy says as she hides behind her mane.

“Okay then, Flying is allowed.” I groan in defeat yet again.

“Oh thank you Mr Adrian!” Fluttershy squeaks then immediately afterwards makes a small *Eep* sound then hides behind her mane with a huge blush on her face.

“She’s thee most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.” Mark says as he looks over to Fluttershy.

“She is INCREDIBLY adorable!” Sammy exclaims.

Fluttershy then makes a louder, higher pitch squeak as her face turns pure red.

“Hey Adrian! Stick her in some knee high socks and your dick’ll be harder then diamond.” Sammy exclaims.

“I swear to GOD! ONE OF THESE DAYS SAMMY YOU’RE GOING BACK TO LIVE WITH MOM!” I shout annoyed.

I turn to apologise to Fluttershy only to see her passed out on the ground.

“SAMMY!” I shout.

I turn towards Sammy only in time to see her run out of the room.

“Anyway.... We need to discuss who ‘s sleeping with who.” I point out.

“I want Pinkie to stay with me!” Mark says as he pops up behind Pinkie and rests an elbow on her.

“Actually a smart idea, the two crazies can stay together.” I say.

“AWESOME!/SWEET!” Mark and Pinkie shout.

“Me, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Rarity will stay with Sammy.” Celestia says.

“Okay then, so, Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Chrysalis and Fluttershy are staying in my room.” I say as I smile finally having some order in this house.

“Ya’ll heard the Pony let’s get ta our rooms and see where we’ll be sleepin’” Applejack says.

“Come on Pinkie SLIDE WITH ME!” Mark laughs as he slithers out of the room followed closely by Pinkie Pie.

“We’ll follow the sound of your sister talking to somepony to her room.” Celestia says as she and the group she declared leave the room.

“I’m an asshole, but not big enough of an asshole to have guests sleep on the floor or the couch so you can share the bed.” I grumble as I head towards a closet in my room.

I open the door to my closet and see that it’s empty. No blankets or cushion for me tonight.

“Now that we're sorted for tonight I’m gonna head off to work.” I say as I stretch.

“What’s ya job Adrian?” Applejack asks.

“I’m a trainee vet, I’m learning how to help animals that are sick or injured.” I say happily.

“You and Fluttershy have something in common then.” Sweetie Belle says happily.

“Your voice is adorable.” I say as I smile.

“T-Thank You.” Sweetie Belle says with a small blush on her face.

“I’m going to head off for work now guys I’ll see you all a little later.” I say as I leave the room and down the stairs to a hallway that leads to my Living Room and Front Door.

“Wait Adrian!” Calls Scootaloo.

“Yeah?” I call back.

“Can you fetch some snacks? You know, Apples, Hay and Soda!” Scootaloo calls back.

“Fine!” I reply as I open my front door and start heading to work.

Author's Note

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! At least a small amount of order has been added to Adrian's house, but for how long?

Make sure to leave constructive criticism/Tell me what you liked!

How NOT to punish ponies.

I start to head towards work, the streets where full with people trying to get to work, even the roads where full. It takes me 30 minutes to get to my job. I enter the vets and immediately get straight on with doing my work, which since I’m a trainee is pretty much just working on the computer and taking calls until my trainings done.

“Can I take some hay and apples home with me today Boss?” I ask the owner.

“What on earth do you want hay for Adrian?” The owner replies.

“I got myself some pet horses and I want to feed them.” I half lie.

“Sure, but you’re gonna have to buy your own in the future.” The boss calls back.

I head towards the back of the building where the animal food is kept and grab a small bale of hay and a bag of apples. With my job coming to an end I leave the building and start heading home again.

“It’s been 8 hours, I hope my house is still okay.” I think to myself.

It takes me about 20 minutes to get home since there wasn’t much traffic with me leaving my job with about an hour before seemingly everyone else. I open and my front door to see a bruised Queen Chrysalis lying in front of the door.

“Are you okay Chrysalis?” I ask as I drop the small bale of hay and bag of apples inside the house and close the door.

“C-Celestia.... Luna.” Chrysalis says before she faints.

“CELESTIA!” I shout.

“Yes?” Celestia asks as I hear her come down the stairs.

As she reaches the bottom of the stairs I reach out and wrap my hand around her neck and pick her up.

“WHAT.... WAS..... RULE.... NUMBER..... 2!” I shout in her face.

“Hands off me.” She says as her horn starts to glow.

I grab her horn causing her to inhale, it starts sparking so I put my thumb over the tip causing her to strongly inhale again.

“RULE NUMBER 2!” I shout at her.

She starts squirming as she squirms my hand slips a little so that it’s higher up on the horn. She then shudders. I smirk discovering her weakness. I then start stroking her horn as she starts panting and moaning.

“What is rule number 2?” I ask.

“N-No.....” She lets out a moan cutting her own sentence off.

I then use my thumb to caress the tip of her horn.

“What is rule number 2?” I ask again.

“N-No violENCE!” She screams at the end as she starts to shudder and a blast of liquid from between her hind legs hits the front of my trousers.

“Oh dear god. I’ve got so many regrets now.” I say as my pupils shrink.

“Adrian what’s with all the screa....” Twilight sparkle stares at me open mouthed.

“This is one serious misunderstanding.” I say as I let go of Celestia.

Celestia lands on her flank then flops onto her stomach, liquid still leaking from between her hind legs.

“LUNA!” Twilight Sparkle shouts.

“Thou called?” Luna asks as we hear hoofsteps heading towards Twilight.

“Ah shit.” I groan.

“WHY HAVE THOU SOILED MY DEAR SISTER?!” Luna shouts.

