CH. 14 then comes Rarity

Lost in Equestria

Without a map.

By: M11-Megas

Ch. 14 Then comes Rarity

When it got around time for breakfast I tried to decline not wanting to owe Twilight even more, but she insisted that i was going to need a full stomach for the psych test. I didn't eat anything but granola and cold M.R.E.s for the last forever, so flapjacks were a terrific change of pace. At first the meal was fine, the two ponies talked to each other leaving me to my thoughts, but soon Rainbow asked what at first was a simple question.

"Are there ponies in your universe?"

"Well, yes. But there almost nothing like you."

Then she asked a question that I didn't really know the answer to. "What are they like then?"

"Um... there... Uh..." How do I put 'brain dead livestock' lightly? "For starters their coats only have about four or five different color verities." I got a little nervous as I thought about how people put ponies in small rooms and allow anyone gawk at them at fairs.

Twilight must have noticed the quiver in my voice. "Is their something wrong?"

That didn't help at all. I really didn't want to offend the two of them after they have bin so nice to me. I bit my lip.

"They aren't intelligent are they?" Twilight asked still with a calm about her. "Judging by the way you talk, we're nothing but animals in your world."

"You are correct. Sorry."

"It's not your fault, not like you could do anything to change who they are. Besides we aren't them." Twilight giggled. "In this world humans don't even exist."

We didn't go to far into the subject. As I didn't want to say anything wrong. The rest of breakfast went fast, after we were done Rainbow Dash left but not before giving my arm a bruise. Twilight and I found a spot in the main room next to the window.

Twilight read over a clipboard before speaking. "Alright, first I need to tell you the state enforced disclaimer."

"Is that a law?"

Twilight smiled sheepishly. "It's called the the O.T.S.P. act." I raised a eyebrow. "The obsessive Twilight Sparkle prevention act." She blushed a little.

I decided to not let that get to me. "If that doesn't scream experience I don't know what does." I reached for my canteen but remembered that I lost it in the river. hope the fishes can use it, that was a good unbent tin can. "Continue."

"The participant, that's you, has the right to stop the test at any time that she/he wishes, additionally if the participant does not want to answer a question for any reason she/he has the right to skip any question." She levitated a pair of glasses and notebook over to herself. "Any questions before we begin?"

"Several, but none of them are test related."

"let's begin."

***four and half hours later***

At the end of the exam I felt violated in a place that I couldn't point to on a doll. I knew I could stop whenever, but I felt that would have meant that the test would have won. I was curled up on the floor mumbling something even I couldn't understand. While Twilight was reading a book in a chair not to far away.

"You should probably go to Princess Celestia. She will want to know about a new specie in Equestria." she giggled a little. "I guess you are an Illegal alien."

Before I could think of something witty to say a white unicorn came up the stairs. "Twilight darling, how are you?"

"Hi Rarity, I fine. Come and meet my new friend."

I rose to my feet. "Is that what you call all of your lab rats." I joked.

"Only the ones that I've seen the inside of there heads." she joked back

"WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?" Rarity shouted in an ear spiting loudness.

"Well the pants are Bob's army navy, the shirt is by the thrift store, the boxers I found in a trash can, and the socks arrrah." I was suddenly picked up in a blue aura and was floating in the air upside down.

"This is a crime against fashion!" She claimed, tugging me along toward the door. "What were you thinking? If it were up to me ponies like you wouldn't be aloud to wear clothes."

I had found a comfortable sitting position while upside down. "Well, I had a suit, but it got sliced up."

"Where is this 'suit' darling."

"Over in the bag on the bag." I pointed but discovered that I was rotating clockwise with ever move, so it took me a few trys to point at my backpack.

The bag started to glow with a blue aura before being flung to me causing me to spin in a circle. "Twilight I'm renting this. Could you fill out the paper work for me?"

Twilight seemed to be taking this a little more seriously than Rarity. "Uh, sure. Just don't break him."

"Of course I won't darling. A lady would never break anypony." She said in a sophisticated way.

I interjected on that statement. "That's great for ponies, But what about me? Also, I presume that a lady is not above kidnapping?" My statement fell on deaf ears as I found that we were leaving the library and heading down the street.

"Bye, Megas. Come back soon." Twilight yelled waving a hoof.

"Megas?" Rarity shifted me to meet her eye to eye. "So you are the one that Pinkie-Pie is throwing the party for."

I was getting dizzy from all the violet turns while floating. "Uh-bla."

She raised an eyebrow in mild confusion before returning me to my upside down sitting position above her head "I guess it doesn't matter really. I can not let you go walking about in that horrid outfit."

"Death to the monster!"

"Not now Carrot Top." Luckily the loud mare must have been busy because she just left. I returned my attention to my abduction. "So this is for my own good?" I asked still keeping my cool.

"Yes it is dear."

"And I don't have a say in the matter."

"No you don't."

I'm being put under citizen's arrest for a crime against fashion. I hope the legal system doesn't work like this. "Why do you care what I wear? Your nude for goodness sake."

"When you pu... ARE THOSE FUZZY SOCKS!?" She had a furious tone at the latter half of her statement.

I looked up at my neon blue socks. "Yeah what about them?"

She was stunned. "What... about... them." her ear was twitching uncontrollably.

I just opened a door to hell, didn't I? Following that theme she had towed me to a odd looking shop that I didn't see before we got there because I was still rotating. I hit my head on the door frame causing me to spin in a different direction than the one I was spinning.