- Parody Story - Flame mists cool adventure

by Bleuv

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 986

cool adventure that i am writing lol

PLEASE READ THIS: Okay, so this is not supposed to be serious. I'm making this just as a parody to horrible stories. This isn't supposed to make sense or anything, I'm just extremely bored and wanted to make something as bad as possible. I'm probably going to start getting back into writing serious stories later on. Anyway, on with the description. |

flame mist was a really cool pony who could do lots of things because he was an alicorn and was really powerful and stong and sexy. he was alot more powerful then celestia because she was only a normal alicorn and flame was a god alicorn. he goes on a cool adventure to save equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-16 18:13:19 UTC

chapter 1 flame meets rainbow dash and kills nightmare moon in the end while also meeting twilight in ponyville because she was there and had books but then they found out discord was following them so they had to run really fast out of there to canterlot

Flame was one day walking through cloudsdale because he was an alicorn and that means he also has wings.  He had a long red mane and black fur with red stripes and also red eyes because he was kind of evil but only when he had to be but he was an alicorn so that means he was good.  He came across Rainbow Dash and said "hello rainbow dash it is cool too meet you."  Rainbow dash looked at him and said "oh hello."  Flame suddenly used his mind control on her and made her think that she was his wife.  "now you are my wife and I love you" "I love you to" rainbow dash said.  Suddenly she kissed him and he felt really happy and started walking.  "We have to go save equestria from the nightmare moon" he said.  "Ok" said rainbow dash.  Flame teleported them from cloudsdale all the way to nightmare moons house.  They knocked on the door and she came out.  "Oh hello" she said "im nightmare moon and I want to kill you".  "No" said flame and he shot a super laser into her and killed her instantly because he was trained by twilight sparkle and celestia but in the end was much more powerful then them both combined.  He and rainbow then kissed together and rainbow said "wow your realy brave and strong flame I love you".  Flame smiled and said "I love you to rainbow dash" then they proceded to go back to his castle in the sky.  It was a black castle with lots of towers and gates to keep other ponies out because he didn't like other ponies because they tried to kill him because he was an alicorn but everytime he was able to kill them more fastly.  He went in and when rainbow tried to come in she blew up because there was a force field that only he can go threw.  "oh no" he said and went out to her.  "My wife is dead and now I must bury her" flame said, cring over rainbow dashs ashes.  he then proceeded to take the ashes and throw them away in the trash.  "Ok now that this is over I am going to ponyville to see my good friend twilight sparkle" who was his old mentor because he became her pupul.  He quicky teleported to fastly to ponyville.

When he arrived in ponyville he quicky went to the library to find twilight sparkle.  He walked in and twilight said "Oh hello flame mist it is so cool to see you."  "Hi twilight" flame said.  He was very happy to see twilight but also felt really weird around her because she too was an alicorn and that meant that there were two alicorns in the surrounding area which meant that if an enemy were to come he could destroy them and blow them up very quickly and fastly.  "Twilight" flame said quickly looking around.  "We have to run to canterlot because I can sense discord is coming to kill us."  "Oh no lets go ok" said twilight.  They ran fastly up the trail before flame quickly teleported them out of there.  "oh wait I want a book" flame said and teleported them back quickly into the library and he took a book and then teleported them again.  They got to canterlot and teleported into the castle up to celestias thrown.  "Hi" said celestia.  "Hi" said flame.  "What do you want?" said celestia who was drinking her tea so fast it was spilling everywhere.  "We are being followed by discord because I think he escaped that stone block he was in oh wait no I remember now he escaped and was with fluttershy but then he escaped to kill me" said flame with such a speed that his mouth broke but he fixed it with his magic because that would have hurt and he would of had to go to the hospital and get it treated on.  "Okay so what you have to do is take the elements of harmony and blast discord away because he is weak to rainbows" said celestia.  "But rainbow dash, my wife, is dead" said flame.  "Oh ok" said celestia "then what you have to do is pick up spike and put the element necklace thing on him because he is a loyal slave to twilight here."  "Hi ok" said twilight.  "Ok" said flame.  They proceeded to go back to teleport back to the castle twilight lived in because her old library blew up because of a stupid monster that was killing everypony.

chapter 2 flame and twilight find all of the element necklaces and go around to the other ponies to give them to them because they needed them right now okay great job

Flame looked at twilight and said "Do you have all the necklaces?"  "Yes" said Twilight and she pulled them out of a weird book box thing she had on her shelves.  "Oh cool okay lets go" flame said.  He checked his watch and said "Oh no it's nighttime" and it was.  "Ok" said twilight and they teleported to the other ponies and gave them their necklaces.  Since rainbow dash was still dead they gave the loyalty element to spike who was kinda confused but put it on anyway since this was a time imperative mission.  Flame teleported them to discord.  "Hello discord we are here to kill you" said flame, looking at the other ponies.  They nodded and discord said "No not today I have a guitar."  He pulled out his guitar and flame almost screamed but all they did was blasted Discord with the rainbow power thing from the necklaces and killed him instantly.  "Cool a guitar" flame said and picked it up.  He played a guitar solo so loud and awesome that the other ponies kissed him.  Equestria was saved and flame did it all by himself.  The end.