“It was a misunderstanding.” I sigh.

“HOW CAN I MISUNDERSTAND THE SITUATION?” Luna shouts.

“Because I didn’t know I was getting her off! I thought I was punishing her. I swear!” I say trying to calm Luna down.

“Thou shalt feel my wrath!” Luna says as her glows.

“RULE NUMBER 2!” I Shout.

“WHY CAN’T I LIFT THEE?” Luna shouts in a panic.

“Maybe magic doesn’t work on humans I don’t know, but you and Celestia are definitely going to get punished! And not in the way I just ‘Punished’ Celestia.” I say as I take a step towards Luna.

“W-What is thou going to do to me and my dear sister?” Luna asks as she curls up in fear.

I grab Luna by the back of her neck and then pick up the unconscious Celestia and head towards my bedroom.

“Stupid ponies why do you weigh so much.” I grunt as I start heading up the stairs.

I continue to walk towards my bedroom and open the door, I then step inside and close the door behind me.

“P-Please Adrian. Don’t soil me, I’m still a virgin.” Luna pleads.

“I’m not going to do anything like that. I’m going to punish you, not rape you.” I say as I facepalm.

“W-What is our punishment?” Luna asks as she starts to shake.

“Luckily I know just how to get through a ponies hide.” I grumble to myself as I pull out a whip from my bedside table. ‘Get your mind out of the gutter, he bought it to use to keep his sister away when he wanted to be alone not to use for kinky nights’

“W-What art thou going to do with that?” Luna asks.

“Stand against the wall.” I say as I point to the only wall that has no decorations or furniture.

“O-Okay.” Luna says as she slowly steps towards the wall.

“Now turn around.” I say as I unravel the whip.

Luna then turns around and bites on her lower lip in fear of the pain that’s about to come.

I then whip her once causing her to groan in pain.

“Why did you hurt Queen Chrysalis?” I ask.

“I-I didn’t hurt her.” Luna replies.

“Liar!” I say as I hit her flank with the whip causing her to grunt in pain.

“I-I s-swear I didn’t.” Luna pants.

“Don’t lie to me.” I say as I hit her with the whip one more time.

---5 Minutes Later---

“Luna why do you hate her so much?” I ask.

Luna is shaking and barely able to stand.

“B-Because she tried to t....take over E-Equestria.” Luna pants.

‘She’s shaking, the pain must be getting to her. One last whip and that should be enough punishment.’ I think to myself.

I whip her once more time but to my surprise Luna lets out a squeal and a large burst of liquid sprays from between her hind legs. She then falls to the ground as she starts panting.

“I-I’m...sorry....Master....please....Don’t.....stooooooooop!” She shouts as another spray of liquid from between her hind legs sprays into the ground.

I throw the whip on the ground.

“I’m sooooo fucking done right now.” I groan as I throw the whip to the ground.

I open the bedroom door and leave the room and close the door behind me.

"I mean how do you even punish ponies like Luna?" I ask myself. “Hopefully the rest of today will go better, stupid fucking ponies.” I groan.

Author's Note

Well.... That was interesting. At least Celestia and Luna enjoyed this chapter. I know for a fact Adrian didn't. Please don't forget that constructive criticism is always welcome and why not tell me what you enjoyed in this chapter? Also don't forget that if you want a character added in a future chapter make sure to comment who and I'll add them in a later chapter. :pinkiehappy:

Chapter 4

As I’m down my hallway towards my bedroom I notice that all the ponies are looking out at me from their doors.

‘Oh dear go this is gonna be a pain in the ass.’ I think to myself as I open my door to see Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Chrysalis and Fluttershy with blushes across all of their faces as they look at me.

“What?” I ask confused.

“Why did you r-rape Luna and Celestia?” Chrysalis asks nervously.

“I didn’t rape them.” I say with a monotone voice and a deadpan expression on my face.

“But we heard Celestia an’ Luna, ya know, ‘release.’” Applejack says as she covers Apple Blooms ears.

“Oh yeah, Scootaloo I got you your hay and apples and there should be a few bottle of soda in the fridge downstairs.” I say as I take off my baseball cap and let my long hair flow in front of my face and down to my neck. I then flick my head back pushing my hair out of my face and to my back.

“Alright! Anybody want some?” Scootaloo asks.

“Ah’m good sugarcube.” Applejack replies.

“Ah’ll have some.’ Apple Bloom cheerfully answers.

“I’d looove to have some!” Sweetie belle replies.

“I don’t eat food.” Chrysalis replies.

“How do you survive without eating food?” I ask confused.

“I feed off of love, and trust me there is a good supply in here.” Chrysalis answers.

“Sammy.” I sigh in realization.

“You should give her a chance Adrian, I don’t understand why you insist on saying no.” Chrysalis says.

“Because she’s my sister, I thought you knew this already.” I say as I stretch my arms.

“You never told us this.” Chrysalis points out.

“I thought I did....” I say as I scratch my chin in thought.

“Nope.” Chrysalis bluntly replies.

“Oh, well, okay then.” I say as I wasn’t expecting such a reply.

We sat in silence for about 5 minutes waiting for Scootaloo to return.

“Hey! Adrian I need some help over here!” Scootaloo shouts up the stairs.

“Ok!” I shout back as I stand up from the bed and start to head down the stairs.

(Rainbow Dash’s P.O.V)

“We definitely need to be worried about him girls, he seems to be quite the pervert.” Twilight Sparkle says as the girls including Sammy are huddled on the bed.

“I need you help Adrian!” I hear Scootaloo shout from the bottom of the stairs.

