Lost in Equestria without a map.

Lost in Equestria

Without a map.

By: M11-Megas

Ch. 10 The day that won't end ends.

As we walked Lyra asked so many questions, they weren't hard, but there were so many and a large number of them were about my hands. I just don't know how somepony can get so interested in something that didn't exist two days ago. when I got to ask her how she knew of humans she couldn't answer she just clammed she always knew somehow. At least i'll have another ally in this place.

After ten minutes of walking and a truck load of Q and A. we arrived at a small house, that didn't look anything like a dentist's place of business. What would I know about what a dentist would look like? Twilight knocked on the door.

Before a second had gone by a familiar blue unicorn pocked her head outside. "Twilight I haven't seen you since I tried to kill you at the wedding." She look like she was lost in fond memories. "Sorry, bout that."

Lyra stopped her bombardment of pesky questions to say. "Oh, me too Twilight." before immediately going back to her endless list of questions.

"I'm sure that's an interesting story."

Twilight shrugged to my comment. "It was pretty well shadowed by the invasion of Cantorlot." Twilight went back to Colgate. "How did you get out of the caves anyway?"

"Princess Mi Amore Cadenza trough the flowers right in to a slide that took us back to ponyvile." She smiled then turned to me. "Hay, I seen you before."

"I can't imagine where, I'm new in town." Please don't recognize me.

"Yea I saw you in the panic talking to Whooves. Did you see the monster, I missed him."

"Um..." Don't say anything stupid... Better yet don't say anything at all. I shacked my head, no.

"Well keep on the look for it, I hear it's a giant red shaved ape with horns and a mouth that reaches it's belly button."

She just described a doom monster. That hardly fits the description of a skinny white guy like myself.

"Well anyway lets look at your broken top left canine, shall we?"

I was bewildered for a moment. "How did you know all of that?"

"I'm just good at what I do." Colgate smiled with a amount of pride in her voice.

with that she lead us into a room with the big chair and she got me to sit in it. She then washed her hooves put on a face mask with safety glasses and gloves, that seem more like socks to me.

Colgate was on my left and Lyra and Twilight were on my right. Lyra had stars in her eyes while Twilight was looking at Colgate skeptically, Colgate didn't notice. "Open wide."

When I did open my mouth Lyra started hopping around the chair saying "They do have that teeth thing, great for eating veggies and bugs and meat..."

"Meat?" Twilight was looking in my mouth closely.

Colgate didn't miss a beat. "Yep, animals only have these teeth when they eat meat. But look how white they are. There near flawless." She was obviously more interested in how clean my teeth were than there function, Twilight on the other hand was taken back for a second, but regained her composer with a little smile. Colgate used her magic to lift the tooth and place it to its spot and with a small flash of light she said. "All done, good as new."

"That's it?" I asked, "Why did you do all of that prep work if that's all you had to do?"

"Take your job seriously and other will take you seriously." She said with pride in her voice again, she looked rather smug.

"Great! now we can talk more." Lyra was touching her face to mine, she smelled minty. then she was yanked off of me by the purple glow of twilight's magic.

"Don't you have to go do something with Bonbon?"

"Twilight, that's not until Thursday night."

Twilight face hooved. "Not that. But shouldn't you be with her? I heard she was hurt in the panic."

"Yeah, Carrot Top tripped her and she hit the ground kinda hard." Lyra looked a little saddened. "I guess I shoud go to her. See ya Megas... and Colgate and twilight." She dashed out the door into the night.

Colgate gave me a bag of dental stuff. "come back soon."

We made our goodbyes before Twilight and I left together.

"So, Megas. I guess you don't have anywhere to stay tonight do you?"

"I normally can find a place to put up camp, I do this a lot after all."

"Well how about you come back to the library I have a guest room that you can use and you be right there for testing in the morning."

I thought about I normally don't like staying in people houses, but I still do hurt all over. "Alright sure. Thanks."

We made some small talk on the way back. She talked about her friends most of whom I already meet today. But she talked about Rarity, a fashionista, I knew that that was going to be the pony that I surprise with my none matching clothes. I giggled when i thought about it.

When we got back to the library Rainbow Dash, who had not left yet, was digging through my bag. She said "hi" before going back through my bag. "Why do you have so many socks?"

"I like socks. The real question is why are you going through my bag?"

"Food." She glared at me a little. "Not meat food."

I didn't take any offence to the way she said that. she did help me out a lot today. "There is granola bars in the third pocket down, help yourself."

"Are you going to be staying over again Rainbow?" Twilight asked hopefully.

"Yeah, sure." She sat in a seat with a granola bar and took the seat next to her.

"Great! It will be like a sleepover! I'll go get my book!" Twilight darted out of the room.

"I guess your staying too, huh?"

"Yep."

"I call top bunk." Rainbow said quickly.

"Ok..." I didn't much care I was too tired to argue and before I knew it I was asleep.

"Aw. He looks so peaceful when he sleeps."