Seconds later I hear Adrian shout “Ok!” before his door opens and shuts and his footsteps can be heard going to the bottom of the steps.

“Adrian it’s so big.” I hear Scootaloo say.

“Sorry, I guess I didn’t know how big it was.” I hear Adrian reply.

“Are you ready?” I hear Scootaloo ask.

“Are you sure? It doesn’t look there’s enough of a gap to slide it through.” I hear Adrian reply.

“It’ll be fine, on the count of three Adrian. 1...2....3!” I hear Scootaloo shout before I hear her and Adrian grunting together.

“Dear god Scootaloo, it’ll barely fit, in fact I can feel it scraping as I move it.” I hear Adrian reply.

“Don’t worry, after a few more pushes it should just slide through.” I hear Scootaloo reply with a slight pant.

“NOT TO MY SCOOTALOO YOU DON’T!” I shout in pure anger.

(Adrian’s P.O.V)

“Scootaloo we’re gonna need more help to get it up the stairs.” I say panting.

“ADRIAN!” I hear Rainbow Dash shout from the top of the stairs.

“Yea.....” I never got to finish my sentence as a blue hoof flies into my face at a ridiculous speed easily breaking my jaw.

“RAINBOW DASH!” Scootaloo shouts.

“Stay back Scootaloo, he won’t do this to you ever again.” Rainbow Dash says as she uses her wings to block off Scootaloo.

“You mean he won’t let me have Hay, Apple and Soda in his room anymore?” Scootaloo asks disappointedly.

“Hay, Apple and Soda?” Rainbow Dash asks confused.

“Can’t you see the Hay at the bottom of the stairs?” Scootaloo asks.

“Yeah.....” Rainbow Dash replies.

“I couldn’t get it up the stairs the gap was too tight and the Hay was too big, to the point where it scraped the walls.” Scootaloo says.

“You mean....” Rainbow Dash says as her eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks.

“Whatever you thought he was doing, he wasn’t.” Scootaloo sighs.

“Oh buck, I’m so sorry Adrian.” Rainbow Dash says as she grabs hold of one of my arms.

I pull the arm away from her and use it to hold my jaw in place.

“CELESTIA!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Yes Rainbow Dash?” Celestia’s motherly voice calls back.

“I need you to come help Adrian!” Rainbow Dash shouts back in a panic.

“I’m on my way!” Celestia calls back.

Celestia then steps onto the top of the stairs and stops right at the top.

“Care to tell me what happened?” Celestia gently asks.

Rainbow Dash explains what she heard and how it was a misunderstanding and how she had injured me due to it.

Celestia’s horn then starts to glow and surrounds my jaw, slowly removing all the pain till I felt nothing and my jaw wasn’t broken anymore.

“I’M NOT A DAMN PERVERT! SHE’S LIKE 12 AND SHE’S ABOUT 2 FOOT TALL!” I shout angrily.

“Actually I’m 18, I’m not a child anymore!” Scootaloo groans.

“2 Foot tall? She’s 2 HOOF tall, not whatever ‘Foot’ is.” Rainbow Dash interrupts.

“Actually Me, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are all 18!” Scootaloo points out.

“Bullshit, you’re like 12 years old maybe younger!” I argue.

“I’m telling the truth!” Scootaloo says as she stands on her back legs. “We don’t develop teats till we’re 18 and do these look undeveloped to you?” Scootaloo says as she shakes her hips.

“STOP IT!” I shout.

“NO! I’M NOT A CHILD ADMIT IT!” Scootaloo shouts back.

“SCOOTALOO STOP IT!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Why? I want him to admit he’s wrong.” Scootaloo says.

“SCOOTALOO YOU ONLY SHOW THOSE TO YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY!” Rainbow Dash shouts.

“Wait what?” Scootaloo asks as her cheeks turn pure red and her eyes turn to pin pricks.

“Those are something only your Special Somepony should see.” Celestia says in a motherly voice.

Scootaloo then lowers herself onto all fours then runs away with a huge blush on her face.

“I swear today just keeps getting weirder and weirder.” I grumble to myself.

“Adrian, me and Luna need to go lower the sun and raise the moon, if you need us we’ll be in Sammy’s room.” Celestia says as she turns around.

“NO YOU DON’T!” I shout getting her attention.

“Why not? It’s our royal duty to do so.” Celestia says confused.

“No, the sun and moon raise and lower based on the earth’s rotation NOT whether 2 ponies can be bothered to lift it or lower it.” I point out.

“TWILIGHT! WE NEED YOU OVER HERE!” Celestia shouts (not using the Canterlot voice).

‘Oh god no, this is gonna be a while.’ I think to myself as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

Author's Note

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Chapter 5

After 2 hours of explaining to Twilight, Celestia and Luna how the sun and moon work I finally get to go to my bedroom.

I open my bedroom door and head towards the bed, closing the door behind me.

‘I’m glad today’s over with, so far I’ve been deafened, beaten and unintentionally made 2 of my new NON HUMAN guests orgasm due to punishment. Fuck my life.’ I think to myself.

I close my eyes and sigh as I take my shirt off and throw it to the ground before I flop onto the bed and land on something that makes a small squeak as I land, I look up to see I had landed with my face buried between a pair of teats and my chin resting against a slit.

“FUCK!” I shout as I jump back to my feet and run out of the room in a panic.

I run down the stairs, slipping and falling on the 3rd step down. Only now do I realise I have 25 steps on my staircase. I counted them as my head repeatedly bounced off of the hard wood. When I stop bouncing painfully off of my stairs I open my eyes to see nothing but a blur, like my surroundings have been covered in fog and been smudged.

“A-Adrian?” I hear a cute voice from behind ask.

I grab in front of me and try to crawl away, but due to my haze I barely move a few inches.

“Adrian, can we talk?” The voice asks.

“I-I’m so shorry, I didn’t meant to do it. I was sho tired that I washn’t paying attenshion to what I wash doing. I am sho ushed to not sharing my room that, I forgot I was sharing my room. Can you forgive me?” I plead to the pony behind me as I rub my jaw.

“I know my sister would be mad if she found out what you did, but I guess with what you’ve been through today I can understand. I’ll forgive you if you do me one favour.” The pony asks.

“What?” I sigh.

---20 Minutes Later---

“You’re so soft and cuddly Adrian.” The pony happily sighs as she cuddles up to my side. “Thanks for helping me get past my nightmares.”

“It’s okay Sweetie Belle, it’s the least I could do for what I did earlier. I’m still really sorry.” I mumble.

“It’s okay, I know you didn’t mean it!” Sweetie Belle chirps.

“I’m going to go to sleep now okay? So you might want to get comfortable on my body since there isn’t a mattress to sleep on or a blanket to put over us.” I say as I stretch.

“I know! You could put your ‘shirt’ as you called it over us to keep us warm!” Sweetie Belle says proud of her idea.

“Well it would keep you warm, but it wouldn’t help me at all. Then again I’ve slept in worse places.” I mumble as I pick up my shirt and put it over Sweetie Belle making sure to cocoon her in it to make sure she’s comfortable, I then pick her up and lay her down so her stomach is facing my stomach.

“Good night Adrian.” Sweetie Belle says as she yawns.

“Night Sweetie Belle.” I say as I close my eyes and head into a sleep.

---Morning---

I try to open my eyes only to feel them fight back, using all of my will power I force myself awake. I reach up and the sleep from my eyes and then let my arms slump back to my sides. I look around my room only to see a white pony shaped figure in front of me.

‘Oh fuck!’ I think to myself.

“ADRIAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SWEETIE BELLE!?” Rarity screams at me waking Sweetie Belle up as well.

“Who? What? Where? When? Why?” Sweetie Belle shouts.

“Sweetie Belle why didn’t you call for me? I would’ve helped keep you from this.... Perverted Ruffian!” Rarity says with pure venom towards me.

“Perverted?” Me and Sweetie Belle ask at the same time.

“YES!” Rarity shouts back as she grabs picks me up from the ground using her horn and slams me into the roof.

“But he was helping me get over my nightmares.... I have trouble sleeping without the teddy that didn’t come with us.... So.... I asked Adrian if he would be my teddy for the night.” Sweetie Belle blushes as she fidgets in place.

“Sorry Sweetie what where you saying?” Rarity says as she drops me to the ground on my head.

“I said he was helping me get over my nightmares by letting me cuddle up to him, that’s why the blanket is wrapped around me like a cocoon. He wrapped it round me to keep me warm.” Sweetie Belle nervously chuckles.

“Oh.... Sorry Adrian.” Rarity nervously chuckles.

“I think I need to talk to everyone.” I groan as I rub the top of my head.

“About what?” Rarity and Sweetie Belle ask.

“You’ll see after I get the others gathered up and in the living room.” I say as I climb back to my feet.

“I guess we’ll see you there?” Rarity asks.

“Yep.” I reply as I start to head out of the door Rarity left open.

“Hey there bratwurst.” I voice that I recognise says from behind me.

“Really Sammy? Bratwurst? Why Bratwurst?” I ask not turning round.

“Because of your dick size.” Sammy chuckles.

“I’m about 95% sure that Bratwursts aren’t 6 inches long.” I groan.

“I’ll have to Google that later but for now I know what I’m having for breakfast. Bratwurst.” Sammy says as she licks her lips.

“No chance.” I bluntly reply.

“Fine. But I’ll be back. Just remember I don’t like cold meat so you better keep it warm for when I get my mouth on it.” Sammy winks as she walks into her room.

“I’d rather fuck one of the ponies!” I shout to her.

“Why hello there Adrian.”Another familiar voice says behind me sounding strangely seductive.

“Hey there Luna....H-how can I help you today?” I nervously chuckle as I turn around.

What stands before me is Luna, but she’s in a pair of dark blue hock high socks and a saddle on her back.

“Urm..... What’s with the getup?” I ask scared of the answer.

“Come here and find out.” Luna says as she makes a ‘come here’ motion with her left foreleg.

“Go to the living room.” I groan.

“You really do like punishing me don’t you? Making me sit in embarrassment as my subjects watch me get my marehood pounded till I need to use magic to walk, well, I’ll meet you down there then master.” Luna says as she winks then walks down the stairs.

“She is gonna get blue balled so hard.... Er..... Blue Marehooded?’ I think to myself as I head towards Sammy’s room.

I knock on her door only to have Applejack answer.

“How ya doin’ there Adrian?” Applejack asks.

“I’m good thanks Applejack, but I need everyone downstairs. Are there any other ponies in there?” I ask.

“Eeyup, there’s Twilight, Celestia, Rainbow, Scootaloo, Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Pinkie an’ Apple Bloom. What room downstairs?” She asks.

“Living Room.” I reply.

“Ah’ll get everypony downstairs faster than you can say ‘Apple Gumbo On A Saturday Night’.” Applejack proudly says,

“Urm... Okay....” I say as I scratch the back of my head.

“Come on everypony we need ta be gettin’ downstairs into tha livin’ room!” Applejack shouts.

‘I better be heading to the living room.’ I think to myself as I turn around and head towards the stairs.

Author's Note

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Sweetie is Sad and Crying

I turn around and start heading towards the staircase, I sigh as I think about everything that’s happened so far. The ponies arriving, the weird theories that they have of me, I mean I’m no animal fucker.

‘Why do they keep thinking that I would fuck them? I mean they’re just animals. No that’s not fair they aren’t animal they’re humans in animal shaped bodies.’ I think to myself.

I grab the banister at the top of the stairs and take one step only to hear a weird vacuum sound behind me, I turn around and see a weird white and black portal spinning in front of me. A second later a pony that’s colour seemed to be a mix of purple and burgundy flew towards me knocking me down the stairs.

“FUUUUUUUUUU!!!” I shout as I fly back first towards the bottom of the stairs.

I hear a feminine scream from the pony that flew into me and is currently flailing her legs around. She kicks me a few times in the mouth causing a numb feeling to flow through my face.

“AH FUCK MY BACK! SHIT!” I shout as I slam causing the ground below me to crack.

“ADRIAN!” I hear Sweetie Belle shout from the living room.

I try to shout back only to realise I’m paralyzed from the eyes down. ‘Shit.’ I think to myself.

“ADRIAN ARE YOU OKAY OUT THERE?” I hear Sweetie Belle ask.

The Pony on top of me shakes herself, causing my body to shake creating a weird grinding sound coming from my back.

“What a weird statue, I wonder what it’s of. It looks alive but that’s probably Celestia’s magic at work.” The pony on top of me giggles.

The pony then grabs my body and drags me off to a closet that’s beneath the stairs and puts me inside then closes the door.

“How you doing Adrian? I can see that I’m not the only person who likes it down here with the spiders.” Mark says cheerfully.

I blink as I try my hardest to speak.

“Well if you didn’t want to talk then that’s cool too.” Mark says in a hurt tone.

The next thing I see is a bright white light burst from under the door.

“ADRIAN?! WHERE ARE YOU? ANSWER US!” I hear Celestia call.

“He’s here.” I hear Mark say from outside.

‘How the fuck did he just get outside?’ I think to myself.

“Wait he’s in there?” I hear Celestia ask.

“SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!” I hear Luna shout from outside.

‘Wait wut.’ I think to myself.

“ME FIRST! ME! ME!” I hear Luna say in her loud voice.

“Okay, okay. Since I’m pretty sure you’re the only one here who does want to you can go have fun with the pervert.” I hear Celestia chuckle.

I then see the door open and Luna steps in still wearing her Hock and Knee high sock and saddle.

“Well, well Adrian, looks like we’re gonna have some fun.” I hear Luna say as she turns around.

I blink and continue to stare at her.

“ADRIAN!? What happened to your back?”Luna asks.

I blink then look towards my stomach.

“Let me help.” I hear Luna say then I see a dark light start to glow over my body.

I feel my back start to move and everything seems to be being put back in place, then feeling starts to crawl back throughout my body. I try to touch my face and my hand actually moves this time.

“LUNA! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I owe you SOOOOO much right now!” I say as I laugh the last part due to how happy I am that my problem is now fixed.

“You’re welcome Adrian.” I hear Luna say.

I grab hold of Luna and hug her tightly. A second later I hear the door open and Sweetie Belle is stood there looking into the closet and see’s me and Luna hugging, a tear drops down her cheek, she then turns around and sprints towards the stairs and up them.

“Luna I gotta go see what’s wrong with Sweetie Belle.” I say as I let go of Luna and run out of the door.

I look towards the door and see Sweetie Belle look back then run into my bedroom. I run up the stairs then try to open my bedroom door only to find out it’s locked.

“I thought he liked me.... Am I nothing but a cheap cuddle to him? I don’t ever wanna have a crush again....” I hear Sweetie Belle cry from behind the door.

I look towards the ground disappointed in myself.

‘Why do I feel upset she’s just a random girl. There’s my answer she maybe just some random girl but I can’t stand upsetting a girl. Random or not.’ I think to myself.

I walk back down the stairs and walk towards the living room door, I then poke my head between the gap of the door and the frame.

“I’m going out to work now ladies, I’ll be back in a bit.” I say as I close the door then head towards the front door.

I leave the house and sprint down the street.

-Sweetie Belle’s P.O.V.-

‘Luna must have tricked him into doing it, I mean I did hear something about a bad back.’ I think to myself as I sniffle.

I then walk towards the door and unlock it.

‘I should ask Adrian what happened.’ I think to myself as I rub the tears from my eyes.

I open the door then head towards the stair case and down towards the living room. I open the Living Room door and walk in.

“Hey has anyone seen Adrian?” I ask.

“He went out ta work.” I hear Applejack reply.

“But it’s Saturday.” I mumble confused.

“What do ya think he’s actually doin’?” Applejack asks.

“I don’t know but we need to find him and quick.” I say in a slight panic.

“Sweetie Belle, there’s something you aren’t telling us isn’t there? What’s wrong Darling?” Rarity asks me.

“I think I know why he’s gone.” I say as in a sad tone.

“Why? What’s happened?” Rarity asks.

“I saw him hugging Luna in the closet and I ran back to Adrian’s bedroom and I started talking to myself and i think he heard me.” I say as I look at the ground sadly.

“What did you say?” Rarity asks.

“I was sad and crying, I thought he liked me. I.... I have a crush on Adrian.” I admit as a tear drops my face onto the ground.

“We need to find him! We have no idea where he’s gonna go!” I hear Rarity shout.

“Why do ya wanna find him so bad Rarity?” Applejack asks.

“So I can kick his flank!” Rarity says angrily.

“Let’s go!” I say as I run out of the living room.

I sprinted straight through the front door and into the street.

Author's Note

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Damnit RariSweetie!

‘I can’t stop sprinting no matter how tired I get I need to find Adrian.’ I kept telling myself.

“Sweetie, where are we going?” Rarity asks.

“I’m following my gut, I have no trial but I NEED to find him.” I answer as I push myself even harder at the word harder.

“SWEETIE LOOK OUT A PUDDLE!” Rarity shouts in a scared voice.

I run through the puddle causing a huge splash of brown to cover my coat.

“By Celestia’s flanks what are you doing Sweetie?!” I hear Rarity shout.

“I don’t care about dirt!” I shout back.

“How uncouth.” I hear Rarity grumble.

I see Adrian sitting on a bench and he’ss holding a bale of hay, the people around him are giving him weird looks. Adrian looks at us and his face pales.

‘Why is he pale?’ I think to myself.

-Adrian’s P.O.V-

‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ I scream in my head.

“ADRIAN! I WANT YOU TO BE MY COLTFRIEND!” Sweetie Belle shouts as she runs towards.

I immediately jump to my feet and sprint towards them as fast as I can.

‘FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!’ The word keeps repeating itself in my head.

Sweetie Belle jumps towards me.

“ADRIAN!” Sweetie Belle shouts with tears running down her cheeks.

I catch her and slide her to my right armpit with her head pointing forwards.

“Adrian?” Sweetie Belle asks me looking very upset.

“We need to get out of here and quick.” I mumble into her ear.

“W-Why?” Sweetie Belle asks.

“Because you pretty much just ruined everything for me and everyone else. If we don’t get out of here soon you and the other ponies will be taken away and I’ll be arrested.” I mumble as I quickly run up to Rarity and grab her.

“W-What? b-but I don’t want that to happen.” Sweetie Belle mumbles as a tear slides down her cheek.

“What in the name of Luna are you doing Adrian? Put Me Down!” Rarity says as she tries to squirm free of my grip.

“If I let you go they’ll cut you up to see what makes you work. Not stop squirming and please be quiet.” I say through gritted teeth as I know have to try and balance my weight due to 2 differing weights on either side of my body.

“P-Please don’t let them do that Adrian.” Rarity pleads in a quiet voice.

“Don’t worry, I got this.” I say giving Rarity a wink.

As soon as I stop looking at Rarity my face seems to be covered in a ridiculous amount of sweat.

“If we get behind that building over there Rarity.” I say as I point to a building with an alleyway to its side. “Do you think you could get Celestia to help us?”

“Even I can do that level of magic.” Rarity says happily.

“God I love you sooooo much right now.” I say with a chuckle.

“Y-You WHAT?!?!” Sweetie Belle and Rarity shout.

“FIGURE OF SPEECH! IT’S A HUMAN THING!” I shout in a panic.

“O-Oh.” Both of them say, Sweetie Belle sounding happy whilst Rarity sounded a little sad.

‘I hope to god I’m imagining things or I’m locking myself in my room for the rest of my life.’ I think to myself as I run across a busy road and towards the alleyway.

“Okay, Rarity please tell Celestia to teleport us out of here or something.” I say as I let go of both of the mares.

“You could at least say please.” Rarity groans.

“Wait.... She can actually teleport us out of here? I meant that as a joke but PLEASE tell her to teleport us out of here.” I say in disbelief.

A bright white flash blinds me momentarily.

“IIIIII’MMMMM BLLIIIIIIINNNND!” I shout as I claw at my eyes.

“Open your eyes.” I hear Celestia’s voice groan.

“IIIIIIII CAN SEEEEEEEEEE!” I shout as I happily jump to my feet.

I look around my house and see that all the curtains are open.

“OH FUCK!” I shout as I run up to all the windows and close them all.

After about 3 minutes of closing all the curtains I finally sit down on my couch and take a deep breath.

“Why are you so scared of people finding us? What aren’t you telling us?” Twilight asks.

“If they find you they will cut you up and see how you work, they do multiple experiments on you, beat you to test how well you heal, they’ll try to cut off your horns to see how your magic works. That’s why you must and I have to stress the word MUST stay hidden from other humans. Got it?” I ask.

All the ponies have faces of pure terror.

“Exactly.” I say as I start to head towards Mark’s room.

“You looking for Marky Warky, Adriany?” Pinkie Pie asks.

“Yeah, why? What’s wrong?” I ask slightly nervous.

“He’s a bit busy right now. You might want to wait.” Pinkie Pie says with a blush.

“What did you do?” I ask worried.

I hear footsteps behind me.

“Oh hey Ma.....” I immediately pale.

“Pinkie evasive manoeuvres! “ Mark screams pointing his finger at Pinkie which in turn causes him to drop a roll of 5 unopened condoms.

Pinkie jumps 4 feet into the air and lands on a cannon that just appeared out of nowhere.

“INCOOOOOMMIIIIIIIING!” Pinkie shouts as she fires the cannon.

A huge smoke cloud is shout out of the cannon and now blinds everyone.

“D-DAMNIT! HAVE YOU *COUGH* TWO *COUGH* BEEN FUCJING IN HERE!” I shout between coughs.

“YUP!” The two shout back with a laugh.

“DAMNIT MARK IT’S A PONY! YOU SHOULDN’T FUCK ANIMALS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! THIS IS LIKE THE NINTH TIME!” I shout.

“HEY! They weren’t animals! They were all from different dimensions! One was from Dogtopia, One was from Giraffio 4, Two where from Catshia and Three where from Pengrentia 10! Anyway me and Pinkie are different! Aren’t we Pinks?” Mark asks.

“Yeah! Me and Marky Warky are dating.” Pinkie Pie says with a big grin.

“Ah fuck.” I grunt as I fall face first onto the couch. “Wake me up when it’s the morning.”

Author's Note

The story continueeeeeeeessssss!

What did you think? Why not tell me some constructive criticism? Or tell me what you liked about the chapter........ OR BOTH! :unsuresweetie::duck::pinkiehappy::twilightoops::scootangel::rainbowderp::fluttershbad::ajbemused:

Adrian's Worst Nightmare....

I feel a nudge to my left side.

“Kiss my ass. It’s been a long day.” I groan.

I then hear the sound of hooves walking away.

‘Thank god.’ I think to myself.

Then the hooves start coming back.

‘FUUUUUUUUUUCK!’ I scream in my head.

I then feel the hooves climb onto the couch and then a pony body about the size of one of the princesses lay on me. I hold in a grunt and as they lay on top of me.

I then feel a lick on my face causing me to open my eyes.

Lying on top of me is Luna. She has a bright red blush and her mouth is open with her tongue out.

“Why did you lick me?” I ask nervously.

“Because we are in heat. And thou shalt deal with it.” Luna replies with a sly grin on her face.

“I think I left the.... Rainbow Dash.... Running let me go turn it off.” I say with a nervous chuckle.

“Okay. Then we shalt get to the rutting.” Luna says with a smirk as she climbs off of me.

“Yep, definitely.” I say as I climb off of the couch.

I jog out of the room and then sprint up the stairs.

“CELESTIA!” I shout as I get to the top.

“Yeeeees?” The princess replies in a sing song voice.

“I need help.” I say as I grab and push the door to Sammy’s room.

“What can I help you with?” Celestia asks.

I freeze in the doorway as I look into the room. Celestia is wearing pink socks and behind her is Sammy wearing nothing but knee high socks.

“NOPE!” I shout as I turn around and run.

“Get back here!” I hear Sammy shout.

“GO FUCK YOURSELF!” I shout back.

“WHY SHOULD I WHEN YOU’RE HERE?!” Sammy shouts back.

‘FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!’ I think to myself as I sprint towards my bedroom.

I swing my bedroom door open to see Twilight and Chrysalis laying on the bed.

“LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME PLEASE! I BEG!” I shout as I slam the door closed.

“Okay.” Twilight replies as she uses her magic to close the door.

“Thank god, I owe you for that one Twilight.” I say as I bend over hands on my knees panting.

“I know exactly how you can pay me back.” Twilight replies in a sultry voice.

“Oh fuck.” I groan as I raise my head.

“Ready for a good ‘study’ session?” Twilight asks with a smirk on her face.

“Fuck it! I give up! Bring dat pony poon over here and show me what a mare can do.” I say as I rub my hands together.

Twilight starts to walk towards me slowly swaying her hips. She rests her forelegs on my shoulders as she brings her lips to mine. I flick her horn causing her to fall to the ground in pain.

Her magic releases the door due to the pain allowing me to escape. I sprint out of the door only to be grabbed by magic.

I’m then suddenly teleported into the living room filled with everything that lives in the house except Mark and Pinkie Pie.

“Wait.... Who are you?” I ask the burgundy/purple pony.

“I’m Miss Cheerilee and I’ve got a special lesson for you.” She replies with a sultry voice.

“Mommy.” I squeaked.

“I can be your Mommy.” She says with a smirk.

“Now just sit back and relax. We’re gonna be here a while.” Celestia says with a smirk.

I sigh and give up.

-5 Hours later-

“Son of a bitch.... My balls hurt.” I mumble.

I stand up and start to limp towards the kitchen.

“Oh nelly does slaying pony poon get a man hungry.” I groan as I open the refrigerator.

Inside is quite a lot of vegetarian foods and a few meat products.

I grab a microwavable hamburger and put it into the microwave.

“I wonder what I could do in a minute.” I think to myself as I scratch my chin.

*Ping*

“Nothing I guess.” I say with a chuckle.

I grab the burger and head out into the living room where I take a seat on the couch.

“Adrian!” Celestia’s voice calls.

I stand back up with a sigh and take a bite from the burger then walk towards where the voice came from.

“Yes?” I ask with a groan.

“We got a major problem.” Celestia answers.

“What’s wrong?” I ask nervously.

“Luna’s eggs have been fertilised.” Celestia says in a calm voice.

“Can’t be me I’m human. It must have been.... Urm.... Fluttershy?” I ask in a panicked voice.

“She’s a mare. Adrian. You’re gonna be a dad.” Celestia says in a matter of fact way.

“But I’m a human how is that even possible?” I ask.

“No idea.” Twilight says with a confused look on her face.

“Just Luna then? Can’t be that hard.... Right?” I ask with a nervous tone of voice.

“I haven’t scanned the others yet....” Celestia says with a nervous look on her face.

I cross my fingers and say a short prayer.

“Twilight is a no, Fluttershy is a yes, Applejack is a yes, Chrysalis is a no, Cheerilee is a no, Rainbow Dash is a yes.” Celestia says with a shocked look on her face.

“So.... Many....” I mumble as I stare at the mares.

“Urm.... Adrian?” Celestia asks nervously.

“Rainbow Dash is gonna have triplets.” Celestia says with a nervous chuckle.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” I shout as I fall to my knees.

“Rarity is a no....” Celestia says with a gulp.

“Why the gulp? Gulping is a bad no no. Why did you gulp?” I ask in a nervous panic.

“Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle AND Apple Bloom are all expecting triplets EACH.” Celestia says with a shocked look on her face.

“Wait.... Wut? How.... Many.... Foals?” I ask as my face pales.

“18....” Celestia says with a look of horror on her face.

“No.... I did the math.... That’s a lie.... There should only 15....” I say as my pupils shrink.

“Fluttershy is having twins.... And I’m having one as well.” Celestia gulps.

“Ha....Ha.....Ha.” I laugh before passing out.

Author's Note

How does Celestia know who's pregnant? Magic MOTHA FUCKA!

Anyway.... 18.... Bro got strong cells....

The Foals!

I wake up. Surrounded by darkness, I feel a uncountable amount of hooves lightly pushing me.

“Okay, okay. I’m awake.” I say with a yawn and a stretch.

I open my eyes and sit up. In front of me sits 21 little foals.

“Foals? Where did you little cuties come from?” I ask as I sit up.

“Dadda!” All of them say at the same time.

“No, no. I’m not your Dad.” I say with a light chuckle.

“Oh yes you are.” Celestia sings.

“Impossible.... It takes 9 months for a baby to develop. I’m not sure about ponies but it seriously can’t be.... How long was I knocked out for?” I ask nervously.

“9 hours. And due to the assistance of magical energy inside our bodies it only takes 4 hours for the baby to be ready to be birthed.” Celestia says with a happy squeak.

“So.... Wait.... Wut.... 21?..... 18?.... Da.... Fuq?... Is this a nightmare?” I ask as I start to sweat.

“Oh come on Adrian! Looking after foals is easy! This’ll be fun!” Celestia says as she cuddles a flesh coloured foal that has the same mane as her.

“What happened to 18 foals doe?” I ask with a nervous tone to my voice.

“Mommy Fluttershy had 5 of them.” Fluttershy says as she snuggles up to five foals.

“GIRLS!” I shout.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” All the babies start crying at the same time.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” I shout.

“Yes Adrian?” Twilight asks as she steps into the room followed by the other mares.

“Who’s baby is who’s?” I ask as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

All of the mares who had children grab their foals and gently walk to different areas of the room.

“Right then.” I say as walk towards Fluttershy.

Sat down in front of Fluttershy all hiding behind their manes are five different foals. One has a butter yellow coat and wings with a chocolate brown mane, One has a chocolate brown coat and wings with a bright pink mane, One has a dirty yellow coat and wings with a brown mane and two are identical having a brown coat and wings with a pink mane and blue streaks.

“How.... How did it get my streaks? They’re not even natural.... It’s dyed....” I ask.

“Urm.. M-magic?” Fluttershy answers.

I sigh and head towards AppleJack.

In front of AppleJack is a foal with a red coat and a Brown tail and mane.

“Red? How?” I ask AppleJack.

“Mah brother is red.... Must run in the family.” AppleJack says proudly.

I nod my head then head towards Rainbow Dash who has 3 foals all play fighting.

I sigh and pull them apart and sit them down.

One of the foals has a blue coat and wings with a brown mane, one has a Brown coat and wings with a blue mane, the last one has a flesh coloured coat and wings with a rainbow mane but whats interesting is that the foal is wearing one of my baseball caps, a plain white one with a green rim, which is clearly too big for it and seems to move as the foal moves it’s head.

“I never knew wearing a hat all the time was a gene....” I say as I scratch my chin.

“Neither did I but it is. When he gets older he’ll definitely be cool!” Rainbow Dash says with a fist bump.

I groan and turn towards Scootaloo who has three foals in front of her. One has an orange coat and wings with a blue mane and tail, one has a flesh coloured coat and wings with a purple mane and a blue tail and the last one has an orange body and wings with flesh coloured mane and has a a red cape on it which is clearly too big.

“A....Flesh coloured.... Mane?” I ask confused.

“Beats me.” Scootaloo groans. “I just hope one of them is as cool as Rainbow Dash!”

I facepalm and walk towards Apple Bloom. AppleJack following me giving me a glare the whole time.

In front of Apple Bloom is three foals, two of them are poking the ground whilst the other one is wearing a cape with is clearly too big for it.

One of the ones poking the ground has a green coat with a blue mane and tail, the other one poking the ground has a red coat with a red mane and the one with the cape has a Flesh coloured coat and a darker shade of flesh coloured mane tail.

“Flesh coloured everything.... That’s a weird colour combination....” I say as I scratch at my head.

“Don’t be mean just ‘coz the lil’ fella is different looking.” Apple Bloom growls.

“I like the colours.” I say with a grin.

Apple Bloom smiles a little and cuddles up to the one with the cape.

I then go up to Sweetie Belle who has a strong blush on and a large smile on her face.

In front of her sits three foals. One of them has a cape red cape on it once again clearly too big for it. One of the foals has a white coat and mane and tail with and streaks, one has a white coat with a brown mane tail and the one with the cape has a brown coat with a pure white tail and mane.

“I got to give birth to our children.” Sweetie Belle says with a little giggle.

‘Creeeeeeepy.’ I think to myself as I head over the princesses.

In front of Luna is sat a black coated foal with the same mane.

“She looks cool.” I say with a smile.

“Just be careful raising her. Based on looks she reminds me of Nightmare Moon.” Celestia says giving the foal a nervous look.

The foal nervously shuffles then lays down shaking a little.

“Celestia! Stop it you’re scaring the foal!” I shout at Celestia.

“S-Sorry. Bad memories.” Celestia says with a glum look.

I see the final foal sat in front of Celestia. It looks at me with a soft smile.

‘Damn stupid ponies.’ I think to myself as I facepalm.

Author's Note

So now we know what they look like! I hope you find them cute! - YandereKiller!

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